R u kidding me. Riley…. How do I even begin to explain Riley. Riley is flawless. He has two weed stashes and a hydrogenerator. I hear his hair’s insured for $10,000. I hear he does car commercials…On the Ground. One time he met Clarke in Farm Station…And she told him he was pretty. One time he punched me in the face. It was awesome.
Honestly imagine Maggie Sawyer at the next Danvers Family Dinner™ and every time the conversation shifts to what cool thing Kara has done Maggie chips in something about Alex. Like not in a “WELL ALEX IS BETTER.” Kind of way. She waits for the Kara praise to be over, offers a little of her own, and then proceeds to casually highlight one of Alex’s recent accomplishments.
“This week Alex helped my department solve a case we’ve been trying to crack for quite a while. It was awesome!”
“Did you know that ALEX opened up a really hard to open pickle jar?????? Honestly the strongest arms of anyone I know. Sorry Kara.”
LMAO BUT U GET THE PICTURE.
But like after every actual thing that Maggie brings up, Alex is shocked that she even noticed. Or that it made enough of an impression to remember it and they’re both so in love just punch me in the face
A/N: Here is part 5! You guys have been so awesome with this little drab series, and I’m so glad you’re liking it. Please let me know what you think of this part. I always love hearing from all of you! ♥
Word Count: 1, 041 (i have a hard time stopping…)
Warnings: - language.
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*gif is not mine.
You stared at the woman, her face still contorted in rage. A chill ran through your entire body, and you had the sudden urge to punch her square in the face. Feeling your fist tighten up at your side, you gave her your best bitchy smile in return.
“I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.”
“One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.”
“Did you see nipple? It only counts if you saw a nipple!”
“I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.”
“I’m sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It’s not your fault you’re so gap-toothed.”
“I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair she’d look like a British man.”
“I’m a mouse, duh.”
“Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.”
“This is Susan from Planned Parenthood, I have her test results. If you could have her call me as soon as she can. It’s urgent. Thank you.”
“I don’t hate you ‘cause your fat. You’re fat ‘cause I hate you!”
"Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya."
"I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm popular."
Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.
"Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!"
"calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George's life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you."
A/N: Okay so a lot of fluff which I’m super happy about. Also you should listen to the song because it’s really cool and awesome and goes well with my story so ya.
Dean walked into school with the biggest smile on his face. His feet marched him to Y/n’s locker, and he found her leaning against it writing in her notebook. He walked up behind her and snaked his arm around her waist. “Hey.” he whispered seductively. Y/n jumped and whipped around. “Dean!” she gasped and playfully slapped him on the shoulder. “You can’t scare me like that I could’ve punched you again.” she exclaimed. Dean laughed at her comment and looked into her sparkling eyes. “Is that how you treat your first date?” he smirked, and Y/n scrunched her eyebrows together. “I’ve been on other dates F.Y.I.”
He laughed and grabbed her books from her hand. “Now whats you next class?” he questioned. “Chemistry.” Y/n pointed down the hall and Dean started making his way down with Y/n in tow.
Philippa Eilhart: Francesca Findabair… How do I begin to explain Francesca Findabair?
Yennefer of Vengerberg: Francesca Findabair is flawless.
Keira Metz: I hear her hair’s insured for 10,000 florens.
Fringilla Vigo: I hear she does magic commercials… in
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Assire var Anahid: Her favorite ballad is
Triss Merigold: One time she met Eredin at a party…
And he told her she was pretty. Sabrina Glevissig: One time she punched me in the face… it was awesome.