one of my favourite shots to date

So I’m looking through the artwork section of the Team Fortress 2 website when suddenly...

I see this,

Oh a magazine cool, but then I realise, It’s the BLU Spy’s head that’s in the RED Medic’s fridge.

I mean, look at these headlines!

My favourite has to be the dating tips one, ‘Getting the pickle jar to notice you’. And the thing is, he’s posing for a good shot!


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Pairing: Alex Standall x Reader

Request: “Hey I was wondering if you could write an Alex Standall imagine? Maybe it can take place around the time of the dollar valentine and since he’s trying to get over jess, then he decides to call the first person on his list - which is the reader. Maybe they go to the diner and eat and it’s a little awkward at first but then they find something in common and it ends fluffy and cute? Alex deserves some happiness and good imagines imo.”

Words: 2.330

A/N: An Alex imagine is up again! Alex REALLY deserves some happiness, because he deserved way better, just like Jeff! I love those two cinnamon rolls, really!
I hope you enjoy and like this imagine! Thank you so much for requesting!

- G. x

Warning: (Y/F/F) is Your Favourite Flavour.

It was Valentine’s Day and you were so nervous because it would be your first date ever since. You joined the Oh My Dollar Valentine and it got you a date with the infamous platinum blonde haired boy, Alex Standall. He was the only one who had his hair in that way, so it was impossible not to know him.

You never liked participating at any school activities, but they came up with the idea of Oh My Dollar Valentine and you thought of giving it a shot.

The event consisted of filling up a form, where you chose your interests and the things you looked for someone, and, with just a dollar, you could have the name and the number of the people that had the same interests as you did. The earnings of the event would go to the cheerleaders’ camp and why should you not help them?

You remembered how you got your call and you didn’t even expect it. It was during your lunch break and you were getting some books for the next class in your locker.

“Uhm, hello Alex?” You hesitated to answer his phone call, because you weren’t close to him, not even a little bit. You had him in few of your classes, but you never bothered to talk to him.

“Hey, (Y/N). How are you?” He asked you and you could hear the nervousness in his voice.

“I am good. How about you?” You weren’t sure how to answer him and, in fact, you were feeling uncomfortable to talk to him.

“I’m… good.” He paused for a little bit and you could say that he didn’t know how to talk to you either.

“Are you sure?” You assured him with a corrugated forehead while you were searching for some books.

“Yes.” He shortly answered and it was obvious that he didn’t want to talk about it. “Look, you were in my list for the Dollar Valentine and…” He cut what he was about to say and he thought that it was understandable that he was asking you out for a date on Valentine’s.

“And?” You raised your eyebrow as you asked him. He wasn’t really an extrovert person and you could hear that he was having some kind of trouble on talking to you.

“And I am asking if you… you could g-go o-out on a da-date with me next week, on Valentine’s Day?” He stuttered as he proposed you his thoughts. You found it cute that he was feeling flustered to ask you out, but you wondered why he asked you.

He was in a relationship with Jessica Davis, one of the cheerleaders in Liberty High, and it didn’t end pretty well between the two of them. Maybe Alex was trying to move on, but you thought why would he choose you, when there were other people to ask out?

“(Y/N)?” He assured that you were still there, because you didn’t answer his question. You were shocked, of course.

“Alex, I’m still here.” You shook your head as you got your book and closed your locker.

“So? What’s the answer?” He asked as you saw him along the hallway, holding his phone and looking at you.

He was far enough to see you properly, but you flashed him a wide smile. “Of course, Alex. I would love to.”

You heard him unleashing a sigh of relief and you laughed because of his actions. “Dinner at Rosie’s diner and maybe I can walk you back home?”

“Sure, that’s fine. What time?” You asked as you started to walk towards your classroom, the space between the two of you was diminished as you took some little steps forward.

“Eight o'clock would be perfect.” He answered, seeing him smile confidently now. He somehow relaxed, since he got his comfortable pace during your conversation.

“See you at eight, then.” You winked at him as you ended the phone call and walked passed him.

“See you, pretty.” You heard him giggle and you just shook your head. Heading in your History class.

You entered the diner and you quickly saw Alex, waiting for you while fidgeting with a long stemmed red rose in his hands.

“Alex!” You called his attention and he quickly shot his glance at you. He quickly stood up as he waited for you to reach the booth.

“Hey, (Y/N).” You both smiled and you stopped yourselves from hugging each other because there was still an awkward atmosphere between the two of you.

“Uhm, for you.” He handed you the rose and you avoided some thorns of it.

“Thank you, Alex.” You smiled at him and you both took your seats.

“Uhm…” Alex started to kill the silence between the two of you. The slow love song in the background and some murmurs could be heard inside the diner and it made you sick.

“Yes?” Your gaze brighten, couldn’t wait to know what he had to say.

“Oh,” He bit his lip as he thought that he might say some wrong things and he was afraid to offend you. “I mean…” He tried to find the right words, but they didn’t seem to flash in his mind. “Never mind.”

“Oh, okay.” You shortly answered as you looked at his eyes. He felt uncomfortable, because he avoided the eye contact.

You tapped your fingers on the table, since you were both silent and you didn’t know how to start the conversation again.

“Alex, you play the guitar, right?” You suddenly blurted out to have a little bit of dialogues with him.

“Yup, I do.” He smiled once again, thankful that you thought of some topics to talk about. “Why?”

“Nothing, I am not seeing you play in the jazz band anymore.” You pointed out as you let him know that you noticed the small things.

“I quitted, since I really can’t focus on it in these days.” He explained and you listened as you fidgeted with the flower that he gave you.

“Jessica?” You whispered and he nodded quietly. You hinted that he didn’t want to talk about it. Why would he? You were not even close. “Sorry.”

“It’s not because I don’t want to talk about it.” He said as if he read your mind and then he rested his arms on the table. “It’s because I respect you. You are my date for tonight and not Jessica.”

“Thank you.” You happily answered and he smiled at you. You thought that he was a sweet and an altruist person.

You stared at each other and you took the chance to admire his features. You noticed his dilated deep blue eyes and his septum ring, his lips were reddish and the pale skin enhanced them. Of course, you adored his platinum hair even more, you thought that it was cool and unique.

“(Y/N), what do you want to eat?” Alex asked you and you shook your head to forget about your thoughts. You noticed that the waiter was waiting for you and you bit your lip as you were so embarrassed.

“I’m having a cheeseburger with fries on the side.” You said as you went through the usual food you order in that diner.

“Drinks?” The waiter asked and you just smiled as Alex ordered a (Y/F/F)-flavoured milkshake.

“Same for me.” You answered and the waiter smiled before going back to the counter, probably giving the orders to the chef.

“Why are you smiling like that?” Alex asked as with a smirk as he noticed that you were smiling widely.

“Nothing.” You laughed as you felt a little bit comfortable with him. “It’s because the (Y/F/F)-flavoured milkshake.”

“What about it?” He chuckled a little bit. “It’s my favourite flavour.” He smiled as he gave another information about him.

“It’s my favourite too!” You exclaimed and you both laughed, feeling more confident now.

Few moments later, your food arrived and you both started to eat while you talk of some stuffs.

“Cheers to my milkshake buddy?” Alex raised the glass of his cold milkshake and laughed.

“Cheers!” You exclaimed as you both clinked your glasses while looking into each other’s eyes. You then sipped a little bit from it and you let out a loud laugh.

You both let yourself in and the awkwardness between the two of you faded away as you shared some of your stories.

“Sir, may I have the bill please?” Alex shouted as you finished your meal and you decided to go away.

“Here you go, sir.” The waiter gave Alex the bill and you were about to give Alex some dollars for it, but he refused to get it.

“Nope.” He shook his head. “I pay for this.”

“But…” You insisted but Alex is hard headed too, just like you.

“No buts and ifs.” He winked at you as he got some bills from his billfold wallet.

“Thank you.” You shyly said to him and he just smiled at you. You thought that he was really a gentleman and he knew how to treat a girl right.

“Here it is.” Alex said to the waiter as he paid the bill, giving him some extra bills for the tip. “Keep the change.”

“Thank you.” The waiter gratefully said as he took the empty plates away. “Have a nice night ahead.”

You looked at each other and you both had a nervous laughter as you blushed for what the waiter has said. Of course, what did he mean by that?

“Thanks.” Alex said with an embarrassed smile and you both got up from your table, giggling.

Alex decided to walk you home and to talk about more stuffs.

“You are really fun to be with, why didn’t I ever notice you before?” Alex asked and you just laughed at his question. You walked together slowly as you enjoyed the moment.

“Well, I don’t really know.” You raised your shoulders. “Probably because you hang out with the popular kids.”

“Right, but I would choose you if I ever have to.” He winked at you, trying to flirt and you knew that your face became red that moment.

“Shut up!” You playfully punched his arm. “Besides, I have a crush on your best friend Zach.” You jokingly said and he looked at you, shocked and offended.

“You are horrible!” He pouted and you just let out a loud laugh, not minding if the street was quiet and calm. “I dated you tonight and you are just admitting that you liked Zach?”

“Well, you still love Jessica.” You pointed it out. “Fair enough.”

“I am trying to move on, if you didn’t notice it.” He rolled his eyes, showing a pinch of his jealousy.

“Oh my God, Alex! You are so touchy.” You complained and you smiled at him. “I was just kidding.”

“Really?” He wanted to be sure before he pushed this moving on thing and dating you. Well, he didn’t want to use you because he really thought that you were fun to be with and your life was interesting.

