one the docks

While waiting in line, the guy in front of me was singing Heathens by tøp. His voice was smooth but he kept singing only the chorus part and it annoyed me because he was missing out on the other good parts. So I timed my entrance and joined in on the rap part. 

Him: All my friends are heathens, take it slow. Wait for them to ask you who you know. Please don’t make any sudden moves. You don’t know the half of the abuse. 

Him: *about to break into another chorus* 

Me: *cuts him off from behind him* 

Me: Welcome to the room of people who have rooms of people that they loved one day. Docked away. Just because we check the guns at the door doesn’t mean our brains will change. From hand grenades. You’ll never know the psychopath sitting next to you. You’ll never know the murderer sitting next to you. You’ll think, “How’d I get here, sitting next to you?" 

 Both of us: But after all I’ve said, please don’t forget– 

And we fucking killed it. We finished the whole song. Fucking lit. It was unrehearsed. It was spontaneous. It was amazing. 

My whole life as a frustrated rapper has surely led me to this monumental moment.

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The Beauceron is a guard dog and herding dog breed falling into the working dog category whose origins lie in the plains of Northern France. The Beauceron is also known as Berger de Beauce (sheepdog from Beauce) or Bas Rouge (red-stockings).

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Things you might find at a Kentucky boat dock:

1) Yep, that sign does say “bait shop and art gallery.” 

2) Wait, is that…a centaur sculpture?

…Yes. Yes it is. (Not only that but, apparently, a centaur holding a tiny woman, King Kong-style.)

3) A hand-written sign taped to a men’s restroom door saying: 

OUT OF ORDER

(baby deer inside)

Wait what? Baby deer inside? That’s gotta be a weird inside joke right?

Nope. 

According to one of the dock employees, this sweet little fawn is an orphan, and was rescued by the dock owner when neither Fish & Wildlife nor Animal Control would agree to take care of lil’ babe. So instead they put straw down on the (single stall) restroom floor and created a “screen” with tree/branch branches, and were feeding them goat kid formula, until they could move them to a large dog kennel on their land near a forest. Best wishes, baby!

Still no explanation on the centaur sculpture, though.

Legs (Mermaid!Taehyung)

Plot: #023: “Do you believe in love at first sight?” with mermaid!Taehyung

Word Count: 800

A/N: Happy Tae day!!! So I actually have not done mermaid!Tae but I’m thinking I may do a mermaid series after member appreciation week is over?? I believe someone once requested mermaid!BTS but I can’t totally remember so if that sounds interesting to you guys, let me know!!!

You don’t remember the real reason you came down the beach but you somehow ended up sitting on the edge of one of the docks, watching the sun set. You don’t remember how you ended up talking to the boy in the water, his dark brown hair dripping water down his cheeks, his bright eyes staying glued to you. You don’t remember how long you talked for but by the time he disappeared back under the water, the sun had already risen and you had to get ready for the day. You don’t remember how the boy not even bothering to try to hide his tail had managed to convince you to do the same thing that night but you found yourself coming back to the dock again and again.

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anonymous asked:

OH THE GLORIOUS HYPOCRISY! The same people who are ok with Snedward and attacking Cory are NOT ok with the dock memes and find it offensive that we would send them to the actors?! Dandybirb keeps on making posts about it and telling us how blatantly homophobic we are for 'attacking Robin who is already shaken by the Pulse attack'. DUDE I KNOW THAT. I KNOW HE IS TRAUMATIZED. But he's also DONE WITH YOUR SHIT.

PFFT, yep - the anti’s are all about the hypocrisy, I’ve noticed. How the hell are we attacking Robin? We are making memes, which funnily enough, is helping me to not ball my heart out every time I hear Oswald say ‘say something’ & I am willing to bet it’s helping a lot of others, too. AND maybe Robin might LIKE them because it’s something different in his notifs that aren’t accusing him of queerbaiting.

Dandybirb just can’t take someone having another opinion; same shit, different day.

Also, hi, lgbt person here who was also horrified by the Pulse attack - I love these memes and they’re making me giggle. There is a very, VERY easy way for y’all to avoid seeing them if it makes you uncomfortable. Blacklist: Docks Meme and let the rest of us deal with that scene in our own way.

