one of the weirdest videos ever

Harry's interview on Quotidien
  • I: Can you hear me?
  • H: Yes
  • I: Welcome to Paris!
  • H: Thank you
  • I: How are you? Can you answer in French?
  • H: Good! A little bit. A tiny bit. Très bien et toi ?(very good and you?)
  • I: Very good, thank you. We start our interviews with “can you give us your five favourites words in English or French. Or a French sentence”. Someone told me you knew a French sentence.
  • H: Comment vous faites un café si délicieux? (How do you make such a delicious coffee?)
  • I: OK, that’s good.
  • H: That’s all I have.
  • I: Do you say it very often?
  • H: No... Yes
  • I: What does France mean to you? Is it something, someone etc...?
  • H: Best people I’ve known... I think her, *shows a fan* I guess. Fabien Barthez.
  • I: Yes, Fabien Barthez. Harry, you’re 23 years old and you’re one of the best known pop-star in the world. Everybody has expectations with your new album and single Sign Of The Times. Why did you choose that song? This is not what people were expecting.
  • H: I think I wanted to.. I've always liked music that made me feel something. You know I think writing it I could feet something I wanted to bring it out. I think it's a good indicator for me of what the album is to me. That's why I wanted to go with that first.
  • I: Billboard wrote that the single was "one of the more ambitious opening statements in pop this decade". Not bad, isn't it?
  • H: Thanks!
  • I: Do you have friends working at Billboard?
  • H: I don't know anyone at Billboard.
  • I: When we listen to the song we think of David Bowie, Queen, who else did you think of?
  • H: I mean, I think everyone, anything, any song you've ever listened to growing up or throughout your life or you've enjoyed, inspired you. There are a lot of different things. I wanted to just write and see what came out. I didn't know what I sounded like to make an album. So this process was as interesting for me as I think it will be for people listening to the album for the first time.
  • I: Do you know French singers other than Serge Gainsbourg? That's a tricky question.
  • H: I know Woodkid. He directed my music video.
  • I: Why him?
  • H: I think his videos are amazing, he's a really talented guy and I love French people so I worked with him.
  • I: When you're in Spain, do you say that you love Spanish people?
  • H: No!
  • I: It seems like everything has been easy...
  • H: Great tie.
  • I: You think so? It's French.
  • H: It's not a Spanish tie, isn't it?
  • I: Can I see your loafer? Oh yes! What is the brand? That's not French, isn't it? It's Italian.
  • H: No.
  • I: That's from the European Union!
  • H: Probably yeah.
  • I: It seems like everything has been easy for you, is it true?
  • H: Was what simple?
  • I: Your life, everybody wants a life like yours, with One Direction...
  • H: I mean, I feel very lucky to be able to make music, I feel very lucky to be able to make this, I feel very lucky today being in France and performing my song. I love this song. I can't complain.
  • I: What were the unpleasant things?
  • H: *thinking*
  • I: I don't know, say only one thing.
  • H: I think when you care so much about something, it's hard to get to the point where you feel like it's finished and it feels like you're adding and it never ends and it adds up. So I think the hardest part was getting into that point and be like "ok that's finished."
  • I: You said to the Rolling Stone magazine that most of the album was inspired by a woman. Really?
  • H: No I think, honestly, the album is much more about me than it is about anyone else. I think if I said the album is about a woman it kind of feels like, I don't know, I put a lot of work into this. I don't feel like it revolves around woman. It's a lot about me and things I've never said before. It's more about me.
  • I: How did you start with a boy band and end with a solo career? Is it complicated?
  • H: It's been a lot of fun. You know we were very lucky to get to do some amazing things and at the moment in our lives, we're in a time where everyone is trying their own thing and have a good time. It's been amazing to see everyone doing their own thing as well. If I can do as well as the others, it'd be amazing.
  • I: Do you call them everyday or text them? Do you use What's app?
  • H: I don't have that.
  • I: Why?
  • H: Yes we talk, absolutely. And everyone is bringing stuff out. It's been a lot going on. It's been a good time.
  • I: This is the album cover! Can you describe it? Why did you choose this picture?
  • H: Yeah. So, I don't know. I worked with photographer Harley Weir, I'm a massive fan of her work. And that's amazing and I was lucky enough to work with her. I felt like this was what I wanted.
  • I: Why is it pink? Why the water? Why your back? Why? It's beautiful but why is it pink?
  • H: I don't know, man!
  • I: Really? You don't know?
  • H: I don't know. I don't think I want...
  • I: Apparently pink is Rock'n'roll's colour.
  • H: Apparently so. I don't know. I think it means something to me and if it means anything to anyone else, I wouldn't want to take away from that by explaining it. I think the cool thing about stuff like photos and art is you can just leave it. You don't have to explain it.
  • I: Everybody sees what they want to see.
  • H: Yes exactly.
  • I: Have you seen this?
  • *video of people reacting to Harry's single*
  • I: Your fans record themselves while listening to the song for the first time. You can hear relevant analysis and apparently they all really liked it. Do you read what people say about you on social media? On Youtube, Twitter, Instagram? Do you use Instagram?
  • H: Yes I use it a little bit.
  • *The public disagrees with Harry*
  • H: Yes I use it a little bit. I mean I wish everyone was having as good time as the girl who was like that with her hands. That's what I do when I listen to the song.
  • I: Are you the one using your Instagram? Do you use your own fingers or someone else does it for you?
  • H: Yes, I do mine.
  • I: Do you still vote in Redditch?
  • H: In?
  • I: Redditch!
  • H: That's where I was born?
  • I: Yes.
  • H: I don't live in Redditch.
  • I: So you don't vote there. Where did you vote?
  • H: London, yeah.
  • I: What do you think of the Brexit? Welcome to Europe!
  • H: Thank you very much, thanks. I mean, I don't really comment on politics. To me, anything that brings people together is better than things that pull people apart. That's ... yeah.
  • I: Yet, you are in favour of equality of rights, men, women, gay people, straight people... That's politics.
  • H: I don't know. It doesn't feel like politics. I think stuff like equality feels much more fundamental. I feel like everyone is equal. That doesn't feel like politics to me.
  • I: Your fans are fetishists. They know all of your tattoos, piece of jewellery, they have heart attacks when you cut your hair. Right now you're playing with their feelings. Do you know that?
  • H: Oh ok.
  • I: Yes! What is your favourite tattoo?
  • H: I think... I have a.. probably. I don't know, actually.
  • I: Which one is the latest?
  • H: The latest is this one there. *shows Arlo* And this one. *shows Jackson*
  • I: Jackson? All of them?
  • H: Yes.
  • I: What's the story behind your haircut? How much did you spend on hair products with One Direction?
  • H: Yeah, like a lot. I used a lot, yeah.
  • I: You're in Dunkirk, Christopher Nolan's new movie.
  • H: Yes.
  • I: How did you do?
  • H: I auditioned.
  • I: Look at you there.
  • H: I am, that's me.
  • I: Yes.
  • H: I auditioned and it was great. It's going to be a really cool movie.
  • I: Harry, it feels like we know you since you're a baby. The whole world discovered you in 2010 on X Factor.
  • *video of Harry's X Factor audition*
  • I: You auditioned alone but Simon Cowell had an idea... he put you in a band with Zayn, Louis, Liam and Niall. You became One Direction. You found the name One Direction and you sold millions of albums. One Direction are soon considered as the new Beattles and you filled the biggest stadiums. The whole world was talking about you. When you go out we prayed for your eardrums. You became UK's pride. David Cameron is in one of your music videos, your sang for the Queen. But in 2015... bang! Zayn left the band, fans couldn't get over it. But don't worry, their favourite is now on the cover of the Rolling Stone magazine, he's in Christopher Nolan's new movie, he's Mick Jagger on SNL... What you don't know is that we've met in 2012. You were in France to promote an album and now I have questions. First one! When you're in a car and fans are all around you, do you see that?
  • *video of fans around a car*
  • H: I think I've actually lost my shoe there. When I got in the car... I got in the car and I was like "how many shoes do I have?" Yes I lost my shoe.
  • I: I have another question! Do you still do that before going on stage?
  • *video of Harry and Lou*
  • I: Can we do it?
  • H: No.
  • *does it anyway*
  • I: What is the weirdest question someone asked you?
  • H: I think it was actually a French interview. I got asked if I would pee in a sink... Yeah.
  • I: Ok, that's weird!
  • H: It was the first question, the first question.
  • I: It puts you in the mood.
  • H: Yeah.
  • I: What is the question you never want to be asked ever again? Did I asked you that question?
  • *Harry asks the public*
  • H: Which one? Oh crush.
  • I: What?
  • H: Crush.
  • I: Oh ok. I didn't ask it! Did you know that a French author wrote a novel about you. It's called "Styles", it's about his obsession with you. It's in French. You can translate it.
  • H: Oh! Is that true?
  • I: Yes it's true. He dedicated to you. It's called "Styles" and it's a really good book. Read it!
  • H: Thank you.
  • I: Thank you very much Harry Styles for coming tonight. His first eponymous album comes out on the 12th May. Thank you Harry Styles.
  • H: Thank you.
  • I: Have a safe journey home.
Nct as Youtubers

