anonymous asked:

I was once walking through the desert with tumblr user onetitwonder. It was hot and I must have passed out. When I woke up I was surrounded by paramedics near the highway. "I'm alive?" I gently croaked. "Yes you're alive. "How did I get here? There is only one set of footprints in the sand." The paramedic looked at me softly... "That is where tumblr user onetitwonder carried you."