I did it! it only took like an extra half hour of needling and making it probs worse cause i’m bad at many things but here it is and i hope it’s not a disappointment to your person but its here and it’s it.
“I’m having an affair.” You announce to Derek, plucking a
yoghurt from the fridge and peeling back the lid.
“Who with? Steven?” Your boyfriend falters after a moment,
words breathless as you stick your tongue directly into the creamy goodness.
“Yeah, he always wants to come.” You frown, scooping some
more of the sweetness out with your tongue before giving in and digging for a
spoon in the drawer.
“What is wrong with you?” Derek growls, horror on his face
and you frown. Your eyes trace his bunched muscles in confusion. Something’s
“We’ve discussed my faults before, how does this have
anything to do with our current topic?” You protest, eyebrows bunched and your
mouth open enough to be awkward. Derek glares at you with a broken expression
and you search the room in confusion.
“That’s all you have to say.” He gasps suddenly and you hum,
unprepared for an argument. You glance at your yoghurt and back at your
boyfriend, your mind racing for a reason behind this behaviour.
“I was hoping we could discuss when it would be happening?”
You offer meekly and a furious scoff fills the air.
“So it hasn’t happened yet? This is like some FYI or something
then?” He snarls, eyes wet and you move around the counter to comfort him when
he takes a few steps back, warding you off.
“I need you to leave.”
What is happening?
“Where should I go? Do you need something?”
“Why not to Stevens?” He snaps and you consider the idea for
a moment, but you distinctly remember him saying he had plans to go trawl the
yoga classes with his dirtbag friends today, like a dirtbag.
“That’s dumb, he’s busy right now. And I want to stay here-
but I can go out and get you
something if you need me to?” You offer gently, fingers reaching for him again
when he jerks away, turning his back.
“I need you to get the f*ck out of my house. I need you
f*cking gone. What were you thinking would happen? That I’d just be okay with
that?” He shouts suddenly and you flinch, backing up a step. Your eyes dart again,
looking for something, anything.
“What?” You gasp, hoping for a different answer, one that
explained how this had all spiralled so far.
“You slept with another guy. Or you plan to.” Derek sneers and
you jolt heavily.
“I did no such thing!” You declare furiously, fire in your
belly. The implication, the thought, what kind of disrespect.
“You said you had an affair!” Derek snaps back and you laugh
a painful sound, eyes flinty.
“I’m going to throw a party
and wanted your input, don’t be so cruel!” You blather, tears streaking down
your cheeks despite your cooling confusion.
“Speak this era, Y/N!” Derek groans, a hint of betrayal
still lancing the words and you laugh wetly against his shirt. “I love you but I’m
ready to throw you in the bin right now.”
Chapters: ½ Fandom: ワンパンマン | One-Punch Man Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Genos/Saitama (One-Punch Man) Characters: Saitama (One-Punch Man), Genos (One-Punch Man) Additional Tags: Domestic, First Time Series: Part 5 of psych0’s favourites Summary:
And nothing could prepare Saitama for what Genos says next.