Request: Do you think that maybe you could do short headcannons of the members as youtubers please?? Like, you said in the makeup voiceovers that they were also on YouTube but didn’t really describe in depth what they’re like so maybe that could be a thing(??) sorry if it doesn’t make sense

A/N: i hope this is what you were looking for!! i’m sorry if it’s short or repetitive, this was so fun to write, i hope you enjoy reading!

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Taeil:

  • started out his channel for fun
  • mostly makes song covers & also tag videos
  • didn’t thought his videos would blow up
  • when he realised he was shookt??
  • because he’s such an awkward bun, his videos usually consists of his friends
  • and they help him out a lot because when he’s on his own filming most of the time he doesn’t know what to do or say
  • tries his best to reply to comments
  • when people recognizes him irl he gets all blushy and shy
  • “i’m not that popular!! you’re all so sweet”
  • we all know you are taeil

Hansol:

  • that one youtuber who posts random videos at the weirdest timings
  • his videos range from dance covers, to vlogs, to gaming then to even unboxing videos
  • despite all that he still gains much attention?
  • hardly ever talks in his videos but when he does all his subscribers get heart palpitations because wow
  • dance covers gets the most views and likes because they’re always on point?
  • promotes his channel on his instagram
  • random posts with captions
  • “new video”
  • “✌✌ video?”
  • see what i did there hansol he needs to stop with his peace signs
  • another one who’s awkward when fans recognize him in real life
  • but if they ask for pictures he wouldn’t mind so!!

Johnny:

  • mostly reaction videos
  • and probably many vlogs too
  • gaming occasionally, but only when he’s with his friends
  • has the funniest and most dramatic reactions to videos ever
  • tries to make his subscribers by making puns and jokes
  • “i guess you could say… that video was pun-believable”
  • daily updates on social medias
  • “how are all of you doing today? the weather’s great so i hope you all are well!”
  • doesn’t reply to every comment but he likes them
  • treats his fans like family and tries to chat with them he can
  • which is why when one meets him in real life he’s super friendly and tries to start conversations
  • an angel tbh

Taeyong:

  • cooking tutorial videos
  • alongside with song covers too
  • sometimes he writes his own songs and lyrics too
  • often goes live so that he’s able to chat with his fans
  • one of the most genuine and sweetest youtubers!!
  • would reply to every one of the comments, and he never forgets to thank them for their support
  • “I’m stressed & tired” captions on his social media websites always scare fans but turns out it’s only because of the other boys
  • gets all shy when people recognize him
  • even when he’s rushing for time he wouldn’t hesitate to take photos or chat with his fans
  • the youtuber you just want to protect with everything tbh

Yuta:

  • gamer
  • also makes prank videos occasionally
  • and probably also videos on current issues/problems
  • and he shows so many different sides his fans love it,
  • especially when he talks about current issues he gets all smart & serious and is so good with his words he leaves everyone shookt
  • but on prank videos he’s all giggly and immature laughing at his successful pranks
  • while his gamer side can sometimes can aggressive and competitive
  • but despite all that he’s super sweet to his fans
  • holds meetups often and treats each of them like angels
  • smile and laughter can brighten up anyone’s day

Kun:

