one of the best movie kisses tbh

Characters in American Gods
  • Laura Moon: I would kill for my husband
  • Mr. Wednesday: it's called a hustle sweetheart
  • Me. World and Co.: here come the men in black
  • Czernobog: "Fuck you and fuck your mother and fuck the fucking horse you fucking rode in on. You will not even die in battle. No warrior will taste your blood. No one alive will take your life. You will die a soft poor death. You will die with a kiss on your lips and a lie in your heart." - best curse in all of fiction tbh
  • Me. Nancy: best character 10/10 anxiously waiting for the movie adaption about his kids
  • The Zoryas: Slavic aunties with magic powers
  • Media: My speech is italicizes for emphasis. EMPHASIS!
  • Sam Black Crow: SPEECH MAKING INTENSIFIES
  • Bliquis: ooooh here she comes, she's a man eater, oooh here she comes, watch out boy she'll chew you up
  • Buffalo God: BELIEVE IT
  • The cab driving ifrit: doesn't matter had sex
  • Tech Boy: we get it you vape
  • Jacquel and Ibis: I believe in my cool funeral dads
  • Whisky Jack: fuck this shit I'm out
  • Mad Sweeney: ILL KICK YOUR ASS, ILL KICK HIS ASS, ILL KICK MY OWN ASS
  • Easter: sugar and spice and everything nice and about to save the world
  • Loki: surprise bitch I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me
  • Shadow Moon: I specifically asked for the opposite of this
  • Hinzelmann: hello naughty children it's murder time

twinkle-star-emoji  asked:

hey I really liked your post about "like Hamilton? Check out these other musicals" but I was wondering where someone would be able to watch them? I have watched some musicals as movies before, but some haven't been made into movies and usually YouTube doesn't have the complete things ur to copyright...where would one usually go?

YES OK I GOT YOU! I actually answered a someone about this same thing- maybe i should put a page on my blog (?) who knows- here goes. This was the anon, and in my answer i included bootlegs (illegally filmed video) to Rent, Spring Awakening, and proshot Sondheim musicals.   I also talk about ways to watch proshots and find other bootlegs. 

OK AS FOR THE REST IMA GET DOWN TO BUSINESS: 
In the Heights 
Next to Normal (also I forgot to put on the powerpoint- trigger warning for mental illness and mentions of suicide) 
(for 1776 I’d watch the movie, it’s actually wonderful, it and West Side Story are prob the best-made movie adaptations out there.)
Kiss of the Spider Woman (part 1 part 2) this is a college production, and the best i could find. 
Assassins
Ragtime (This is the original broadway cast from 1998. so really not good quality, but there is other versions from colleges and such on youtube just type it in.) 

Chess 
Les Miserables has so many options, tbh, and i can’t recommend one in particular. there’s the 25th anniversary concert, the 10th anniversary concert (tho there isnt any staging, the actors are in front of microphones) the movie, and there are bootlegs, i just can’t find a good one rn.
Bare (part one from nyc, part 2 from nyc) (part 1 from la, part 2 from la
Fun Home (password is funhome) 
South Pacific- now there WAS a proshot broadway version (thnx Lincoln Center) but it’s been taken down from youtube. You can buy it though! 

Master post of other bootlegs: http://patina-millers-biceps.tumblr.com/post/148193486303/grey-violet-stage-musicals-the-ones-filmed-on

Also, look for theaters around you! check out what they’re doing, a lot of regional theatre isn’t that expensive, there’s a wonderful playhouse near me that does AMAZING work and it’s only $15 for a front row seat! PLUS there are national tours (a bit more expensive but it’s basically the same as the broadway productions. Fun Home, Rent, and Spring Awakening have tours that are opening soon, unless you’re not in North America, i’m sorry i didn’t check to see where you’re from)  And don’t be intimidated by the fact that there are SO MANY shows. Take it a step at a time. To find even more shows outside my list, i suggest this- find a show or a performer you really liked. From there, internet stalk. If you loved the music, look at what else the composer has done. If you like the book, look up what else the book writer has written, if you like an actor or actress, look up what other shows they have done. (for example, i got into theatre by accidentally finding the Wicked cast album on youtube. watched a bootleg with Idina Menzel and looked up her other stuff. Found Rent, watched it, found Adam Pascal, googled him, found Aida) Also, if you see a show playing near you and you have no idea what it’s about, google it! If you like how it sounds, check it out! the best thing about theatre is that it’s so diverse with every topic and music type under the sun! 