“Really, Standall.” You seriously said, kind of emphasizing it to make it clear. “Isn’t it funny?”

“What?” Alex admired you as you were few steps ahead of him. He just studied your features, like what you did to him before.

“I mean, everything was so awkward before and now? It seems like we’ve known each other for years.” You shook your head while you let out some soft giggles, still looking at the road.

“We have that connection, maybe?” He pointed out and you just raised your shoulders.

“Yup, the milkshakes!” You happily exclaimed.

“True!” He agreed as you both laughed loudly, finding it funny that those milkshakes helped you to be confident to each other.

Once you arrived home, you both stopped in front of the front door.

“Alex, thank you so much for the night.” You gratefully blurted out and he just shook his head with a smile.

“Thank you, instead.” He carefully pulled you into a hug and you were shocked because you didn’t expect it. You felt the heat of his body and you hugged him back, burying your face in the crook of his neck. You had the possibility to smell his perfume and you couldn’t deny that he smelt really good. “You made me happy.”

“Guess we should thank that Dollar Valentine too.” You suggested, still hugging him.

“Precisely, thank George Washington, who had his face in that bill.” He joked as you heard his heart beating fast.

“Idiot.” You laughed and he joined you, feeling his muscles and his vocal chords vibrated.

“Have a good night, okay?” He reminded you as he left a soft kiss on your forehead, another thing that you didn’t expect to get from him.

“Same to you, Alex.” You smiled at him and you broke the hug. You still had Alex’s smell and you honestly didn’t want to let him go.

“I’ll see you tomorrow at school?” He sweetly asked as if he was longing for your presence. He really enjoyed your company and, little did you both know, he was already forgetting Jessica.

“You will.” You winked at him as you started to walk towards the door. “Take care, okay?”

“I will, (Y/N).” He assured you and you smiled widely once again.

“Good night!” You both said in unison and you stayed in front of the door to watch him walk away. You only went inside when his silhouette wasn’t visible anymore.

You vivaciously entered your house and you leant on the door, smiling while you dealt with the loud beats of your heart.

Your first date went very well, being so lucky that you were on Alex’s list and he called you, instead of the other four people on it.

You might sound selfish and egoist, but you couldn’t deny that Alex made you happy and you were very pleased that you accepted his proposal, nevertheless the uncomfortable stares and the awkwardness between the two of you.

Dreams Like Air - Jeff Atkins x Reader

Request - “Could you do a modern day gatsby inspired imagine (or mini series), where y/n is dating monty (aka tom buchanan kinda), and she had a thing with jeff (gatsby) in the past. And jeff tries to get her back. Thanks x”

A/N: I’m crying at this request I honestly am so in love with it, The Great Gatsby is one of my favourite books ever and i don’t know if I could ever do it justice. May or may not have nicked some… can I get done for plagiarism? Let me know if you want a Part 2, I left the ending open.

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Kiss Me Hard Before You Go  - {fave, fave, fave, fave, fAVE, Fake dating au}

Dramatization. Do not try at home.

cuz in a sky full of stars (i think i saw you) -  {Chaptered, completed, this is probably one of my favourite taekook fics ngl, fake dating au}

taehyung always has bad ideas. and jeongguk thinks this might be the best.

Our Red Scarf (Keep Me Warm)  - {One-shot, fuckbuddy au, angst, fluff & smut}

Jeongguk is trouble. Taehyung likes trouble a bit more than he probably should.

Just don’t tell Jimin about it.

maps to you  - {One-shot, soulmates au, fluff}

There is a dick on his face. There is a big, bold dick drawn onto his face in black permanent marker, and though Jeongguk scrubs and scrubs and scrubs until his forehead is red, he only succeeds in smudging it around.

He’s going to die. He’s going to die of public humiliation in front of everyone, and then he’s going to come back to life and kill his soulmate, because who the fuck draws a dick on their forehead knowing full well that it’ll show up on someone else, too?

Drive Me Wild  - {One-shot, fluuuufffffff, I love social media aus}

“We should stop because I want to permanently add you to the snapchat story of my life.”


asdfghjkl I literally love all the fics in this rec sO MUCH, especially cuz in a sky full of stars (i think i saw you) it’s perfect like I loved reading it.

I can’t belieb its already day 6?? I feel bad??? I have loads left to share???

sigh I might make a yoonmin with side taekook list soon too so look forward to that!

Till tomorrow~

Hot Fuzz fic rec masterpost

Hello! As promised, here’s a list of my favourite Hot Fuzz fanfictions. About all of them can be found in AO3 and are mostly Angel/Danny centered. Note that the comments are my opinions on the fics more than actual fic info. I wasn’t sure how to categorize these but they’re now in general and nsfw sections for your preferences. Bolded ones are my personal favourites. Here’s also recs for aro/ace Angelbutter fics which can be found below here, too.

general content and teen audiences

First Date by KarlimeaghanThe cutest first date fic ever. Angel takes Danny on a proper date but not everything (nothing at all) goes according to his plan. English awkwardness and fluff. Rated T+. 4,371 words.

Reversed by sarahenany • What if Danny didn’t jump in front of Tom Weaver’s blunderbuss shot in time? Everything hurts. Safe from major character death, though, so not that bad. Rated G. 2,266 words.

Sunday In by anemptymargin • Domestic Angel/Danny and lazy Sundays. Life partners at their sweetest. Rated G. 727 words.

Christmas Number One by Phosfate • Nicholas’ and Danny’s first Christmas together. Domestic silliness and dreamy moments. Rated T+. 1,580 words.

Man of the House by mikes_grrl • Holiday ball at the stations wrecks havoc and Danny is the one to take the wheel next morning. I really love the badass and self confident mr. Butterman in this one. Rated T+. 1,157 words.

Partners, but not in crime by fizzyblogic • A bit uneven structure (the last 1/3 is just dialogue) but that doesn’t stop from this moving in together -fic from being cute as heck. Rated T+. 1,742 words.

A Boy’s Book of Practical Magic to Mystify, Baffle and Entertain by Phosfate • I love this fic so freaking much for several reasons: 1.the writing is super entertaining 2. it’s Danny’s pov 3. it follows a plot hole in the dvd extras (which I love) 4. the ending. is so lovely. rated G. 3,055 words.

Vodafone by majorenglishesquire • Angel tries to get over Janine. Luckily Danny is there, in everything. Cute ace stuff imo. Rated T+. 1,727 words.

Sandford: The Village that Cares! by mikes_grrl • I honestly don’t know why this fic is rated E because there’s nothing sexual or violent going on in it. Nicholas is just worried what everyone else thinks and Danny is delightfully caring. Rated E. 1,081 words. Part 2 of this (cute and rated G).

Staying here by sunnyrea • Janine wants Nicholas back and he’s got a lot to explain why exactly he doesn’t want to leave Sandford anymore. We all know the reason, though. Rated G. 1,356 words.

After The Explosion, the Days by Marie • Danny’s recovery from the explosion. Romantic but not too fluffy. Also note there’s scars involved (which I personally like), in case that’s triggering for you. Rated T+. 2,653 words.

Film Studies by Azarias • Incredibly adorable writing from Danny’s pov as he tries to figure out a way to ‘seduce’ Nicholas. It doesn’t go as planned but ends maybe even better. Also!! !!!Car chase!!! Love this fic a lot. Rated G. 3,947 words.

Preparation and Proposal by karlimeaghan • The one and only Angel/Danny proposal fic out there! This is so romantic and fluff-filled that it will melt your arteries. Rated G. 3,184 words.

Danny knows by anemptymargin • If hurt and comfort is your thing, this fic is too. Takes place after the explosion and Danny knowing what’s going on between the two of them. Nicholas is oblivious but the future and his heart are open. Rated T+, 2,006 words.

explicit content and mature audiences

What I See in You by irisbleufic • Study in the point of view of both Nicholas and Danny and how they see each other. Hint: it’s pure adoration. Rated E. 1,416 words.

Hot Chocolate by big_twinkie • This is personally my favourite read-smut-before-bedtime-with-a-cup-fo-tea-fic because even though there’s some clichéd tropes it works so well it can be read over and over again. Rated E. 3,736 words.

Handy Man by Random_Nexus • This fic struck (and Angel gets struck quite literally) with its hurt/comfort that leads to exactly what you expect. Rated E. 6,237 words.

Long Shot by Kass • Thinking some things are better untold is rarely a good idea. Luckily happily ever after isn’t that hard to obtain. Rated E. 3,272 words.

Words Unspoken by tawg • Such pretty writing but oh my poor heart watch out for the angst. Rated M. 1,729 words.

When to Stop by irisbleufic • It’s smut and it’s beautifully written. A short one but the same grand quality you can always expect from iris. Rated E. 720 words.

Danny’s Plan To Beat The Heat by Random_Nexus • Oh gosh I have such a weak spot for this fic. Danny and Nicholas spend a summer day alone together and get intimate when no one else is around. There’s also a lot of other sweet stuff but smut too. Rated E. 4,474 words.

Lie In by anemptymargin • It’s Sunday morning and these cute lazy bums can’t get out of bed. Might turn you into a marshmallow. Rated E. 1,803 words.

It’s in Your Jeans by tawg • Nicholas looks really hot in jeans. Maybe a bit too hot for his own good since he and Danny are basically in a public place. Only downside in this fic is the lack of appropriate use of lubrication. Rated E. 2,985 words.

At First Sight by irisbleufic • From the very start, Danny has his eyes on Nicholas – and the other way around too. Near perfect following of the film plot with the romance just waiting to raise its head. Rated E. 2,932 words.


