# one direction is illuminati

Lina M.

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FUCK THIS WAS SO HOT

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Larry Stylinson Is Real, is real, Israel. Harry is half Jewish. He has a tattoo in Hebrew of his sisters name Gemma, Gemma, jem ah. Jems are really expensive. You know what else is expensive, cars. There are Disney movies about talking cars. The movies star a large bunch of cars. You know what you buy a bunch of, carrots. Back in x-factor days, Louis says he likes girls who eat carrots. But he doesn’t like girls, he likes boys or “carrots”. Who has a “carrot”, Harry. Larry Stylinson is real.

ILLUMINATI IS TRYING TO END ALL BANDS

The illuminati is trying to end all bands.
Let’s take a look at this example.

On March 22, 2013, My Chemical Romance broke up.

On March 25, 2015, Zayn left One Direction.

March 22 and March 25 are 3 days apart. You know what else 3 is involved in? A triangle.

Now, 2015 - 2013 = 2
Multiply 2 by the number of days.
2 x 3 = 6.

My Chemical Romance is 3 words, One Direction is 2 words.

2 x 3 = 6.

Now to make it even, lets divide our 2 equations
6 / 6 = 1.

There is 1 eye and 3 sides.
Illuminati confirmed.

## Drake “HotlIne Bling” video   |  One Direction “Perfect” video  |  Illuminati Under Investigation!

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minions

minions has seven letters

7 - 1 (direction) = SIX

(one direction is illuminati see references in the encyclopaedia)

now, look at this motherfucker:

minions have 2 eyes, 2 arms, and 2 legs

2 + 2 + 2 = SIX

as you can see, minions wear ugly ass overalls like most hick-town farmers.

farmers have an average weight of 185 pounds.

185 - 179 = SIX

do you see it? DO Y OU SEE IT?

SIX + SIX + SIX =

MINIONS ARE ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

In the first part of the video I was like “where’s Louis?” Then he climbed out of Harry’s ass and was just like “hello”

Zayn left one direction. Zayn has four letters. One Direction is two words. 4 x 2 is 8. Pregnant has 8 letters. When you are pregnant you carry a baby. Take the letter B out of the word baby. You are left with “ay”. A is the first letter of the alphabet. Alphabet has three syllables. 3 plus one is four. There are four members in One Direction. Direction. North West. North West is a baby. North West turned one on June 15th 2014. 15 minus 1 equals 14. Publicity stunt has 14 letters. Therefore this is all fake and Louis is not going to be a dad have a good day.

Taylor follows 184 people (as of 3/6/15). 184.

18 4

one direction has a song called 18 on four. FOUR. where have we seen that before? that’s right.

harry’s nipples. one for every member of one direction. one. direction. you know what else goes in one direction?

## sharks.

ed sheeran once posed like the shark from jaws in an interview once. ed and taylor are best friends. they have a song together called “everything has changed”. innocent, right? WRONG.

look closer. “everything”

every THING.

the word everything has “thing” once in it you know what else has one thing?

one direction’s debut album. but what else is called “up all night”?

american sitcom starring maya rudolph and will arnett. both of which are connected to amy poehler. amy poehler used to work at saturday night live. who else works at snl?

kristen wiig. who has she played in the past?

TAYLOR SWIFT. additionally, who has danced with?

harry styles. after snl in 2014. 2014?

2 0 1 4. 4 numbers. which brings us all the way back to that

## 4 AT THE END OF TAYLOR’S FOLLOW COUNT.

wake up america.

• what she says: im fine
• what she means: one direction has five members a pentagram had five corners. a pentagram is made of triangles. illuminati is a triangle. what else is a triangle? yes! a slice of pizza. one direction likes a slice of pizza. but hold up! there's more. 1+5=6. there's 3 letters in one. 3 times 6 is 666. six hundred and sixty-six is the number of the devil. what else has the number of 666? yes! disney. do you see it? is disney illuminati? let's check. disney founder walt disney died in 1966. do you see it? 1966. if we take the 9 and turn it upside down its 666. but that leaves out the one. one like one direction. that means we are back at the start. ONE direction. how could i have missed it. the illuminati has one eye and an eye can only look in one direction at a time. but not the illuminati eye. the illuminati sees everything. one direction has a song called everything about you because illuminati knows everything about you. but there is more. one direction has 10 legs. 10 legs like a spider. a spider has 8 eyes. eight divided by 2 is 4. that's four pairs of eyes. 4 like one directions new album four. you know what else has four. a pyramid. a pyramid has four sides. and a pyramid is triangular. one direction is illuminati #confirmed
Dan’s Livestream // 8.4.15

