Things I would rather speculate about instead of that storyline that hasn’t even been confirmed
- The details of the second, legal Robron wedding.
- The liklihood of fluffy Aaron curls in the foreseeable future
- Beard length:angst ratio theories
- Will Robert ever return to long hair?
- Where did Robert’s money go?
- Has the shower gel lasted the whole time Aaron’s been inside? Did he use it sparingly to make it last or was he so desperate in the first week that he used too much and now is rapidly running out?
- As above but with the cheap tat Robert’s now using.
- Has Aaron worn Robert’s boxers every day?
- Has Robert worn Aaron’s boxers every day?
- Does Aaron’s hoodie still smell like Aaron? Or has it started to smell more like Robert now?
- Has Liv still got Aaron’s phone? Has she seen the pictures of Robert he’s got stored on there in that private folder?
- When exactly will they get a dog? What breed will it be? And who gets to name it?
- When will we be blessed with more Bartsy scenes?
- When will we see Carriet start boning?
Happy to discuss any of the above at length for the foreseeable future.
Not happy to waste breath on the other thing. At all.