one time she punched me in the face it was awesome

U don't know who Riley is???

R u kidding me. Riley…. How do I even begin to explain Riley. Riley is flawless. He has two weed stashes and a hydrogenerator. I hear his hair’s insured for $10,000. I hear he does car commercials…On the Ground. One time he met Clarke in Farm Station…And she told him he was pretty. One time he punched me in the face. It was awesome.

  • Klaus: Caroline Forbes... How do I begin to explain Caroline Forbes?
  • Matt: Caroline Forbes is flawless.
  • Enzo: I hear her hair is insured in $10,000.
  • Elijah: I hear she does car commercials… in Japan.
  • Rebekah: Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.
  • Kol: One time she met John Stamos on a plane…
  • Bonnie: And he told her she was pretty.
  • Damon: One time she punched me in the face… it was awesome

Honestly imagine Maggie Sawyer at the next Danvers Family Dinner™ and every time the conversation shifts to what cool thing Kara has done Maggie chips in something about Alex. Like not in a “WELL ALEX IS BETTER.” Kind of way. She waits for the Kara praise to be over, offers a little of her own, and then proceeds to casually highlight one of Alex’s recent accomplishments.

“This week Alex helped my department solve a case we’ve been trying to crack for quite a while. It was awesome!”

“Did you know that ALEX opened up a really hard to open pickle jar?????? Honestly the strongest arms of anyone I know. Sorry Kara.”

LMAO BUT U GET THE PICTURE.

But like after every actual thing that Maggie brings up, Alex is shocked that she even noticed. Or that it made enough of an impression to remember it and they’re both so in love just punch me in the face

  • Kiritsugu: Irisviel Von Einzbern...how do I begin to explain Irisviel Von Einzbern?
  • Saber: Irisviel Von Einzbern is flawless.
  • Gilgamesh: I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.
  • Maiya: I hear she does car commercials...in Japan.
  • Kirei: One time she punched me in the face.
  • Kirei: It was awesome.
  • Aelin: how do I even begin to describe Rowan Whitethorn?
  • Aedion: Rowan Whitethorn is flawless
  • Aedion: he has two legendary warrior friends AND a badass hawk form
  • Aedion: I hear his feathers are insured for 10,000 silvers
  • Aedion: I hear he does almond oil commercials in Wendlyn
  • Aedion: his favorite symphony is the Stygian Suite
  • Aedion: one time he met Mab and she told him he was pretty
  • Aedion: one time he punched me in the face... it was AWESOME
How do I even begin to explain Ahren Schreave?
  • Camille: Ahren Schreave is flawless.
  • Hale: He has two crowns AND a limousine.
  • Kile: I hear his hair's insured for $10,000.
  • Ean: I hear he does car commercials. In New Asia.
  • Henri: Favorite movie ees Notebook.
  • Fox: One time, he met Tessa Tamble on a plane.
  • Erik: And she told him he was hot.
  • Jack Ranger: One time he punched me in the face. It was awesome.
  • Paul: Stella Gibson... How do I begin to explain Stella Gibson?
  • Dani: Stella Gibson is flawless.
  • Gail: I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.
  • Reed: I hear she does car commercials... in Croydon.
  • Eastwood: Her least favorite band is U2.
  • Tom: One time she met David Duchovny on a plane... And he told her she was pretty.
  • Jim: One time she punched me in the face... it was awesome.
Katherine Plumber?
  • Davey: How do I even begin to describe Katherine Plumber?
  • Romeo: Katherine Plumber is flawless.
  • Sniper: She has a closet full of shirtwaist dresses and power bangs.
  • Specs: I hear her typewriter is insured for $10,000.
  • Elmer: I hear she writes front page articles. For the Sun.
  • Les: Her favorite vaudeville act is Medda Larkin.
  • Crutchie: One time she met Teddy Roosevelt after the newsboy strike. And he told her she was pretty.
  • Jack: One time she punched me in the face. It was AWESOME.
  • Hanji Zoe: Levi Ackerman... How do I ever begin to describe Levi Ackerman?
  • Petra Ral: Levi Ackerman is flawless
  • Erwin Smith: He owns razor sharp blades and a washerwomans bandana
  • Armin Arlert: I hear he does ODM commercials... inside Wall Sina
  • Mikasa Ackerman: He met the female titan outside the walls, and she told him he was hot
  • Eren Jaeger: One time, he punched me in the face
  • Eren Jaeger: It was awesome
Unexpectedly: Part 5

A neighbor!Dean x Reader/ AU drabble series

Master List

A/N: Here is part 5! You guys have been so awesome with this little drab series, and I’m so glad you’re liking it. Please let me know what you think of this part. I always love hearing from all of you! ♥

Word Count: 1, 041
(i have a hard time stopping…)

Warnings:
- language.

Tags: (at the bottom)

*gif is not mine.

You stared at the woman, her face still contorted in rage. A chill ran through your entire body, and you had the sudden urge to punch her square in the face. Feeling your fist tighten up at your side, you gave her your best bitchy smile in return.

