So I’m casually meandering my way through the Hannibal Auction pages, my soul low-key shriveling up as my eyes soak up the current prices, and I see that shirt Hannibal wore while playing the piano in his apartment in Florence.
You know, the ‘ugly’ one:
(See? Even Hannibal regrets his fashion choice!)
And I thought to myself, “Gee, I wonder what the actual pattern of that God-awful thing is? I mean, it’s so dark, I can’t tell what I’m looking at…let’s take a look!”
So I open the little linky thingy and:
Lake? Mountains? BOATS?!?
Hannibal Lecter, a serial-killing cannibal ‘who don’t need no man’, is dressing up for his ex-not-boyfriend-but-still-soulmate, Will Graham.