one of the more embarrassing movies on this list

A Batch of Three

Author Note: Welcome to the insanity that is my CS Group Prompt for “David’s Reaction.” I’m sorry in advance for terrible (or maybe you’ll like it, ye saucy mink) mental images. Please enjoy, and check out the other works in the prompt here:

Summary: While enjoying a night in, Killian learns what a stripper is, and Emma shares one of her secret kinks. 

Rating: T

Words: 3K or under


There were only a few things Emma knew she would remember for the rest of her life: 

Henry’s birth.

Climbing her first beanstalk with a one-handed pirate.

Discovering she had magic.

Weighing her heart on a Greek scale in the Underworld.

She now had one more thing to add to that small list:

Her father’s face as he walked in on what had to be the most embarrassing moment of her entire life. 

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