oneness-quotes

  • Chopper:If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
  • Zoro:What if it bites me and it dies?
  • Sanji:That means you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Zoro, learn to listen.
  • Usopp:What if it bites itself and I die?
  • Brook:It’s voodoo.
  • Luffy:What if it bites me and someone else dies?
  • Nami:That’s correlation, not causation.
  • Franky:What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
  • Robin:That’s kinky.
  • Nami:Oh my God.
  • Ranpo:My favorite thing to do is act like I can’t understand something very simple when someone is explaining it to me. So I could see how dumb they think I am.
  • Yosano:This, my dear, is called deception.
  • Ranpo:What do you mean?
  • Yosano:It’s a form of dishonesty that you are using for self gain or amusement. It’s actually quite sophisticated stuff. Well done.
  • Ranpo:Sorry, I don’t get it?