onew why

why is it that most times when Jinki’s at the airport he’s all sleepy and playful and silly but the second he shows up wearing sunglasses ? dead silence. not a smile from him. not a smile to him - everyone’s too scared; he’s that hot. he’s just dripping in handsomeness. oozing charm. he’s going through customs like it’s a bloody runway. all because of some sunglasses. insane.

~If I don’t see a ribbon ‘round the ole oak tree
I’ll stay on the bus
Forget about us
Put the blame on me
If I don’t see a yellow ribbon 'round the ole oak tree~  

anonymous asked:

SHINee at the carnival?

wow i haven’t been to a carnival in YEARS, here you go anon!  💕

onew:

  • *is covered in powdered sugar* 
  • shinee: “wtf is all that” 
  • “………………” *swipes at mouth* “…cocaine” 

jonghyun:

  • holding two puffs of pink cotton candy in his hands staring longingly at them 
  • he misses his pink hair!!!!!!!!!!
  • riding the viking is a must 
  • riding spinning teacups with taemin the manic speed demon was a MISTAKE (especially after the funnel cake and hot dogs he scarfed down) 
  • finds his way to the nearest garbage can asap 

key:

  • “candy apples are unnecessarily difficult to eat” 
  • his face is smeared with red candy streaks 
  • takes one look at the ferris wheel and is like HELL no that thing is a breeze away from falling apart 
  • members manhandle him on while he tries to struggle in a dignified way but each of them are holding down a limb each and jesus HE’LL JUST WALK 
  • someone gave him this flamingo balloon hat  

minho:

  • losing all his money on those rigged basketball games
  • every time a member coaxes him away the caller says “nice try dude maybe next time” and he slams down another 5,000₩ and the cycle begins again (jonghyun: “c’mon minho a goldfish isn’t worth it” / IT’S NOT ABOUT THE GOLDFISH IT’S ABOUT MY PRIDE AS A MAN”) 
  • key buys him a goldfish after 
  • he named it shiny 

taemin: 

  • “where’s the dunk tank? don’t these things usually have a dunk tank?” 
  • laughing way too gleefully while playing the watergun games 
  • makes sound effects with his mouth 
  • top shelf prize top shelf prize 
  • picks a huge stuffed banana
  • gives it to minho
  • “there, there hyung” 

prayaga22  asked:

Can you do a scenario with SHINee baking (or trying to bake for some 😂) I stan you tbh 🙏

i stan you too babe!!! everyone follow her on insta @vidyatheshawol for up to date quality shinee content ❤ i was actually saving this prompt for today 

김종현, 생일축하해 우리 블링블링이~~~!!!!!!!!!!!! (KIM JONGHYUN HAPPY BIRTHDAY OUR BLING-BLINGY)

shinee bakes for jonghyun’s birthday 

onew:

  • opens the bag of flour and some poofs up and just powders his face (minho walks past “wha-” / onew: cocaine”) 
  • smells the vanilla extract and really wants to taste it (key: “i’m telling you rn that this is the worst idea” / onew: “BUT IT SMELLS SO GOOOOOOD” / key pulls up multiple articles that essentially boils down to hoe don’t do it)
  • pours a little on a spoon and licks it anyway 
  • absolutely crestfallen that it sucks 
  • largely unhelpful and eating batter 

key: 

  • shit did the recipe say ½ cup of milk or a full one
  • well he poured in a cup
  • maybe even a little more than a cup
  • they don’t own an actual measuring cup, he used one of jonghyun’s mugs
  • while stirring the v watery batter ………… comes to the conclusion that he was very mistaken
  • he can cook really well why is baking so much harder than it initially appears
  • just dumps in flour until it achieves cake-batter-like consistency 

taemin:

  • cut up the strawberries (one for the cake, one for taemin, one for the cake, onew hyung want one??)
  • pipes half the bag of frosting into his mouth (key: *hits him on the head* yah don’t eat it all) 
  • the bag is danger….ously emptyish 
  • it’s okay he stashed away a tin of frosting for this exact situation (taemin…….you could have just not eaten all the frosting) 
  • he’s so smart 

minho:

