Saying women have it easier in online dating is like being envious of someone whose fridge is filled with rotting food. Sure, they’ve probably got more meal options than you, but 90% of those options will make them puke.
To say that poor time
keeping can hurt your dating game is an understatement!
But… some of us are
more prone to tardiness than others and while its acceptable to be a little
late (fashionable at times), it can be perceived as bad mannered, unattractive
and inconsiderate to be very late. Yikes!
Generally, being very
late is reserved for African social gatherings and your sugar daddy’s funeral (after
all, you must check with the executor to make sure he compensated you
generously in the will before turning up) ;) but even those have their cut off
points. So how do you handle the situations where you just can’t help running a
little … or a lotta late?
On Time : Woah
there, slow your horses. You are on time? Well done, now linger in your car/ car park a bit
longer. Let him anticipate your arrival. I’m sure you can find something to
occupy your time for the next 3-5 minutes. Another coat of lipstick perhaps. A
little powder on the nose, and a brief look in the mirror. Why wait I hear you ask? You want to make sure he is seated and comfortable as you strut your
stuff to grace him your
Less than 10mins
late: No need to apologise lady, you’ve arrived. He should be grateful you
even showed up. Enjoy your date, he will!
15-35 mins late:
Quickly pacify any annoyance on his part with a warm smile, sparkling eye
contact and follow with a flirty compliment. Casually dismiss your
lateness with something trivial and out of your control. For example, “ _ _ _ _
_ _ I’m so glad to see you. Wow! *pause*
that tie/shirt/toupee looks amazing on you! Gosh, the traffic/ parking/ delayed
trains are such a nuisance aren’t they”?
40 mins – 1 hr late:
Hint at a day of stress and drama as you apologise … but don’t go into too much
detail. Then quickly distract your date with engaging conversation. Such as “ _
_ _ _ _ I’m so terribly sorry I’m late, you don’t want to begin to imagine
the day I’ve had. I’m just happy I’m here! Can you believe the district/
circle/ jubilee line was suspended?! But enough about me, _ _ _ _ what have you
been getting up to today”? etc.
Over an hour: GIIIRRLLLL,
this is the time to slay like you have never slayed before. If your date is even
still waiting for you, it’s time for an awe inspiring entrance. Work a sexy
strut right over to that man, pout your lips, serious eye contact in your
arsenal and embrace him in a long(ish) hug. Now that you have hopefully
surprised and allured your dashing date, he’ll have his guard down for a brief
moment. Like a leopard capturing it’s prey, use a sweet or sultry voice (the
choice is yours) to say the following. “ _ _ _ _, I’m sorry I’m just arriving.
I don’t even want to dampen the mood by trying to explain what happened. But I’ll
bribe you with an ice cream the next time we meet so you can forgive me. I nearly
didn’t even make it though, but I knew how disappointed you would be if I cancelled so
I just had to try my hardest to get here for you” … ensue adorable *today has
been so hard for me* puppy dog pout.
And that’s how to handle being late in style!
Notice how in
all instances , you do not dwell too much on being late. It’s
better to just get on with enjoying each other’s company that to have an apology session about lateness. You’ve arrived now make the wait worth his while.
Always try your best to inform your date before they leave
for the venue, if you are going to be late. They will appreciate it.