Why Don’t You & I - (Young)Remus Lupin Imagine

A/N: hello, dearies! me again! :D guess what? I got another request for you! actually two requests that I combined into one ;)


  • Anonymous said: Hi! I want to say that I LOVE your last Remus imagine. I LOVE The Beatles and I like all singers you wrote about in that imagine so I really felt like I am that girl. And I wanted to ask if you can write imagine about Remus where reader is James’s twin sister (but she doesn’t look like him) and she is little bit like Remus (she likes reading, learning and is little shy) so other Marauders and Lily(who is readers best friend) always say that they would be beautifull couple so they start dating? 
  • belamtex submitted: Hi! First of all congratulations on yo7r blog. I Looove it and your stories, they are addictive really, especially 10 things, sirius is a favourite of mine 💛 But my request is a one shot (or a short story if the idea inspires you somehow :-)) of remus. The reader is a good friend of the maradeurs, specially of remus, but she’s not aware of his furry little problem. they are learning the patronus charm during a dada class, and the reader finds out that her patronus is a wolf. there’s a commotion in the room due to lily and james’ patronuses but sirius sees what happened and decide he’s gonna bring the reader and remus together. What do you think? :-) Well, i hope this can give you some ideas. Congrats again for your writing! Love from Brazil :***

so, here they are! and again, I would like to apologize to both requesters for taking FOREVER with it but I really hope you guys like it :)

Disclaimer: I don’t own Harry Potter :)

Your name: submit What is this?

Why Don’t You & I

“You’re staring again” Lily’s voice snapped (Y/N) out of her thoughts.

“No, I’m not” she said looking back at her friend and then at her book.

“Really?” Alice mocked her. “Then what were we talking about?”

“Uh- something a-about what um- McGonagall s-said uh about the um- s-spell?”

“You know, you almost got it” Marlene said smirking. “Only one thing.”


“We’re working on Charms” she informed her making (Y/N) sigh frustrated.

“Fine I was staring again” she admitted.

“You don’t say” Alice said with a giggle.

“I don’t get it, (Y/N). You and Remus would be perfect for each other. Why don’t you just tell him that you like him?”

“Why don’t I-“ she said letting out a scoff. “Why don’t I just-?” she said laughing a little. “Yeah, that’s a great idea, Lils, why don’t I just tell Remus that I like him?” she said sarcastically.

“Well… why don’t you?” Marlene said in an obvious tone.

“Because! Because he’s my brother’s best friend” she started.

“Oh, please! (Y/N), you and Remus would be so good together, I’m sure even James would approve it” Alice informed her.

“Besides, I he- he’s my friend a-and he- I mean, what if he- doesn’t like me back? I don’t want this stupid crush to ruin our friendship” she said sadly looking down.

“(Y/N), first of all, Remus does like you back” Alice informed her.

“You guys are just saying that-“

“No, we’re not, (Y/N). Remus stares at you when you’re not looking” Lily told her.

“Maybe not as much as you stare at him” Marlene said earning a glare from the Potter witch. “But still…”

“He shares chocolate with you” Lily continued.

“Which he doesn’t do with anyone else” Alice added.

“He gets nervous every time you talk to him” Lily kept going.

“Again, not as nervous as you get when you talk to him but- hey!” Marlene complained when (Y/N) tossed a paper towards her.

“You guys are perfect for each other!” Lily concluded.

“Well, if we’re so perfect for each other why hasn’t he asked me out yet?”

“Isn’t it obvious?” Marlene said getting the attention to her. “He thinks that James would kill him. Your brother gave the warning to the three Marauders and everyone in the school that they couldn’t come near you without him approving it-“

“He what?!” (Y/N) said furiously.

“So, Remus is not going to do anything unless you do something or unless he knows James won’t kill him” Alice told her.

“Well, what am I supposed to do?”

“You could ask him to Hogsmeade next week” Lily suggested.

“But what if he says no?”

“He wouldn’t say no” Alice tried to convince her.

“I don’t know girls” she said nervously biting her lip.

“So, your plan is to look at him from a distance and never do anything about it?” Marlene questioned.

“That’s not… my only plan” she said awkwardly scribbling on her parchment. “Someday I’d like to plant a vegetable garden.“

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A surprise for my favourite girl - Reader x Nick Robinson one shot

Prompt: Can you do a nick Robinson one shot where your only 5'1 and senior in high school and you guys are together and he surprises her at school during class but people didn’t know that they where dating 
A/N: Sorry it took me a while to get to this one, every time i thought of Nick Robinson I thought about the BBC News correspondent! (Y/F/N - Your Friend’s Name) I know it doesn’t QUITE fit what you asked for but after a few attempts i just couldn’t get the story to flow. Hopefully you’ll like this one, please feel free to give me some feedback - tell me how you would have done it! 
Word count: 497

You were watching the clock tick from your desk, counting down the seconds to the weekend. Unfortunately, your school day was only half over - the countdown to lunch would have to do for now.

“Finally” you breathed a sigh of relief as the bell echoed through the classroom, signalling lunchtime. You practically ran out of the room, arm in arm with your best friend, Y/F/N. Practically inseparable since the two of you had been nee high to a grasshopper!  

You parted ways with Y/F/N and headed straight for your locker. After putting your books away and grabbing your lunch, you shut the locker door and turned briskly on your heels.
“Oh!” You gasped. You’d turned straight into someone.
The boy chuckled. “It’s good to see you too.”
You looked up and saw that wonderful boyfriend of yours. “What are you doing here?!” although you were whispering, you were still louder than you intended to be.
“What, I can’t come and surprise my favourite girl?” He was grinning; you on the other hand were blushing. 
“No! Not while I’m at school!” You could feel the eyes of other students, watching you.

You grabbed his hand and he followed you outside, you found a secluded bench and the two of you sat down.
“Hey, Y/N, are you okay?”
“Yeah, why?”
“Something just seems… off” there was concern in his voice, the kind that made you want to cry and tell him everything.
“It’s just you’re visiting me at school” you paused, he looked at you quizzically. “People don’t know about us and I like it that way, I don’t want anything to change. You being here, people are going to start asking questions.”
“Well, we’ll tell them to mind their own business! You’re in your senior year, you won’t have to put up with them much longer” he put a reassuring arm around you and you snuggled into his shoulder. 

The bell rang again to signal the end of lunch, you had been so wrapped up in Nick’s visit that you’d completely forgotten to eat.
“Oh shit” you gasped “Y/F/N, I was supposed to meet her in the canteen! Oh shit, shit, shit, shit!” You continued to say “shit” under your breath as you picked up your bag and stood up.
“I have to get to class”
“Okay baby, I’m guessing you don’t want me to come with you?” You knew he was joking but you shot him a look anyway. He laughed and wrapped both his arms around you. 

You lifted your head and stood on your tiptoes to give him a kiss before you left for your next class. Taking you by surprise, he lifted you off the ground to deepen the kiss; you giggled into his lips but gladly accepted. He put you down, keeping his hands on your waist; your hands were resting on his chest. Looking straight into your eyes he said “I love you Y/N, I always will, no matter what happens.”

A/N: Apologise if the school setting isn’t accurate to a typical American school. as a British person some things are slightly different so.. I tried

Mobile Masterlist

These are all written by me, you can find reblogged posts /here/

All are smut scenarios/one shots. 

Italicized = personal favourite

//I will update each time I post a new scenario//


Help Me Forget - Jungkook (angst)

My Sunshine - V/Taehyung (major fluff)

Unintentional Jealousy - V/Taehyung


Hotel Room - Sehun (idol!reader au, fluff)

Date Night - Sehun (Hotel Room sequel)


Congratulations - JB/Jaebum (rough, dominance)

Red Lace - JB/Jaebum


Loveseat - Bobby (fluffy af)



Your Birthday

Favourite Film/s to Watch

Getting Drunk

Making Them Smile

Fun Dance at Your Wedding

Their Favourite Date With You

You Have Dance Experience They Didn’t Know About

How You Sleep

Your First Time

How They Ask You Out


One-Shots (Bucky x Reader)


Training Mishap

Day Care

What A Woman

I’m Here


Fixer Upper




I’ve Got Your Back







Greeting (Bucky x Reader)

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3 (Smut)


Steve Rogers x Reader



Frank Castle x Reader



Peter Parker x Reader

How Did We End Up Here


Number Request Drabbles

Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?  - Bucky

If you wanted me to take my clothes off, you should have just asked. - Bucky

Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while… - Pietro

If you keep looking at me like that, we won’t make it to a bed. -  Bucky

I thought you were dead…  - Steve

Kiss me. - Tony

Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit! - Bucky

lucayaFEELS: A List of Well-Written Lucaya Fanfic Recommendations

As requested by lucayatrash (glad you asked because I have a lot), I will now be starting a list of my favourite Lucaya stories written to date! (I will be updating this on the regular as soon as i discover more)


*NOTE: This list is NOT compromised in any fashion, meaning NO I am not promoting an author more or less if they ask me to - this is all entirely MY OPINION. 

Updated: 09/07/2015


1) Wild Wild West

By: tiramisuspice

Status: Ongoing

define-minkii Summary: Action packed, heart-racing story with a pure texan, vigilante Lucas and a hard-hitting, fierce Maya with some killer sharpshooting skills. This story will keep you HOOKED, even if you’re not into the whole ‘western’ setting with stories (I for one, had no idea what to expect when I started reading this). Not your typical Lucaya fic with some mere beat-ups, WE’RE TALKING THE BIG LEAGUES WITH FIRE-OFFS AND RUTHLESS KILLING (of course sanctioned so it works with the plot believe me), aaand all wrapped up with adorable Lucas and Maya moments (ahem when they’re not at each other’s throats). {You will be withering in despair, as I am now, when waiting for an update. Tiramisuspice is known for her petrifying cliffhangers}

2) “Did You Notice?”

