Brit(ton) is a mystery actor. she can’t even spell her own name right.
she is “keeping the fandom alive” because “the Outsiders is her life source and she’ll die without it.” She lives for the Outsiders.
Niall Horan lives for One Direction. he will tour, even when he’s fat and old, like he promised in Act My Age.
but he’ll never be old, because of his baby face. y'know who else doesn’t look old? Ralph George Macchio Jr.
Junior means smaller. Niall is small. He is 5'8" and Ralph is 5'9. “Brit” is 4'11 because she’s a smol little bean.
Louis Tomlinson is a smol little bean and he is Niall’s band mate. Johnny Cade is also a smol little bean, as described by Ponyboy Curtis on page 191 when he was describing his experience cuddling with The Ultimate Cuddle Buddy™. Ralph Macchio played Johnny Cade, in the Outsiders.
in FunnyorDie.com’s video, Ralph was happy to be recognized by his fans as the guy who was Johnny Cade. Niall Horan is happy to be recognized by That Guy in One Direction™.
obviously, Niall Horan = Ralph Macchio
and Niall Horan = Ralph Macchio = Britton - if that’s even you real name.
What she means:shut the door, turn the light off. I wanna be with you, I wanna feel your love. I wanna lay beside you, I cannot hide this even though I try. Heart beats harder, time escapes me. Trembling hands touch skin, it makes this harder. And the tears stream down my face.