one of the beat games ever

caring for your love's sign
  • aries: let them be in charge, remind them that you won't leave, give them space to release their boundless energy, never forbid them to speak their mind, promise them the world in return for their time, learn to move quick, don't be afraid to be bold and loud
  • taurus: touch them constantly, worship their lips and eyes and skin, give them perfume, carry them over a puddle, hold their umbrella for them as well as the door to the car or their home, massage them and tuck them into bed, listen to what no one else wants to hear them say
  • gemini: speak, listen, run after them if they leave, don't be afraid to shout or sing along, nudge them, tickle them, beat them playing video games over and over and over, playfight, race in the streets, laugh at their jokes, praise their ideas, never say no, always say yes, never stop moving and dancing and spinning, give them a million kisses a second
  • cancer: hold them tightly against your chest, press your lips to their ear, slow dance late into the night, kiss them deeply, make their bed, don't hold back, ever, speak from your whims and impulses, let them see the workings of your heart, let them read your mind, carry out your promises, ride the fights out with diligence, compromise, keep them close
  • leo: call them beautiful and handsome and adorable, compliment their flaws, lift them to the sky, forget yourself in their presence, bite their lower lip, paint them, write them immortal into your poetry, listen to the rhythm of their heart, show them off, tell everyone that they are yours
  • virgo: take care of yourself and your body first, don't ignore their signs and clues and hints and teases, respect their hard work, drown yourself in their stories and sweaters, make their home yours, be flexible and find leeway, forgive, forget, remember every date and every hour, cooperate, talk about your future, hold each other accountable, keep expectations high, don't fall into the slump of routine
  • libra: be polite and speak kindly, find their sweet spots, hold their hand, take them out at night all the way until the morning, dedicate songs to them, learn their hobbies, idealize and romanticize, be a spectator to their life, a witness to all their important moments, be their biggest fan and their closest confidant
  • scorpio: lock away their secrets, look them in the eyes, stare and hold and breathe, breathe into each other, mold yourself into them, spread yourself out, let them have all of you, drop away your walls, taste them and let them taste you, be honest, only honest, be your most instinctual self only for them, protect them with your strength and your love even if they forbid you to, fight for their attention, keep up
  • sagittarius: cherish your time together, make each moment exciting, be spontaneous, adventure together, support them consistently through their journey and obstacles, surprise them, build a tremendous array of inside jokes, play board games and take them to new places, never stop challenging them
  • capricorn: be their source of comfort and acceptance, show them your dedication, validate their emotions, take them seriously, watch movies together, find your routine, bake things for them, gift them self-care products and roses and chocolates, speak without restriction, love gently and carefully
  • aquarius: recognize their uniqueness, call them different, tell them they're nothing like you've ever seen or will see again, treat your love as if it's a once in a lifetime moment, minute, second, a beat, be their hope, give them attention, be patient, tread carefully around their heart, move slowly, then quickly, then all at once, be their best friend, their newfound family, but don't tie them down
  • pisces: change their world, flip it upside down, open their eyes to new ideas and worlds and feelings, make them laugh like no one ever has, tell them stories, be their muse, support their endeavors, remind them to keep going, wait for them patiently while they come back to reality, make everything feel wild and pure and unreal
  • *note: also check moon and venus*

You are a boss in a fighting game. Of the hundreds of thousands of players attempting to defeat you, only one has ever beat you. You’re called to a hearing by the Video Game council to determine if you threw the match. Your defense? You were nerfed in the last patch.

Starters | Heroes & Villains

|HERO|

“You’re not getting away this time!”

“Your tools are impressive, but they can’t beat natural born power.”

“Don’t you ever grow weary of the same routine?”

“You’re a monster.”

“I must say, of all the people I put behind bars, you’ve got to be the worst.”

“I don’t want to play your sick mind games, I’m not one of your victims!”

“You can’t control me like you can your little puppets, can you?”

“Ugh, I feel bad for whoever has to sort all this mess out.”

“I’m just…tired. I’m tired of everyone’s lives lying on my shoulders.”

“Why can’t these people just learn to take care of themselves?”

“I enjoy my work, I’m a savior! I wouldn’t trade that for anything!”

|VILLAIN|

“What’s the matter, are you afraid of me? Good.”

“I have to say, you are giving me quite a bit of trouble.”

“You’re about to piss me off, brat.”

“Come on, you can get out of that, can’t you? At least try.”

“Go on, at least put on a show if you’re going to challenge me.”

“The last guy didn’t end up so well, if you’ve heard. I admire your bravery.”

“As much as I appreciate tenacity, I don’t appreciate annoying flies interrupting my plans.”

“Now that I’ve got you, what should I do first?”

“Relax, kiddo. Not everyone’s out here for mass murder or world domination. Maybe I just wanted to take this car for a joy ride.”

“Why do you always have to ruin my fun?”

“Why did I turn bad? Why do heroes ask such inane questions?”

“You don’t need to understand me, I don’t WANT you to understand me!”

“Not everyone can be pulled into the light, hero.”

Surprise - you get a bonus Hiveswap developer interview today!

Hello there Hiveswap and Homestuck fans, Ash here! Now, I know what you’re thinking: “What madness is this? Ash said there’d only be *one* Hiveswap development team interview per week going forward! And he said they would be on WEDNESDAYS! This isn’t a Wednesday!”

Right you are, and that’s exactly why surprises are so much fun! Now, last week I mentioned that the next interviewee would be our superstar UI designer and all-around graphics guy Tauhid. Our interview with him will still be going live this week on Thursday, so definitely look forward to that, but today we’ve got another talented team member in the hot seat: Tom Hunt, our lead programmer and the prime coding whiz in charge of things on the technical side of things! Take it away, Tom!

Introduce yourself to the fans! What is your specific role on the Hiveswap team?

Hi, I’m Tom. I make stuff in Unity, which is a cross-platform 3D game engine and editor that can make all kinds of things - including the very 2D game you’re here to read about! My company neocade and I are working freelance on Hiveswap, with me as the lead programmer. Mostly, I direct and coordinate the team of programmers and quality assurance (QA) testers that are putting this game together. Sometimes I also write code.

When and how did you get your start on the Hiveswap project?

Sometime late last year, I was looking for a gig. At the time, What Pumpkin Games was looking for an additional Unity programmer. A mutual business contact introduced us via email, and we went from there.