By: sunshinematthews (past: rangerhuckleberry)

Status: Ongoing {PART1 | PART 2| more to come!} 

define-minkii Summary: This. Is. So. Well-written. This piece is written in the form of perspectives with each GMW character recalling how they “first” noticed the chemistry between Lucas and Maya before they even noticed it themselves; in the form of a body part or sense (Don’t really get it? Read the story, you’ll know what I mean). Every POV is written exactly in the way that I would imagine the characters to speak/think, and that in itself is crazy impressive. My personal favourite would have to be Smackle’s recollection in Part 2.

3) “Not Enough”

By: author_abz

Status: Completed

*Warning : Story contains smut

define-minkii Summary: Honestly this fic is written eloquently with a well developed Maya and Lucas character and I love it, but it isn’t for everyone, mostly because the whole story is basically revolved around the idea of Lucas and Maya’s actions at a party; but having their own contradictions as Maya thinks about her allegiance for Riley, and so on. Read at your own discretion! 

4) “Something Borrowed”

By: ehefler

Status: –  *Warning : Slow updates

define-minkii Summary: Lucaya fake dating. Lucas needs to introduce his “girlfriend” to his parents and since his mother loves Maya so much from their past meeting with the Hart and Friar Muffin project, Lucas chooses her. I completely fell in love with this story with how it developed Lucas and Maya’s relationship from their bickering, Maya’s strong-headed attitude, to meeting parents. 

5) “Love and War”

By: tiramisuspice

Status: Ongoing

define-minkii Summary: A collection of amazingly written Lucaya one-shots. If you’re looking for stories that will make you muffle your cries of “I love them together so much” at 12 in the middle of the night - look no further, friend. All I can say about Maya and Lucas’ relationship is, “I’ll have what they’re having, please.”

6) The B-Word

By: perfectbrokenhart

Status: Completed

define-minkii Summary: A look at Lucaya through the ages and a great hand at time-lapse writing that shows how love develops through the years and how a relationship doesn’t have to be bounded by a solid term.

7) “Sleeping In”

By: foreveremotionallycompromised

Status: Completed

define-minkii Summary: Exactly what you’d imagine an overnight project completing session at Lucas’ house turn “sleepover” be with Lucas and Maya. Really adorable.

8) “Bet You Can’t”

By: sunshinematthews (past: rangerhuckleberry)

Status: Completed

define-minkii Summary: A story written by seamlessly combining different requests, from rumours about Maya and Lucas sleeping together that lead to character development, cute couple-y moments, and protective Lucas. Extra kudos for the “Bonus” at the end, that is probably the most realistic/natural I’ve ever read married Lucaya being, and I loved it.

9) “Indefinitely”

By: ashisfriendly

Status: Completed

define-minkii Summary: Simple and really cute Lucaya story about Lucas and Maya studying for the SATs and ending up sleeping on the floor together (just sleeping). For those of you thinking it’s bland, well there is a kiss in there…

10) “The Nights We Won’t Remember”

By: quorra laraex 

Status: Ongoing *Warning: Slow Updates

define-minkii Summary: Lucaya and an everything but innocent trip to Las Vegas. What happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas. I don’t even know how to describe this story, I really like it though.

11)  “Go Get Your Hart”

By: sunshinematthews (past: rangerhuckleberry)

Status: Ongoing (PART 1 | PART 2 | PART 3 | PART 3bPART 4 | more on the way!}

define-minkii Summary: Alright what’s better at hitting all the nostalgic feels than with all the characters from the Disney/Nickelodian shows from your childhood - in a college together? Here we have Mister Clueless Friar himself trying to deny/come to terms with the fact that he actually might have deep, underlying feelings for Miss Maya Penelope Hart and for crying out loud, everyone realizes but him. Really cute fic, and if you grew up watching Austin and Ally, iCarly, A.N.T. Farm, Hannah Montana, and Wizards of Waverly Place (which you probably have since these shows aren’t even that old), then you will enjoy this all the more! 

Update after PART 3 - Ok, you guys seriously need to read this one, rangerhuckleberry actually put an amazing plot twist in for Maya’s boyfriend (oh and sidenote, a scene in this PART 3 update made me cry. It’s either because of how well it was written or because I should totally be studying for my exams and not reading fanfics right now). 

Update after PART 4 - I read this part so long ago but I forgot to add it to this list (I just went through rangerhuckleberry’s massive archive to find this part since it wasn’t updated on her masterpost of pieces *phew*, thanks for keeping your archieve so neat Des. Made my hunt a bit easier :)) If you’ve been looking for a fic where Lucas asks Maya to prom with an extremely cute promposal just to defend his anything-but-just-friends actions with “We’re just friends!” - this is the one (It’s amazing).

12) “Enceinte”

By: tiramisuspice 

Status: Ongoing

define-minkii Summary: No list is complete without this story. I’m pretty sure everyone in this fandom knows about this fic (for crying out loud, the feels were so intense I made a post on it a while ago with a gif and everything). I was never the largest fan on pregnancy stories as they typically surround the same plot, BUT, this story is incredible, to say the least. The transition between time frames and the overall personification of Lucas and Maya is perfect. 

13) “Life Embodied”

By: sunshinematthews (past: rangerhuckleberry)

Status: Ongoing

define-minkii Summary: The plot of this story is so unique, I’ve literally never read any Lucaya fic done in this angst-y style. IT’S DEEP. AND I LOVE IT. Brief: Lucas is a deaf dancer and Maya is a blind artist; but they can both understand each other better than themselves. 

14) “Because I Want You”

By: sunshinematthews (past: rangerhuckleberry)

Status: Completed

define-minkii Summary: A common plot line we see with Lucaya fics is the “Maya being comforted” ones. But I’m not complaining! Maya is one of the bravest and strongest female leads I’ve seen a Disney channel show create in a long time… I’m just saying that sometimes we forget that the most Mr. Perfect guys can have their insecure moments too. This story portrays Lucas and Maya as a completely DL couple who are basically so low key that their friends don’t even know they’re going out, and try setting them up with other people. Now, that hook already got me because it’s super realistic for Lucaya, and it’s written so, so well. However, it’s the part after that really set this story’s perfect rating for me. It’s the fact that Lucas’ insecurity or fear about not being what Maya wants, leads to the two having an incredibly cute conversation. A+ story, really. 

15) “Let’s Get These Teen Hearts Beating Faster, Faster”

By: quorra laraex 

Status: Completed

define-minkii Summary: If there was ever to be a Lucaya fic that should win the “HOT DAMN” award for the most sexual tension without the characters even doing anything, really - it would be this story. In summary, Farkle asks for kissing lessons because he wants to impress Riley…at least that’s what Maya and Lucas agreed to. 

16) “Write Me Down, Eat Me Up”

By: quorra laraex 

Status: Ongoing

define-minkii Summary: The style of this story is something that I’ve never seen in a fanfic. Organized as a journal that both Maya and Riley retell their experiences in as they happen, this fic is extremely fun to read. Topics covered: Lucaya fake dating, jealous exes (cough, Josh), and the whole senior year shebang (did I just say ‘Shebang’ dang…that’s like dad-talk…)

17) “My Soul to Keep”

By: lxcayawriters (perfectbrokenhart ; rangerhuckleberry)

Status: Ongoing

define-minkii Summary: Princess, Princes, Witches, Queens, Kings, and Kingdoms - this is as fantasy themed as it gets here in the Lucaya fandom. This story is written stylistically in a medieval tone that enraptures the reader as they learn of Prince Lucas’ plans to marry his betrothed’s lady in waiting, that goes off course with a witch’s spell… Such a thrill to read!

Update after CHAPTER 2 - Transported to the modern world with Maya as a world famous pop star and Lucas… with his memories seemingly wiped?! Commence Maya’s journey to restore her love’s recollection of the past. And if that’s not already difficult enough, Sophia the witch returns…

18) “A Father’s Blessing”

By: perfectbrokenhart/smileslikesunset

Status: Completed

define-minkii Summary: When I first finished this story at one in the morning (no it’s not that long, I just started at midnight) I was left with this warm-fuzzy feeling that is simply indescribable because this piece is so good, I could cry. I wouldn’t be able to write a summary that could do this story justice.. but here’s my attempt: Stand in the shoes of Cory Matthews in this one-shot, and see what he thinks and feels about Lucas asking out both his daughters - Riley, then Maya. And then be absolutely stunned at how unexpectedly well the story pulls that common idea off and turns it into something so amazingly original. The main reason I love this story is because the plot-line is first of all, realistic. It goes along with the events of the show to create a perfect linkage of what a transition from Rucas to Lucaya could look like and be believable. Secondly, the plot-line is well-rounded - certain phrases used in the beginning are re-used in the end to create such a memorable complete feeling for the reader. This story is definitely worth a read!