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Annabeth Chase... How do I even begin to explain Annabeth Chase?
  • Butch Walker: Annabeth Chase is flawless.
  • Connor Stoll: She had two electronic gadgets straight from Daedalus' Workshop and a Drakon Bone Sword from Damasen.
  • Katie Gardner: I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.
  • Lou Ellen: I hear she does chariot commercials...in Olympus.
  • Clarisse La Rue: Her favorite movie is My Architect.
  • Drew Tanaka: One time she met Chrysaor on the Argo II—
  • Juniper: —And he told her she was pretty.
  • Travis Stoll: One time she punched me in the face. It was awesome.

Root: Holly Short… How do I begin to explain Holly Short?

Trouble: Holly Short is flawless.

Foaly: Her Neutrino’s insured for $10,000

Juliet: I hear she wrestles gnomes…in zero gravity.

Trouble: her favorite sport is crunchball

Butler: One time she met Artemis’s alter ego… And he told her she was pretty.

Artemis: one time she punched me in the face… It was awesome.

  • Goku: Bulma Briefs... How do I begin to explain Bulma Briefs?...
  • Oolong: Bulma Briefs is flawless.
  • Chichi: She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.
  • Yamcha: I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.
  • Tien: I hear she does car commercials... In Japan.
  • Chiaotzu: Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.
  • Puar: One time she met John Stamos on a plane...
  • Launch: - And he told her she was pretty.
  • Krillin: One time she punched me in the face... It was awesome.
MBTI as Mean Girls quotes
  • ESFP: “Get in loser. We’re going shopping.”
  • ISFP: “I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.”
  • ESTP: “One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.”
  • ISTP: “Did you see nipple? It only counts if you saw a nipple!”
  • ENFP: “I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.”
  • ENFJ: “I’m sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It’s not your fault you’re so gap-toothed.”
  • INFP: “I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair she’d look like a British man.”
  • INFJ: “I’m a mouse, duh.”
  • INTP: “Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.”
  • INTJ: “This is Susan from Planned Parenthood, I have her test results. If you could have her call me as soon as she can. It’s urgent. Thank you.”
  • ENTJ: “I don’t hate you ‘cause your fat. You’re fat ‘cause I hate you!”
  • ENTP: "Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya."
  • ESFJ: "I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm popular."
  • ISFJ: Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.
  • ESTJ: "Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!"
  • ISTJ: "calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George's life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you."
How do I even begin to explain the signs?

Gemini and Virgo are flawless.

Taurus and Libra each have two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.

I hear Leo’s hair is insured for $10,000.

I hear Capricorn and Aquarius do car commercials… in Japan.

 Cancer and Sagittarius’ favorite movie is Varsity Blues.

One time, Scorpio met John Stamos on a plane… and he told her she was pretty.

One time, Aries and Pisces punched me in the face… IT WAS AWESOME.

Right Hook 3

 Characters: teen!Dean x teen!reader

Words: 2,248

Summery: Dean finally gets some alone time with Y/n, and his father become impatient with his hunt. 

Warnings: none

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Suspicious Minds by Elvis

A/N: Okay so a lot of fluff which I’m super happy about. Also you should listen to the song because it’s really cool and awesome and goes well with my story so ya.

Originally posted by adamantblue


Dean walked into school with the biggest smile on his face. His feet marched him to Y/n’s locker, and he found her leaning against it writing in her notebook. He walked up behind her and snaked his arm around her waist. “Hey.” he whispered seductively. Y/n jumped and whipped around. “Dean!” she gasped and playfully slapped him on the shoulder. “You can’t scare me like that I could’ve punched you again.” she exclaimed. Dean laughed at her comment and looked into her sparkling eyes. “Is that how you treat your first date?” he smirked, and Y/n scrunched her eyebrows together. “I’ve been on other dates F.Y.I.” 

He laughed and grabbed her books from her hand. “Now whats you next class?” he questioned. “Chemistry.” Y/n pointed down the hall and Dean started making his way down with Y/n in tow.

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Philippa Eilhart: Francesca Findabair… How do I begin to explain Francesca Findabair?
Yennefer of Vengerberg: Francesca Findabair is flawless.
Keira Metz: I hear her hair’s insured for 10,000 florens.
Fringilla Vigo: I hear she does magic commercials… in Tir ná Lia.
Assire var Anahid: Her favorite ballad is Elaine Ettariel.
Triss Merigold: One time she met Eredin at a party…
Margarita Laux-Antille: And he told her she was pretty.
Sabrina Glevissig: One time she punched me in the face… it was awesome.

  • Tseng: Rufus Shinra... How do I begin to explain Rufus Shinra?
  • Elena: Rufus Shinra is flawless.
  • Reeve Tuesti: I hear his hair's insured for $10,000.
  • Heidegger: I hear he does car commercials... in Junon.
  • Scarlet: His favorite movie is Varsity Blues.
  • Rude: One time he met Tifa Lockheart on a plane...
  • Reno: - And she told him he was pretty.
  • Cloud Strife: One time he punched me in the face... it was awesome.