Tell us a little bit about your career background! How did you get your start in programming? Do you have any advice for others looking to enter this field?

I’ve been programming computers since I was a little kid. I got my first actual programming job about a month after graduating high school, and did that for a bit during breaks while I was in college. It wasn’t very exciting, had nothing to do with video games, and didn’t pay a whole lot, but it sure beat taping up boxes of hot dogs in a factory all day.

The only advice I can really give to someone looking to enter the video games field is to just start making video games. Game development tools are more readily available now than they’ve ever been.

Also make lots of friends, especially with people who can draw or write or anything. If you live near a city, there is probably at least one game dev meetup somewhere - go to those and meet people. Get over whatever shyness you have, because almost every game that ever gets made is the result of a lot of teamwork.

We’re making a video game, so of course the question must be asked: what’s your favorite game of all time?

I played the heck out of Super Metroid back in the day. There’s something about that game. I would do speedruns of it - so now, every time I go back and play it, it all just feels so fluid. There’s a fairly robust set of inputs mapped out in a way that makes sense to my fingers. The entire game itself is fairly tightly bounded - a complete playthrough can take less than 90 minutes - so in a way, this beautifully detailed, explorable world is also actually kind of respectful of my time (more so than, say, a game like Skyrim, which is almost always a multi-hour/day/week commitment).

What games are you playing currently (if any)?

To be perfectly honest, I have not been playing NEARLY enough video games lately. That being said, aside from Hiveswap, I am currently into little mobile action puzzlers that I can play on the bus. Super Hexagon and Desert Golf are great. Just tried Polyforge this morning, too; that was pretty fun.

A lot of my friends are playing Breath of the Wild. I really want to just go get a Switch and play that, but I’m afraid of that eating up my time like Skyrim did.

Are there any games that you currently use or have used as inspiration for your own programming work here on Hiveswap, or just in general?

Not really - I tend to look at each technical problem on its own merits. The creative side of things is all handled by the What Pumpkin folks. I don’t really get involved with that too much. I just work to make sure their vision is implemented, however that needs to be done.

Imagine you’ve been given an unlimited budget and time frame to make your dream game. Tell us (briefly!) about that game in terms of genre, style, platforms, etc. Is it an original game or a long-desired sequel to an existing game? Go crazy!

Given an unlimited budget and time to work on a “dream game,” I’d have to go with some kind of deeply-simulated, massively multiplayer VR thing.

What’s your workstation like?

As a programmer, I like my workstations to be fast, reliable, and quiet. I always max out the RAM on a new machine if I can, because disk thrashing is just annoying as all hell. I’ve been really digging M.2 drives lately. Also, having extra monitors is always nice.

Do you like to listen to any particular kinds of music while you work? If so, tell us about it!

Mostly instrumental electronic music. Sometimes I’ll throw on some classical. Video game soundtracks are usually a pretty good bet. I can’t listen to anything with spoken words in it, though - too distracting.

Do you have a personal message you’d like to relay to all the Homestuck and Hiveswap fans out there?

Thank you all for being so patient with this project!

Thank you, Tom! Well folks, I hope you’ve enjoyed this week’s surprise bonus interview, and remember to check back on Thursday for yet another behind-the-scenes peek into Hiveswap’s development! As I teased last week, our very own Tauhid Bondia will be on hand to talk about his indispensable (my word, not his!) graphics and user interface design work on Hiveswap. See you then, everyone!

Galway Girl

1940’s Bucky x Reader Oneshot

Summary – You meet a handsome soldier in a pub one night, but is he the one?

Warnings – Mostly fluff, with an allusion to some steaminess, and then some angst because I had to!

Word Count – 1,288

Notes – This is my fic for Annie’s @hellomissmabel Shuffle Challenge.  This fic is based off of Ed Sheeran’s Galway Girl.  I know this is supposed to be a generalized Reader Insert fic, but the song is pretty specific about her being a Galway Girl.  From my research Galway Girls are known for having dark hair and blue eyes and they’re Irish.  Please forgive me for being a bit specific, but I hope you enjoy the fic anyway!  As always, I enjoy reading all of your feedback, comments and questions!

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Originally posted by stallingdemons


The trip across the Atlantic had been long, but it had given Bucky a chance to get to know a few of the guys in his unit.  The one he’d grown the closet to was Sergeant Dugan.  He and Dum Dum had hit it off immediately, so it was no wonder that once they’d landed on the shores of Great Britain and Colonel Fraser had given them leave for the night, the two of them had found the closet pub.

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anonymous asked:

How about, in the dorms, they play the worlds biggest game of the floor is lava. Like, not even Tokoyami or Bakugou can resist the game simply because of childhood memories. They place cushions on the stairs so people can go to different floors. Just the kids playing the floor is lava

IT’S NOT JUST A GAME, OKAY. IT’S A FUCKING BLOOD BATH

there are no friends. you have no allies. everyone is out to get you, everyone is out to win, and they will sabotage everyone else in order to secure victory. 

quirks are allowed. because of this, Uraraka and Tokoyami are some of the hardest to knock out of the competition. Uraraka can just make herself float, or make objects hover and jump between them. she’ll cancel out her powers and cause whatever poor soul who happened to be the floating armchair to fall onto the floor. Tokoyami, of course, has his Shadow.

Bakugou, Kaminari or Todoroki take Tokoyami out first. their quirks are the worst match up for Tokoyami, and just like in the sports festival, it all ends rather quickly. 

Kaminari is often taken out fast. partially because he doesn’t wanna hurt anyone with his quirk. partially because he’s just. naturally clumsy.

there are debates about whether Todoroki’s ice counts as lava or as an object. Todoroki insists that it should count as an object because it’s ice, but Mineta and Kaminari think it’s cheating and should be counted as him touching the floor.

Kirishima is REALLY DIFFICULT to knock out because he can make himself hard and block all attacks. he’s usually one of the last few in the game.

Sero can use his tape to bounce from object to object. the only way to knock him out is if you body slam him, or cut his tape mid-swing. he’ll also use his tape to grab onto unsuspecting people to make them stumble and fall to their dramatic deaths. he’s great at knocking people out.

Aoyama is easy to knock to the floor. it’s hard to use his laser indoors and he’s not as agile as the others. he’s usually the first to go.