Anyways, I hope this helped you! Have fun, and let me know if you have any other questions, or you just want to tell me you watched one of the shows and loved it etc,etc.       

anonymous asked:

Reaction to being in a long distance relationship and meeting their s/o after a long time? :3 please and thank you

Jimin: Very excited!!! I feel like Jimin would probably take long distance the hardest, so he will be extra clingy. Hugs you for exactly 93 years. Tells you repeatedly how much he loves and missed you. Cries probably. Has the entire week planned with things for the two of you to do together, but you two probably miss half of it bc you’re too busy wrapped up in each other at home.

Taehyung: Yells immediately when he spots you and rushes to you like an overexcited puppy. Tae’s already an affectionate person, so just imagine that x10. TEN THOUSAND KISSES. Seriously, each and every part of your face will receive kisses and you will be pulled into a bone crushing hug for much longer than socially acceptable in a public place. He’ll probably be so excited that he rambles a mile a minute, topics ranging from how much he misses you to what he had for breakfast that morning. It’ll take you at least an hour to leave the airport because he won’t let you go.

Suga: Tries to be lowkey about it but is highkey excited. He won’t be able to decide whether to run or walk over when he spots you and will end up doing some awkward half jog. Doesn’t say anything at first just pulls you into a hug and buries his face into your shoulder. Queue long ass hug #2. When he pulls away he’ll probably tease you about something to maintain his image™. Once you two get home it’s cuddles galore, (Yoongi is absolutely a cuddler don’t fight me on this.) he’ll probably call off work the day after so you two can nap together all day.

Jungkook: Lifts you up and spins you around bc you know this kid always has to be extra. I hope you don’t mind making out in public, bc you two will definitely be making out (Possible sneaky butt grab? Actually let’s be real here, there will definitely be a sneaky butt grab.) He won’t cry but he’ll probably get a lil emotional.

Hobi: Yelling, cooing, crying, laughing, expect the whole package. Hobi is a ball of sunshine bursting with emotions and you’re going to experience all of them full force. You two will probably get yelled at by security for being so loud tbh. Refuses to let go of your hand the entire way home.

Namjoon: It’ll be like one of those cliche movie scenes where you two run to each other with open arms but bc he is Kim “God of Destruction” Namjoon chances are you’ll end up with a bruise or two. But it’s ok bc Joonie will pull you in for a tight hug afterwards and I’m like 95% he gives the best hugs in the universe (idk why he just looks like he would give rlly good hugs). He’ll kiss you and probably spout some romantic, philosophical shit that you don’t really understand, but appreciate anyways.

Seokjin: Kisses!!!! Lots and lots of kisses. He will be very excited and happy and probably cry a little too. Probably asks you a million questions on how you are and if you’re eating right despite talking to you on the phone almost everyday. Makes your fave meal at home and tells you a million times how much he missed you.

anonymous asked:

do you know any lesbian movies?

i know some.. not that enough but some, my favorites are:

  1. saving face (2004) - besides the lesbian a-plot it also focuses on social conventions (not only in regard of homosexuality) as well!, written, directed, starring chinese/chinese americans. english and mandarin and english subtitles. this movie, just, i love it so much and im incredibly sad it’s not more popular tbh. it’s cute, goes a bit deeper than ‘only’ the lesbian plot, it’s interesting, too. god i love
  2. Gia (1998) - about the model gia who is considered the first top model! also she was one of the first talked-about women who died of HIV. TW for drug use and nudity, mostly. also low-key emotional child abuse. beautiful but depressingly sad movies/biography. angelina jolie plays gia and elizabeth mitchell plays her girlfriend,,,, they kiss a lot… up to this date both actress still answer questions like “who was your best on screen kiss?” with each another.)
  3. imagine me& you (2005) - what a classic. this trashy rom com that fulfills so many trashy rom com cliches but with lesbians gives me so much life. so does 2005′s fashion. set in england and piper (plays rachel)’s british accent is literally the cutest thing. also lena headey. has no cultural meta or references, it’s just a very very (white) cheesy romcom
  4. bloomington (2010) - im speechless idk what exactly is so great about it but it’s just so great
  5. fingersmith (2005) - … ok listen who’s not trash for a complex story with like so many plot-twists that actually make sense set in victorian england??? like??? do i really have to try to sell this one to you??? also like technically it’s a miniseries by BBC devided in two parts per 1hr30 each but like it’s so worth it. lot of tears. the book is better though. duh.
  6. i can’t think straight (2008) - another classic. lead character is an indian muslima and the movie also thematizises on the religious differences between leyla and tala, a palestine christian/atheist. it’s really great and such a civil conversation of it. it’s also like a hella gay movie like it’s really really super gay. leyla has “fingersmith by sarah walker” in her room like that is how gay this is.
    BUT something i feel like i should warn y’all about is that the movie’s directing and production …. i’d describe it as “bollywood inspired by hollywood” meaning that it tries to ‘imitate’ western/american film techniques, so it’s a bit irritating if you’re used to just american movies.
  7. but i’m a cheerleader (1999) - fucking goddamn classic. hilarious movie that perfectly ridicules “straight camps” and like how often you got your family and friends tell you “honey, you’re gay” “gay? but i’m a cheerleader?” nice. so funny. so light. beautiful sex scene tbh. natasha lyonne is lead, yknow, nicki on oitnb
  8. D.E.B.S. (2006) - lesbian spy meets lesbian villain and together they lesbian together. such trash. such beautifully funny, bad trash. pure trash. i love it.