  • mainly vlogs
  • travelling & visiting ones to be exact, together with his friends
  • takes really good videography and editing is on point too
  • another one who’s smile could make anyone’s heart burst
  • always recommending new places for people to go to, be it cafes or countries to visit
  • kun’s recommendations are trustable™
  • loves hyping his friends up in videos
  • doesn’t hesitate in promoting their channels too
  • deserves so much more subscribers & views

Doyoung:

  • versatile videos too
  • song covers, reaction videos, vlogs, challenges & tag videos
  • is really well known for his talking skills and his intelligence
  • and also his sweet voice who puts people to sleep
  • cherishes friendships and often shows it in videos where he vlogs about outings with them
  • updates daily for fans too and tells them how much he’s grateful for them
  • also asks them for suggestion for new videos
  • probably nags at and gets upset with his fans when they do something that isn’t too his liking
  • “you all waited in the rain for an hour because of me??? what if you all fell sick omg please don’t do that again”
  • but it’s because he cares and loves them so

Ten:

  • king of dance covers
  • makes dance tutorials too
  • when people want to learn a dance, ten’s videos would always help because they’re so on point?
  • random videos of him in stores and supermarkets
  • with him being amazed by new things he sees or learns about
  • attempts to make cooking videos too but fails
  • almost burnt himself and was caught on tape, uploaded on youtube & viewed by morw than hundreds of people
  • his fans’ words give him energy and he’s always thanking them
  • a little shy when gets recognized but he doesn’t show it, only that cheeky smile on his face

Jaehyun:

  • hypebeast who makes videos of new clothes he got and hauls too
  • random late night videos where he answers fans’ questions and it’s just him chilling
  • food reviews too!!
  • his favourite videos because you can tell he gets all excited when he sees food
  • makes sure to update every week so his subscribers will be well fed
  • loves having live videos too because he’s able to interact with fans
  • holds giveaways for subscribers every time he reaches a milestone
  • acts all calm when people recognize him
  • but inside he’s super happy and excited because he feels extremely loved?
  • likes photos that fans uploaded together with him,
  • making them go even crazier

WinWin:

  • that one youtuber who’s always being complimented and praised by other youtubers
  • because he’s super sweet and soft?
  • pretty boy who shows off his face routines and tag videos
  • because he’s so shy he finds it hard filming videos alone too
  • which is why he calls his friends to join his videos
  • aka kun
  • they often go shopping together and you can tell he looks super happy and excited
  • vlogs about his daily life and has the cutest edits ever
  • even more shy in real life, he’d get super embarrassed and shy, cheeks flushed red if he notices people recognizing him
  • but he’d feel bad for rejecting them so he takes photos with them anyways
  • super cute

Mark:

  • endless talents and seems to be able to do everything?
  • playing the guitar, song/rap covers, reaction videos, dance covers, gaming
  • he’s able to film quality videos
  • and at the same time he’s super humble and sweet it makes others love him more
  • has many collabs with other youtubers
  • his fans are blessed because they’ll always be a video related to him
  • a super shy ball in actual fact
  • when he does live videos he already gets all blushy and red when people compliment him
  • irl you can actually see him wanting to hide and run away because he’s super shy when it comes to compliments
  • but also tries to be friendly and talk to his fans when he can

Renjun:

  • mostly posts videos at night
  • so his subscribers can fall asleep soundly after watching his videos
  • mostly reviews
  • on clothes, food and other things
  • smile is the sweetest thing you’ll ever see
  • is also the softest when it comes to his fans
  • sometimes would also post short korean classes too
  • and his drawing videos
  • just really calm and satisfying videos honestly
  • super happy when he receives positive comments
  • still your no.1 moomin fan who has a big moomin plushie in his background of videos all the time

Jeno:

  • videos that are guaranteed to make you smile
  • like him playing with puppies and small fuffly animals
  • or even interacting with children at playgrounds in his vlogs
  • they’re guaranteed to make you s o f t
  • an angel who smiles and laughs at everything
  • super positive!!!
  • tries his best to reply to every comment and prove to fans that they’re noticed
  • mainly just vlogs of his daily life
  • but he’s always super cute in videos so!!
  • still the same angel irl because he’d be the one suggesting to take photos
  • and probably give you autographs too
  • sweetest little thing ever

Haechan:

  • games often
  • and always wins in games for some reason
  • also many prank videos too
  • and they’re always super creative and new
  • and you can see the look of satisfaction on his face whenever he succeeds in pranking his friends
  • really strong bond with his fans
  • they’d probably have inside jokes too
  • “thank you for always supporting your handsome donghyuck”
  • never runs out of ideas for videos
  • and loves it most when people leave positive comments
  • it makes him all happy and excited like a small child
  • and he’s ten times cuter irl like that because he’d have the biggest smile ever with his pink cheeks??

Jaemin:

  • does weird challenges
  • and probably being a meme in every video
  • with thousands of different expressions ready for his fans to screenshot and use
  • also does tutorial videos
  • and tag videos
  • he loves talking and discussing about popular topics and sharing his opinions
  • loves spreading positive vibes too
  • super flirty & sweet with his subscribers
  • calls them his babies??
  • would occasionally film vlogs so as to show his fans his life
  • which is usually just him being that same meme and having fun
  • i miss him dkdndn

Chenle:

  • super energetic and fun
  • when you watch his videos, they’d immediately cheer you up because he’s always so happy?
  • makes reaction videos a lot
  • which ends up in his fans mentioning how their ear drums ache everytime they watch them because his dolphin laughs and screams
  • loves taking videos of sceneries and views during vlogs
  • but other times vlogs would just consist of his face
  • “my handsome is enough for you all”
  • knows he’s popular but still gets shy when he’s noticed
  • he’d always give that same cheerful laughter and thank his fans for their support

Jisung:

  • dance covers
  • ten is his role model
  • would film freestyle dances and also dances he’d choreographed and ask fans for their opinions
  • occasionally, he’d also film tag and challenge videos so his fans are able to know him better
  • super shy at first but as time goes by he opens up and he’d joke around a lot
  • still a child who gets fascinated and amazed by new things
  • still learning and is trying his best for his channel
  • which is why he’s super happy when he sees the amount of support and love he gets
  • making him blush like mad all the time

my body has literally had a visceral negative reaction to snake emojis since that fateful day of july 2016 like up until 2 days ago i could not even look at a snake emoji in any context without feeling this powerful burn of anger but ever since taylor posted her first video yesterday i’m like 🐍😍🐍😍🐍 snakes r love snakes r life hiss hiss motherfucker 😍😍😍😍 🐍🐍🐍🐍 like taylor truly manage to pavlov me into loving snakes in 50 hours which is i think one of the weirdest effects of being a taylor fan that i’ve ever experienced 

Proud // A Phan One-Shot

Genre: fluff, angst

Words: 1.0k

Relationship status: together

Warnings: swearing, talk of mental problems/anxiety

Summary: A short fluff fic based on Phil painting Dan’s nails for World Mental Health Day.