Mineta is goddamn hard to pick off. his balls stick to ANYTHING and sometimes he’ll just stick to walls and stay out of the chaos. he’ll also throw his balls at people in order to knock them off their balance–they end up in really odd positions, stuck upside down to the side of the counter, or sideways on the back of the couch. either way, they can’t get off and they’re forced to forfeit. 

Momo is somewhere in the middle. she’s great at making objects to defend or help herself, but sometimes it takes too long to make them and she’s knocked out before she can dodge.

Shouji is VERY HARD to knock off balance. but he finds it easy to take people out (in non-harmful ways; even if it’s a competition, he’s not gonna accidentally hurt his classmates). HOWEVER, sometimes his size makes it hard for him to jump onto the smaller objects and he’ll fall over thanks to his own weight.

Tsuyu is queen. she’s super quick and agile and able to stick to anything, and her tongue makes it easy for her to sabotage the others. she is ruthless. (tho she apologizes after every ‘attack’)

Mina has AMAZING reflexes and is hard to hit. she’s usually taken out by her own misjudgement of where she’s landing, or someone accidentally knocking into her. 

Satou and Kouda, like Shouji, are also very big. both have a hard time finding balance when landing on smaller surfaces. Satou’s quirk doesn’t really help him here, and he IS getting better with his balance. Kouda makes up for his lack of balance by sending bugs after people who’re trying to get him out of the game.

Ojirou is goddamn hard to knock off balance with that tail of his. plus, he’s a martial artist, so he’s got a LOT of balance training. he’s usually one of the last few left. 

Jirou is able to use her sound attacks to vibrate tables and the floor in order to throw off the other student’s balance. she is, however, rather easy to knock out b/c it takes concentration to use her attacks, and she leaves herself open.

Iida uses his engines to fly from table to chair to pillow, but sometimes the momentum will make him trip. he finds the game great practice for his control, tho he does get frustrated since he lost a few times at first

Tooru. Tooru is fucking HARD to beat because she plays in her hero outfit (or less) and no one can see where she lands. the only thing they have to by by are her little reaction sounds (from jumping and landing) when figuring out where she is 

and last but not least, Izuku and Bakugou. these two. these two are the GODDAMN HARDEST OF ALL THE STUDENTS TO BEAT. 

THEY’VE BOTH GOT AMAZING REFLEXES, THEY BOTH CAN MANEUVER IN THE AIR, AND PARKOUR IS GODDAMN THEIR MIDDLE NAME. not to mention they’re both SO FUCKING FAST that no one can ever knock them out. fuckers can dodge like no-one’s business, and it frustrates the entire class.

the game almost always ends with these two trying to beat each other. Bakugou gets especially pissed because Izuku learned most of those moves from him, so it’s like he’s fighting a goddamn copy of himself. 

they usually end in a tie. they’ll slam into each other and the’ll both get knocked to the ground. they also have the exact same amount of wins and loses. 

that doesn’t stop the other students from trying to win, tho. they wanna beat Deku and Kacchan because they’re so amazing, and with each game, it gets harder and harder to knock everyone out. 

Bakugou and Izuku actually love this, because it means more training and fighting each other at their best (well, as much as they can in a game like this)

Aizawa and All Might usually watch from the corners to make sure no one gets seriously hurt. they’re so proud of their kids, tho, because this training is so good for them. it’s harmless and great for honing reflexes and attacks.

also, they just love to see their kids improve. what proud dads

UNDERTALE ASKS
  • Leave the item in my ask box and I'll answer the question associated! Have fun!:
  • Bandage: What is a scene from the game that really connected with you?
  • Monster Candy: Who's your favorite character?
  • Spider Donut: Who's your favorite ship?
  • Spider Cider: What battle made you the most aggravated?
  • Butterscotch Pie: What friendship do you find the cutest?
  • Snowman Piece: If you were Frisk/Chara, would you have held onto the Snowman piece the entire time or used it?
  • Nice Cream: What's your favorite line and who said it?
  • Bisicle: What's your favorite land, and what was your least favorite?
  • Unisicle: While playing the game, was YOUR character a boy, girl, or no gender?
  • Cinnamon Bunny: If you were Alphys, what would your robot have been named and what would have been your shtick? (EX. Mettaton, he was a show host)
  • Astronaut Food: When you got to the part of the Undertale Musical, did you sing along with Mettaton?
  • Crab Apple: Did you battle more monsters for money when you realized you could buy Spider treats and not move on until you bought both?
  • Sea Tea: If you were Toby Fox, why did you put Onion San in the game?
  • Abandoned Quiche: Do you have any Undertale OC's? What are their names? Tell us about them.
  • Temmie Flakes: Did you ever even find Temmie village????? What did you think of it?
  • Dog Salad: How long did you pet the lesser dog? When you found the snowdogs did you have regrets?
  • Instant Noodles: How long did it take you to beat the music note puzzle?
  • Hot Dog...?: How many Hot Dogs did Sans put on your head before you moved on?
  • Hot Cat: Ketchup, or no ketchup?
  • Junk Food: Have you played more than one run of the games? What routes have you taken?
  • Hush Puppy: Have you seen any playthroughs? Who did you watch play?
  • Starfait: What would you have whispered to an Echo flower?
  • Glamburger: If you were Frisk/Chara, would you have had the courage to pose for the show? Think of the ratings!!!
  • Legendary Hero: When you started the game, did you know you didn't have to kill anyone?
  • Steak in the Shape of Mettaton's Face: How many hours have you put into gameplay so far?
  • Potato Chisps: Who's your favorite Undertale fan-artist?
  • Rock Candy: Did you look up how to beat any of the puzzles?
  • Last Dream: What's your favorite Undertale AU?
Uptight

Pairing: Stiles Stilinski x Reader

A/N: I was listening to Gorgeous by X Ambassadors, which is a song that always puts me in a fluffy mood, and I felt inspired. 

Prompt: While you worry about school, volleyball, graduation, mythical creatures, and your entire existence, Stiles only has one thing on his mind since coming back, and that is you. 

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“I mean honestly, like Lydia? Love her to death, I’d do anything for her. But if she beats me for valedictorian, I will cut her”. 

“Oh, you’re going to cut her”?

“Yes. I will seriously cut her”. 

