one on top of the over

I have some really great facts about [Liam]. Liam Payne’s debut solo single Strip That Down feat. Quavo is #1 on the USA’s Top 40 Radio Chart. Having sold 5 million units to date worldwide, the track is now the biggest selling solo single from a current member of One Direction. A smash hit across the globe, Strip That Down feat. Quavo has gone triple platinum in Australia, double platinum in Canada and Ireland, with platinum sales in the UK, USA, Italy, New Zealand and Sweden. A top 10 on the US Billboard chart, a top five in the singles chart in the UK, Australia, Ireland and New Zealand. It’s seen over 606 million streams to date, and 56 million streams per month and counting. Take that everyone! That’s amazing!
—  Nick Grimshaw telling Rita Ora some facts about Strip That Down on the BBC Radio 1 Breakfast show - 20/10 (via thedailypayne)

Seokjin: My next boyfriend must be top of the line, hot, graceful, caring –

Namjoon: Hi, I’m Nam–

Namjoon: *trips over air, falls on his face, spilling water all over Seokjin, potted plant falls, spilling dirt all over Seokjin’s head*

Seokjin: I want this one.

anonymous asked:

Could you do a head cannon about cute couple stuff with tom? Like dancing in the kitchen singing songs together, going grocery shopping and all that jazz

  • tom and you were practically the old married couple in your group of friends
  • but no one could deny that you guys had the cutest relationship
  • cuddles cuddles cuddles 
  • cuddling was a frequent occurrence
  • when he came home, he’d be instantly searching the house for you and wouldn’t hesitate to plop down, half the time directly on top of you, and wrap his arms around you and bury his head into either your chest or the crook of your neck and mumble how good it felt to be with you
  • laughing at each other’s jokes 25/8
  • forehead kisses
  • neck kisses
  • soft kisses where he’d let his lips linger over yours and then pull his head back enough just to look at you and remind you that he loves you and vice versa
  • text messages throughout the day
  • “babe, i’m bored harrison locked me in my trailer hELP” 
  • “hey darling i miss you and i hope you have a great day” 
  • “i miss our bed, but specifically being with you in it” 
  • making playlists for each other 
  • always sharing new music 
  • “baby! check out this song, i think you’d love it!!”
  • speaking of music 
  • dancing around the house together
  • especially in the mornings while cooking breakfast together
  • or in the evenings, both of you in your sweatpants, passing ingredients back and forth while both of your hips were swaying 
  • midnight kitchen dances were your favorite
  • he’d cue up a slow song, probably frank sinatra, and grab your hips and nudge his forehead against yours before two-stepping lightly to the beat 
  • your arms would wrap around his neck, your head dropping into his chest 
  • him spinning you around 
  • don’t tell me you guys wouldn’t try the move from dirty dancing at least once
  • it was finally successful on the 19th attempt 
  • play fights 
  • him teaching you his iconic spider-man moves turn into a challenge of who has the better fight skills 
  • most of which end up with him pinning you to the floor and his head stooping down to give you quick pecks
  • sometimes turning out into full on make out sessions 
  • him insisting you be his workout buddy
  • ending up beneath him as he does push-ups over you and kissing various parts of your face each time he lowers himself 
  • sometimes they were very successful trips that proved you were both sensible and mature adults 
  • with the occasional begging from tom of various sweets
  • otherwise
  • one of you would end up sitting in the shopping cart while the other pushed 
  • chasing each other through the aisles
  • playing hide and go seek in the produce section 
  • nearly getting kicked out after tom starts yelling the lyrics to the song playing on the overhead speakers 
  • hand holding is a big thing 
  • when you’re in the car together
  • even in bed
  • out in public
  • he just loved being able to be physically intertwined with you 
  • if you think him pressing kisses to the back of your hand didn’t happen often you’re wrong
  • alright
  • this was supposed to be short
  • whooPS


anonymous asked:

Tarzan hand moment when Tarzan has his large hand out and Jane puts her tiny hand out on his but its Shawn and his gf

a/n: me af - a mini blurb 

“Oh my god, your hands are so small” Shawn suddenly breaks one evening, turning to you from his place next to you in the booth. You’re at a Chinese restaurant with Shawn and your mates, and you’re trying to teach him how to use chopsticks. 