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All my friends are heathens. Take it slow (the silhouettes of the foxes sans Neil)
Wait for them to ask you who you know (Wymac standing over a fearful Neil)
Please don’t make any sudden moves (Andrew hitting a running Neil with the Exy racquet)
You don’t know the half of the abuse (Neil gaping up at Kevin)

All my friends are heathens. Take it slow (Andrew speeding in the car, taking Neil to Abby’s for the first time)
Wait for them to ask you who you know (Andrew looking through the binder)
Please don’t make any sudden moves (People trying to wake Andrew up)
You don’t know the half of the abuse (Abby looking at Neil’s scars)

Welcome to the room of people (The foxes as the gathered in the meeting room under the court for the first time)
Who have rooms of people that they loved one day (the upperclassmen)
Docked away (the monsters)
Just because we check the guns at the door (Renee’s knives in andrew’s sheaths)
Doesn’t mean our brains will change from hand grenades (Renne smiling with her cross showing)

You’ll never know the psychopath sitting next to you (Andrew taking his pills)
You’ll never know the murderer sitting next to you (Neil checking his fake ID)
You’ll think, “How’d I get here, sitting next to you?” (Andrew taking Neil to Columbia)
But after all I’ve said (Neil fleeing Columbia)
Please don’t forget (the car burning on the beach)

All my friends are heathens. Take it slow (Dan as Hennessey)
Wait for them to ask you who you know (Dan with her stage sisters)
Please don’t make any sudden moves (younger Matt high at his dad’s party)
You don’t know the half of the abuse (Matt struggling on Abby’s floor w Andrew over him)

We don’t deal with outsiders very well (Andrew threatening Neil)
They say newcomers have a certain smell (Seth scowling at Neil)
You have trust issues, not to mention (Neil holding his phone like he wants to drop it)
They say they can smell your intentions (Seth, dead)

You’ll never know the freakshow sitting next to you (Allison, applying makeup)
You’ll have some weird people sitting next to you (Aaron, staring blankly at the ceiling)
You’ll think, “How’d I get here, sitting next to you?” (Neil standing in the middle of the meeting room)
But after all I’ve said (Allison, malnourished and collapsed on her last court)
Please don’t forget (Tilda hitting Aaron)
(Watch it, watch it) (The foxes playing a game)

All my friends are heathens. Take it slow (Kevin doing drills)
Wait for them to ask you who you know (Kevin standing behind Riko in an old press picture)
Please don’t make any sudden moves (Kevin at Kathy’s show)
You don’t know the half of the abuse (Riko holding Neil’s cup, threatening him after the show)

All my friends are heathens. Take it slow (Lola torturing Neil)
(Watch it) (Neil collapsed in the chair)
Wait for them to ask you who you know (Drake grabbing Andrew’s hair)
(Watch it) (Andrew, under the sheets and laughing)
Please, all my friends are heathens. Take it slow (Matt starting a fight during a game)
(Watch it) (Dan fighting)
Wait for them to ask you who you know (Bee’s office)

Why’d you come? You knew you should have stayed (Neil on the foxhole court for the first time)
(It’s blasphemy) (Renee’s bruised knuckles after fighting Andrew)
I tried to warn you just to stay away (Mary whispering in Neil’s ear before her death)
(Away) (Neil on cameras for the foxes)
And now they’re outside ready to bust (the crowd after Neil’s last game before Lola)
(To bust) (Neil’s abandoned bag)
It looks like you might be one of us (The foxes in full color, complete with Neil)

Kentledge Hall

Chapter One

A penniless dock worker inherits a title and his family’s destitute estate. In order to save the house and grounds, he puts an ad in the paper for a wealthy wife from the United States. The damaged Emma Swan is desperate for a new start anywhere but New York. Together, will they save Kentledge Hall?

Thank you to the gorgeous @ofshipsandswans for the amazing cover work!

Rated M – Chapter One contains non-con/rape

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New York City - December 31st, 1915

Awash in several glasses of Champagne, eighteen year-old Emma Swan had been easily tantalized into the Conservatory at the Vanderbilt Mansion during a New Year’s celebration, ringing in the promises of 1916. Despite the December chill, there was a lingering warmth in the Conservatory.