“With what? Are you going to make a shank out of your mechanical pencil? Y/N this isn’t an episode of Orange is the New Black. You can’t just ‘cut’ people”. 

“Well fine then, I won’t cut her…. But baby, could I please borrow your baseball bat for a few days…. Just until results for valedictorian come out…”

“Y/N…. shut up”.

You could hear the joking tone in his voice, but still, Sties felt a nice elbow ram into his stomach which caused him to loosen his grip around your waist and keel over.

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Chicken Pt 1.

Finally! My story for MLM March ^_^ 

Part 1 is Adrino part 2 (coming soon) is Ninoir 

This definite has set up for OT4 potential because I can’t help myself, but the story itself WILL BE just Adrino/Ninoir  with background Alyanette and unrequited Adrienette. Where it goes after that who know ^_^

anyways hope you enjoy part 1


It was all Alya’s fault.

To be fair Adrien probably should have been paying better attention to the conversation around him, but still…

One minute he was happily enjoying his iced chai latte, distractedly scrolling through the Ladyblog and only catching every third word of his friends conversation and the next he was drenched in said Chai Latte stuttering and blushing like… well like Marinette. He still wasn’t sure what that was about.

The two had been arguing about flirting. Nino and Alya that is. Something about chickens… he really should have been paying more attention.

The important thing was he had not been prepared for his best friend to lean over and whisper “you know you are incredibly attractive right?”

Then came the blushing and the spilling of drinks.

Alya had doubled over laughing while Nino had helped attempt to clean up the mess. But even his traitorous best friend hadn’t bothered to hide the extremely satisfied gleam in his eyes.

The afternoon just got worse from there.

It started small. An innocent ruffling of his hair, sitting just a little too close in class. Little compliments messaged between their tablets when the teacher wasn’t looking. At first Adrien was flattered. It was always nice when his friends were affectionate. Given the lack of physical and vocal attention he got at home, Adrien was always desperate for more of the casual affection he saw his friends display so easily. Sadly he was still not secure enough to general initiate or ask for it himself.

Once class ended though it picked up to a whole new degree.

They had made plans before hand to go to the arcade together after school was out given Adrien’s surprisingly free schedule.

The had barely made it more than 10 steps from the school when he felt Nino casually lacing his finger through his own.

Adrien felt the blush returning with force while Nino continued his casual conversation with Alya, who shot them a glare before all but climbing on top of Marinette, who simply laughed and rolled her eyes before reaching back to toy with Alya’s hair.

It wasn’t that he disliked anything Nino was doing. In point of fact he rather enjoyed the increased affection more than he wanted to admit. He just wished he had any clue what was happening.

By the time they reached the arcade hand holding had morphed to Nino’s arm wrapped around his waist. At one point he was pretty sure Nino had sniffed his hair before commenting that ‘all those showers are paying off because you smell really good.’

Adrien was fairly certain that his make up artist was going to kill him because his face seemed to have morphed into a permanent shade of red. Of course there was also the chance that Alya would kill him first. She had been shooting daggers at them while Marinette giggled and occasionally whispered things into her ear.

“Ok,” Adrien asked when Alya and Nino disappeared off to get tokens, “what is going on today?”

Marinette raised an eyebrow. “What do you mean?”

“What is with the two of them?” he gestured in the direction their friends had gone, “I mean you and Alya have been hanging all over each other- which is fine, I mean it’s not like it’s the first time but you are being kind of… extra, today. And Nino is… just what’s going on?”

Marinette’s expression morphed into a look of amused pity, not unlike the look Ladybug tended to shoot him after he had crashed headfirst into the pavement. It wasn’t very reassuring.

“Oh… weren’t you paying attention at lunch?”

“Yes… no… it wasn’t that interesting listening them to bicker about movie troupes so I kind of tuned them out.”

Marinette bite her lower lip in a clear attempt to bit back another giggle and Adrien felt his heart sink.

“So you’ve really have no clue what’s going on?” she asked.

Adrien said nothing, wondering if maybe his father had been right about sticking with home schooling.

“They’re playing chicken.”

“What?”

“You have no idea what I am talking about do you,” Marinette sighed. “It’s a game… sort of. More like a contest. You try to see how far you can flirt with someone until you get scared and have to stop.”
“Oh,” Adrien said softly, not sure what to make of the swell of disappointment he felt at her words. “So all of this was just a game?” He tried to keep his voice light, but he saw Marinette’s eyes widen in understanding.

“Well, yes and no,” she said hurriedly,  “I mean part of the challenge is that it should be someone you actually like. Otherwise it’s too easy you know?”

Adrien gave her a somewhat pained smile, still not sure how he felt about this whole revelation.

“Honestly we thought you knew,” Marinette continued looking honestly concerned, “we just thought you were really bad at it.”

“Hey!” Adrien protested, although he felt his smile widen in genuine amusement at her guilty confession.

“Sorry,” she said, ducking her head in shame.

“Eh, it’s not your fault,” Adrien said “I should have realised something wasn’t right when Nino started flirting with me.”

Marinette stared at him. “Just how oblivious are you?” she blurted then immediately slammed a hand over her mouth.

“What?”

“Nothing!”

“Seriously, what am I missing now?” Adrien sighed and trying to give Marinette his best puppydog expression.
“Well I already told you- the game isn’t fun unless you are flirting with someone you are actually at least a little bit interested in,” she said, tucking a stray lock of hair behind her ear.

“Oh…” Adrien said stupidly. “Wait, so Alya… and you… did you know?”

Marinette gave him a bemused smile. “She isn’t exactly subtle, and this isn’t our first game of chicken.”

“Oh… so are you guys, like an official couple then?”

Marinette flushed. “It’s complicated.”

“Something holding you back?” Adrien asked curiously.

“Well that answers my question about how oblivious you are,” Marinette muttered, no longer meeting his gaze her cheeks still stained a charming shade of pink.

Before Adrien had a chance to ask her to elaborate on what THAT was about Nino and Alya came back with two cups full of coins.

“So what are you two kids talking about,” Alya said leaning over and giving Marinette an eskimo kiss which she happily returned.

“Marinette was explaining the finer points of chicken,” Adrien said.

“Oh, you told him? There goes half my fun,” Nino complained.

“Wait he didn’t know?” Alya said her eyes lighting up, “Well no wonder you were beating me so badly! You were basically playing on easy mode.”

