one hundred percent me


Okay so I’m sure we’ve all pretty much figured out at this point that anybody with a name in Team Skull is named after a different type of flower (Guzmania, Plumeria, Gladiolus, possibly etc., if there turn out to be any more). In Shakespeare’s Hamlet all morally good characters were likened to as flowers in a garden.

Team Skull has for the past month been theorized to be a scapegoat or not be the real Big Bad of the games.

In this GameFreak’s so-in-your-face-obvious-you-won’t-see-it Shakespeare reference that really points out Team Skull as possibly being good guys, or at least not the real Big Bads?

I have no control over what people think of me but I have one-hundred percent control of what I think of myself.

Beth Ditto (via OptimisticallyAstray)

(Don’t delete source above, thank you)

Requested: Nurp

Pairing: Jacksepticeye x Reader

Words: 568

Warnings: Tiny bit of swearing

I had literally just sat down when I got a text from Jack.

J : Hi! Can you watch my new vid plz? It’s really special. I want u to see it!

Y/N : Do you think I wouldn’t? your videos are my life!




I laugh at Jack’s use of the nickname he gave me when he discovered I owned a huge teddy bear, and stand up to go get my laptop.

Jack and I had met over the Internet a couple years ago, and really hit it off. I watched his videos and he watched mine. We got in touch via Twitter and have been best friends since. And, well, I kinda sorta maybe might have developed a crush on him. But I’m almost one hundred percent sure he doesn’t like me in that way. So I have to settle with best friends. Which is good enough for me.

I plop back down on my sofa, and click into my subscriptions. Sure enough, there is Jack’s video. But when I see the title, my heart drops into my stomach. The video is called “I have a crush…” I decide to watch the video anyways. I’m his best friend. I need to be his wingman. I start to build up my walls as the video starts.

“WAPSH WAPSH! TOPODAMORNINTOYALADDIES, MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE AND TODAY WE’RE GONNA BE DOING ANOTHER VLOG! I know I’ve been doing this a lot recently, but I promise, this is for a good reason. I have a crush, which you already know from the title, I guess.” He giggles.

He then goes on about how beautiful, and wonderful she is. I sink deeper into a pit of darkness as he says all the amazing things about this girl, wishing I was in her place.

“Ugh, it’s so hard to be saying this on the Internet, because I know she’ll be watching. That’s her entire life. I just wish I could tell her in person, but unfortunately, she lives overseas, so I can’t. I miss her so much. My little bear.”

My eyes widen.


Stay calm, I tell myself. It might not be you.

“So, well, what I guess I’m saying is, Y/N, I love you, so so much. You and all your quirks, and your fangirling. Your beauty, your humor, the way you can make me smile bigger than anyone else I’ve ever known. And I have one question, one I’ve been dying to ask ever since the day we met. Y/n, will you be my girlfriend?”

I start screaming. Tears of happiness start falling from my eyes. The man i’ve loved for years, just told me he loves me back.

I get another text from Jack.

J : Look out the window, love

I scramble to my window, and I see Jack standing there, with a bouquet of red roses.

I grab a coat and run out of my door, rushing down the three flights of stairs, and out the front door. I run into Jack’s arms, kissing him like there was no tomorrow. He kisses me back, just as passionately.

We stop for breath, and his forehead touched mine.

I love you, my little bear. He whispers.

I smile, and kiss and kiss him.

Your answer is yes. I whisper back. I would love to be your girlfriend.

He was one of those people that you only get once in a life time yeah know? One of those people who changes your life the second they enter it. Their smile lights up your life, it’s something that never fails to make your day one hundred percent better. He will always be that person for me, the person who could always make my day better just by being around.
I will never forget him. I will never forget the sound of his laugh or the way he looked at me or the way his eyes lit up when he smiled. He will always be the person who changed me, loving him made me a better person. Loving him made me… me. I will love him, always and forever.
—  4am
Hot Patootie, Bless My Soul

This lovely piece of fiction was written for Ree’s Rocky Horror Writing Challenge ( @neversatisfiedgirl ). I got the song “Hot Patootie, Bless My Soul”, and I had a blast writing this. It is a Dean x Reader (friendship) As always I couldn’t have done it without the help of my sisters: @holywaterbucketchallenge @demondean-for-kingofhell

The song, being about Rock n’ Roll, was the inspiration for this story. It helped fuel this idea i had that this is what would really happen if I met the Winchesters. I put a lot of myself into this and the reader is totally one hundred percent me. The decor, the musical interest, the tattoo, the concert, the sass, everything. I really think this is how it would be if I lived with Sam and Dean.

