Legend of Welp! #7
Link: You know there’s a fanfic out there where I’m your daughter?
Zelda: You? My daughter?
Link: Well, it’s not for certain just yet, but I think that’s what they’re building up to.
Zelda: Heh. What horrible things must I have done to deserve having you as a daughter? *sips tea*
Link: Oh, and Ganon’s your husband.
Zelda: *SPITS TEA* What…The…FUCK?
Link: You marry to try and break the cycle of destruction. It’s kind of clever. Very self sacrificing and admirably written.
Zelda: But…but it’s not a loving marriage, right? It’s purely for the sake of the kingdom…
Link: Well, the two of you do fall in love before your first love-making, so-
Zelda then destroyed the computer with her light arrows and stormed off. Link sighed and vowed never to talk to anyone about fanfiction he found online again. Evidently, he forgot about this vow within a week.
Link: Hey, Ganon, you know there’s this fanfic where I’m your adopted son?