“Hey,” Adrien sputtered indignantly feeling more than a little put out by this whole thing already, “maybe I will beat all of you at this game.”

All three of his friends gave him a wide eyed look before bursting out into laughter.

“Adrien you don’t flirt,” Alya said between chortles.

“Yeah dude,” Nino said slinging an arm over his shoulder, “don’t get me wrong you are adorable and I love you, but you are about as smooth as a cactus.”

Adrien glowered. “I can be smooth.”

“Don’t worry about it,” Marinette said soothingly, “besides as much as Alya hates to admit it, no one ever beats Nino at this game.”

“I will some day,” Alya said smirking at the boy in question.

“Is that a challenge?” Adrien asked looking at his gloating best friend.

“Its not a challenge bro. It’s just a fact,” he smiled, leaning in a little too close. Adrien forced himself to hold his ground.

“What if I like a challenge?” 

“Trust me,” Nino continued with a smile, “there is nothing you could do that would phase me when I am involved in a game of chicken.

Adrien smiled as he got a terribly brilliant idea.

“We’ll see.”

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I beat The Witcher 3 in one week. It is easily the best game I’ve ever played, believe it or not… Like, woah. Anyway, decided to draw some future!au Geralt concept (lmao, Mass Effect, basically). I took too long doing this, so just flats before my brain melts. : )

Okay so I got into this conversation with the discord group about how Michael and Jared could just be friends. We’re going to call this AU the Arcade!AU

Jared and Michael meet in an old Arcade. Jared works there and Michael is super focused on a game hes playing (Probably space invaders lbh) Jared watches him for awhile before he finally gets a game over.
“You’re pretty good, never seen anyone get that high.” Jared comments.
Michael laughs, “Is that a challenge? I doubt you can get past my score. No one ever can.”
“Challenge accepted.” Jared gets to work on the game, and Michael is in awe. Honestly he was hoping Jared would beat his score with how well hes doing. Jared is one point behind aaaand he lost.
Michael laughs again with excitement, “Man you were so close!”
“Yeah well better luck next time to me.” Jared snorts. 

They play a few more games together before closing time, and as their walking down the street Michael hums, “Man you would really get along with Jeremy.”
“Jeremy? Whose that?”
“Hes my- was my friend. Hes kinda been to busy for me recently.” Michael shrugs, “Actually completely blocked me out from his uh…sight.”
“Oh…” Jared makes an awkward sound, “I uh…I’ve had a friend do that to me. His names Evan. We have kinda talked here and there but its not often. Was a total asshole to me because of this entire lie he made.”
They talk a little more before going their separate ways. They meet up every other day. Not that hard considering Jared works at the arcade.

After maybe half a month Jeremy comes to the Arcade looking for Michael.
Michael is there playing a game and Jared is next to him watching and Jeremy comes in looking for him, they probably had some kind of fight and its been going on for a few days.
Michael catches him from the side of his eye and moves to play a different game with a huff and Jeremy goes to follow after him but Jared stops him like “He obviously doesn’t want to talk to you so you should probably back off bud.”
Jeremy is kinda offended and confused, “Do I know you??”
And Jared snorts, “I’m his friend? You know, one who actually knows how to be a friend.”
Jeremy looks even more hurt. He looks over to Michael completely ignoring him, and makes a defeated sound, “Right, sorry, didn’t mean to bother you guys.

Evan on the other hand, when fully apologizing to Jared, has it easy. Michael can see how nervous he is and how hard hes having things and understands his struggles so he helps Evan. He doesn’t get the same ‘This is going to be a rushed apology’ vibe that he got from Jeremy. Jared and Evan make up and its pretty nice, hes even interested in beating Michael’s high score and lbh he probably does and Jared and Michael are just like ‘How in the h e  l l’

Jeremy comes back to the arcade and when Jared goes to step in the way, I Michael stops him and says its fine. He continues to play his game as Jeremy slowly apologizes to him.
Michael sighs and stops playing his game. "You didn’t even thank me for saving your ass Jeremy.”
“I know I j-just..I-”
“But! You didn’t let me finish, I accept your apology. Just because I’m sick of this stupid fight.”
“Yeah it is kinda stupid..”
“Kinda? Its really stupid. Now let me introduce you to Jared and Evan.”

Jared and Jeremy get along super well surprisingly. Evan is really awkward at first but he learns to get through it and also enjoys hanging around them.

And there you go.
A soft BMC/DEH crossover.

My Solasan Temple Theory...

Everyone duck and cover, the Combustion Girl’s been thinking again.

So going partly on my earlier repost about the elven gods being empowered by belief/gods being created by belief, and partly on ideas I’ve had for awhile, I have a strong suspicion that Solasan is an extremely early temple to Fen’harel. And I also believe that is how the pride demon came to be there and how it came to be sealed. I will explain.

Let’s take this back to the very beginning- we know there was a time when Solas was worshipped under his own name. One of the elven mosaics in the temple of Mythal states that Ghilan’nain destroyed all but a couple of her creations because “they were too perfectly wrought and Pride [capital P] stayed her hand.” I think it’s safe to assume that’s not a coincidence. As we all know very well by now, Solas is the elvhen word for Pride, and so it’s not a stretch to guess that Solasan, the Place of Pride/Prideful Place might have been constructed to worship this new god.

Time passes. When he speaks out against their excesses and abuses, the Evanuris name Solas “Fen’harel,” and the rest is history. The Prideful God quickly becomes known as a god of rebellion as well, a rebellion that culminates in the creation of the Veil and devastation for all of Elvhenan, both those faithful to the Evanuris and to Fen’harel. Even if Solas tried over the course of this rebellion to renounce his own godhood, he can no more convince everyone of his mortality than the eventual Herald of Andraste can convince others of their own lack of divinity. So what comes next?

In the silence that follows, the priesthoods of many temples attempt to either contact their gods or cling desperately to their slipping power (see also: Temple of Dirthamen). In desperation, the Priests of Pride attempt to call on their god and turn his attention to them once again. What follows is a disaster of epic proportions.

The world no longer works like it once did, calling out and conveying intention through magic is no longer a natural, second-nature thing to do. The intention gets garbled, because the Veil is now a thing, and what answers them isn’t their god. Rather, they summon a spirit that has turned itself to the embodiment of what they imagine their god to be: unbelievably powerful and terrible, angry and vengeful, cunning and proud. And they can’t control what they’ve inadvertently created. All they can do is contain it, and hide the keys so well that no one ever releases it.