19) “Alternative Solutions”

By:  sunshinematthews (past: rangerhuckleberry)

Status: Completed

define-minkii Summary: Lucas Friar, Maya Hart and a kiss that just doesn’t seem to be happening because Friar can’t take his girlfriend’s height seriously. Around the world fellow shortstacks of pancakes are sighing in understanding… 

20) The Art Of Seduction

By: tiramisuspice

Status: Ongoing

define-minkii Summary: Moving to Texas isn’t easy as it is, but with a heavy past of a certain ex, and a deal to seduce a certain playboy Friar within the time constrains of a month or face the consequence of a humiliating punishment, Maya’s gotten herself into quite a mess on her first day of school…

21) “A Lifetime of Love”

By: tiramisuspice

Status: Ongoing

define-minkii Summary: Even if the tears haven’t fallen yet doesn’t mean they’re not coming, not if the fact that this story is based off of the famous Nicholas Sparks novel/film “A Walk to Remember” has anything to do with it.
*More detailed summary coming when more chapters are posted

22) “Forever”

By: tiramisuspice

Status: Completed

define-minkii Summary: IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR YOUR DAILY DOSE OF TEARS (Not that you should…honestly if you need someone to talk to about something, I’m here for you.) THEN LOOK NO FURTHER. I know I say often that a story moves me to the brink of tears, if that were the case, THEN THIS STORY HAS PUSHED ME INTO THE FREAKING OCEAN. Still don’t believe me? Try Lucas Friar went to war for twelve months leaving Maya at home pregnant and a few weeks away from her due date. Try Lucas and Maya trying to make their relationship work through crappy connection Skype calls and two week breaks from base. Try Lucas Friar gave up his life to save a fellow soldier leaving Maya in inexplicable depression weeks away from her due date. 

This story goes back and forth from the gut-wrenching present to the more light-hearted past through expertly embedded flashbacks. The development of feelings is written so incredibly if you’ve ever experienced emotions even slightly comparable to Maya, you will be in tears. The human psyche is expressed so so well (When is it the appropriate time to come to terms with the present? You’ll get it once you read the story). 

This has to be the best representation of depression to recovery I have ever seen in a fanfic and although arguable, (and as I have already told tiramisuspice), amongst Enceinte, and Wild Wild West, this has to be her best work so far. 

*Spoiler! - Do not read until finished with the story! (Well…if you care about spoilers that is…if you don’t mind then by all means, proceed) - I especially love tiramisuspice’s touch of writing the flashbacks in backwards chronological order, so that the last memory we have is their first meeting and the baby being born in present time, that way, although the story is quite the tear-jerker, we end with a happier/more light-hearted impression. DAMMIT THE BABY’S NAME IS LUCAS, I’M NOT CRYING, YOU ARE. 

23) “Hearts Like Criminals”

By: Blue Elephant 18 

Status: Completed

define-minkii Summary: Written as flashbacks of events and the development of Lucas and Maya’s relationship, this two chapter story is exactly what you need for a short but feel-packed read. Although cliff-hanger-esque endings bug me as a reader, I actually especially loved the open-ended nature of this conclusion. :)

24) “A Little Messy”

By: maywemeetagain-youheldyourbreath

Status: Completed

define-minkii Summary: Back and forth perspectives from Lucas and Maya on various ordered events, Lucas realizes that he really isn’t a prince and Maya isn’t just a princess’ best friend. I love the writing style of this piece and how the ideas of a “not-prince” and “sidekick’ were constantly referred to.


Ao3 Writer: AmericanCanada

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Username on AO3: AmericanCanada

URL on Tumblr: undadasea ( @undadaseea )

Nickname: AC

Date started writing YOI fanfiction: Febuary 16, 2017

Preferred Genres in Writing: Fluff, Angst, AU

Works: My current WIP is my multi-chapter fic, Stay By My Side. It’s a kind of fluffy Cinderella style au that may soon be edited.

Some of my one-shots include Where There is Love, There is Life which is my favourite of my fanfics, a huge ball of fluff that showcases some parts of Yuuri and Victor’s wedding. As well as Simplicity which gets a little more emotional, showing Yuuri’s thoughts on his time and his love for Victor, in a way working together with A Lovely Day in St. Petersburg which is similar in plot, filled with Victor’s thoughts on how Yuuri changed his life.

About: Most of what I write is fluff, and it’s a joy to write. It brings me a goofy smile, and calms me down when I’m in a bad mood. I post my fanfics in a hope to do the same to others, make their day a little better. And I have, I have gotten a few messages about it and that fuels me to post more. 


Anonymous said: Can I request a Kevin one shot where he’s never watched a Studio Ghibli movie and the reader adores them and makes him marathon it and he gets hooked and she says her favourite part is how delicately they interpret love and that’s why she doesn’t date anymore because her luck was always with inconsiderate jerks but she likes Kevin and doesn’t say anything only that he’ll make someone lucky when he dates again

A/N: *Nervous laughter* Well, I’ve never really watched many Studio Ghibli movies apart from two or three, and that was a long time ago, so I really did try my best and I’m sorry if it sucks.

Word count: 830

Relationship: Kevin/Reader

Warnings: none


You sighed, closing the book you were reading with a loud thump. Dean and Sam Winchesters were two of the few friends in your life, and after they had asked for your help on some translation thing, you had gladly accepted. But now, a few weeks after going to sleep at 3 A.M. almost every night and reading more books than ever, you were ready to give up on this.

The only plus side to this was Kevin Tran.

Kevin was a “Prophet of the Lord,” and the person you saw most around the Bunker. You practically spend the whole day with him; sometimes just sitting in front of him or researching quietly or maybe next to him while forcing him to take breaks. Either way, you had become very close to Kevin, and there was no denying that you felt something else than just simple friendship towards him, but that was a secret you intended to keep to yourself.

You shook your head, clearing away your thoughts of Kevin. The sudden motion distracted said Prophet, and he looked away from the angel tablet and up to you.

“You okay?” He asked, a bit of concern in his voice.

“Yeah, just a bit tired,” you smiled and rubbed your eyes. “Hey, how ‘bout we take a break? It’s about time we should.”

The last time you had looked away from your book was when you and Kevin had taken a small lunch break a few hours ago. You were getting quite hungry again, and honestly you could think of a thousand things to do instead of reading endless pages about long-dead languages.

“We could watch something like Whisper of the Heart, or Castle in the Sky,” you suggested, standing up and stretching your arms.

“I’ve never heard of those,” Kevin frowned, standing up as well. Your mouth dropped and Kevin laughed at your dramatically-horrified expression. “What?”

“But they’re awesome! Come on Kev, you’ve got to be kidding me,” you insisted, but Kevin shook his head. “Well, I know what we’re gonna do today.”

You made a bowl of popcorn along with two sandwiches as Kevin set up his laptop to the TV in your room. You settled on your bed When everything was finally set up, Kevin joining you a few seconds later. He gasped and laughed at the right places, and you could see that he was still excited about the movie even after it ended.

“Did you like it?” You asked jokingly, placing the dirty dishes on your nightstand.

“Liked it? (Y/N), it was amazing,” he grinned.

“Do you want to watch another one?” you smiled back, and Kevin nodded enthusiastically. What was supposed to be a short break turned into a long movie marathon, and a few hours later you were starting to fall asleep. Kevin noticed this and carefully wrapped an arm around you so that you could comfortably rest your head on his shoulder.

“You know what I love most about this?” You whispered in an effort to keep awake. Kevin gave you a small “hmm?” and you yawned. “They don’t just throw love in like it’s a meaningless thing. They actually show how beautiful and extraordinary it can be, and how sometimes you need time to build it up.”

“Getting cheesy, are we?” Kevin laughed, and you scoffed playfully.

“Hey, I can be cheesy if I want to,” you said. “Anyhow, that’s why I prefer these movies instead of the actual thing. They can have happy endings instead of sad ones.”

“What do you mean?” Kevin asked, turning his head in your direction and away from the TV.

“I haven’t exactly had nice dating experiences,” you shrugged, yawning again. “One time I dated this guy who was late on almost every date. And another even cheated on me for about two months before telling me that ‘I just wasn’t good enough.’”

“But you’re amazing, (Y/N),” Kevin insisted, and you shot him a small smile. “I just can’t believe anyone would do that, especially to someone like you.”

“Thanks, Kev,” you whispered. “You know, you’ll make someone very lucky one day.”

“So will you,” Kevin said, but you only smiled, not believing his words. “No, (Y/N), I’m serious. You are so smart, fearless, kind, beautiful, and about a million other things.”

You blushed and looked away, but Kevin gently put his hands on the sides of your face.

“(Y/F/N), never listen to anyone who says you’re not good enough, because you are,” he said, and with a sudden burst of bravery, you leaned forward, crashing your lips with his. Kevin was surprised for a second, but then kissed you back, and you could feel a smile forming on his lips. You pulled away after about a minute, giggling at Kevin’s blush.

“Maybe I could give dating a second chance,” you said with a smile.

“I’ll make sure to find you the right guy,” Kevin replied, wrapping you in a hug as you kissed him again.

"Are You Dating My Sister?!"

“Ooh, one shot idea! Maybe you could do a SiriusxReader story where the reader is James’s twin sister, and finds out Sirius and the reader were secretly dating.” 

Warnings: None
A/N: All characters from the Potterverse belong to J.K. Rowling
One-shot Masterlist is linked here: [X] 

 It was October 31st; your absolute favourite time of the year. Halloween had always been the most anticipated celebration of your year. The glossy pumpkins, stencil bats, apple bobbing, children in dressed up as ghosts and trolls. Halloween excited you more than any other event. 