In addition to that this fic will also be an introduction of sorts to my 1 Year Anniversary Challenge, so stay tuned for the fun!

That all being said, enjoy!

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anonymous asked:

Hey, can you recommend me some witch AU fics? Thanks a lot

we have witch tae and witch jungkook tags

these are the only fics that aren’t in our tags yet

Call It Magic by taekover - The first time Taehyung sneezes, his hair turns purple. “Shit.”

a contentment of sorts by godplexes - jeon jeongguk has an overflowing voicemail inbox, kim taehyung has an overflowing brain inbox, and all together- it’s a mess. and jeongguk wouldn’t trade it for anything in the world. alternatively; how to build a family out of a witch, three bartenders, and a talking cat. (one-hundred percent guaranteed to work. kind of.)

Hold Me Through the Winter by KrellaTu - When Taehyung sets off for what should have been a boring lab expedition with Jungkook, his mage academy’s resident genius and total heartthrob, and Wonwoo, his devoted best friend, his life changes forever. Beneath Taehyung’s goofy antics is a dangerous past and an unbearable loneliness. Within his fragile heart is a secret power. The universe has more planned for him than he would hope. A magical college AU filled with fluff, angst, eventual smut and a call to destiny.

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mister congeniality (bellarke)

as you can likely guess, this is a miss congeniality AU

read here or on AO3

The worst part of the whole thing is that if he takes a step back, he understands exactly why he was chosen to play this role. It makes perfect tactical sense. He’s the only one in the agency who is 1) young enough to pass as college-aged, 2) good at undercover work, and 3) male.

So really, if he were anyone else but himself, he’d totally get why he was chosen to go undercover at America’s first and only male beauty pageant. 

But he is himself. And currently, he’s getting the ever-loving shit plucked out of his eyebrows while Clarke fucking Griffin eats a bagel and smirks at him.

So really, his complaints are one hundred percent justified.

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Prompt List

Here is my prompt list! It is organized and labelled! Feel free to send in requests for the numbers and reblog and use for yourself, just give credit where appropriate ;) Enjoy! (I can always add more categories! But this is what I have for now!)


1. “I like your face.” 

2. “You’re too damn overprotective!” 

3. “Stop being so jealous will you?” 

4. “You’re my favorite.” 

5. “Come cuddle me.” 

6. “I just need a hug.” 

7. “I’ll kill the bitch.”

8. “Are you sure you like me?” “One hundred percent.” 

9. “You’re too damn perfect.” 

10. “Why do you send me porn audio messages while I’m in class?” “So you can meet me in detention and we can try that under the desk.” 

11. “Hold my hand so people know we’re dating.”

12. “Did you just lick the side of my face?” “I claimed you.” 

13. ”Okay but if my parents catch us, we’re dead.” 

14. “So we order a bunch of food and pig out?” “Pretty much.” 

15. “Come sit on my lap.” 

16. “Don’t cry, please?” 

17. “There’s no need to shove your tongue down my throat. I just wanted a kiss.”

18. “Your makeup is running. I think I know a way I could help. “

19. “You know I’m here if you need me.” 

20. “I can try to help you with your homework.”

Marriage/Relationship after wedding-

21. “Are you still sure you love me?” “A thousand percent.” 

22. “I can’t tell you enough how beautiful you look in that dress.”

23. “I can’t tell you enough how handsome you look as my groom.”

24. “So who will be the first to get cake smashed in their face?”

25. “We’re so having fun tonight after the ceremony is over.” 

26. “Just wait until I get you back to the hotel.” 

27. “Thank you for loving me no matter what, even though I piss you off a lot.” 

28. “Do you have to spoon so close to me?”

29. “I like this bed sheet.” “It doesn’t matter for me, you take all of the blankets and mattress space anyway.”

30. “Is walking around naked really necessary?”

31. “Watching you do you makeup still turns me on to this day.” 

32. “I still appreciate your lingerie.” 

33. “Can I help you make dinner?” 

34. “What do you want for breakfast?” “Is it pancake Sunday?”

35. “You’re sick, just chill out and let me clean for you.” 

36. “You mixed the reds and the whites! I’m never letting you do laundry ever again!” 

37. “So how about children?” “You think we’re ready for that?” “I’m ready for anything with you.”

38. “Join me in the shower?” 

39. “I’m taking you out tonight, go get ready.” 

40. “You know I’d do anything for you.” 


41. “So I have really good news…”

42. “So what do we name him?” “Girl…its a girl.” 