The young society darling and her date were surrounded by all manner of exotic plants and flowers, blooming in the moonlight. She, herself, was the most colorful thing in the room; she wore a gown of gold and black, covered with a wine-tinted gauze and cinched at the waist with a decorative band of gilded embroidery and mother-of-pearl. Her moonlit hair was tucked into a pile of curls, secured with a large gilded comb bedecked with pearls.

Neal Cassidy, a young, handsome attorney from Delaware, was her tuxedoed date for the evening’s festivities and they had just managed to ditch Emma’s tipsy aunt Regina Mills back in the ballroom downstairs.

Emma giggled with delight as Neal swung her around the tiled floor of the room, his arm wrapped around her back. They were dancing much closer than they would have been allowed at the party. She closed her eyes as Neal bowed his head to place kisses along the side of her neck, a smile spreading over her lips.

“Mmm,” Emma moaned softly, sliding her fingers between his. “You really shouldn’t do that, you know.”

Neal chuckled and let his lips find hers. He walked her backward until her calves came to a stop against the end of a chaise longue. “Why shouldn’t I?” He asked against her lips. “I’m going to marry you, Emma, my dear.”

The idea made her giddy. A grand wedding with all sorts of fanfare and a milky-white gown of everything in the finest, her best friends all with large bouquets of white roses and lily-of-the-valley…it was everything Emma wanted. And Neal was such an entertainment to her over the past few months. Lavish dinners, ferry rides, and even a day at Luna Park in Brooklyn where he had won her a small pink porcelain figurine. He really knew how to woo a girl. He grasped her by the waist and carefully laid her back onto the chaise, taking a seat dangerously close to her.

“Neal,” Emma whispered, blushing profusely, “no, stop that…someone will see you and think the worst.”

“With me, it will hardly be the worst, darling. Don’t you want me, Emma?” He asked. The music downstairs grew louder, and Emma knew they must be nearing midnight.

“After we marry, of course,” she insisted, moving her hands to his shoulders to push gently.

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Los signos como frases de "Heathens"

Aries: “We don’t deal with outsiders very well, they say newcomers have a certain smell”. Traducción: “No se nos da muy bien tratar con forasteros, dicen que los recién llegados tienen cierto olor”

Tauro: “You’ll never know the psychopath sitting next to you” Traducción: “Nunca conocerás al psicópata que se sienta a tu lado”

Geminis: “You’ll never know the murderer sitting next to you”. Traducción: “Nunca conocerás al asesino que se sienta a tu lado”

Cancer: “Welcome to the room of people who have rooms of people that they loved one day, docked away”. Traducción: “Bienvenido a la sala de la gente que tiene salas con gente a la que una vez amaron, atracados”

Leo: “You’ll think, "How’d I get here, sitting next to you?”, bute after all I’ve said, please don’t forget". Traducción: “Pensarás, "¿Cómo llegué aquí, sentado a tu lado?”, pero después de todo lo que he dicho, por favor, no olvides…“

Virgo: "You have trust issues, not to mention
They say they can smell your intentions”. Traducción: “Tienes problemas de desconfianza, por no mencionar que dicen que pueden oler tus intenciones”

Libra: “Please don’t make any sudden moves, you don’t know the half of the abuse”. Traducción: “Por favor, no hagas ningún movimiento brusco, no sabes ni la mitad de lo que podrían maltratarte”

Escorpio: “You’ll never know the freakshow sitting next to you, you’ll have some weird people sitting next to you” Traducción: “Nunca conocerás al grupo de monstruos sentado a tu lado, tendrás a alguna gente rara sentada a tu lado”

Sagitario: “Just because we check the guns at the door, doesn’t mean our brains will change from hand grenades”. Traducción: “Solo porque comprobemos las armas en la puerta, no significa que nuestros cerebros dejen de ser granadas.”

Capricornio: “It’s blasphemy, I tried to warn you just to stay away”. Traducción: “Es una blasfemia, intenté advertirte de que te mantuvieras apartado”

Acuario: “All my friends are heathens, take it slow, wait for them to ask you who you know”. Traducción: “Todos mis amigos son unos bárbaros, hazlo poco a poco, espera a que te ellos te pregunten a quién conoces”

Piscis: “And now they’re outside ready to bust, it looks like you might be one of us”. Traducción: “Y ahora están fuera listos para trincarte, parece que tú podrías ser uno de nosotros”

Little things from the trailer:

-Sunny’s Pretty Penny doll is sitting on the table in the scene where Violet says ‘let’s get to work’