 You had eaten your body weight in pumpkin pie at the Halloween feast in the Great Hall and had resorted to lying on the plush velveteen sofa by the fire. You couldn’t remember feeling so blissful in ages, the sound of the fire, the murmur of conversation; today had been a great day. You closed your eyes only to feel a light kiss being planted on the top of your head followed by a thump on the sofa next to you. You opened one sleepy eye to see Sirius smiling, with an equally blissful expression on his face. 

"They must drug those pies with happy pills,” he smiled. You chuckled in return and mumbled some kind of agreement. Sirius placed his head on his knees and curled up next to you, his hair draping like a strange knotty curtain around his head.

“Hey Padfoot!” James’ voice burst through the common room. Sirius’ head pricked up immediately, his whole demeanour changing. He clambered over the sofa knocking over a stack of books. 

“Did you do it! Did you ask her?” Sirius’ voice was excited and kept breaking mid sentence. 

“He did!” Peter laughed. “Oh god, did he ask her!” He broke into a fit of laughter as he bent over double to regain himself. 

“Wha?…What happened!” Sirius asked, feeling horrified for his best friend.

“She bloody said no again!” Peter scoffed. James smacked him over the back of the head and collapsed over the edge of the sofa, landing on you. 

“Get off!!” You yelped under the weight of your brother. “James your crushing me!” James laughed hard as Sirius dived on top of both of you, starting a pile on.

“Sirius you flea bag, get off!” James wheezed. 

“Hey if you’re referring to the time I had fleas, that was because of your cat! Not me!” Sirius laughed but the laugh didn’t last long as Peter preformed a run up dive, landing on the three of you. 

“PETER!” You all yelled in unison and pain.

“Bloody hell you fool, I think I’ve broken a rib!” James cried out over dramatically.

 "Don’t be such a baby! I’m the one at the bottom!“ You protested. 

At that very moment the portrait slid open and Remus and Lily walked in. 

"What the bloody hell is going on?” Remus exclaimed, bursting into laughter at the site of the four of you in a strange crumpled stack on the sofa. 

“Guys! You’re crushing (Y/N)! You okay down there?” Lily laughed. 

“Fine,” you strained. Everyone rolled off of you and laid sprawled out panting and laughing on the floor of the common room. 

“God Sirius…Try and resist the urge to jump on (Y/N) when James is around,” Remus chuckled. Yours and Sirius’ eyes widened. Did Remus just slip that you were dating? How did he even know you were going out? 

“What?” Laughed James, his face puzzled. 

“Oh god,” Peter whispered under his breath, waiting for what was coming next.

“Are you dating my sister Sirius?!” James asked, his voice shocked. 

“Only since yesterday… I was going to tell you but I couldn’t find the right moment,” Sirius replied awkwardly. You shot him a death stare. Peter slid Lily a galleon a across the floor, making everyone look at them with confusion.

“I knew Remus would be the one to leak it,” Lily shrugged casually, claiming her bet winnings.

“Oi,” Remus glared at Lily, making her laugh loudly.

“Sorry James… I know you’re in love with me and all…” Sirius joked and the group laughed. 

James sat silently for a minute, the group anticipating his response. “Just… Please no public signs of affection,” James pleaded, relief flooding through you. His approval was the most important to you.

“We’ll keep our clothes on,” Sirius promised, winking at you. You looked around your friends; they all looked genuinely pleased you were together. You weren’t sure why you were so worried about outing your relationship. Once you’d got to Lily’s face something was different. She looked determined and scared at the same time. 

“Hey James,” Lily asked nervously. “Can you.. er.. Come with me back to the Great Hall?..I’ve left my wand there.” James raised an eyebrow and jumped up, a little to keenly perhaps and with that they left the common room. 

“Five galleons on that she asks him out now.” Remus betted. 

“I bet six,” Sirius beamed, resting his head on your shoulder. 

“Well, looks like it’s just going to be you and me now Moony.” Peter said, his voice humorous yet a little sad. Remus joined in on the jokey role-play and put his arm around Peter, while you and Sirius began serenading them with the worst ever rendition of ‘I Will Always Love You.”

anonymous asked:

can you rec any one-shots that will make your heart burst from cuteness? ilyssssm

Check out our tag for Fluff here where you can find plenty more one shots. These are a few of my favourites:

Title: That Potter Boy
Author: BadgerInMySoup
Rating: T
Genre(s): Romance, Humour
Chapters: 1
Word Count: 1,509
Summary: For six summers, Lily’s parents hear all about that Potter boy. Then comes the seventh.

Title: A Puddifoot’s Valentine’s Date
Author: B.C Daily
Rating: K
Genre(s): Romance, Humour
Chapters: 1
Word Count: 4,427
Summary: Tossing aside his manly pride, James decides to take Lily on her perfect Valentine’s Day date at Madam Puddifoot’s tea shop.

Title: Untitled
Author: hiddenpolkadots
Rating: Not rated
Genre(s): Romance, Humour
Chapters: 1
Word Count: ~
Summary: James Potter was a miserable human being who swore that as soon as he could move without the goddamn room spinning, he was going to hunt down Sirius and flay him alive.  

Title: Untitled
Author: scared-of-clouds
Rating: Not rated
Genre(s): Romance, Fluff
Chapters: 1
Word Count: ~
Summary: Where James is a professional Quidditch player and he’s playing at the World Cup.  

Title: It Happened One Day In A Coffee Shop
Author: littlemissjily
Rating: T
Genre(s): Romance
Chapters: 1
Word Count: 1,646
Summary: “She was the pretty redheaded waitress who worked at the coffee shop across the street from his apartment, and he’d been absolutely besotted with her from the first day he walked in and saw her wiping the counter.” Muggle AU. Lily works in a coffee shop and James is a fool in love.

Title: Hogsmeade
Author: lizardcookie
Rating: Not rated
Genre(s): Romance, Humour, Fluff
Chapters: 1
Word Count: ~
Summary: He was late. Very, very late. As in, not coming late.

Title: The Early Morning Toast Brigade
Author: GhostOfBambi
Rating: T
Genre(s): Romance, Humour
Chapters: 1
Word Count: 2,479
Summary: In which Lily Evans makes the best of insomnia, with the help of her womanly wiles.

Title: The Incident in the Library
Author: greenconverses
Rating: T
Genre(s): Romance
Chapters: 1
Word Count: ~3,000
Summary: Lily Evans has been distracted lately…and it’s all because of James Potter and his stupid, unbuttoned shirt. Hardly any fluff, but plenty of shirtless James for everybody.

Title: The First Date
Author: maraudingwhale
Rating: Not rated
Genre(s): Romance
Chapters: 1
Word Count: ~
Summary: And Lily could not take it anymore and hence stood up on the bench and asked James Potter out in front of the whole of Hogwarts.

anonymous asked:

Imagine nonbinary!Bucky finally feeling comfortable in their relationship with Natasha.

“Why don’t you ask her?” Steve says.

Bucky tucks a lock of their hair behind their ear. They’ve been growing it out, and they’d let Wanda put a streak of blue in there with hair chalk, maybe against their better judgement. Wanda is already planning more and better things to do with it.

At the bar, Natasha is drinking an old-fashioned and laughing with Maria, who is tonight’s designated barkeep and terrible at it to boot. Natasha looks really beautiful in the dark blue dress she’d put on tonight, and Bucky is desperate to tell her/ask her on a date. Not that they were going to let Steve in on this secret.

“What is with you and setting Natasha up, Steven?” they say instead. “I heard about Banner and her. Your fault.”

“I just want her to be happy,” Steve says. “And I think you’d be great together. You’ve got shared life experience…”

“I’ve tried to kill her three times,” Bucky says, “that I can remember. Besides, isn’t she straight?”

“I don’t know that she is, pal,” Steve says.

“You don’t know a lot,” Bucky says.

“What’s the harm in asking?”

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Didn’t See It Coming

Ahhh, I’ve been saving this request for you as your my favourite author on tumblr, could you write a one shot where the reader is Hotch’s daughter and is dating someone who happens to become an unsub, Spencer notices before anyone else that something isn’t right and goes to visit her, finding her tied and beaten up in her apartment he had tied her up so she couldn’t call for help and has beat her up because she tried to stop him, Spence saves her and stays with her and just fluff, thank you ❤️

I can do this!  This is a pretty loaded prompt, so if enough people want another part I can write the taking care of scene, but there was a lot to pack in to fully flesh out your idea.

Warning though, the scene in which he finds you is described in painful detail.  Here is your one-shot, comin’ ‘atcha!

(Part 2)

Driving in the SUV, Spencer’s eyes whip around all of the streets, refusing to waste the time to cut on his blinker as he ricochets his car to the left, barreling down the road towards your home.

It had been four days since the team first got the case, and Spencer couldn’t help but see you in all of the victims.

“Reid, a lot of women have Y/C/H hair and Y/C/E eyes.  I’m sure that if Hotch felt something was wrong, he would call her and inform her.”

Morgan’s words kept ringing in his ears from the very first day of the case.

You were his boss’s daughter, and it was no secret that you and Spencer got along well.  You were constantly getting coffee and light lunches together, coordinating break times and texting each other to check up during cases that took Spencer away.

Hotch wasn’t a fan of it at first, but Rossi had kept reassuring him that if there was any man that would latch on to you, Spencer was the best one for the job.

And finally, Hotch had relented.

Meaning, the two of you no longer had to feel awkward around your father when he called and you two were together for one reason or another.

But now, after several failed text messages and many calls on Hotch’s part being shot to voicemail, even Aaron began to worry as he started running his hand through his hair.

That was when Hotch had ordered Spencer to go check on her, just to make sure she was alright.

But on the ride there, Spencer’s mind kept whirling.