A/N: I had an hour free, so I threw this lil thing together based on Dan’s picture he posted on Twitter.

I tried out a slightly different style, so it might seem a bit different than what you’re used to seeing from me, but I just thought I’d try something different :D

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p!atd asks
  • 1. describe the pretty. odd. aesthetic in 3 words
  • 2. ryden or brallon?
  • 3. which era would you most like to go back to?
  • 4. do you own any of the albums on cd/vinyl? if so, which ones?
  • 5. which song would you most want to see live?
  • 6. your all time favourite lyric from them?
  • 7. have you read throam? any ryden fics?
  • 8. would you yell at someone if they forgot the exclamation point?
  • 9. bren’s high notes or the low ones?
  • 10. most relatable song
  • 11. the song that makes you cry every time
  • 12. have you ever met any of the guys? how was it?
  • 13. how many times have you been to their concerts?
  • 14. have you listened to any of ryan ross’ solo music?
  • 15. which band would you most like to see on tour with panic! ?
  • 16. favourite music video
  • 17. have any of the guys ever noticed you on social media?
  • 18. own any merch? posters?
  • 19. how many times have you watched fob’s drunk history?
  • 20. can you play any of their songs on an instrument?
  • 21. favourite tattoo of bren’s?
  • 22. fmk; ryan, dallon, brendon
  • 23. on a scale of 1-10, how much do you love sarah?
  • 24. thoughts on brendon naming his studio urielectric?
  • 25. do you have any panic! related tattoos? if so, what are they?
  • 26. the song you like the least?
  • 27. if you met brendon; handshake, fistbump, high five, or hug?
  • 28. do you follow dallon on snapchat?
  • 29. favourite track off too weird to live?
  • 30. thoughts on the la devotee music video?
  • 31. bren or beebo?
  • 32. how would you feel if the band went back to its composition of when pretty. odd. came out?
  • 33. post your favourite picture of brendon boyd urie.
  • 34. which album cover do you like the most?
  • 35. funniest/weirdest lyric of theirs you can think of right now?
  • 36. v&v; official tracks or bonus tracks?
  • 37. can you name one long song title off afycso (apart from lying) without looking it up?
  • 38. what is, in your opinion, the catchiest song off doab?
  • 39. penny or bogart?
  • 40. ever written p!atd fanfic?
  • 41. are your eyes the size of the moon?
Makeup Voiceover;Taeyong

Request: I literally have your tumblr on my internet tab all the time, never closing it once :“ i love your work!! Can i request a make up voice over by taeyong? I think it’d be funny considering how he’s always the manlyman lol THANKKKS

A/N: i actually feel like he’d be super sweet & soft while doing this so sorry if it wasn’t what you expected!!

  • i’ve only recently just got back to writing so i hope this isnt too bad
  • and i think it’s been long too since i wrote for taeyong?
  • but i hope this is good enough and it works!!
  • also
  • im running out of makeup brands to write google isnt helping anymore help this clueless makeup girl out
  • let’s go

  • so taeyong’s always been fascinated by your skills and makeup

  • he’d straight up just stare at you with his mouth open as you do your makeup
  • kid taeyong would appear and clap his hands together whenever you finish
  • "woah so pretty my baby”
  • and your fans have noticed that he’s always in the background of your makeup tutorials giving a thumbs up or nodding his head
  • such a supportive boyfriend
  • so they’d always comment and ask yall to do the makeup voiceover challenge
  • which taeyong hesitated at first
  • mainly because he was shy
  • but finally agreed because you flashed him your cutest pout that made him s o f t
  • while you’re filming the video he’s upset because he doesn’t get to see you do it this time
  • “BABE you’ll see it later stop pouting”
  • “but, it’s different”
  • “it’s the same taeyong omg”
  • “tsk alright alright”
  • when you finish taeyong barges into the room with a straight expression on his face but does the weirdest dance ever??
  • yeap the one you’re thinking of and the one he always does
  • and luckily you caught it on camera, which made him more embarrassed
  • so before recording he gets all nervous and talkative like
  • “omg babe what if i screw up”
  • “okay im a strong man i can do this”
  • “taeyong…. it’s only a recording…”
  • “i know, i’m not nervous at all”
  • and you just shake your head because you’re super used to him
  • “hello everyone!! it’s taeyong here today to do a voiceover for Y/N’s makeup!”
  • “i hope you all would like this video and continue supporting my babe”
  • “aww just look at her in this headband, so cute”
  • “barefaced Y/N, my favourite!!”
  • “oo she’s doing her foundation?”
  • “the one she always uses! the one from innisfree”
  • “i feel like this shade suits her very well, what do you guys think?”
  • “she’s using her favourite pink egg to blend it out”
  • “all smooth now!”
  • “she’s taking out a stick.. pen? oh it’s an eyeliner”
  • “babe you showed it too fast and the word’s so small i couldn’t see the name”
  • “she’s drawing her eyelids now, look at those skills!!”
  • “every single time i watch her do her makeup and i’m still amazed by how she manages to draw the line so smoothly woah”
  • “the other eye…”
  • “oh they’re symmetrical, great job”
  • “let me guess what’s next, eyeshadow!!”
  • “yes i’m right”
  • “it’s because you’ve seen me do my makeup so many times”
  • “your boyfriend’s an expert shh”
  • “oh it’s the uh.. L-Laura Mercier??? brand”
  • “so hard to pronounce woah”
  • “but she’s taking her brush and applying this… uhm.. slightly blue colour!”
  • “make sure to smooth them out”
  • “moving on to the other eye”
  • “and…. she’s done!”
  • “doesnt she look brighter now?”
  • “oh? she taking out a small box”
  • “what’s that i’ve never seen that box before”
  • “oh! it’s fake lashes”
  • “you’ve never worn them before, why so sudden?”
  • “got to always try out new things!!”
  • “woah she’s applying this liquid thing on it-”
  • “WAIT IS THAT GLUE- BABE WHAT IF THEY NEVER COME OUT AGAIN”
  • “IT’S EYELASH GLUE DONT WORRY”
  • “OH oh… sorry for that outburst everyone”
  • “but she done sticking on her eye and woah, so beautiful”
  • “just look at those gorgeous eyes and lashes”
  • “oh she’s moving on again”
  • “to.. her cheeks!”
  • “cutie”
  • “first of all, blush!!”
  • “makes her cuter than she already is but”
  • “she’s using the one from nars”
  • “looks slightly pink”
  • “aw just look at those rosy cheeks!!”
  • “woah”
  • “her favourite next- highlight”
  • “she covered the name- i can’t see it omg babe”
  • “but uh.. just look at how shiny that is”
  • “cheeks… forehead… nose… and jaw…”
  • “my girlfriend’s glowing!!!”
  • “i think this is the last step but lipstick!”
  • “she just bought one yesterday from moonshot- oh she’s using it”
  • “it’s dark red shade”
  • “pouty lips aw!!”
  • “and my baby’s done with her look!!”
  • “doesnt she look amazing?”
  • “what did i do to deserve her”
  • “woah- wait- I FORGOT ABOUT THE ENDING im sorry you all have seen this side of me”
  • “but anyways, thank you for taking the time to listen to my voice and for loving Y/N!!”
  • “continue to send more love and i’ll be grateful hehe subscribe and comment!”

