online mom

*at dinner table*
me:Mom….dad….im….im a bro
*they gasp*
me: I just didn’t know it myself until…i looked it up online…but…
Mom: it’s OK honey *wipes tears* we love you…you were born this way
dad: *puts down steak knife* you will always…..be my son
me: *sobs*……I can now embrace who I really am *puts on a pair of Nike Elites*

  • -me when i was 5-
  • Mom: Serena, don't talk to strangers. It's dangerous.
  • Me: ok mami i promise i wont :)
  • -me now-
  • Mom: are you talking to strangers?
  • Me: no omg why would i do that
  • Also me: WHO WANTS MY SNAPCHAT?! WHO LIKES DAN AND PHIL LETS BE FRIENDS? HEY YOU PERSON WHO'S 18228 YEARS OLDER THAN ME LETS TALK HI HI HI -goes on omegle, puts interests-

Are we sitting comfortably? Good, allow me to make something very clear. I might be taking a miniature break online from things for the sake of my mental health, but no, you did not “win” you did not “frighten me away” and you are most certainly not the reason I am taking a break, but if you think for one minute that you can come into My chat, my space which I made for people to come hang out and feel welcome in and harass My friends you are gravely mistaken.

You are not as clever or anonymous as you think you are, Michaela A*******n, Kelly B****s and Sophia E****t.

And if you try that shit again there will be a Reckoning and you will lose .

Are we still sitting comfortably?