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Alfred Hitchcock Presents Lamb to the Slaughter. (1958) - YouTube

One of the best short films ever made. And it got to the point of Roald Dahl’s story.

“I’ve killed him. What do I do now?”  She is anxious and scared through this entire thing. 

The cops vaguely suspect something. Then she literally makes them eat the evidence. 

The way she giggles to herself at the end. She’s won. She knows she has.

As a child, this story terrified me.

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This is was my first video that I ever saw of your’s and it’s continued to be one of my favorites. After this I found myself in the presence of one of the best communities on YouTube.

You’ve helped me through so much, there’s nothing I could ever do to properly thank you.

Have the happiest 28th birthday you can, @markiplier You’re only 28 once so make the most of it!!

Happy Asks :^)
  • 1. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
  • 2. Who is your favorite person in the world?
  • 3. Whats your favorite part of your body?
  • 4. When you are feeling down, what always cheers you up no matter what?
  • 5. Describe one of the best days of your life.
  • 6. What youtube video or vine always makes you laugh without fail? Link it!
  • 7. What was some of the best advice you've ever been given?
  • 8. What is the superior breakfast food of choice and why?
  • 9. What's one of your fondest childhood memories?
  • 10. Describe your dream home.
  • 11. Everybody is good at something. What are you good at?
  • 12. Do you have any little party tricks that most people don't know about?
  • 13. What was an instance that completely turned your bad day/week around for the better?
  • 14. Name the first ten things that make you happy right now. Don't even think too hard about it just write whatever comes to mind first.
  • 15. What's the best pun you've ever heard?
  • 16. What song always makes you happy no matter what?
  • 17. What is an inside joke that no one else would understand?
  • 18. Tell us about a moment where you felt absolutely free and alive.
  • 19. What's your favorite fruit?
  • 20. What is one of your favorite art pieces of all time?
  • 21. What is your favorite family tradition? Or a tradition with any group of people you are involved with if you don't have any family traditions.
  • 22. Have you ever purchased something expensive that you didn't really need, but it's made you so happy that it was worth it? What is it?
  • 23. What's your favorite place on your body to be massaged?
  • 24. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
  • 25. Who is a person that has changed your life for the better?
  • 26. Has anyone ever given you a compliment that was so meaningful to you and you will never forget? What was it?
  • 27. What are you proud of in your life?
  • 28. Post a selfie of yourself that you think is hot fire and needs to be appreciated (because you are so damn good looking)
  • 29. What's your favorite video game ever?
  • 30. What are you a fuckin nerd about that you could talk about for forever? Feel free to do a lil rant here about how much you love said thing and why it's awesome
  • 31. You are in a powerful position, in charge and giving orders to people who all respect you for how good you are at your job. What would this job be?
  • 32. You fall off a boat and wash up ashore on an island. Seems shitty but then you realize this place is a paradise with servants at your beck and call, a mansion, and every entertainment you can wish for. Also there are no bugs. You get to choose 3 other people to invite and have the time of your lives. Who are they? (These can be any currently living person in the world)
  • 33. You get 1 million dollars. You are not allowed to save it or invest it, but instead are only allowed to use it to treat yourself. How do you spend it?
  • 34. What are you looking forward to currently??
  • 35. Describe your dream wedding (or if you aren't into that describe a dream vacation. Or do both who cares!)
  • 36. What's your favorite kind of animal to chill with?
  • 37. What have you done that felt very fulfilling at the end?
  • 38. what's your favorite movie that leaves you with a great feeling at the end?
  • 39. What was the most relaxed you've ever felt?
  • 40. And finally, describe any one thing that makes you super happy. It can be a memory, an upcoming event, a person, a piece of art, a piece of clothing....whatever. as long as it makes you happy, then tell us about it!

there are two sides to every coin

on one side, we have my favorite youtuber Pat Boivin of the Super Best Friends. Recently, he was hospitalized due to intense intestinal pain caused by a fiber deficiency in his diet

this is not funny

on the other side of the coin, my favorite youtuber Pat Boivin of the Super Best Friends was so full of shit that he nearly died

and that’s fucking hilarious

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Okay so I’ve been drawing Reaper non-stop (like it’s becoming a problem guys lol) But the thing is this Reaper is based off of a youtuber who voices reaper while playing him in the game and this is all just for shits and giggles XD