Imagine this:

Jorah’s character dies because the directors need to write him out as soon as possible. In the video of his last day on set/death scene the only person who talks about him and the actor besides the directors is Kit Harrington. He shares his thoughts on this character, tells how much he respects Iain and things like that. Meanwhile Emilia doesn’t say a word pretending like there wasn’t any kind of relationship between Dany and Jorah during the 8 seasons. Although she appears for 2 seconds,  but the only thing she says  is : “ Umm… Dany is the dragonqueen “. The End.

Do not tell me it wouldn’t be one of the weirdest thing you’ve ever seen!

I hope  everybody understands now how the most part of the petyr baelish fandom feels…Isn’t it quite weird that almost 2 months have passed since the end of season 7 and she still didn’t give any interviews and in the Petyr’s death behind the scenes video she didnt say a word. Like WTF. Please, do not misunderstand me but even Maisie and Kit were able to react on it. Maise’s farewell was so heartwarming and respectful, not to mention Kit said too that he will miss Aidan and that he felt sorry for that man behind the littlefinger mask. These two were about 5 sec on screen with him and they were able to do this unlike Sophie, who had been working literally with him for years. Their characters’ storyline had become one since 2013/14.  Less then a year ago she said she doesn’t want him to die because she likes them as a duo for example

…and now the only thing she did was encouraging the those people on her social media sites who are making fun of his performance and calling his character in names like crying bitch and things like that..which is immature and kind of disrespectful towards Aidan. He put so much effort into this role to make people realize there was a broken human behind the Littlefinger identity with deep feelings.

I just don’t understand what is this huge change…we have been left with so many questions without any explanation, for instance I wanted to know what were sansa’s thought on him, why did she keep him around winterfell..and things like that..I think I shouldn’t care about it…I will try

The Weird Neighbour

by existentialcatwhiskers

Phan | Dan/Phil | 3.7k | Rated T for dan’s language

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Summary:  Dan has just moved into a new flat when he has an odd and awkward exchange with his new neighbour who then makes a YouTube video about it. Dan’s friend finds the video and sends it to Dan who vows to get his revenge by being the weirdest, strangest neighbour that this Phil guy would ever meet. Turns out he got more than revenge.

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Canon Queer Fiction Part 1 of 4 (Updated 3/19/17)

Watch some gay shit. Make Mike Pence mad. 

2 3 4 >

1) Hannibal: They’re here, they’re queer, and they fill me with fear.

Originally posted by mycroft-silently-judges-you

Basically its a police procedural about an unstable FBI agent who falls madly in love with the killer he’s supposed to catch. 

  • Pros: Its beautiful.
  • Cons: Its really messed up.
  • Notes: There is also a lesbian couple. That actually sticks around. They’re supporting characters. Yeah.

2) Samurai Flamenco: Buy a Lesbian Couple and get a Gay Couple 50% off!

Originally posted by yuri-pics

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seriously one of the weirdest videos ive ever seen was a fucking vore fetish video of some female cnn anchor whos name i forgot, like the video began with a picture of her with the caption “OH NO!!! I HOPE I DONT GET EATEN!!!” or some shit and the next shot is her being slowly sucked into this ms paint hole with a stock screaming noise playing with dramatic music, like imagine being her and knowing that people make shit like that of you

Sexually Attracted to Furniture || Joe

Joe masterpost found here

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Summary - The one with the strangest video ever.

SMUT WARNING

You had no idea where Joe got the idea for such a weird ass video. You had no idea what Jack was thinking when he wrote out the scenarios for Joe, Conor, and Josh to act out. All in all, true to the title of his video, this was the weirdest video you had ever witnessed.

You could watch Josh be a girl who had just gotten her period and you could watch Conor turn into a butterfly, but as soon as Joe was sexually attracted to furniture, you had an issue. It looked like he was having an issue too. Obviously, your boyfriend wasn’t actually sexually attracted to furniture, but you knew he had been sexually frustrated since the boys arrived right as you went to palm him through his pants during your make out session.

As soon as he threw his shirt over his head, you had to squeeze your thighs together. Why were you putting yourself through the torture of watching him behind the camera? The moans that were falling from his mouth were causing your heart to race and your mind to wander. He kept making eye contact with you as he humped the chair, ran his fingers through his hair, or let out an especially loud moan. You couldn’t even focus on what issue Conor was supposed to have. You couldn’t even laugh along with Josh. You couldn’t sit still and it was getting harder and harder to maintain a poker face.

“What are you doing?” Josh asked as Joe went to kiss the chair Josh was sitting on. “He’s, he’s so into this.”