43. “I can feel it moving! Get over here quick!” 

44. “I’m really craving salt and sugar.” “I’ll go get you something from the store.” 

45. “Is there a reason you’re hunched over the toilet bowl?” “I should have told you this sooner…but I’m pregnant…surprise?”

46. “I feel fat.” “But you’re perfect.”

47. “This stomach just makes it harder to cuddle.” 

48. “I love the both of you with all of my heart.” “Actually, the three of us.”

49. “Twins? No that can’t be right.” 

50. “I skipped my period…” “What? No no no…” “Oh my god.” 

51. “So these are the pictures from the doctor’s visit?” “Yeah, that’s our baby right there.” 

52. “Every night at midnight I have to pee I swear.” 

53. “I can’t look at food all of a sudden.” 

54. “That sandwich looks really good right now.” 

55. “At least your boobs are bigger.” “Is that too much?”

56. “I hope the baby has your eyes because they’re beautiful.” 

57. “I think my water just broke.” 

58. “Can you feel it kicking?” 

59. “Um…we need to get to the hospital right now. This child is coming out of me.” 

60. “This hurts so much. We have to use condoms next time, you can never plan this pain as much as you plan for the baby!” 


61. “Don’t eat that!” 

62. “Mommy will be mad if you do that!” 

63. “Daddy won’t be too happy if you do that!”

64. “I can make you pancakes or waffles for breakfast.” 

65. “Be nice to your sister!” 

66. “Don’t treater your brother like that!” 

67. “No cussing in this house young man/young lady!”

68. “We can go to the park if you do your homework.”

69. “Mommy, Daddy, I want a little sister or brother.” 

70. “Where do babies come from?” 

Sex/Sexual Suggestions-

71. “So how about we take this…down the hall?” “No.” “Oh come on! Please?” 

72. “We haven’t had sex in like a month, you’re just going to tease me like that?”

73. “Aww you’re blushing, but I’d like to make another pair blush.” 

74. “Don’t bite that fucking lip.”

75. “You know you can go faster right?”

76. ”Did you just…really?! Inside me?” 

77. “You’re literally perfect.” 

78. “Did you dress like this all for me?” “You know I did.” “Well let me unwrap you.” 

79. “I could watch you ride me all day.” 

80. “Your head between my legs sounds good right now.” 

81. “If you dressed in a suit I would fuck you as an equivalent to you fucking me in lingerie.” 

82. “You have ten minutes, if my parents hear us or see us we are done for.” 

83. “You’re really cute when you’re bent over and waiting for me.” 

84. “My hand or the belt?” 

85. “Let’s get you cleaned up and I’ll buy you something to eat.” 

86. “What are you doing? That was my favorite shirt, I told you not to tear that.” 

87. “Keep the panties on, I’ve only dreamed of fucking you in that exact pair.” 

88. “Are you sure?” “Yes I trust you with my life.” “Well then get over here.” 

89. “Don’t make too much noise, we wouldn’t want everyone to hear you now would we?” 

90. “Why so much noise? Have you never been fingered before?” “N-no.” “Good let me continue to enlighten you.” 


91. “Why do your eyes look like that?” 

92. “No you can’t be, no no no.” 

93. “So how old are you really?” 

94. “My boyfriend/girlfriend is a vampire.” 

95. “How did you do that? I mean you just changed into something stronger.” 

96. “If we want to be together then you have to tell me the truth, that’s all I ask. I’ve been nothing but truthful to you!”

97. “Y-your teeth. What?” “It’s nothing.” “That isn’t just ‘nothing’ what was that?” 

98. “I think its best if you stayed away from me, you’re nothing but dangerous to me.” 

99. “I’ve thought it over…I want to be with you still. You being a vampire doesn’t change how I feel about you.” 

100. “Tell me everything. You know I soak up history like a sponge.” 


101. “What is with all the chains?” “You shouldn’t be here.” “I’m just curious. Is something wrong?” 

102. “No! You’re obviously in pain I’m not leaving you!” 

103. “That’s how you break the curse? Oh…my god.” 

104. “Isn’t this going to cause problems between you and I?” 

105. “Your mate? No way.” “But my wolf desires you.” “You’re crazy this isn’t real.” 

106. “I appreciate you protecting me but isn’t it getting to be a little too much?” 

107. “I’ll keep your secret.”

108. “Y-your eyes…they’re beautiful.” 

109. “How many…people have you hurt since you turned?”

110. “I’m not afraid of you. So don’t think I am.” “You should be, you’re stupid if you aren’t.” “I do a lot of stupid things and falling head over heels for a werewolf is one.” 