His bed isn’t made but it is “good enough people”

Cinnamon Grahams with Almond Milk is what he had for breakfast

He met Anahita at VidCon, she was very nice

He likes Drag Me Down

Isn’t sure if his livestream is a show

“One Direction is so famous. So Illuminati”

“We’re the peasants on the other side of the clouds”

Tried to say Louis is having a baby, came out Larry

US tour dates will be out soon

Killed mosquito

In the gaming video he thinks he killed the moth, it just really disappeared

“Fuck, mosquitos”

“Uploaded a new video yesterday people, are you not up to date?”

“I have so many things I need to angerly express”

Spoiled his video about spoilers by describing it

Someone has Dan being twerked on as their Facebook picture

Stalks peoples blogs to see if he should follow them on Tumblr

Phil played the Circle of Life on BBC radio one yesterday

“I’m literally the worst person in the entire world”

Wanted to play a song by Kins but they were too small for Radio 1 to play, he is “that much of a hipster”

TABINOF is being released sooner than he is emotionally comfortable with

Only wants a dog “if it’s a sheeb”

“I love dogs because they make you so happy”

Cat has two french bulldogs and he was dying

“Pugs. Rub them in my face.”

VidCon was his favorite YouTube event ever

“I met some people I’ve never met before”

Was on a panel that was supposed to be about comedy had four minutes of conversation and the rest was chaos, they played everyone’s first videos

“Is this a panel or an intervention?”

GloZell caught twerking on him. It was a thing.

The meet up was his favorite part of the week

“We’re watching each other progressively die.”

Forgot to defrost his food for dinner and had to facebook message Phil to go defrost it

“Howdy folks” -Phil

Phil spoiled the Lion King and told a joke about Mufasa on Radio 1

Awkward VidCon moment, he touched a butt.

Doesn’t like seeing gaming trailers before they make their videos

Grace almost saw Dan in his underwear

Didn’t go to Ihop in the US  but did eat his body weight in kale

Woman in a box of their hotel lobby as an art installation

“I look like trash. I feel like trash. I am trash”

Saw two people having sex on the balcony from the pool

“I feel like that wasn’t pg-13″

Likes to think he would crowd source his dog’s name

He want to sleep at 4 am because he was playing Pokemon showdown

“In 5 years you will regret everything you posted on Tumblr”

Thinks Oscar’s Hotel is the best thing PJ has ever made

Phil smashing his phone was kinda funny, in a bad way

Best way to watch Unfriended is on your laptop, by yourself in bed

Didn’t want to join Vessel because YouTube is so important because everyone can get it at the same time

Prefers hardcover books because it feels like a library

Thinks books are a beautiful possession to have

TABINOF should be consumed as a hardcover

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy is his favorite album

The blue selfies are from the radio studio because there are blue lights

True Detective is an incredible 10/10 show

Food Wars is a great anime to watch

Doesn’t think he could pull off a mankini

Probably will be more attracted to people with dark circles under their eyes because they are probably up on Tumblr all night too

“I’m holding you back from achieving things in your life” (because his livestream went over in time)

Mentions of Phil: IIIII IIIII IIIII III

*Gabby is still in California having fun so I’m doing this for her again because I am a good person. Also because she is bringing me a gift from DisneyLand*

lina

True fact

Simon Cowell (a major illuminati operative) was using Zayn Malik and the other members of 1D to spread illuminati propaganda through music. Zayn is among the very few to escape the illuminati’s grip and he deserves a hurrah. hurrah! HURRAH!¡!!

Did The Illuminati Kill Zayn Malik To Keep Him Quiet? The Answer Might Surprise You.

illuminati confirmed

the truth is unveiled!!!

if you listen carefully to the lyrics of na na na by one direction you will be able to tell that it is actually a message from the illuminati