Bringing the whole thing out of “story mode,” a player will notice that the pride demon isn’t all that hard to beat, and is in fact a pride demon, not some watered-down Dread Wolf. I can explain this too.

For one, game mechanics. The creators are working with limited assets, that’s why your Fen’harel statues and your wolf-companion-to-Emerald-Knights statues look exactly the same. There’s simply no time or money or resources to devote to making everything as unique and detailed as they might like. This also explains why the pride demon isn’t especially unique in terms of its abilities- the Inquisition’s soldiers take down a pride demon at the start of the game. Are you honestly trying to tell me that ancient elven priests and warriors with all their knowledge and magic couldn’t take one down? So I think it’s safe to assume that the makers of the game are trying to at least give us the impression of going up against something huge and terrible, with the implication being that the Inquisitor (perhaps because of their mark? Also someone who hunts dragons for lols) is especially badass to take this thing down.

For another, let’s not forget that Solasan, and presumably its priesthood, predate the concept of Solas as the Dread Wolf. So what came through doesn’t necessarily have to reflect that image. There’s also the possibility that if anything, Fen’harel’s divine power is even more certain in the minds of the people than it was in ancient times. In his own time, he was on the fringes and he was the last guy you prayed to if you had a problem, so maybe the demon that came through reflects that. In the present, he is the god who banished all other gods- much more frightening.

And that’s what I think about that.

anonymous asked:

Hello~ can I request something where the RFA do a favor for MC and they're like "ohh you owe me something now" kind of teasingly, so she gives them a kiss. How would they react? ^^ thank you<3

ohyes

ZEN:

  • It’s the middle of summer, and the two of you are on the couch, far enough apart to keep from sharing body heat
  • The half-underground apartment keeps cool for the most part, but there is a major problem brewing
  • You are craving goldfish-shaped bread (bboongobbang) like nobody’s business
  • You want it so bad, and the truck is right outside, but it is SO HOT, and you CAN’T GET UP
  • And Zen, ever the knight in shining armor, agrees to go and bring it back for you
  • He comes back with the bag full of them, looking like an angel of delicious snack deliverance
  • And just as you reach for the bag
  • He yanks it out of your reach
  • “Zen…?”
  • “Do you know how hard it was to get this? The unforgiving sun, beating down on my poor, flawless, porcelain skin… The badgering for autographs, the guilt on my conscience, knowing that everyone in line was blinded by my presence…”
  • Oh boy, is he ever the drama king
  • “I think you owe me something in return for this~”
  • You pretend to think for a moment, playing along with his game
  • “Hm…. how about a kiss?”
  • He straight-up drops the bag and climbs over you, beast unleashed and ready to devour~
  • “Babe wait let me eat one first PLEASE”

JAEHEE:

  • After a full day working at the cafe, your lower back is sore and your shoulders are stiff
  • The moment you two get back to the apartment you weakly ask for a back massage
  • homegirl does judo, we all know she knows the pressure points and gives the best massages
  • She’s more than happy to oblige, and before long her fingers are working out knots you didn’t even know were there
  • i never let guys massage me bc its always kinda sexual but with jaehee it just feels natural
  • You always ask her because you know it doesn’t tire her, but this time she leans down to your ear
  • “This is the third massage this week, MC. I think you owe me something after this one.”
  • You tilt your head to look up at her
  • “Will a kiss do?”
  • Once you close the gap, Jaehee’s massage halts
  • And the kiss lasts a little longer than you had intended
  • Jaehee breaks off first, panting slightly and still paused looking at you
  • After a beat she resumes the massage with more gusto, eliciting an accidental moan from you
  • “Do you think we can work out an hourly rate?”

YOOSUNG:

  • This exam snuck up on you, but luckily Superman Yoosung was there to help
  • His grades have been slipping lately but he still knows how to study
  • he’s a SKY student, after all
  • You begged him to tutor you and he was surprisingly good at it
  • Underneath that gaming gremlin was a faint glimmer of the straight-A student
  • And his grades were even rising a little because of it
  • But countless nights in the library poring over books and making flashcards eventually paid off
  • As you refreshed and refreshed your grades
  • to find a 95%
  • Yoosung is proud and so happy for you
  • But he can’t hold back a yawn when he tells you
  • “Okay so now you owe me, right?”
  • You set your laptop down and take his hand in yours
  • “I don’t have much, but can I pay you in kisses?”
  • HOO BOY THAT WOKE HIM UP
  • You grab him and pull him down to you, wrapping your arms around him and pecking him once on the lips
  • “What’s my total, Mr. Kim?”

JUMIN:

  • You had been invited to an awards show for some affiliate company of C&R’s
  • And, amazingly, nothing in your ridiculously gargantuan wardrobe quite fit the dress code
  • At first you were uncomfortable with asking Jumin for things but as time went on you came to terms with the fact that money meant nothing to him
  • So as you perused your closet once again, a week before the event, you casually turned to Jumin as he sat on the bed behind you
  • “Jumin, this is stupid, but I don’t have anything to wear to the event next week.”
  • His interest is piqued and he pulls out a few dresses from your closet, only to return them to the hanger
  • “Can I trust you to find something classy for me?”
  • “Do you not trust my fashion sense?”
  • “I trust your fashion sense, darling, but I don’t trust your wallet. I’m not supposed to be the center of attention here- I just need something simple.”
  • He ponders the request for a moment, looking you over with an appraising eye
  • “That’s a tall order, MC. I think a task that monumental requires some compensation.”
  • The demand catches you off guard, but living with Jumin Han keeps you on your toes.
  • “Do you accept kisses as currency?”
  • He embraces you so quickly that it makes you a bit dizzy, and his kiss is firm but it’s soon over
  • “I won’t refuse it, but I think you made a poor financial decision, Princess.”
  • He leans close to your ear, sending a shiver of delight down your spine
  • “Your kisses are priceless.”

