anonymous asked:

Dear *anyone*,

Dear freeloader

I am unsure where you are stocking all the clothes you seem to wear everytime I stubble upon your ghostly self at approximately 3 am in the kitchen but I swear by the Elder if I find one more pair of dirty socks that aren’t Jack’s or Slick’s, I’m going to make you swallow it with the same milk you’re stealing everytime you visit.