THE PRESENT I MADE FOR ASHLEY IS A STORY, IT IS A STORY ABOUT TRAGIC TOO-DETERMINED BABY LIAM WHO HAS NO FRIENDS BECAUSE HE’S UNGAINLY AND WEIRD AND OVEREAGER AND WITH BAD HAIR
AND THEN HE FINDS OUT HE IS ADOPTED AND A GOD. he can come back to heaven with his joyous loving god dad (NIALL) if he works real hard and becomes A TRUE HERO, don’t worry HE WILL. he’s gonna be the biggest hero, he won’t let you down, just wait and see, he’ll finally be where he belongs!!!!!
ALSO HE IS REUNITED WITH HIS CHILDHOOD BEST FRIEND AND NOBLE STEED STYLESUS THE FLYING MAGICAL DORK PONY
this is very important to me
and they go off to study with tiny irritable inhuman hero-trainer known only as the tommo.
training montage, liam gets freakhot but no less genuine naive wholesome weirdo determined loser A TRUE HERO!!!!!!!!!!!!
at which point he stumbles coltish feet first into jaded deadpan secretly sensitive disgustingly beautiful “his friends call him zayn at least they would if he had any friends.” zayn is not sure what to make of our rugged hero.
IS WONDERBOY HERE FOR REAL. zayn sold his soul to the devil to buy a house for his mom & his faith in humanity was lost when the housing bubble burst or something???? i am not sure about the economy
he seduces stumbling infatuated liam through unnecessary displays of vulnerability, zayn has weak ankles, but he does not let himself enjoy liam’s STRONG HANDS carefully touching the soft planes of zayn’s skinny back, zayn is very good at what he does, and he has LOST ANY REASON TO BELIEVE THERE COULD BE MORE his only outlet is in his tender graffiti art expressing his SOUL, sky on the top grass on the bottom, zayn whispers to himself and buries his pain
UGH LIAM IS SO INTO ZAYN’S ART, IT’S ALMOST LIKE LIAM SEES INTO THE TORN SWEETNESS OF ZAYN’S DEEPEST BEING, ZAYN ALMOST CAN IMAGINE WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO LET HIMSELF BE LOVED, TO FEEL HIS DELICATE FACE CRADLED SOFTLY IN LIAM’S BIG CAREFUL HANDS, BUT HE HAS A JOB TO DO
DUET WITH THE MUSES, no i’m alright babes i’m not in love aha
WILL ZAYN BE ABLE TO CAST ASIDE THE BURDEN OF THE BARGAIN HE MADE WITH HELL LORD BEN WINSTON??? WILL LIAM ABANDON HIS YOUTHFUL DREAM OF GLOWING GODSHOOD IN ORDER TO TWIRL ZAYN AROUND FOREVER IN HIS ARMS AND SEE IN ZAYN’S WARM GENTLE TEASING EYES AT LAST THAT LIAM BELONGS????????????????
COME ON & SHOUT IT FROM THE MOUNTAINTOPS