uhhhh i cannot think of more faves rn although p sure there are some

some other movies i can think of from the top of my head: 
i feel like i have to add blue is the warmest color (2013) to the list although i hate it? i hate it’s length, plot, biphobic subtext, the typical “lesbian thirsting the dick” trope, etc. but idk it has a great aesthetic. 
lost and delirious (2001), the four faced liar (2010), my summer of love (2004) (this one has emily blunt so like), tipping the velvet (2002), gray matters (2007), room in rome (2010), kyss mig (2011), a world unseen (2007),… 

feel free to add more! also if anyone could recommend me/ could add more movies with a lesbian storyline starring women of color that would be amazing 

thank you for asking! if anyone wants to talk about any movie i’m hereeeee 

tbh one of the best moments of skam s3 for me is, when isak lashed out at his friends after seeing even kissing sonja and ran away, the next morning he comes to school and runs into jonas, and isak is like…. so is mahdi still mad at me? and jonas says NO ONE IS MAD AT YOU, WE’RE JUST WORRIED, WHAT’S GOING ON, and it delights me like nothing else, those characters are 17 y.o. and every teenage culture thing like movies or shitty books or tv shows or whatever would make so much fucking drama over this, but jonas just!! handled it perfectly and made sure isak knew he could talk to him and was upset not because isak’s been behaving like shit but because he saw that isak was going through something difficult. like he was so mature and Good about it i wanna cry

and while i’m at it, another major point for me was how isak always listens to good advice, like television still tries to tell us that 16-17 year olds in high school, especially boys, are either dramatic, stereotypical or stereotypically dramatic, certainly not multi-layered actual human beings who have complex brains, and here he is!! constantly reevaluating things!! listening and researching and changing his opinions with experience and advice!! like! imagine how rare it is too see teenage characters on tv being not at all stupid, being humane and real, that i’m this happy about jonas and isak having empathy and ability to think

anonymous asked:

steve and nat? if you ship them. if not, that's awkward.

I SHIP ROMANOGERS SO MUCH ANON. SO VERY MUCH.

  • Who would win tickle wars: Natasha. very lethal. 
  • Who would draw pictures of the other in their sketchbook: Both tbh, Steve’s would be fully drawn pictures whilst Nat’s are just doodles 
  • Who would holds hands while walking: NATASHA. Steve doesn’t think she wants to and then one day she just holds his hand in public and it’s the best thing ever. 
  • Who would gives cheek kisses: Steve (and Nat forehead) 
  • Who would start a snowball fight: Steve because he’s stupid and playful but Natasha whoops his ass
  • Who would slip the most on a date to go ice skating: Neither tbh, but Steve slips once and Nat never let’s him live it down
  • Who would bring lunch to school/work for the other: Both,and one time they accidentally bring each other lunch at the same time 
  • Who would want cuddle at the movie theater date: Nat. Like a cat curling up.
  • Who would buy cheezy cliche gifts for each other on holidays: Natasha and they would be outrageous gifts. 
  • Who would start an argument about what color curtains they should have at home: Steve
  • Who would remember their anniversary: Both. 
  • Who would blurt out how much they love the other in front of people: Steve
  • Who would offer to wash the others back in the shower: STEVE *SLY FACE EMOJI*
  • Who would post up statuses about the other on facebook: Natasha and then a month later Steve does the same because they’re both little shits
  • Who would have the others picture as their phone background: Nat ^~^
  • Who would take pictures of the other while they’re sleeping: Steve
  • Who says I love you: B.O.T.H.

Send me a ship!