As soon as the video ended, Joe made up some far fetched reason why the boys had to leave. You didn’t know how Josh and Conor fell for it, but they left immediately. As soon as they were out the door, Joe locked it and grabbed you by the waist. “Honestly (Y/N), fuck,” he groaned, pressing his lips to your neck. “That was fucking torture.”

“How do you think I felt?” you said, your words coming out no louder than a breath of air. “Watching you like that and not being able to do anything about it.” Joe was practically thrusting his hips against yours as the two of you were standing up in the middle of the living room.

“Okay, I can’t talk anymore,” Joe said. “I’m literally about to bust a nut just, fuck-” He groaned as you were now pressing your lips against his neck, trailing up and down his jaw line. Joe grabbed you by the waist and walked with you into the bedroom, practically throwing you on the bed. He pulled your t shirt over your head, reaching around your body to pull your bra off of you. As soon as your chest was exposed to him, his lips sucking on your skin.

“Joe,” you groaned loudly, lifting your chest closer to his lips. You could feel him pressing his hips against yours and you needed to remove the clothing between the two of you. You pulled Joe’s shirt over his head, then immediately unbuckled his trousers and pulled them down his legs. He pulled away only long enough to kick his trousers off of his body. He continued to grind his hips into yours, the only thing separating the two of you being the skin of your underwear and his. “Joe,” you said again. “Stop teasing.”

“You don’t have to tell me twice,” he mumbled, kissing your lips forcefully. As soon as he pulled away, he tugged your panties down your legs. He kissed your pelvic bone, down your thighs, and back up again to where you wanted him the most. He placed a single kiss to your folds, causing you to shiver. He then pulled his boxers off, revealing his throbbing dick. He let out a groan of relief as soon as he was unrestricted and he immediately lined himself up against you. He teased you slightly, rubbing his tip against your opening before thrusting into you.

“Fuck,” you called out immediately, your back arching up the bed. He wasn’t taking any time with you. He was thrusting in and out of you quickly, placing hickeys along your chest. Your nails were digging into his back, causing him to let out loud moans mixed with calling out your name.

“Joe, I’m close,” you said, your toes curling and your hips thrusting up to meet his.

“God, so am I,” he said, his teeth sinking into your skin as he sucked and left another bite. “Together, baby. Hold on a little longer.”

“Joe,” you almost whimpered, your nails leaving marks along his upper back.

“Alright babe,” he said, blowing hair out of his face. “3, 2, 1.”

The two of you finished together, out of breath and Joe a little sweaty. You reached up and brushed some of his hair away from his forehead. He smiled and placed a soft, lingering kiss to your lips. He pulled out of you and sat beside you on the bed. You sat up just enough so you could lay your head on his upper chest. “Sexually attracted to furniture, yeah?” you teased after a few moments of silence.

“Shut up,” he laughed. “That was so fucking weird.”

“Yeah well, it turned out alright for me,” you said.

“Yeah,” he chuckled, “me too.”

You turned and reached up to place a kiss to his lips which lingered a bit longer than you intended, but you hardly minded. You placed your hand on his cheek as his tongue slipped into your mouth. You scooted closer to him, sitting gently on his lap. “You drive me crazy, (Y/N),” Joe mumbled against your lips.

You giggled, “You drive me crazy, too.”

Dating Sebastian Stan would include

I’d like to start this off by saying THANK YOU to everyone for the support over my last (and first) post, i didn’t expect it at all and it was really heartwarming❤️

-him keeping your relationship pretty private
-so when he talks about you in interviews, it’s v cute
-jogging together
-or just him trying to get you to go jogging with him
-getting coffee with him after running
-helping him prepare for roles
-you were more than happy to help him prepare for The Bronze
-yup i’m talking about dirty sex sessions
-painting the house together
-which ends up in a paint war
-cuddling while being covered in paint
-cooking together
-the food being insanely burnt so you end up ordering takeout
-posting cute pics of him on instagram
-adopting a dog together
-naming him Chase to annoy Seb
-defending you on instagram if someone says something offensive
-if there are rumours about you two breaking up, you intentionally go out wearing one of his shirts
-DIRTY TALK
-hand holding in public
-hand holding in private
-he loves PDA okay
-dancing together to “Come on Eileen”
-Don sending you funny videos of Sebastian in the gym
-visiting him on panels
-also on set, it results in paparazzi pics of you hugging him behind his trailer
-the weirdest nicknames ever
-matchie matchie
-despite keeping the relationship mostly private, everyone talks about how perfect of a couple you are
-i love sebastian stan
-please get me a sebastian stan

Also don’t forget that REQUESTS ARE OPEN, so if you want me to write something related to Sebastian Stan/Bucky Barnes (you can tell me a sentence you’d like my headcanons to be based on; [something]!au; etc.) please feel free to request them, okay that’s it lol byee

My first time listening to B.A.P songs and my thoughts on them

I apparently have been sleeping on B.A.P and I would just like to formally apologize! Ok its not really that I was sleeping on them, but I only just discovered this crazy yet awesome world of kpop 5 month ago, so I’m still learning about groups! I had heard of them, I just hadn’t got around to listening to them. My sister did show my the video for Wake Me Up a few months ago and I did like it, but it got lost somewhere in my mind. More recently my sister has been bringing them up more and she gave me song recommendations;

One Shot

-29 seconds in to this video and I had already paused it-I texted my sister that and she sent me a screenshot where she had paused it when she first watched the video and it was the same exact moment, I’ll add the screenshots at the end-yeah they started walking in and I was shook from those visuals! As they video kept going I really felt like I was watching a movie or a short film. I need to go back and listen to a lyric video because I was paying more attention to the story than the song. Not that I’m complaining because I really liked it! It was super intense and I loved the action!

Warrior

-As soon as I got done watching this video I texted my sister and said; “whose idea was is to make all of them blonde?” “The first guy who raps has a really deep voice” and finally I sent her screenshot of Zelo and said “this one! I think its Zelo but he is extremely adorable” I really liked this song I feel like warrior is one of those songs you want to go to battle in!

Hurricane

-I should probably mention that the first two songs I watched the night before then today I started with hurricane. I absolutely loved this song! Not gonna lie its a good ‘dancing at the club song’ also when I got done watching it I was reading the comments and one comment said something about the part at 1:24 so I went to that part and it was Himchan’s part, I paused it there and I left it paused for a good 10 minutes before going to the next song.