  • ok so their oven has a timer and he turned ON the timer 
  • doesn’t know WHY he expected that it’ll automatically would start baking bc clearly, ovens don’t work like that 
  • he knows that you shouldn’t do the whole raise the temperature to cook the thing faster but he’s going to do that 
  • burned it  
  • omg they’re never going to let him live this down 

after singing happy birthday: 

jonghyun: 

  • “wow thanks guys but this is clearly a store bought cake???? taemin posted in the group chat that you were making one this year”
  • taemin: minho murdered your cake 
  • minho: *in tears* WE TRIED THE BEST WE COULD 
Shinee Tag Meme

Reblog this and put the first tag that comes up when you type each members’ name in:
(mine are: #why do i ship onew with everyone?, #shit jonghyun says, #key where are your pants, #choi minho back at it again at krispy kreme, and #i am taemin in the shower

anonymous asked:

Shinee as School Teachers 😊

hi bebs! i switched it up and made them college professors instead hope you don’t mind! c: also @taemkitten here’s uni profs for you sweetheart!

onew: 

  • computer science professor 
  • super chill, will grant extensions no prob as long as he sees that students are trying and not trying to take advantage of his smiley face   
  • brings in those programmable robots that can be coded to go through mazes 
  • sometimes he forgoes the maze and the class does races (”just don’t bet on them bc i will get fired if i inadvertently start a underground robot gambling ring”)  
  • showed a simple smartbot chat in class and kept sending it puns that it did not understand 
  • struggles with projector and sound system

jonghyun:

  • sociology/peace&justice professor 
  • lectures about things they don’t teach you in high school like the aftermaths of slavery, japanese internment, feminism and how it’s all rooted in people and social interactions 
  • keeps students up to date with protests happening 
  • when his laptop freezes he jokes that it’s the fbi trying to shut him down 
  • for some reason ALL of his classes are 8:30s and students can visibly see caffeine waking him up as he’s lecturing 
  • super passionate and waves his arms around while talking 
  • never gets to everything he wants to talk about bc he gets sidetracked
  • also no one can ever read his handwriting and if they ask he has to try really hard to read it too 

key:

  • art history professor 
  • unironically wears tweed with elbow pads (”i look good in the prof look ok”) 
  • his syllabus is 17 pages long. which is daunting af but it’s really not as overwhelming as it seems 
  • lectures are interesting bc he’s just so sincere 
  • he’s not afraid to be vulnerable and encourages everyone to be open about how art influences them
  • class field trip to museums!!!! 
  • drives the uni shuttle with art history majors singing showtunes in the back
  • introduces his TAs: mr. comme des and mr. garcons 
  • his slideshows are all prezi bc it’s more aesthetic 

minho:

  • film professor 
  • teaches intro to film so it’s mostly watching movies and basic theory but suggests that students make their own shorts to show if they’re comfortable 
  • shows his own first cringeworthy film, awkward acting and all……… it’s the shinee harry potter thing and honestly he’s hiding behind his hands the whole time (onew: “SERIOUSLY WHY CAN’T WE JUST BURY OUR DARK PAST” / minho: “I WANT TO LEAD BY EXAMPLE AND SHOW THAT THINGS TAKE TIME AND PRACTICE” / tae: “YELLING ALSO”) 
  • shows the bee movie in class bc he lost a bet to jong and has to teach a class on it
  • teaches class with a completely straight face like he’s not dying inside talking about mise en scène in the fkin bee movie 

taemin: 

  • theology professor 
  • he knows he looks young so he wears his glasses to look older 
  • knows how to read latin like nbd 
  • when he came into the room the professor rolly chair was really high but he didn’t know how to make it go down so he sat on it with his feet dangling off the ground 
  • can recite passages from the bible from memory
  • doesn’t push his belief on anyone but encourages open conversations about how religion works in the world 
  • bursts into class everyday like “AM I LATE?????”