It was a difficult quest, one fraught with a lot of hand holding and food falling onto laps, and you thought you’d done it - until Shawn started to find the size of your hands more interesting. 

“So what?” 

“Lemme see em’“ 

“What? why?” you ask, raising a brow. He’s dropped the chopsticks and is now picking your hand up, splaying his palm against yours with a look of awe on his face. Your hand is considerably smaller than his - the tops of his fingers taking over your own, and you sit like that for a second, watching him with raised brows and pursed lips. After a couple of seconds pass, you speak “Can i eat now?” 

anonymous asked:

honestly if sunny were any other sitcom: mac and dee would have eventually ended up together, and charlies love for the waitress would have been shown as endearing/charming/whatever, and dennis... im not sure where they wouldve gone with dennis, maybe made him a playboy like they did barney on himym. still! the fact that rcg didnt go any of these directions is just one of the many reasons sunny is such a top tier sitcoms

facts!! i just love that sunny just goes out of its way to subvert all the tropes out there… like dennis could’ve easily been a playboy whose behavior got excused over and over again but instead they acknowledge him for being the creep he is. mac could’ve been a gym rat hetero dudebro but instead he’s gay and out and buying valentine’s day gifts for his male best friend. dee could’ve been the token female who acts as the watchful maternal voice of reason but instead she’s hilarious, gross, unapologetic, and totally nonconforming to any kind of societal expectations of femininity. i just… really love sunny and i’m glad a show like this is out there getting made

anonymous asked:

What do you eat in a regular day? If you even..

On a good day;

It’ usually either a 100cal portion of porridge OR a 150cal portion of cereal with oat milk.

Either one piece of fresh fruit or a tin of fruit.

I’ll have one or two carrots depending on how hungry I am, cut into “chips” and put them in the oven until soft 5 minutes before they’re ready to come out I’ll put a little bit of salt over the top of them. Depending on if I’ve eaten breakfast and lunch or not (sometimes I’ll skip them) I’ll cut one sweet potato up and cook it the same way as the carrots.

However recently I’ve been fasting due to slipping up and bingeing as a way of trying to comfort all the bad stuff that’s been going on. I’m slowly learning to exercise instead of bingeing though and today I’ll be going to the gym so hopefully I can start going there when I feel the urge to binge!

Stay safe lovely ♡


Scott from Retro Moto Co in South Fremantle in Western Australia sent me this email and the pics above to see if one of the major blogs were interested in featuring it. It didn’t get picked up so I’m featuring it here for my followers.

Peter McKiernan knew what he wanted in a bike when he approached us to build him his ultimate CB550. Go before show. The original Honda metallic orange paintwork on side covers and tank could stay, while everything else got upgraded, replaced or modified. We tackled this one in stages, first a no holds barred engine rebuild, top of the line suspension, exhaust system, carb rebuild, new ignition, custom seat and guards. After a few weeks of shaking down the new engine Peter brought it back in for a wide wheel conversion which set the bike over the top. The result is not over the top wild and eye catching, but a classy understated bike that still turns heads, with performance nearing some of the race bikes we build, but keeping enough road manners to ride it daily. In short, we love this bike!

Lots and lots and lots of details and info on this bike, I’m not so good with words and junk so best for them to maybe discuss and pen it however they like, or i can spend more than 2 mins on it and send something better, but this is where my inexperience shows, not sure what they are looking for to get it noticed, I’m always too close to the bikes, i get off on all the tiny details like the modified rearsets that clear by millimeters but work perfectly, or the way the Lossa engineering Yoshimura replica exhaust came out once we cut and welded it to sit a little tighter on the bike (not to mention how it sounds, auditory porn that is) That sort of stuff probably doesn’t come across well in print format though so I assume best left unsaid. Anyway, take a look, see what you think, let us know. (photos by my wife btw, could get bike back for a proper shoot, this was a quick half hour session in Freo one evening)

Cheers mate

BTS reaction to their GF making them breakfast in just their oversized shirt

Anonymous said :

Can I request BTS reacting to them waking up and walking into the kitchen seeing you make them breakfast- in nothing but but one of their oversized shirts

hey cutie >< thanks for requesting ! .. here’s your requested reaction and I hope you like it ~

Jin :

Soekjin leaned against the wall and watched you as you made breakfast .