707:

  • You’ve been learning Arabic from Saeyoung, mostly just to get past his damn security
  • But the door stumped you one day
  • “Find the derivative of cos(x)sin(x).”
  • You pounded on the door as hard as you could
  • “Saeyoung, open up!”
  • The muffled reply:
  • “I’m busy! Just answer the question!”
  • “I can’t! I don’t know the answer!”
  • “What? It’s just calculus!”
  • “””””Just calculus””””””, he says
  • “I don’t remember calculus!”
  • “Just Noogle it!”
  • You kick the door as hard as you can.
  • “Okay, okay! cos2(x) - sin2(x)!”
  • The door swings open, revealing Saeyoung on the couch, watching cat videos on his laptop
  • You wrap your arms around him from behind, burying your face into his hair
  • “Get rid of the calculus questions, you jerk.”
  • He chuckles to himself
  • “And what will you give me if I do?”
  • You think about it for a moment
  • “I’ll give you a kiss~”
  • “Deal!”
  • He leans his head back to claim his payment right away, and pulls up a window on his laptop to disable the door questions
  • “We can start with Algebra, then~~”

lol some of these got a little saucy~~ sorry!

anonymous asked:

do u maybe have some pure mac/charlie headcanons for me? i love them

  • mac started wearing tees with slogans on them in middle school as a way to help charlie with his reading.
  • growing up, mac would ask to practice kissing with charlie just in case he ever got asked on dates, and even though charlie didn’t like kissing all that much, he could never say no to mac.
  • charlie loved going to mac’s house after school because he could play with poppins. mac loved going to charlie’s house after school because ms. kelly would always give him a big hug.
  • they kept mac’s wedding dress from that one time they faked their deaths, just in case they ever need to do it again.
  • before frank, charlie used to dumpster dive with mac, who never enjoyed it but would always go to make sure charlie didn’t get hurt or lost.
  • they have secret weekly meetings where they practice for future potential chardee macdennis games, because damn it, they’re going to beat dee and dennis one day.
Little Ham Man (Small!Hamilsquad x Reader) 13

A/N: I’ll add the tags soon, tumblr is acting weird!

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Philip still stayed in the room, much to your dismay. You wanted him to walk around, to experience the world for what it was now. But you didn’t push him, you knew how hard he was trying to feel better.

Alexander didn’t go in the room either, listening to his son’s requests. You gave Philip food every day, and he thanked you every time. He took showers in a small bowl that you gave him (you left him in the room when that happened). He didn’t want to wear any modern clothes, so you washed his clothes every other day.

Lafayette and you spent the most time with small Philip. The color was coming back in his skin, and he was looking much better than before. His skin wasn’t sticking to his bones, and the muscle was coming back.

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tbh will and nico are both canonly huge nerds (nico with mythomagic + will makes a star trek reference which im taking to mean hes watched it headcanon accepted yes please)

but ANYWAYS,

JUST IMAGINE. THESE BOYS. THESE BEAUTIFUL BOYS.

• listening to the adventure zone together and realizing they could totally find people to play d&d with at camp and having monthly or potentially weekly d&d sessions (their characters may or may not be dating)

• will finds out nico only knows anything about mythomagic and shows him tons of other trading card games, because even though he doesnt play he’s a total card hoarder and loooves to collect. nico finds himself partial to pokemon for a while. theyre just so cute…. but he doesnt say that

• they go to toy shows and things because will is all about Quantity (“buy me that one- oh and that one- oh and that one!!!”) whereas nico is a total dork and needs his figures to be High Quality (“hmm…. nico yazawa is one of my favorite girls…. but is she favorite enough for this price?” “whats the price” “[points]” “[in quiet horror] holy shit”

• will is super nervous about showing nico star trek because its his Favorite Thing Ever but even though nico kind of finds it super boring, seeing will laugh and get so passionate about the characters makes it one of his top ten favorite shows

• they also watch xena warrior princess and laugh for ages about the inaccuracies while lementing that xena and gabrielle should just kiss already, obviously theyre in love, anyone can see it

• they also convince the hermes cabin to bring in some game consoles so they can beat eachothers asses at videogames whenever they want. will likes games like skyrim and fallout where you can kinda just screw around a bunch but nico likes it better when he convinces will to play dark souls “WHY DO YOU EVEN LIKE THIS GAME” “because its the only time that you suffer when i’m allowed to laugh” “….you are an evil man. no kisses for 2 weeks.” “okay” “wait no i take it back-”

• nico doesnt know the famed star wars plot twist. he doesnt know. he is pure. will realizes this and it wakes him from deep sleep and, in a cold sweat, he leaps out and runs to the hades cabin, hands shaking. “NICO YOU HAVE TO WATCH THESE MOVIES OH MY GODS-” (nico; “luke and leia are cute i guess but endgame is obviously luke and han, right?” will; “just… just wait for it, okay darlin?”)

• will showing nico all the gay comic book heroes, like northstar and iceman and barbara gordan and billy kaplan and striker and hulkling and midnighter and apollo and tommy shepherd (“okay its not canon but he’s totally bi and i can confirm because im totally bi-”)

• just… will and nico being cute gay nerd boyfriends

little things: next gen edition

teddy lupin. hufflepuff. loyal and outgoing. wears his hair blue 90% of the time. splits the remaining 10% between the weasley red and his cousin draco’s platinum blonde. likes snogging victoire all over bill and fleur’s house because bill’s face turns redder than his hair and it makes fleur laugh. kind hearted. sometimes at christmas dinners he changes his nose into all sorts of things to make the younger kids laugh. doesn’t understand why uncle harry looks so sad during this. he misses his mum and dad more than he could ever put into words. expert at potions. 

victoire weasely. ravenclaw. is fluent in both french and english. is extremely glad to be a ravenclaw because blue looks fantastic on her. head over heels for teddy lupin. loves her dad more than anything else except maybe her pet lizard. manages to keep up straight o’s all throughout her schooling. head girl. doesn’t care for quidditch one bit, but loves muggle football. is sick of people always being sad on her birthday. takes her coffee black. 

james sirius potter. gryffindor. loves quidditch as much as breathing. always jokes about being the protective older brother but he’s very much aware that lily luna could kick his ass. his coffee is more sugar than anything else. quidditch captain in his sixth year. sometimes feels like his chest will collapse at the pressure to live up to his namesakes. lives off pop-tarts. shamelessly enjoys muggle soap opera shows. wants to play for puddlemore united when he leaves school.

