one more miracle sherlock

BBC Sherlock  //  sentence starters.

  1. You’re gonna love being dead. No one ever bothers you.
  2. Everything I have to say has already crossed your mind. 
  3. It’s not the fall that kills you… It’s the landing. 
  4. They’re giving me an ASBO. 
  5. I’ll punch your lights out, you pompous prick. 
  6. I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ when you’re speaking but it’s usually subtext. 
  7. Once you’ve eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. 
  8. I would have you, right here on this desk, until you begged for mercy twice.
  9. I have never begged for mercy in my life. 
  10. There’s nothing the matter with me! Imagine I said that without shouting.
  11. We’re not a couple. 
  12. I’m not gay.
  13. I’m not his date. 
  14. Somebody loves you. If I had to punch that face, I’d avoid your nose and teeth too. 
  15. I can break every bone in your body while naming them. 
  16. What might we deduce about his heart? 
  17. Initially, he wanted to be a pirate. 
  18. Sex doesn’t alarm me. 
  19. You have a girlfriend?
  20. Everything is available for a price. You making me an offer?
  21. Family is all we have in the end. 
  22. Look at them. They all care so much. Do you ever wonder if there’s something wrong with us? 
  23. All lives end. All hearts are broken. 
  24. Caring is not an advantage. 
  25. Bravery is by far the kindest word for stupidity. 
  26. You don’t seem very afraid.
  27. You don’t seem very frightening. 
  28. Don’t be smart, I’m the smart one. 
  29. Falling’s just like flying, only there’s a more permanent destination.
  30. I’m not a hero, I’m a high functioning sociopath. 
  31. Don’t talk out loud, you lower the I.Q. of the whole street. 
  32. Why would I bring my gun to your parents’ house for Christmas dinner?
  33. Your loss would break my heart.
  34. Am I happy too? I haven’t checked. 
  35. Nothing hits the spot like revenge with profits. 
  36. I’m undercover!
  37. I always feel like screaming when you walk into a room. Actually, do most people.
  38. Did you just get engaged to break into an office?! 
  39. The arse-end of the universe with the scum of the Earth.
  40. Is everyone I’ve ever met a psychopath? 
  41. Don’t reply, just look frightened and scuttle. 
  42. That was the stupidest thing I’ve ever done.
  43. All right? Are you alright? 
  44. You, ripping my clothes off in a darkened swimming pool… People might talk. 
  45. People do little else.
  46. Is that a British Army Browning L9A1 in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? 
  47. You repel me.
  48. How hard do you find it, having to say 'I don’t know’? 
  49. Oh, that’s clever. Very clever.
  50. No rush. 
  51. “Bachelor”? What the hell are they implying? 
  52. You’re on the side of the angels.
  53. I may be on the side of the angels, but don’t think for one second that I am one of them. 
  54. Don’t make people into heroes. 
  55. Heroes don’t exist and, if they did, I wouldn’t be one of them. 
  56. Apparently, it’s against the law to chin the Chief Superintendant. 
  57. You look sad when you think he can’t see you. 
  58. We met twice, five minutes in total. I pulled a gun, he tried to blow me up. I felt we had a special something.
  59. Nobody can fake being such an annoying dick all the time.
  60. Nobody could be that clever. 
  61. Don’t try to be clever. 
  62. I’ll just be myself. 
  63. I gave you my number. I thought you might call. 
  64. I’m so changeable! It is a weakness with me, but to be fair to myself, it is my only weakness.
  65. No. I’m just saving you the trouble of asking: No, I wont give you and interview; no, I don’t want the money.
  66. Dead is the new sexy. 
  67. Brainy is the new sexy. 
  68. Did you know that dust is largely composed of human skin? 
  69. That’s what people really are you know: dust, waiting to be distributed. 
  70. We don’t need toys to kill each other, where’s the intimacy in that?
  71. I must remind you that one false move with your finger and you will be dead.
We’re reichenbached and it sucks.

“You told me once that you weren’t a hero. There were times I didn’t think you were human, but let me tell you this: You were the best man and the most human human being that I have ever known and no one will ever convice me that you told me a lie, so … there.

I was so alone and I owe you so much.

Oh, please, there’s just one more thing, one more thing, one more miracle, Sherlock, for me: Don’t. Be … Dead. Would you do that? Just for me. Just stop it. Stop this.


Just listened to it again and noticed that the way I feel about the outcome of series four can be described perfectly by John’s gravespeech.

I still believe, because I’m convinced that we’re reichenbached, but at the same time I feel like, “What have we done at all to deserve that?”

Moftiss, this is your own words adressed back to you.

I’m sorry but I might already have reached forgiveness stage with Moffat and Gatiss if they pull this off. No-one codes a secret image into a BBC news article for no reason. All the ‘Series Records’ and Season Passes are still up. I believe.

They weren’t trying to make us feel crazy - but show the world we were right all along. And everyone who laughed, every bully, every nasty comment gets to be shown just how ignorant they are. They’re the ones they want to bait, not us.

You don’t have to forgive, god you don’t, but for me - for the effect it had on me personally, this would be enough. Just pull it off. One more miracle. For me.

“You told me once… that you weren’t a hero. Umm, there were times I didn’t even think you were human but let me tell you this, you were, uh, the best man and the most human… human being that I’ve ever known and no one will ever convince me that you told me a lie. That so… there. I was… I was so alone. And I owe you so much.
Oh, please, there’s just one more thing, right? One more thing. One more miracle, Sherlock, for me. Don’t… be… dead. Would you, just for me, just stop it? Stop this.”

The Reichenbach Fall, BBC Sherlock.

This. Broke. My. Heart.

Fem!John Watson by Azalhea.