“Need any help?” you jumped back slightly .

“Don’t scare me like that” he laughed at you .

“You look gorgeous by the way” he smirked and walked over to you, wrapped his arms around your waist and kissed the top of your head .

“Good Morning love” .

Suga :

The sight of you in his shirt was delightful. He stared at you intently for a moment before announcing his presence. 

 "Good Morning" he pecked your lips, picked up the knife you had on the counter and began cutting the fruits you’d just washed .

“You should wear my clothes more often” a smile came to his lips when he saw you blush .

“You’re too cute” .

J-hope :

Hoseok couldn’t help but gush, you were wearing his shirt and making him breakfast. 

 "Good Morning jagiya!“ you clutched your chest .

"Are you trying to kill me?” he kissed your cheek .

“You look amazing. What are you cooking?” you shook your head .

“Pancakes. Wanna help?” .

“Yes please” .

Rap Monster :

Namjoon bit his lip and couldn’t but gawk at you. This was a sight to behold .

“Morning gorgeous”  he gave you a soft kiss on your lips then went to grab a spatula to flip the omelet you had in the pan but you quickly swatted his hand away .

“Sit” he complied.

  “Did I tell you how good you look right now?” .

Jimin :

A bright smile made its way to Jimin’s face. You looked adorable, his shirt practically swallowed you but you still managed to be nimble in the kitchen .

“Morning jagiya” he pecked your forehead .

“You look so cute” he gushed pinching your cheek. Your cheeks became slightly red .

“Thank you for making breakfast” .

V :

Taehyung became excited just from the mouthwatering smell that came from the kitchen .

“Morning!” Taehyung squished you with a hug and gave you a kiss on the check .

“Open wide” you put a piece of the chocolate waffle you just made in his mouth .

“Amazing but not as amazing as you” .

Jungkook :

This was not something you did often, fries chicken for breakfast. The smell alone made Jungkook hungry .

“I don’t know what I did to deserve this but thank you” he adored the sight in front of him, you in his shirt with fried chicken .

“I just though that I’d treat you to something you like since you’ve been working so much” he smiled warmly .

“What did I do to deserve you ?” .

GIFs are not mine .

Requests : Closed !

-Admin A .

anonymous asked:

Two Ghosts got 227 plays over the last 30 days in the UK. BTY got 5. I understand BTY is falling in the charts and so it's plays would be decreasing but it was still in the top 40 this last week at #36. Two Ghosts is not in the top 40 at all. Do you think this is just differences in label pushes?

Hi anon :) 

It is. I said before, Two Ghosts objectively just doesn’t belong on the A-list of BBCR1. It’s not charting - not even in the Top 100. It spent one week in the Top 100 in the release week of the album. That’s it. 

Yes it’s a single that got serviced to radio, but to have it in the BBC A-list for weeks on end isn’t realistic. That’s paid for and pushed for.

The whole BTY promo in the UK was a facade and I’m not surprised they didn’t care to really push it on radio. It spent some weeks in the A-list (after making its way up from C, to B, to A) but then was completely pulled (as in, not downgraded to B or C list slowly, but just disappeared out of the BBC’s lists suddenly). So everything to do with its performance is immensely influenced by the promo campaign and how big its intended impact was. And we should all realize by now that they never intended for BTY to be a full-fledged breakout single for Louis. 

As for comparison of the two right now - BTY was released months ago, it’s not weird to see its airplay taper down. Two Ghosts got serviced to radio on August 8. That’s maybe two weeks difference? It’s weird to have it up on the A-list right now. It just is. 