And the more it spun, the more pieces started falling into place.

“Shit,” he murmurs, fumbling his phone in between his fingers as he hits Hotch’s speed dial number.

“Reid, do you have her?” Hotch answers.

“No, still driving.  Listen, Hotch…our unsub, mid-thirties male with mother issues and problems performing sexually.  Mom has the broad characteristics of the girls being killed, and probably has massive anxiety issues, especially with going out into public, right?”

“I know the profile, Reid,” Hotch bites, “how far out are-”

“Has anyone looked into Y/N’s boyfriend?” Reid asks.

Hotch furrows his brow deep as he opens his mouth, but remains speechless.

Taking the phone from Hotch’s hand, Rossi places Spencer on speakerphone as he cocks an eyebrow at Aaron.

“Reid?” he asks.

“Rossi, tell Garcia to run a full background check on a Robert Morris,” Spencer says.

“How’s that?” Rossi asks.

“Y/N’s boyfriend,” Reid lulls.

“But I thought-”

“I know what you guys thought,” Spencer bites before sighing heavily and hanging another broad right turn, “just do it.”

“Hotch, listen…if Y/N’s still a virgin, she wouldn’t know about his sexual performance issues.  And since she’s a homebody anyway, she wouldn’t know-”

“-about his social anxiety,” Hotch breathes, his face paling as he reaches back for his suit jacket.

“Reid?  Step on it,” Hotch breathes, scurrying out of the bullpen while Morgan places the call to Garcia.

“I’m coming with you,” David says, staying at Hotch’s side as Hotch slowly turns his head towards his friend.

“You can’t let me in that house.  If something’s wrong-”

“I know,” Rossi nods, stepping into the elevator with his friend, “I’ll tackle you to the ground if I have to.”


Pulling up into your driveway, the front door swinging wide open alerts Spencer to danger.

His eyes began to water at the idea that he may have been right.

Pulling his weapon as he slowly approaches the your house, he clears his corners before stepping into the dark house, looking at all of the overturned, broken furniture.

And just before he went to call out your name, Spencer’s phone rang at his hip.

“Shit,” he murmurs, his hand flying to the device as he clicks it silent.

And then?  He heard a groan.

“Y/N?” he calls out, slowly meandering through the open rooms as his eyes take in the scene.

As his eyes settle on a train of blood, he slowly makes his way up the stairs as he tries to calm the shaking in his hands.

“Y/N!?” he calls out a bit louder.

And this time you groaned a bit louder.

Walking slowly down the hallway, clearing the rooms as the blood trail gets thicker and thicker, he swallows hard just as he puts his hand on the cracked door, the hinges creaking and grinding as his eyes widen slowly.

There you sat.  Bound to a chair.  Your legs duct-taped wipe open as a bloody protrusion sits in between your legs, a piece of glass lodged into the top of your thigh as your head lobs forward, tears pouring down your bruised and battered face.

“Oh, my god,” Spencer murmurs, holstering his gun as he rushes towards you, his hands lightly cupping your cheek as he brings your head level to his, your left eye swollen and bruised while the other sits half-open, a gash ricocheting diagonally across your right eye as the imprint of a hand begins to blare itself around your neck.


“Sssshhhh sh sh sh sh,” Spencer says, a tear pouring down his cheek as he begins to work the duct tape off of one of your ankles.


“He’s coming,” Spencer reassures you, talking through his tears as he finally works your stabbed leg free, “I promise you he’s coming.”

But your eyes widened as Robert appeared in the door.

Crying out as Spencer turns around, he blocks the metal pipe coming down at him with his arm, his jaw gritting in pain as he stands up, grasping the pipe as he rams Robert into the wall.

“You get away from her!” Robert roars.

“Not on your life,” Spencer growls.

Backing him out into the hallway, Spencer brings his knee up into Robert’s stomach as the man doubles over, gasping for air as Spencer comes down with his elbow on the back of the man’s neck.

And that’s when he heard someone bounding up the steps.

Drawing his gun, he points it at the figure as Morgan comes around the corner, his hands thrusting high into the air as tears stream down Spencer’s raging face.

“Whoa whoa whoa, pretty boy.  It’s alright.  It’s just me,” Morgan coos, his eyes dropping to the body laying at Spencer’s feet.

“He alive?” Morgan asks.

“Unfortunately,” Spencer says, holstering his gun as he rushes back into the room.

“Is there an ambulance here?” Spencer roars behind him, listening to a tussle going on outside as he works your other leg free.

“Called for it on the way here, should be pulling up any second,” Morgan says as he cuffs the unconscious man on the floor.

Working your other leg free as you hang your head, your breathing become audible as the pain in your leg starts to ricochet up your side.

“I’m going t-”

The sobs caught in Spencer’s throat as his eyes travel to the protrusion in between your legs.

The idea made him absolutely sick.

“I’m going-”

Taking in a shaky breath, he hears Morgan finally shuffling the rousing man down the stairs, reading his rights as he presses the heels of his hands into his eyes.

“I’m so sorry, Y/N,” he whispers as he shifts around you, working the binds off of your hands as he tries to put off the inevitable.

Grasping an evidence bag from his pocket, you raise your head to look him in his eyes as tears begin to flow once again down your cheeks.

“It’s ok,” you whisper, nodding lightly to him as he swallows thickly.

Feeling his hand creep up your thigh, your body begins to tremble in fear as Spencer begins to talk to you lowly, reassuring you with sweet nothing that you are safe, and that he is gone, and that you will be taken care of.

Grasping the object as he slowly pulls it from between your legs, you whimper in pain as anger flows through him, his hands trembling as he sticks the small metal pipe into the evidence bag, sealing it before his tears can taint the evidence.

You began to sob in shame.

As Morgan approaches silently from behind, he takes the bag from Spencer, their eyes connecting heavily for a second as Morgan’s jaw clenches in anger.

“The ambulance is ready for her,” he glowers.

“Take this to someone.  Anyone, except Hotch,” Spencer pleads.

“That won’t be a problem,” Morgan states as he rises to his feet, “Rossi has him handcuffed to the car door.”

Feeling Spencer hoist you into his arms, his clothes slowly absorbing your blood as you lay your head on his shoulder, your mouth groaning with every step he takes.

“It’s okay,” he trembles as the tears begin to drip down his neck, “I’ve got you now.  You’re safe.”

Spencer cursed himself within his own mind, angry that he didn’t see the signs sooner than this.

“You couldn’t of,” you say, almost reading his thoughts as Spencer angles his head and looks down at you.

“You couldn’t of known.  None of you could’ve,” you hoarsely whisper just before Spencer steps out of the house with you.

As the paramedics rush towards you, his arms lowering you to the rolling gurney as he lightly brushes the blood-soaked hair from your face, you hear your father yell for you in the background just before the heavy foot-falling of steps.

Rossi must have let him go.

“Y/N!” Hotch roars, his body scurrying to your side as he looks down at you, his own daughter…bloodied and bruised and broken.

“Oh, my god,” he whispers, his face crinkling as he begins to sob at your side.

“You can ride with us, Dad,” the paramedic says, rolling you to the vehicle as Spencer watches Hotch trot by your side, holding your ligature-marked arm as your eyes flutter heavily.

“Stay with us, sweet pea,” Hotch begs, tears dripping down his face as his eyes scour your entire body, stopping on the glass protruding from your leg.

“Just stay with us,” he whispers desperately.

And as Spencer watched the ambulance doors shut, he watches his boss peer out at him through the windows, a mixture of sadness and gratefulness washing over his features as the ambulance begins to pull away.

“Come on, kid,” Morgan says lowly through his own choked emotions, “you can ride with me to the hospital.”

anonymous asked:

Favorite pynch fanfics?

iwon’t read a fic unless it is a) over 3,000 words and b) has a decent amount of feedback, which often leads to me reading the fics with the most hits. I am so desperately picky with writing that I will literally close out a fic after reading the first sentence. Don’t kill me coz these are literally what come up when you filter the fics by most popular on ao3, but they honestly are the best ones!!!

Simmer Down and Pucker Up - 11k. I actually don’t even remember what this one is because I’ve read so much Ronan/Adam in the last month it’s all starting to blur together, but I bookmarked it so I know I definitely liked it.

Drive It Like You Stole It - 14k. God, this one is SO GOOD. I’ve read it multiple times. The characterization is spot-fucking-on. Ronan and Adam are hard-headed, emotionally compromised idiots in love. It touches on the idea that Cabeswater might be influencing Adam’s feelings better than any other fic I’ve read, and accurately portrays Adam’s trust issues and how they might hurt Ronan. So romantic in the most Adam/Ronan-y way. Probably my favourite one I’ve read so far.

This Isn’t a Heist - I actually avoided this fic for a long time because I literally HATE fake dating fics it’s literally the most overused and gimmicky trope ever I hate hate hate. Despise. But I decided to give this one a shot because I enjoyed the writer’s other work so much and I was not disappointed. It’s not like other fake dating fics, there’s so much longing in Ronan’s POV and the characterization is just so perfect. It’s not like a “they’re not in love until they fake date” like it usually is. The feelings are already there before, they just haven’t acted on them. Perfect.

All I Hear Is Your Song - 15k. By the same author as above and less angsty than the other ones (I prefer angst to fluff. I’m a very deprssive person, and so are Ronan and Adam so fluff never feels right to me.) But this one works. It’s fluffy in the right ways and way cute.

let’s get together before we get much older - 16k. Uni au!!! Normally I don’t like AUs but I loved this one. So much pining, pining is my favourite.