One Hundred Percent - Johnny Fluff (Johnny’s POV)

tw: abuse

i also didn’t proofread this :’)

           The gang prides me for being tough for living with my father. They think that having had taken a beating by a two by four and then again by a jeweled up Soc made me completely tolerant to physical pain by this point.

           Maybe it’s because they don’t know what it’s like to be punched in the face every day for what seems like your entire life. They don’t know that it still hurts like all hell. That’s a lie, because I guess Dally knows, but that’s different, he goes around choosing to get hit. He looks for fights. 

          Tonight my pops hadn’t just pushed me around a bit, but rather pulled me back and punched me in the face again when I tried to rush past him out the front door. One he was finished using me as a punching bag, and I stumbled away again, he didn’t try to stop me, but still threw his empty bottle at me on the way out. I was still reeling from the blow, so it was pretty lucky that it didn’t hit me.

           My vision was still splotchy and my head was hurting something awful, but I stumbled on until I got the Curtis’ place. I forced myself up the steps and shoved the door open.

           “-was supposed to call me tonight.” I heard. Oh, god. No. Not her. Not Y/N. I didn’t need her to see me in this state. This bullshit fucking state; as though this is who I am. This isn’t who I am… this is who the old man forces me to be.

           “Y/N.” I sputtered. “Don’t look.” My speech was slurred and I could feel blood dripping from my mouth, and I guess that’s when I decided that I must have been beat up much worse than I had thought I was. Y/N gasped.

           “Baby!” She rushed forward and grabbed me, somehow managing to support my weight with her frame, which was smaller than mine. I could see her through my left eye, which was the normal of the two – the right had swollen shut already.

           “Woah, buddy.” Steve rushed forward and supported me, taking my weight off of Y/N.

           “Baby,” Y/N repeated quietly. “We need to get you cleaned up – Steve, take him to the couch.” She said, and I could hear her voice getting farther away, and at the time I hadn’t realized that she was going to get the first aid kit, and I remember bein heartbroken that she was leaving me, even though I had wanted her to just a minute ago. Steve led me over to the couch. I heard some whispers and Darry laid his hand on my shoulder lightly.

           “Hey, kiddo, we’re gonna let Y/N clean you up. She’s pretty upset, so we’re gonna give you some time with her. Sound good?” I nodded, and I avoided their eyes as they all filed out of the house, Dallas’ eyes looking stormy.

           “Johnny,” Y/N said quietly as she entered the room, and I tried my best the raise the side of my mouth that wasn’t bleeding – I tried to smile, but I’m guessing that I just looked more disgruntled. Awesome.

           “Hey, babe.” I said quietly, and her eyes watered up. “I’m fine, really.” I say, and she places the first aid kit on the couch beside me.

           “No, you’re not.” She said, sniffing. She walked out of the room again and returned with a wet cloth. She sat in the spot next to me and began to blot at the drying blood on my face. When I winced away she was careful to stop and grab my hand for a minute.

           “I love you.” I said, looking into her Y/E/C eyes as she stared at the cut above my eyebrow, blotting at it with alcohol before placing a butterfly bandaid over it. I groaned. “Awesome. A bandaid. Real tough.” Y/N snorted, shaking her head.

           “Okay, Pony. Stop whining and let me finish fixing you up.”

           Y/N worked meticulously, dabbing and my face and constantly placing her hand on my cheek, or my arm, or hand, or running her fingers through my hair. It hurt for me to talk, or to thank her, or for me to tell her how much I loved her, so she spoke instead. She spoke quietly, telling me about her day, and a book she was reading, and a song that she was liking. And I listened, and I kept falling in love with her. But it wasn’t countable – it’s not like I was 5% in love with her and it became 10% in this moment, it was that I was falling in love with her, 100%, over and over again.

           I didn’t need that man who calls himself my father, or my supposed mother. I didn’t need that shitty house, and I didn’t need knuckles against bones or heaters held up to temples like they are in our town. I didn’t need Tulsa. I loved the gang, I loved them like brothers, but part of me, a deep, deep part of me, knew that I only needed her. For the rest of my life, I need her. I am, and always will be, content with falling in love with her, 100%, every day.


One hundred percent. That show was really frustrating for me, because as a songwriter, the best I could do was taking those songs and flipping them and trying to rearrange them as if I wrote them, [and] singing them as if I wrote them. That was the only way I could feel comfortable doing that, really. Afterwards was really hard for me. I kept pushing my own music and I kept writing. I’m very happy and very grateful that I have people who are supporting my original music now, who’ve been listening and watching all the music videos. It’s so nice to have that. It feels weird coming out of it.