rose granger-wesley. ravenclaw. has never lost a game of quidditch to james sirius. has a big crush on padma patil’s daughter. can kick her dad’s arse at chess. always gets books for her birthday. loves visiting her mum at the ministry. allergic to cats. sometimes wishes she didn’t feel as pressured to do well in school. thinks her uncle harry’s cousin dudley is absolutely hilarious. can and will beat anyone in an eating competition of any sorts. witnessed a car accident on a street one day and has been able to see thestrals ever since. loves the colour pink even though it looks ridiculous with her hair. 

albus severus potter. slytherin. is sick of people telling him that he has his fathers eyes. can’t decide if he thinks his namesakes were brave or immensely idiotic. despises quidditch with a burning passion. enjoys being his fathers not-so-secret favourite. falls asleep in front of the fire reading 5/7 nights. sneaks into the ravenclaw tour every wednesday night to spend the night with scorpius. thinks mr. malfoy is hilarious. is made up of ninety percent sarcasm. understands his grandpa’s fascination with muggles more than his cousins. loves going on late night drives.

scorpius hyperion malfoy. ravenclaw. his favourite christmas tradition is staying up all night watching movies with his mum. comes home for the holidays in first year to find his father has decorated his room in blue and bronze. ravenclaw win the quidditch cup the first year he’s on the team. sometimes when he looks at albus severus he thinks he’s in love. doesn’t like his grandpa much. loves unicorns. shares hair-care tips with victoire weasley. doesn’t want to have children. still sleeps with the stuffed dragon teddy lupin gave him when he was born.

molly weasley ii. slytherin. has never got higher than an acceptable in any of her classes. best friends with fred ii. proud to be named after her grandma. wishes her dad would let up about her behaviour. her uncle george is secretly her favourite. she was thirteen when she realised that if her cousins stood in a certain way for family christmas photos, they could spell dirty words with their sweaters. loves the pet chickens her grandpa gave her. hates cooking more than anything. wishes lily luna wasn’t so good at quidditch because she’s sick of being the reserve seeker. loves when her mum uses her eggs and bacon to make faces on her plate.

lily luna potter. slytherin. spends months begging her biggest brother teddy to teach her to change her hair because she’s sick of looking like christmas with her red hair and her green robes. is a big fan of muggle romance movies. james once told her that she threw like a girl and she threw the quaffle at him so hard that his nose was broken in three different places. her heart aches when she looks at the stars at night. cuts her hair shorter than albus’ in fourth year. grandma is furious but her mum loves it. opens the chamber of secrets in her third year, much to her dad’s confusion. likes boys and girls but mostly quidditch.

lorcan scamander. gryffindor. in love with lily luna. sometimes resents his twin for choosing gryffindor even after he went to hufflepuff. wants to work with dragons like charlie weasley when he grows up. his dad paints constellations on his bedroom ceiling and then spells them to move like the stars do. if it wasn’t for rose weasley in ravenclaw, he and james sirius would guarantee gryffindor a win every time. when he was very little he set fire to all his dresses and proclaimed he wanted to be a boy like his brother. manages to break something in every divination lesson he attends. 

dominique weasley. slytherin. has a pet snake that likes lily luna better than her. is very glad she didn’t inherit the family freckles. loves visiting her mum’s family in france. loves french food. loves french boys. refuses to learn french. wants to be a professor when she graduates. has her dad wrapped around her little finger. her patronus is a baby elephant and she can’t figure out why. always manages to wing her eye-liner perfectly. 

fred johnson-weasley ii. gryffindor. enjoys studying more than quidditch. spends every thursday night having dinner with molly at hagrid’s hut. wishes his dad didn’t see his dead twin every time he looked at him. has successfully introduced spelling to grawp. would eat cereal for every meal if roxy didn’t force feed him vegetables. hates being away from his mum during school term. spends his summer’s working in his dad’s joke shop. wishes the time turners weren’t all destroyed because he wants to take every class hogwarts offers.

hugo granger-weasley. hufflepuff. loves that school always feels like a big family outing. likes watching quidditch but refuses to get on a broom. has tea with professor trelawney on sunday mornings. wants to be an auror when he’s older. hates history of magic because he’s sick of hearing about the war his parents lived through. his dad gave him a white ferret to take to school in first year and mr. malfoy was red in the face at the train station when he noticed. gets away with every single prank he pulls at school. 

lucy weasley. hufflepuff. wishes that there were more out gay girls at hogwarts than just her cousins. loves her mum but she just doesn’t get her the way dad does. prides herself on excelling at school. is always up for a late night trip to the kitchens. doesn’t understand why her dad won’t let her have a pet rat. spends the weeks leading up to christmas helping her grandma knit everyones jumpers. befriends the finnigan-thomas triplets immediately even though none of them share a house. sleeps in her dad’s old gryffindor shirt.

lysander scamander. hufflepuff. thinks his mum is barmy. loves her anyway. glad his parents made a mistake when they bought home him and his ‘sister’ because he loves lorcan a lot more as a boy. is in love with louis weasley. a big fan of cheerleader movies. wishes his dad would stop bringing home weird things from work. spends summer between fifth and sixth year teaching himself french. flogs the marauders map from james sirius in term two of third year, and manages to keep it hidden for a solid week. loves to fly.

louis weasley. ravenclaw. loves being at school with all his cousins but sometimes wishes he’d taken mums offer to go to beauxbatons. was in love with teddy lupin between ages seven-ten. thinks his dad’s scars make him more handsome. secretly loves lily luna the most out of all his cousins. doesn’t understand why everyone obsesses over quidditch when there’s muggle sports like gymnastics. falls in love with lysander scamander in his sixth year. is a confused and impressed by luna lovegood. wishes victoire wouldn’t let her pet lizard roam around the house.

roxanne johnson-weasley. gryffindor. sometimes forgets the names of all her cousins. is responsible for starting the lgbtq safe space club at hogwarts. thinks uncle charlie had the right idea about not having children. sometimes when she’s flying she wonders how high she could go, wonders if she could just leave earth behind. punches a fifth year hufflepuff in the face when she’s twelve because he made a racist comment. wishes it was acceptable to put gravy on her pancakes. her detention record finally overtook her fathers in sixth year, and she’s making it her goal to overtake james potter and sirius black by the time she graduates. watches the beauty and the beast movie at least once a week when she’s home.