one willow

Okay but I just want everyone to understand

the best thing about Ilvermorny being in Massachusetts is that this brings up a bunch of stupid fucking Massachusetts headcanons about wizardry: 

-Professors with disgusting Boston accents 

-The platform for Ilvermorny HAS to be at North station

-enchanted MBTA commuter rail 

-the division between NY and Mass wizards going deeper than house rivalry 

-the Red Sox curse being ACTUAL dark magic 

-confirmed wand fights over Sox vs Yankees and Patriots vs literally everyone not from new England

-a Dunkin Donuts suspiciously close to the school that is always looking for workers because people are terrified of working the nightshift there. 

-Magical Dunkin Donuts 

-There’s an underground passage at the school (a la Whomping Willow and One Eyed Witch) that exits at the old Harvard station.

-On the train ride to Ilvermorny, students like to fire off spells. The stray magic wreaks havoc on cars between the station and the school, making them nearly impossible to drive and making the drivers seem exceedingly reckless. MASSHOLES EXPLAINED 

-The real reason the Pumpkinfest riots happened at Keane State was because Ilvermorny wizards decided to crash and cast some drunk spells without realizing the consequences, once something caught fire, people rioted. Student wizards are not well liked in New Hampshire

-There’s a reason why Boston is “the hub of the universe”: wizarding folk powerful in astrology and divination gather there for readings more accurate and powerful than anywhere else.

-There was a gang of dark wizard students, who caused an unbelievable amount of mayhem and panic one day. The local magical authorities realized it would be almost impossible to totally wipe the memory from everyone’s minds. One wizard joked, saying that they’re going to come up with some ridiculous excuse like a family of ducks trying to walk through the city.

PLEASE ADD MORE SHITTY NEW ENGLAND HEADCANONS

Pocahontas Live Action Fancast

Q’orianka Kilcher as Pocahontas


Martin Sensmeier as Kocoum


Gil Birmingham as Chief Powhatan


Zahn McClarnon as Kekata


Tayana Beatty as Nakoma


Meryl Streep as Grandmother Willow (voice)


Sam Claflin as John Smith


Nicholas Hoult as Thomas


Kevin Spacey as Governor Ratcliffe


Gerard Butler and Iain Glen as Ben & Lon


Matthew Gray Gubler as Wiggins

thinking about soft grunge remus lupin and tattoos

  • the phases of the moon all up one arm so that he knows without checking when the full moon will rattle through his bones
  • the constellation sirius on his ribs. it brightens with sirius’s mood; for the azkaban years, it was faded almost to nothing.
  • a pair of antlers across his shoulders; they grew with every one of james’s birthdays, until one day they stopped growing. he feels the ache deep in his bones. 
  • a rat on his ankle; he later carves away at this one until the pattern is hidden by the blood, sat at his window on halloween and crying
  • the whomping willow across one thigh; the gryffindor lion on the other (he was drunk for that one; sirius holds his hand)
  • because he’s a cliché and lost a bet he gets “this too will pass” over his hipbone
  • for harry he has a snitch behind his ear. it gives him a headache when harry needs his help
  • he gets a rose for tonks because he wants some part of their relationship to be traditional. the petals fall when she’s in danger; he didn’t see it, but it was just thorns when they were both killed
  • he has a map showing him where the other marauders are, but to anyone else it’d just be freckles dancing. the other three haven’t moved for years now
  • he and sirius had matching ones: a human heartbeat across their left and right wrists. when they held hands they felt the pulses crackle; when they kissed they could look at their wrists and see the other’s heartbeat race. they kissed a lot. remus’s wrist just has a straight line these days
love asks ♥
  • lullaby: What love song(s) is/are your favorite?
  • summer rain: What is love to you?
  • sky: Where would you like to live (with the one you love)?
  • light: Describe how you feel around your crushes or loved one.
  • moon: Who on earth do you love the most?
  • ocean: Do you ever think of getting married?
  • rose: thinking of your crush or loved one, describe the perfect perfume for them.
  • white swan: What do you love the most about your crush or loved one?
  • weeping willow: Have you ever cried for love?
  • dream: What is your ideal date?
  • glitter: What can the person you love do to make you happy?