Son of the Nuclear A-Bomb - 37k, in 5 parts. Very Ronan-centric but very well-written (that shouldn’t be a but, I love Ronan more than life), and very in-depth regarding Ronan’s childhood and why he is the way he is.

There’s definitely more but these are the ones that stood out. As you can tell I prefer long fics coz they can go more in-depth with the characters and the plot. I’m not really a fan of cute, fluffy one-shots, I tend to avoid them. The longer the fic, the better.

Tutor: Part 2

Requests: Please do a part 2 to ‘Tutor’ sometime?? Can you add Pansy into it too? That twist was really interesting! It’s my favourite imagine! ❤️ thank you!

Hey I just read all of your Draco one shots and I loved 'Tutor’. Please do a part 2 sometime?!!❤️❤️


You had been doing much better in potions since Draco started helping you and the two of you had been happily dating for two months now. Pansy, however, was not so happy about it. She always gave you dirty looks and nasty comments when she got the chance, but Draco would always tell you to ignore it. Today was no different.

“Hey Y/L/N,” she sneered.

You rolled your eyes. “Parkinson.”

You saw her mouth turn into a cruel smirk.

“You know Draco doesn’t really love you, YL/N. He’s just with you because we all know you’re such a slut and will give him exactly what he wants.”

The comment hurt a little but you didn’t let it show.

“Of course Pansy. You’re exactly right,” you said and left to go to your classes.

After a long day of many tests, all you wanted to do was cuddle with Draco until you fell asleep. He, apparently, had other plans.

You walked into the common room and saw him sitting at the table with Pansy, who was a little too close to him for your likings.

“Hey Draco…” you said with confusion in your voice.

He smiled up at you.

“Hey, Y/N. I’m just helping Pansy with potions. We can hang out as soon as we’re done though, okay? It shouldn’t be too long.”

Pansy glanced up at you and gave you a sickly sweet smile.

“Oh. Okay,” you said and went to sit on the couch.

The two of them were working for much longer than expected. You soon fell asleep on the couch and you were woken up by Draco hours later.

“Hey, love. Sorry about that. She needed a lot of help.” He gave you an apologetic smile.

You rubbed your eyes and stood up.

“Yeah,” you said shortly and started walking towards the stairs to the girls’ dorms.

“Are we okay?” He asked.

“Perfect,” you responded shortly and walked up the stairs.

You knew Draco was trying to be nice and help, but it was so obvious what Pansy was trying to do. You didn’t understand how he couldn’t see through it.

You sighed and went to bed.

Their “tutoring” continued. Pansy took up so much of Draco’s time that he couldn’t help you and your potions grade started to slip. Snape even kept you after class to talk to you about it. You told him that things have just been hectic for both of you and you couldn’t find time to get together.

When you got back to the common room, you were expecting to see Draco and Pansy working together at the table. That wasn’t the case, but what you did see was much worse. Pansy was sitting on Draco’s lap, arms wrapped around his neck, and lips on his.

Draco pushed Pansy off of him and quickly got up and moved over to you.

“Sorry to interrupt,” you said cooly while giving Draco a glare. “I’ll just leave you to it.”

You turned and walked out the door and just walked aimlessly through the dungeon corridors.

You heard someone running after you and you knew it was Draco so you just kept walking.

“Y/N please!” He shouted after you.

You stopped and crossed your arms over your chest. He reached you and stood trying to catch his breath for a minute. You stood staring at the floor.

“Y/N look at me,” he said.

You shook your head, as tears ran down your face.

“Yes,” he said and softly lifted your chin.

“Y/N I swear I would never ever cheat on you. I promise you that she must have known you were coming because right before you walked in she threw herself on me and kissed me.”

“Draco how am I just supposed to believe that?” You asked.

“Because you should trust me. But if you really can’t believe me, ask Blaise, he was there.”

You sighed.

“Draco how could you have not realized what she was doing? I knew it the day you said she needed help with potions.”

Draco pulled you in for a hug and kissed your forehead.

“I know, love. I’m sorry. I was just trying to be helpful and she just…well you know. And I’m also so sorry about not helping you either. Snape told me your grade was dropping again.”

You nodded and looked up at him.

“I love you so much Draco. I don’t want to lose you.” You hugged him tighter.

“I love you too, Y/N. I promise nothing like this will happen again. I don’t want to lose you either.”

Related Posts: House Party Headcanons // Drunk Oikawa

(I hope you don’t mind I’m using a screen shot of your request, the actual submission has disappeared from my inbox, and unfortunately, this is the only darn one I took a screen capture of!!)


  • likes chocolate milk, but thinks strawberry milk is an abomination
  • LOVES milkshakes… especially the aesthetic of sharing a frothy milkshake on a date (chocolate and vanilla are his favourite)
  • doesn’t mind iced coffee, or like, a Frappuccino (which is apparently a term trademarked by Starbucks, not just a general term for a drink… who knew?), but isn’t really a big coffee drinker
  • used to hate green tea when he was a kid, but forced himself to drink it because it’s healthy, and now he actually enjoys it
  • hates any alcohol that is not sweet and/or fruity (like, what is the point if it doesn’t taste good? no, wine does not count, that’s disgusting)
  • it’s difficult to tell how high his tolerance is, because his goal is always to get wasted, sometimes he’ll already be three sheets to the wind when he shows up to the party
  • never gets hangovers, doctors hate him


  • mostly drinks water (when he and Oikawa were in the first year of junior high, Oikawa got them on a water drinking regime, where they counted how many glasses of water they were drinking to make sure it was enough to keep them hydrated, and Iwa-chan never really got out of the habit)
  • hates using ice cubes in any drink that isn’t water, because it waters it down (he makes such a sour face to see ice cubes in drinks, especially when Oikawa puts ice cubes in chocolate milk! milk!! what is that about)
  • doesn’t drink much coffee because he doesn’t want to become reliant on it, even though he has trouble waking up in the morning
  • he can drink a couple beers and still be fine, and he’s never really tried to get any further gone, like, someone’s gotta babysit Oikawa while he’s drunk
  • drinks shitty dad beer


  • wishes he could live off of nothing but bubble tea (and creampuffs of course)
  • started drinking strawberry milk to piss off Oikawa and discovers that he loves it… plus it matches his hair
  • needs coffee to live, probably has more coffee than blood in his veins at this point
  • will drink coffee in any way possible, although when it comes to straight black coffee, he prefers the good stuff to instant mix
  • never gets drunk anymore… he gets really mean, makes people cry, like he has ruined friendships he’s had because of how awful he is to people when he’s drunk, so he just doesn’t drink that much, only a little at fancy dinners or something


  • loves slushies, especially multi-coloured ones with different layers of flavour (his favourites being blue raspberry and cherry)
  • is the only other one besides Iwaizumi who can stomach the shitty beer
  • also drinks tea and coffee that has gone cold… hot chocolate made with water… like does he just not taste things that go into his mouth??
  • very high alcohol tolerance, but never utilizes it, he rarely drinks except a couple socially


  • lactose intolerant
  • didn’t know that for the longest time, and just kept feeling ill without connecting the dots
  • likes soy milk the best out of all the milk alternatives, and almond milk the least
  • has never had alcohol except for sake at new year’s, which has kind of put him off trying alcohol, he likens the experience to drinking hot nail polish remover
  • (he has terrible alcohol tolerance too, so it’s probably for the best)
  • really loves lemonade, his favourite type is pink lemonade (it’s just regular lemonade dyed pink, but it’s just better somehow)
  • he wakes up super early as it is, he does not need coffee on top of that


  • doesn’t like water… it’s just so bland… he’ll drink it if he’s very thirsty, but probably doesn’t stay as hydrated as he should because he doesn’t casually drink water
  • is… disgusted by bubble tea, the first time he tried it, he thought it was just like… bubbly? like, frothy or something, and was horrified to discover The Truth
  • he likes coffee-flavoured ice cream, but doesn’t really like the real thing, drinks energy drinks instead
  • loves trying new tea though, especially those boxes of assorted fancy teabags
  • he also likes iced tea, usually he makes it himself
  • doesn’t drink alcohol


  • likes flavoured mineral water and grape juice
  • will try any kind of smoothie, even super gross-sounding ones, and will probably like it
  • really wants to try one of those alcoholic drinks that the bartender lights on fire!!
  • he’s tried different types of alcohol mainly because his parents let him try some of whatever they’re having with dinner, etc, but doesn’t really drink much besides that
  • fairly good alcohol tolerance though


  • thinks coffee is super gross
  • likes smoothies, but not gross ones, just fruity nice ones
  • probably would have terrible alcohol tolerance, but he never drinks, he’s a good boy
  • he absolutely loves energy drinks, but only gets them once and a while as a treat, because he knows he shouldn’t have too many of them
  • really loves hot chocolate, it warms his body and his soul (with marshmallows and/or whipped cream of course)


  • loves strawberry-lemonade
  • coffee does nothing for him
  • has a very specific Starbucks order, and bringing him that drink unprompted and getting the order right is an excellent way to win Kunimi’s affection
  • thinks people who drink white milk without chocolate are disgusting (it’s okay if they’re drinking it while eating chocolate, but just alone, tasting nothing but the milk?? eww)
  • hates carbonated drinks
  • he was greatly disappointed to taste champagne for the first time, because it sounds so fancy and it’s so lovely and pink, but no… it’s just fizzy tasteless alcohol
  • will drink any kind of (non-fizzy) alcohol, as long as he doesn’t have to pay for it (moocher and proud)