And to go back to BTY and normal trajectory - a song has about 12 weeks to grow/peak at most. Then it’ll go down again. And usually, it would then make sense to see a new single follow it up. But instead they gave us Just Like You and with it a valid excuse to not do anything to promote it. But no, they can’t let it sit either there in case someone might accidentally choose to give it a positive spotlight. Instead - we get BBC Music deliberately taking the most pissy angle they could take on the song + I don’t think Nick/anyone at BBC Radio talked about the song’s release at all. Now - that part to me seems kinda deliberate too. Obviously I don’t know how they structure it, but I know that here radio hosts just have some things/items they need to talk about and they get that from the radio station HQ - who get it from label runners. And I guess that Just Like You wasn’t supposed to be talked about at all outside of fandom. Which is what they’re doing continuously. Target fandom - try and contain it and possibly make it smaller. 

anonymous asked:

Hey, love. I was wondering if you know any good b!h fics? But like long ones. So maybe over 50k? Even if they share, that's cool too. Thank you💖

Hello! Here you go:

feel the chemicals burn in my bloodstream by togetherwecouldbealright:

Summary: “Alright, alright. No need to bite,” Harry says, holding his hands above his head in a general gesture of surrender.

Louis quirks an eyebrow and his foot nudges Harry’s as he moves to sit straight. “If that’s what you think biting is, you’ve got another thing coming, Styles.”

Harry blinks at him before he feels his face flush and inside the marrows of his bones there’s pulses of heat, pulses of fire spreading through him. “Is that a threat, your Highness?”

“That’s a promise,” Louis answers just as the car halts to a stop. “One I intend to keep.”

Harry is a journalist with a lot of secrets and Louis is the future king of the United Kingdom; they live together for 60 days.

Word count: 123,176

Truth Be Told (I Never Was Yours) by JustForTommo:

Summary: Harry watches Louis as he scrunches up his nose and bites the end of a pen in concentration. He’s been working on seating arrangements for the past hour and getting more frustrated by the minute. Louis huffs out a breath and glances down at Harry with a soft smile on his lips before he returns to the task at hand. It’s easy, right then, for Harry to let himself believe that they’re planning a seating chart for their own wedding and bickering over who is going to sit where from a list of their own family members. He can let himself daydream about a white picket fence and a dog that they could have within the next year.

It’s like a cold slap in the face when Harry looks to the top of the page to see “Aiden and Louis Grimshaw” at the head table, and Harry has to mentally remind himself for the thousandth time that Louis is not his. Never was, really. He’s just the wedding planner that’s been in love with Louis since he was sixteen.

(or the one where Louis and Harry have a complicated past, Louis is getting married to someone that’s not Harry, and the universe has decided to have a laugh and make Harry the wedding planner.)

Word count: 76,907

And I’ll judge the cover by the book by harrystylesandstuff:

Summary: At twenty years old Harry has his life figured out. He’ll graduate from the private University of Buckingham and move to Oxford to study journalism. He’ll meet someone who shares his values and accepts who he is, and apply everything his successful parents have taught him.

At twenty-two years old Louis has no clue what he wants in life. He’s not sure he’ll pass the year and doesn’t know where he’ll go after that. He spends his time smoking away his doubts about himself with his friends and all he cares about is making sure his family doesn’t fall apart.They don’t belong together.

Or a Private University AU where Harry is a queer posh prince, Louis is a closeted troublemaker, and neither expect to understand each other the way they will.

Word count: 73,810

never gonna dance again by togetherwecouldbealright:

Summary: Harry is quiet for a moment and his fingers feel like they’re burning past the fabric of Louis’ jumper, branding his skin. “Can I kiss you?“

This is where Louis should walk away and leave Harry to pirouette and cambré by himself in the faint moonlight shining through the windows. He is a spy and Harry is a dancer. There are lines that should not be crossed.Louis surges forward.

Louis is a spy and Harry is a dancer. The only real thing they know is each other.

Word count: 55,629

Time Bomb by ThisSentimentalHeart:

Summary: “Why exactly are you here?” Louis asked, feigning annoyance and failing pathetically at it.

“My publicist told me I can’t go anywhere near you.” Harry said, eyes still smudged with last night’s eye liner. “That makes you my favorite person in the world.”

Or the one where Louis has everything: a lead role in a giant Hollywood franchise, a glittering new house with an entertaining Irish neighbor, and a steady, normal boyfriend who he probably loves. Louis never expected to become a household name among young Hollywood overnight. He also never expected to find something endearing about the enigmatic rockstar who keeps showing up on his back porch.