- there’s a ceramic cow in the background in zombies in the snow, possibly as a callback to the picture in LSUA that was captioned ‘we had to use ceramic deer in the film due to budget constraints’

- when Captain Sham goes to bite down on his pipe, he misses it, which I think is hilarious

- there’s a DO NOT FEED LEECHES sign at damocles dock

- one of Josephine’s maps says ‘land of westricia’ or something similar (it’s hard to read), that could be some kind of placeholder name they’ve come up with for the country ASoUE takes place in

I Chose You... (James T. Kirk/Reader)

Imagine Kirk being angry at you for being on the ship…

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“James!” Kirk kept walking down the ship hall, “James stop!”

You grabbed him by the arm slowing him enough that you could get in front of him. He stared down at you, “You shouldn’t be here.”

“I got…the clearance for this! What is the big deal?! You’re transferring me from one dry dock to another.” You had your hand planted on his chest to keep him place, “Why are you so scared?”

“Because I love you!” He shouted his face getting red before he turned away, “And any time I start to care about someone…Something…on this ship takes them from me.”

“James…” You frowned stepping closer to him as he put his hands to his face. Your hands took his arms rubbing them gently to get him to calm down, “it’s just a couple of months. You’re not…”

“That’s all it takes.” He looked at you finally, tears clinging to the corners of his eyes, “Nero…Khan…Krall…it’s gonna be something else, someone else…”

“James.” You put your hands on the sides of his face as you watch this strong man you knew break down. That confidence he always showed his crew crumbling away as he stared into your eyes, “I chose you…with all the warning labels…and restrictions…Nothing is going to take you from me.”

“Y/N…” He shook his head, “I can’t…”

“James Tiberius Kirk.” He looked at you surprised at your tone, “I love you and no ship…or person is going to stop me from spending a long time with you.”

He shut his eyes sending collected tears down his cheeks, “Wow…”

“What?” You smiled brushing the tears away with your thumbs.

“I just…didn’t think you’d say it back.” He opened his eyes smiling a little.

You giggled a little before leaning up kissing him, “Of course I would, relationships take work and we’ve worked a lot.”

“You really think I’m worth it?” He whispered leaning his forehead against yours as your heels touched the ground.

“You are more then worth it, James.” You smiled as your heart ached that he didn’t think he was.

He sighed nodding, “Well..I suppose…I should show you around. Ships can get confusing.”

“I’ve been on a ship before…” You smirked as he took your hand.

“Ah yes…but my ship…” You smiled as you walked with him as he explained how different the Enterprise was. This was going to be a good couple of months.

Paraphrasing

an anon because the original ask was long and rude and um….flowery.  But the gist of the question was,  “If you don’t want the drama, why did you become a shipper?”   

Anon, that’s like asking a woman,  “If you don’t want menopause, why did you turn fifty?”  I didn’t ‘become’ a shipper!  I was just out walking on the dock one day and fell onto this boat.  The drama is barnacles.  That’s all.  An ugly side deal.  At least I was drawn in by the love and found the nasty side later.  How about you?

You know what would be great? A plot with adolescent Killian. Killian who is just beginning to change from being an innocent, naive, hurt, scared little boy who doesn’t understand why he wasn’t good enough or worth more to his father than a rowboat, doesn’t understand why he is treated so awfully, to a harder, mistrustful, already broken boy who isn’t much older. Still scared, still hurt, but now bolder and more angry because he recognizes he’ll be punished either way and refuses to ‘be a coward’ or let anyone walk on him more than they already do. Killian who still doesn’t understand why his father, whom he loved, sold him away for a dinghy, but is slowly beginning to believe that perhaps he is treated so terribly and worth so little because he really is worthless. Killian who is so young but is already beginning to drink to dull his pain and fear and hatred of having no control, who has been dehumanized by the people who continue to buy and sell him. Killian who hates seeing his brother, whom he idolizes, be hurt on his behalf, simply because he can’t keep his mouth shut or do anything right. I want like… a plot with someone who helps him out and gives him a parental figure that isn’t his brother and a somewhat normal life, or a plot with one of the cruel people who has bought him (with or without Liam) where Killian’s enslavement is shown, or a plot with a Liam or just… like… anything IDK I WANT SOME ADOLESCENT KILLIAN!!!