one of the biggest trolls in the universe

IM GOING TO BE YELLING FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

FOR

THE

REST

OF

MY

LIFE

HE’S LOOKING AT HER. HE’S LOOKING AT HER AND HE’S IGNORING THE AUDIENCE AND HE’S SMIRKING AND THIS IS MORE THAN HE EVER DID FOR HIS ‘’’’’’’’WIFE’’’’’’’’ EVEN IN THEIR COLOURSPREAD IM LAUGHING??!?!?! ORIHIME WAS LOOKING AT HIM BUT HE WAS STRAIGHT UP IGNORING HER IN THE COLOURSPREAD BUT HE’S LOOKING AT RUKIA AND HE’S SMIRKING?! THEY’RE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER. I CAN’T TAKE THIS IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND?

GUYS DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HUGE THIS IS. ANY IDEA OF HOW MUCH OF A ‘FUCK YOU’ THIS IS. IN FIFTEEN YEARS NOBODY, NOBODY GOT TO SHARE A COVER, BUT THEY DID. NOT EVEN IN LIKE A ‘BATTLE BROS’ POSE, THEY’RE SHARING A COVER AND THEY’RE MAKING FUCKING EYES AT EACH OTHER AND SMIRKING LIKE!!!!!!!! HOW EXTRA DO U HAVE TO GET!!!!!!, BLEACH STARTED WITH ICHIRUKI? IT’S GODDAMN ENDING WITH ICHIRUKI!!! FUCKIN HELL. EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME, IT’S THE TITE KUBO SHOW, HE’S THE BIGGEST TROLL IN THE GODDAMN UNIVERSE. EVERYONE ELSE STOP TRYING KUBO’S GONNA BEAT YALL’S ASSES

Also interesting to note: he’s in a shihakushou, but she’s in a dress. That’s. an interesting reversal huh. but SDJDFSJKLHAELHUIEUAIHLAJFLSDJ IDGAF I DON’T BELIEVE THIS!!!!! UNBELIEVABLE UN FUCKING BELIEVABLE OH MY GOD!!!!! HE DIDN’T NEED TO DO THIS. HE COULD HAVE TAKEN THE SAFE FUCKING ROUTE WITH JUST ICHIGO ON THE COVER I WANT YALL TO UNDERSTAND HE DIDN’T NEED TO DO THIS!!!! HE DIDN’T!!!!! BUT HE DID ANYWAY!!!! BECAUSE FUCK US ALL I GUESS?!?!?

……………. im in awe one day i want to give as many negative fucks as this man clearly gives because oh my god, this is fucking unprecedented, I can’t believe tite kubo invented dadaism and ichiruki is canon