Word count: 291,555

Hate Me To The Moon by harrystylesandstuff:

Summary: The last thing Harry wanted was to spend his entire summer stuck with his dad’s new fiancée and her kids. He wants no more when he learns she’s a very religious dictator, raising a sixteen year old nun and a clean cut potential priest ass kisser.

Everything takes a slightly different turn, however, when Harry finds out his future step-brother is actually the rude stranger he caught sucking off a guy in a pub, far from the reserved Christian his mom thinks he is…

AU where Harry is a sexy nerd, Louis is a great actor, and they both pretend to hate each other’s guts to convince themselves they’re not feeling things future step-brothers shouldn’t feel…

Word count: 83,616

baby we could be enough (i’ll make this feel like home) by orphan_account:

Summary: “Did you clean the table?” Harry asks Louis once Rose is done speaking, now occupied with trying to see if she can reach over and touch Harry’s hair from where she’s sat. At Louis’ nod, Harry frowns. “You didn’t have to do that. You’re my guests here, I could’ve dealt with it later.”

Louis just smiles easily, though, adjusting Rose on his lap so that she’s facing Harry better. She manages to tug on a loose wave of hair, and she makes a noise of triumph that both Louis and Harry smile at.

“I don’t mind,” Louis murmurs to Harry, even though he’s looking at Rose. “This one here seemed very excited to talk to you.”

And, okay. Harry can’t help but think of how domestic this feels, all of a sudden.

[harry is a photographer who’s trying to find his place. louis is a single father with a smile that feels like home.]

Word count: 52,095

Can’t Hide It, You Might As Well Embrace It by supernope:

Summary: Together since they were teenagers, Harry and Louis are professors at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. They may also secretly be married.

Word count: 67,670

take me all the way down by sleepylouis:

Summary: Harry Styles is young, successful, and positively dangerous.Mark Tomlinson decides he has to go. Louis Tomlinson is just the man for the job.- or 

-The CEO AU where success is all Louis Tomlinson has known–until Harry Styles comes into his life, of course.

Word count: 69,112

Falling For Me Won’t Be A Mistake by Rearviewdreamer:

Summary: Harry is married to his job and so overworked that he doesn’t know how to stop. All it takes is a forced Hawaiian get-a-away, the warm tropical breeze of the island, and the most beautiful, elusive man he’s ever seen to make him remember what living is like outside of work. Well, that, and the little souvenir he accidentally takes home with him.

Word count: 58,591

anonymous asked:

“And that is why we can never make love again”

“And this is why we can never make love again–!”

Namjoon, completely naked next to you, clamps his hands over your mouth out of sheer desperation to shut you up. In an attempt to free yourself, you try to bite his palm and begin wriggling yourself around on the mattress, loudly huffing air out of your nose in defiance. All he does is swiftly roll his long, lanky body on top of you, winding his legs around your own and successfully keeping you on lockdown.

The both of you become statues when another bang echoes outside of his bedroom, like something – someone – has banged their shoulder against the hallway wall.

“___, I always loved it when you were loud while I was fucking you,” Namjoon grunts against your ear. “But goddamn, the fact that your loud ass mouth continues on even after I’ve made you come three times is one of the twenty-seven reasons why I ended things between us.”

It is at that moment that you manage to angle your head just so, enough that your words are no longer a muffled jumble against his hand. “Fuck you, asshole. Why you ended things between us? Our break up was completely mutual!”

A third thump sounds that is much closer than the previous two, followed by a whiney sound that is undoubtedly Jimin. He is most likely drunk, considering it is nearly two in the morning and he is bouncing off the hallway walls like a fly hitting glass. A sense of fear begins to tingle beneath your skin at the thought of him – best friend to both you and your ex-boyfriend Namjoon, and very conveniently Namjoon’s housemate as well – barging into the bedroom while the both of you are utterly nude and tangled around each other in what was supposed to be ten minutes of post-coital bliss before you briskly left. As usual. Because that is the status quo when it comes to hooking up with your ex.

Never fucking linger.

Now, the ten minutes are well and truly up. Jimin is making matters more difficult than necessary, and he will definitely murder the both of you on the spot if he sees this current scene with his own two eyes, considering he has been deadset on ensuring Namjoon and yourself do not get back together. The joke was on him when everyone in your friend circle knew that you had been fuckbuddies with Namjoon since the six-month mark of being exes. But in a horrific twist of events solely narrowed down to inconvenient and unpredictable timing, it seems the joke is about to be turned on the both of you.

