do you ever just watch someone’s mouth while they talk or sing not because you want to kiss them or smth but because they wrap their lips around words different to others and their mouth shapes differently to fit distinct words and it’s endearing
management: alright we have to make you guys the talk of the town in ALL
the magazines! you know how we can do that?
liam: drop a new album?
management: no you fucking twat who the fuck invited you to this meeting
niall: what about another perfume?
management: did you guys hear something? maybe the air conditioning
harry: we could add more tour dates?
management: you got it harry, we will have to stage a pregnancy scare! alright who wants to do it?
liam: *dating sophia*
niall: i have to go golf that day my knee is broke i don’t have a leg i am busy
harry: *flips gay curl off of gay shoulder and looks fondly over at his
gay husband* i could do it *bats gay eyes at management team and rubs his gay eyebrow
with his gay finger* *crosses gay legs* *scratches gay ear with gay
the past 4 years we’ve gotten to watch harry go through so many transformations: from fluffy babymillionaire to erotic farmer…from cheeky ladykiller to bright-eyed dad-chaser…from the “hot one” to the sweet weirdo that stands in the corner deepthroating bananas…