No Mercy

-I 1000% was not ready for this song! 10 seconds in and I had already paused it! I paused it three times! But man its a good one, so far I think this one is my favorite!! Its a hype song!! The first time I paused it was when it first started because I wasn’t ready, the second time was at 1:20 because they started body rolling and it was getting rude and the third time was at 2:18 for the same reason as the second time! I thought I was going to pause again before it ended because Zelo was doing his dance break and I couldn’t handle it so instead of pausing it I just sat there with my mouth hanging open..

Badman

-I loved this one so much! I really liked the beat for it, it almost had a rock sound to it. And the video! Man, it was something. For its one of those videos that made me feel something but I can’t explain exactly what it was, its a good thing! I don’t know I just really liked the song and video!

Young, Wild & Free

-I clicked on this video thinking it would be a fun song to dance to. Nope it was not that at all! With this song I just want turn it up as loud as I can and rock out!! And love the first line of the chorus “we are young wild and free, I know we are better together.” The video was awesome! I did pause it once near the end when Zelo unbuttons his jacket, has nothing on underneath and does a killer dance!

Feel So Good

-All the songs and videos I have watching\listening to were heavy songs, by heavy I mean intense videos and sick beats. When I clicked on Feel so Good I really didn’t know what to expect, but let me tell that is one of the cutest, funniest and weirdest (all at the same time) videos I have ever watched! I had the biggest smile on my face the whole time. This is a fun song you can dance to! And yes it is different from the other songs but in the song you can still hear their sound its just a bit lighter.

That’s My Jam

-This was another super fun song! It, to me, has a party vibe sound to it. With this one I want to turn it up all the way and have a dance party (by myself) I think this song is a good combination of the heavier and lighter songs, it has a good dance feel to it but it has ans awesome bass! I also enjoyed the video! I mean when this song comes on you can say “that’s my jam” and literally mean it!

Final Thoughts

-I’m not sure what the fandom name is, I think I read in a comment the fans were called B.A.B.Y. whatever the fandom name is consider me one! These guys are amazing and again I am so sorry it took me so long to listen to them, but I’m here now and I’m not going anywhere!

Bias : Himchan*

Bias Wreckers : Zelo and Daehyun*

Favorite song(s) : No Mercy and BadMan*

Favorite MV(s) : Young Wild & Free, BadMan and No Mercy*

*these are subject to change and more than likely will! Maybe not my bias or bias wrecker but favorite song\video might change*

red-king-4  asked:

Hey Super Rad! Howre ya? Hope you're well! Can you please do fallout 4 companions finding out they may be a synth via stumbling upon a recording of themselves in their dying moments (except Danse) and also please bonus for dogmeat? Thank you!

I’m very good thank you! What about yourself?? And I gotta say, I love this ask – super angsty! Although you could’ve spared the doggo because…well…my heart XD

P.s. I excluded Codsworth, Curie, Nick and X6 because obviously they already know they’re a synth or in Codsworth and Ada’s case, a robot. Maxson was also excluded because I did a react not so long ago as to what he would do with the same revelation ;)

Enjoy!

Cait – She glares at the screen, wanting the kill the imposter herself because there ain’t no damn way that she’s the synth! After all the fucked up shit she’s had to go through, she damn well knows it wasn’t just programmed memories implanted by some limp-dick egghead in the Institute. There wasn’t a night that went by when she didn’t relive the past or a morning where she wakes up panting because it felt like only yesterday when her ma and pa sold her to those fucking slavers. Cait has no doubt in her mind that the bitch who died on that screen was the synth. No doubt whatsoever. If anything, it pisses her off to no end.

Deacon – “Well. There’s one mystery solved. Now, where’s my pack of bubblegum…” He’s not at all phased by it. So what if he’s a synth or the real deal? Both of them were bald so it’s not like the other had an advantage over him. Although he will remain adamant on the fact that he is the better looking of two and that it’s damn weird watching yourself die on camera.

Dogmeat – He barks happily when he sees another dog just like him on screen, his tail wagging furiously as he paws at the monitor, wondering why the dog is so small and why he won’t come over to greet him! How rude! But then he sees the dog being forced over to a man who holds one of those things that makes loud noises and suddenly he realises that he must help his new canine friend. So he starts furiously scratching at the screen and whining, watching as his friend is being forced to lay down while growing frustrated because he can’t seem to help. When the loud BANG erupts he leaps back and whines softly, whimpering at the loss of his new friend with his ears pressed to the back of his head and his tail between his legs as his little brown eyes watch the other dog being drag away. He turns from the horrible sight and hurries away to go find Sole, needing their comfort now more than ever.

Gage – “Well that’s just fuckin’ strange.” He grumbles, scratching the stubble on his chin as he watches with mild amusement. Why the hell would the Institute bother trying to replicate him? Ain’t no synthetic bastard gonna replace Gage. Ain’t no way they got him right anyway, so he’s got nothin’ to worry about. The only thing that really bothers him – and that’s only slightly – is seeing himself kick the bucket without putting up so much as a fight. What a wimp. The Institute’s gonna have to step up their game if they wanna pull it off with him.

Hancock – He feels…odd when he watches the video. The part where he’s totally freaking out because holy shit he’s a synth is pushed away in favour of the part of him that is wondering just how the freaking hell the Institute has managed to pull off a ghoul so flawlessly. As far as he knows, he’s always been true to himself, whether ‘himself’ is actually the real Hancock or not is something to be disputed, but hell. Not by him. He decides to live his life the way he sees fit and refuses to allow the possibility of him being a synth to ruin the rest of his days.

MacCready – He was never really afraid of the Institute that much. In fact, he thought it was a load of downright crap to be brutally honest, but his tune quickly changes when he watches the video of another guy who looks exactly like himself being killed on screen. It wasn’t pretty and it certainly wasn’t reassuring because there was no way to tell if the one who died was a synth or the real deal. For the sake of Duncan and his own peace of mind, the mercenary soon after sets out to try and hunt down someone who can definitively tell him whether or not he was the imposter or the real MacCready who grew up in DC, sired a son and the man who had the straightest shot in the ‘Wealth.