I think with Roman it’s just one of those things where the fans, some of them like him, some of them don’t, some of them feel like he’s been pushed too fast, and some of them feel like because he’s related, he’s got a silver platter handed to him, but hey the business is exactly that. They don’t know exactly the person behind the scenes. Roman is a good father, he’s a good son, very humble type of person, he’s definitely an athlete if they Google him and follow his background, and he looks the part. Look at the dude. Roman, he looks like money and if anybody knows Vince McMahon, Vince McMahon is all about money and is all about putting the right person to be in that position. It’s just a lot on Roman shoulders, he’s got all that weight carrying on his shoulders and still he goes out there to give it one hundred ten percent each and every night. Me knowing him, no matter if there are things that he might be hurt about, as far as in his body, he’ll never show it. He’ll still go out there and do one hundred and ten percent because there’s just what Samoans do.
—  Rikishi on Roman Reigns via The Chad Dukes Wrestling Show

I got tagged for this by the Queen of Ghost Fanfiction herself, the lovely and talented @bearfeat42

Name: Neko

Nickname: My husband has always called me “Cats” or “Catties”.  I am one hundred percent sure that he’s called me by either of those names many more times than he’s ever used my real name.

Gender: Female

Star sign: Sagittarius?…..(is that right?…..*googles*….)  Yes.  Sagittarius.

Sexual orientation:  The Papa iii “Are you ready?” scream and growl combo.

Hogwarts house: Ravenclaw

Favorite color: Olive green, black and silver.

Time right now: 1:03am

Average hours of sleep: I can only sleep three or four hours at a time, ever.  For as long as I can remember.  So my life is basically a never ending series of procrastination based naps.

Cat or dog person: I’m definitely both. I had a very beloved little Schipperke who died about a year and a half ago that had been with me through 14 years of moving and changing jobs and getting married and having kids and I haven’t had the heart to have another dog yet.  But I do have an Ocicat named Moxie who absolutely adore.

Favorite fictional characters: Ooh, that’s a tough one.  I assume Papa iii counts, so definitely him.  But otherwise…Hedwig (from Hedwig and the Angry Inch - not Harry Potter’s owl), Crow and Tom Servo (from Mystery Science Theater 3000), Dale Gribble (from King of the Hill), Tyrion Lannister (from both the show and the book series), Asuka Langley Soryu (from Neon Genesis Evangelion), Toki Wartooth (from Metalocalypse), Spike Spiegel (from Cowboy Bebop), aaaaaand I’m realizing his could just go on and on and on, so I’m stopping now.

Number of blankets I sleep with: Three or four - but I’m a pillow junkie.  I have like six pillows.

Favorite singer/band: For the last year, definitely Ghost.  My husband actually came across them on Spotify when only Opus and Infestissumam were out and loved them, so I’d heard and enjoyed them, but kind of passively.  I took notice of how good the ‘If You Have Ghosts’ EP when it was released, but I honestly didn’t get REALLY hooked until Meliora.  I love music, and when two of my very, VERY favorite musicians - David Bowie and Leonard Cohen - died last year and it was surprisingly jarring to me, especially Bowie, who I have loved for literally as long as I can remember.  So I had been feeling a bit unmoored as a music fan when I put Meliora on in the car one day during a long drive and I just totally fell in love with Ghost, like I was hearing them for the first time.  I’m not sure what just clicked that day or why, but I’m extremely glad that it did.  For whatever reason, this band filled a void I wasn’t aware I had.  

Oh shit, that wasn’t really the question.  So, Ghost aside, my favorite singers/bands are David Bowie, Leonard Cohen, Rasputina, The Dismemberment Plan, Tom Waits, Electric Six, Elliott Smith, The Cure, They Might Be Giants, NOFX, Ugly Casanova, 3RA1N1AC, Negativland, Ben Folds, Jonathan Coulton, and many, many, many more.  I’m also letting @spoonriverrat pull me down the Niels Nielsen rabbit hole and I have a good feeling about that.

Dream trip: The Ice Hotel in Sweden or a variety of weird and macabre landmarks and museums across the US.

Current number of followers: 13

When did your blog reach it’s peak: Hehe….i’m new, so hopefully I haven’t hit my peak yet.  

Okay, I’m gonna tag…….. @cannibalteeth, @spice-ghoul, @ziphodonty and @atomickola, who are all free to comply or ignore me as they see fit.