well jasper is absolutely DREADING it lmao, i think pearl will have to drag her butt into class every day. meanwhile, pearl is thoroughly reviewing the class schedule and curriculum, making sure they have all their books and trying to make it sound appealing (and totally failing lol)
I know, I know, that title sounds incredibly false. You’re probably thinking that this is an April Fool’s post that I queued and it posted really late. But there’s a surprising bunch of evidence to support that Bill actually sabotaged his own apocalypse.
Firstly, the Journal. Not the in-show one, the book. In it, when the portal opens back to Ford’s dimension, Bill was “incapacitated by laughter.“
But why didn’t he just go through it?
For a character who’s characterization is that he’s a master trickster, strategist, etc, one step ahead of everyone… that’s a strange move for him to pull, right? If he were to follow Ford through the portal, or hold him back somehow (with his powers, it would’ve been easy), he would’ve been able to take them by surprise. So why didn’t he?
as someone who’s played through endless summer without spending literally one (1) diamond—a lot of the enjoyment that comes from playing the game is saturated by the desire to spend diamonds in order to get a happy (or happier) ending. the book is no longer reliant on the player’s actions to produce an good outcome, but instead on how much money the player has rolling around in their bank account at the time. it’s… not good.
this got really long (WARNING: this is super fucking long (by super fucking long i mean +1,500 words long, so super fucking long), i was fueled by rage and pretty much nothing else), so i had to split it into parts. yeah.
“When you said you were going to Tokyo,” Haruka finally broke the silence, and Makoto was happy to find he had been wrong about the power of the human voice. “I was confused… I just thought we’d stay together after graduation. No other alternative was a possibility. Then in Australia, I realized why the thought of you leaving terrified me.” Makoto closed his eyes and pulled in closer to Haruka. “And where did all that stuff about smothering come from? You never smothered me. Sometimes, I stayed in the bath too long… because I knew you’d come and pull me out.” [x]
who would have ever thought that once chance meeting the year before high school began would grow into so much
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summer camp before high school freshman year begins and it’s the camp that’s out away from town in a forest on a lake u know cliché Summer Camp™ and there’s a bunch of kiddos around and everyone gets split up into a couple teams bc what’s more invigorating than PUMMELING FELLOW MAN at summer sports