So if you see a drawing/comic with Reaper and he Has A Tiara than that means it’s the one based on the youtuber~ XD 

(The youtuber is Sethimus)

Teased (Simon Request)

“And we are back. Another game of Cards Against Humanity” Vikk intros the video which you hear through the headphones in the Skype call you were on.
“Right what’s the only thing Simon dreams about?” You begin, smiling quickly to your camera.
You lived with Josh, Vikk, JJ and Simon in their house which people always loved since you had become one of their best friends and eventually a YouTuber.
“Oh god why isn’t their a card that just says (y/n)?” Josh groans and you can only imagine the pink dust that would scatter Simon’s cheeks.
Your room was only next to his. And the pair of you seemed to share this strange feeling towards each other that neither of you would admit was there but was evident to all of the boys. And it seemed to affect Simon more. He became flushed whenever they mentioned it, had to break eye contact with you whenever they made a joke about it. He couldn’t resist and it made you think he was even more adorable every single time…
The cards are shown and you can tell the majority of them are about you.
“(Y/n) filming a video. Enough said” You read out with a sigh, “(y/n) being in Simon’s mind so much he doesn’t need porn”
Ethan cackles and you could tell it was evidently his card.
The rest of the three cards are two about you and the final a generic funny card not about you. Simons.
“His face is probably as red as his hair” Josh chuckles.
“Fuck off Josh” You laugh, shifting to lift one leg onto your chair.
Its then that you realise that you are still wearing Simon’s grey jumper. He loved it but you had stolen it earlier when the house was too cold.
You grab your phone quickly after playing your card for the round and type a message to him. If you said it aloud the boys would make some joke about how cute you were. And texting meant that adorable little smirk tickled his lips.
‘Hey Nim! So about your jumper…’
“Come on Simon play a fucking card!” JJ yells down his mic.
Simon obviously quickly clicks onto one as you can see he’s read your message instantly.
‘I spent a fucking hour looking for that😂 Just don’t leave your shitty smell on it alright?’
‘Don’t worry it still smells of Lynx😏’
You look up to see the boys are waiting for your response again
“Guys what the fuck is taking you so long?” Ethan questions before you quickly play the card you planned.
“Jesus Christ calm down!” Simon scoffs, playing his card too, “Just waiting for the right moment”
“What’s that supposed to mean?” Vikk asks inquisitively
“Yeah Simon, you finally gonna give in and ask her out?” Ethan chuckles.
“Fuck off guys, I’m talking about the cards” He rolls his eyes before reading out the cars on his screen, “What is Simon’s favourite thing about (y/n)?”
You go to click on a rude card before you realise he is typing.
'Certainly not when she steals my clothes’
You chuckle to yourself and watch as Simon evidently turns back to his screen since he is now involved in the conversation with the boys.
“I didn’t have a card that says everything”
You roll your eyes and reply, to his message, 'I don’t see you complaining too much…’
“Honestly guys do you need some time alone or some shit?” Josh exclaims, they were waiting for you two to play the card again.
“Hang on a second I’ll be back in a bit” JJ comments and you expect that he needs to pee or something.
Until you hear footsteps up the spiral staircase and eventually near your door. You turn around and he has walked up behind you.
“What the fuck are you-” You start until he closes your game on your screen and lifts you from your chair, throwing you over his shoulder.
Before you can say anything else, he carries you the short distance to Simon’s room and drops you down on the extra gaming chair beside him.
“Now your next to each other you can stop all this weird bullshit” He glares between the pair of you before walking out.
You glance to Simon and chuckle, hearing the same reaction from him.
“Alright guys looks like we’re a team now” Simon mentions into the microphone.
“What the fuck did you do Jide?” Vikk asks.
“I just dropped off his babygirl. My man needs a bit of help sometimes” JJ comments.
“Calm down JJ I don’t think he’s your man anymore. (Y/n)’s taken that from you” Ethan giggles.
“Alright shall we begin again?” Josh claps.
“Can I just point one thing out about you two?” JJ questions quickly.
You and Simon both roll your eyes and sigh, “Fine”
JJ clearly moves a lot closer to his mic before saying, “She’s wearing his clothes guys”
And you didn’t even need to be there to see the excitement on all of their faces. And certainly their eruption of excitement on the call…