Namjoon finally unleashes you from his bind of long limbs, rolling onto his back beside you. Before you can protest, he grabs you by the arm and pulls you onto his torso, his golden skin warm and buttery against your own with the heat of sex. You stare down at him, admittedly melting a little at the way the bedside lamp casts golden light on the side of his profile, and he reaches up to caress your jaw.

“I’m about ninety percent sure we’re going to die in approximately thirty seconds,” Namjoon starts, drawing his thumb to your mouth, delicately outlining your slightly parted lips with the tip. “So I just want you to know that despite the fact that you’re an annoying piece of shit, you were the best annoying piece of shit to ever happen to me. Love you long time.”

“Oh fuck you,” you say, and then lean down to kiss him.

anonymous asked:

hi!! do you know any good chuck and sarah fanfic that I can read? I miss them so much

Hi there! Hoooo boy do I
Idk if you’ve read much fic before so I could just be recommending a bunch of fics you’ve already read, but these are my favourites so like. Buckle up.
(also, most of them are AUs, bc I’m AU trash lol)

Chuck vs the Frontier
I’m currently rereading this one! Really enjoying it again.

Walker’s Eleven
An awesome AU with the whole gang.

Chuck vs the Second Chance.
Gah. Angsty, but so good.

Two Sides of the Same Coin
Definitely in my top 5 fics. I’ve reread it three or four times by now and I still can’t get over how clever it is as a concept.

I’ve got a soft spot for this fic, n’aw.

What Fates Impose (and thus everything associated with it) (the link won’t add idk why but )
Such a complex and long AU but worth it.

The Trapped Assassin
Warning for the M rating but dang, hot and plot, I love it.

A Chuckmas Carol
I know it’s a seasonal fic but I read it last month and honestly wept at it lmao

That Which is Greater (and again, thus, everything associated with it)
I’m a sucker for a single parent AU and this one is so so good and so so clever

Ready at Your Hand
I love this fic and I love this setting for an AU, omg

Chuck Versus the Con Game
!!! Just !!!

The Hot Chick Five Point Paralyzing Nerve Block
Try saying that title when you’re drunk. I only read it first the other day but I really liked it?

Discovering Omaha (and sequels)
I fell in love with this universe when I first read it

Chuck vs The Doldrums
I love fics about the in between mission times or cover maintenance so this is 👌

Set, Spike, Dive!
I honestly got so irrationally invested in my Olympics babies omg

Chuck vs The Charade
Maaaan, another awesome AU.

Chuck Versus the Dive
I truly fell for this fic when I first read it idek it’s just… lovely.

Little Girls, Paper Wreaths, and Choc Chip Cookies
Another single parent AU, I just wish it was more than a one shot, this universe is so sweet!

Chuck vs the Wildcat
An awesome Westerny AU.

It’s a Wonderful Cover Life
Part of my holiday season now consists of waiting and hoping this fic updates lmao, I love it so much.

Chuck Versus the Steampunk Chronicles
I just adore this fic so much, and I can way too frequently be found saying that. I honestly couldn’t get it out of my head when I first came across it.

Anyway these are the ones off the top of my head, I probably forgot some awesome fics but hopefully this is enough to get you started! Also, some of these are unfinished/still updating, so, just a warning if you get invested and it doesn’t update again, lmao. (I’ve done that so often oh the pain. Writing is hard though, I get it.)


Hi guys! In about 10 hours, I’m going to take one of the most important exams I will ever take in my life. I’m asking for your support, because I know that faith can work miracles. If you pray, please consider adding me to your prayers just this once, and if you don’t, well, I would still appreciate you sending positive vibes over! I’m trying my hardest to keep my composure, but I’m sure I can do well if I focus. Thank you guys, and I love you all! I hope y’all are rooting for me!

anonymous asked:

I was just wondering if it’s safe to get tattoos on the torso and chest after top surgery, and if so how long one would have to wait? I’d really love to get some tattoos there in future but I don’t know how top surgery would affect it. Thanks!

