one ring to rule them all

The One Ring

“One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.” Fresh off the forge of Mount Doom, this precious ring of power can now be all yours to gaze and awe at it while you descend into CGI generated madness.

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All that is gold does not glitter,

Not all those who wander are lost;


The old that is strong does not wither,


Deep roots are not reached by the frost.


From the ashes a fire shall be woken,


A light from the shadows shall spring;


Renewed shall be blade that was broken,


The crownless again shall be king.