Old Longfellow – A single, bushy white eyebrow lifts in surprise at the sight of a fella who looks just like him being killed on a working television screen. Now he’s seen it all. From the weird crap he’s seen out on the Island to the even weirder crap that’s happened while out in the swamps, this by far is the weirdest thing he’s ever witnessed and leaves him contemplating whether or not he was the one who won that jaeger bomb challenge a few years back or if it was the guy who just bit the big one on the screen. Either way, he can still drink, walk, trap and fuck, so it didn’t matter much to him if he came from his ma or the big bad boogeymen from the Commonwealth.

Piper Wright – She is distraught beyond belief. There she was on video, dying, and there was no indication of whether the now dead Piper was the real thing or if it was a synth. Immediately, she starts panicking. The Institute had obviously found her, taken notice of her, because one of them is a synth and that means they were either planning on replacing her or already have and little Natalie could be in the crossfire. What if they take her and kill her to only replace her with a child synth? What if they already have? Is it safe for her to be around Nat now? Should she stay and try to protect her? Or would she end up hurting her in more ways than one? The reporter is left confused and distressed beyond repair, from then on she always second guesses herself and assumes the worst has happened. It doesn’t end well for Piper Wright.

Preston Garvey – He’s more than a little disturbed by it. On one hand, the Preston dying on screen might be a synth which could only mean the Institute were planning on taking him soon or he was the synth and the Preston he just watched die in that cold metal room was the real Minuteman himself. Either way, he can’t go on as Preston Garvey, Lieutenant of the Minutemen, so he stages his death and goes under the knife. Years later, he is found rebuilding Quincy under another name, wearing another face but dressed in the same uniform and serving under the same person’s leadership. His identity may be gone, but his beliefs and his values will never change or ever be forgotten.

Strong – He thinks it’s really cool that another super mutant looks so much like him, even going so far as to think how funny it would be to trick the little humans by switching Strong and this other super mutant around and playing pranks on them. When he sees them die however, he gets incredibly angry, furious that such a weakling could look so much like himself. He picks up the monitor that the video was paying on and throws it as hard and far as he can in a fit of rage.

The Max Headroom broadcast signal intrusion (1987)

During a broadcast of the Dr. Who episode “Horror of Fang Rock” on WTTW Chicago Channel 11, on Sunday November 22nd, 1987, at around 11:15pm, a video hacker wearing a Max Headroom mask hijacked the signal and transmitted one of the weirdest, unauthorized things ever to hit the Chicago airwaves.

Earlier in the evening on the same day, during the Nine O'Clock News on Channel 9 the Max Headroom hacker also broke in - although it was for a much shorter time and there was no audio.

Neither the hijacker nor any known accomplices have ever been found, caught or identified.

marrymeironically  asked:

Meeting online aus please :)

oooh interesting :^))

  • we’re both famous youtubers and I was watching your videos and I think you’re talking shit about me?? get ready for war you’rE GOING DOWN
  • we met on omegle where we had an extremely lengthy shit talking session about cruddy tv shows/movies that suddenly turned deep and dude we have to meet up now
  • my friend has been posing as me on a dating website and now I have a date with a complete stranger who thinks I enjoy home cooking, screamo music, sky diving and thinks that I’ve climbed mt everest. this is terrible
  • I’m a celebrity and I have a secret social media account and we started talking online and now we’re close friends but you want to meet up oh shit
  • I’m a celebrity and I may or may not be following your blog which is dedicated to me. reading your comments and tags are hilarious and very flattering and I’m somewhat smitten
  • someone liked one of my instagram photos from three years ago and I was like ?? so I went on their account and gosh darn they’re hella cute
  • my youtube commenters are not-so-subtly shipping me with you, another youtuber, and now I’m binge watching all your videos and crap now I have a crush
  • your dating profile is the weirdest shit I’ve ever seen, I don’t even want to pick you up I just need to know how on earth you can fit twenty-four marshmallows in your mouth

WADDUP GUYS 800 FOLLOWERS WHAT IS THIS SORCERY

THANK YOU SO MUCH TO THE 800 CRAZY PEOPLE WHO FOLLOW ME! <333333

To celebrate, I decided to do another analysis as demanded by @nebelkaetzchen I this with the Breaking the Ice video which is a weird video indeed

Oh wow, Caspar, seven seconds in and you can’t keep your hands off Joe anymore, well done Caspar

Good thing Joe didn’t react at all, as if he were used to it

Oh wait

Also I know I say this every time, but seriously HOW CLOSE CAN YOU SIT WITHOUT SITTING ON EACH OTHER’S LAP

Just wondering: has there ever been a Jaspar video without heart eyes in the first 30 seconds? I THINK NOT

Caspar: I like start with a magic trick

Oh, I think we’ve seen you do that before, Caspar - wait, with whom did you try that again? Oh, it was Joe - ALRIGHT THEN

Caspar speaking about approaching a girl

Look at Joe’s face

Is that a happy face? NO IT’S NOT

Speaking about being friendzoned

WELL THERE AIN’T NO FRIENDZONE HERE

THAT’S LOVE BITCH

Look at how Caspar looks at Joe I’m done

SERIOUSLY GUYS THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND PLZ CONTROL YOURSELVES

ACTUALLY DON’T

Joe: Any specific moments of breaking the ice you would like to talk about? I’ve been there for a lot of them

Sure, hun, because he tried to break the ice with you and BOY HOW IT WORKED

Caspar: I usually try to crack a joke, I love to make people laugh; it makes me feel more attractive to that person

I wonder if there is anyone we can think of who laughs about every single one of your jokes and who finds you just naturally funny

Might it be the boy next to you, deeply in thought about the first time you made him laugh?

GUYS STAHP

Joe: A lot of people don’t understand our humour

Well, it’s not a miracle you two sweethearts found each other, you were made for each other

Joe: I look so young; I’m always afraid girls will think I’m only 14 years old

Caspar: Aaw

Of course you have to pull him into a hug and comfort him, Caspar

AND LOOK HOW HE LOOKS AT JOE I AM FUCKING DONE WITH EVERYTHING

Joe: I need a beard, basically I need to grow a beard

Caspar: No you don’t, you are beautiful

I FUCKING CANNOT

I JUST CANNOT

I AM DONE WITH THIS VIDEO AND WITH EVERYTHING

#PLATONIC

I don’t think I can think of anything to say anymore

Just silent tears