You can get tattoos after top surgery but it’ll have to be about 2 years after. The chest and the scars have to have healed 100% before anyone will tattoo you but yeah loads of peoplr get tattoos over their chest!

  • terrychuu: Yeah jiggles kinda got bogged down in homework hell, one of their beasts
  • silverfck: I do my homework for me dude? you keep saying "shove an onion up my ass shove an onion up my ass shove an onion up my ass shove an onion up my ass shove an onion up my ass shove an onion up my ass shove an onion up my ass shove an onion up my ass shove an onion up my ass shove an onion up my ass shove an onion up my ass"?? how did that get prioritized to the top of my class in the navy seals, and i’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and i have over 300 confirmed kills.I am trained in gorilla warfare and i’m the top with red tips that resemble ears, and one on each side with white tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes at the new arcade had a doubt about it until it Was true i never had a doubt again, but it slipped away i see now why they call me cuban Pete  i'm the king of the rumba beat  when i play the maracas i go  Chic-chic-ky-boom  Chic-chic-ky-boom  the senioritas they sing  and they swing with "terampero"  it's very nice! so full of spice!  and when you're super sonic racing - try to keep your feet right on the ground when you're feeling down?
  • lotus123formsdos: Shove an onion up my ass shove an onion up my ass"?? how did that get prioritized to the top with red lace all around personality are so fake never hmu ever again it makes me feel a tiny bit productive, and therefore distracting me from my fat cock johnson cereal
  • lotus123formsdos: watched as you are, but love me, love me, until you’ve gone mad
  • windows-98: x-ray and Vav! he's a liar and wouldn't let go (aaaaah), i’m sorry, but love me, love me, love me, until you’ve gone mad
Hand Dyeing with Blackberries

On Wednesday I decided to have a go at hand dyeing some of my handspun yarn with blackberries. We have quite a large garden which is for most parts pretty wild and there are a lot of brambles still full of blackberries. I have wanted to try dyeing with blackberries for awhile now so I thought what the heck today is the day! I took the kids out with a bowl and we picked a decent bowl full. I wanted to leave some for the birds as it’s Autumn and all, so I didn’t pick the bushes clean.

Once indoors I gave the blackberries a wash and set them to simmer in a large pan on the top of the stove. Before picking the berries I mordanted two skeins of natural cream coloured handspun Ryeland yarn in a bath of warm water and Alum powder.

When the blackberries had been simmering for over an hour or so, I drained off the beautiful burgundy berry juice into another pan to cool and put the exhausted blackberries to one side.

After the blackberry juice had cooled I added one skein of the mordanted yarn to the pan and simmered for about 1 hour. I waited for the liquid to cool before adding the yarn as I wanted the yarn and the liquid to be the same temperature. As it was late evening when I simmered the yarn I decided to leave it to cool overnight in the berry juice. Unlike acid dyeing the blackberry juice did not fully exhaust so the water wasn’t clear and was still quite dark in colour.

Above is how the yarn looked in the berry juice after simmering for an hour or so. In the morning when I rinsed the yarn it wasn’t the same colour but was still quite dark in colour and I was pretty pleased with the result. I only dyed one skein of the Ryeland handspun to start with and as there was still quite a lot of blackberry juice left I decided to dye the other skein, which as you can see below came out a lot lighter! Overall I will definitely dye with blackberries again and I am seeing a nice woolly hat in my future with the finished handspun yarn.

Finished two skeins of handspun Ryeland yarn hand dyed with blackberries.

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Tag Game

I was tagged by @xiuminscheeks ❣ thank you!!

• relationship status - single but not ready to mingle

• Favorite color - Pink

• Lipstick or ChapStick - ChapStick

• Last song I listen to - Dancing King by EXO

• Last movie I watched - Cart

• Top 3 shows - Strong Woman Do Bong Soon, DOTS , and Boys Over Flowers

• Top 3 characters - idk

• Last book read - idk

• One Hobby - Playing video games

• Favorite time of the day - night

• Coffee shop/ Cafe shop order - I usually go to Starbucks and I get something with caramel in it

• Favorite childhood movie - Lion King

• Favorite tumblr coloring trend - anything pastel

• Favorite holiday and why? - Thanksgiving because I love the atmosphere during the time and of course the food!

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