THE PRESENT I MADE FOR ASHLEY IS A STORY, IT IS A STORY ABOUT TRAGIC TOO-DETERMINED BABY LIAM WHO HAS NO FRIENDS BECAUSE HE’S UNGAINLY AND WEIRD AND OVEREAGER AND WITH BAD HAIR
AND THEN HE FINDS OUT HE IS ADOPTED AND A GOD. he can come back to heaven with his joyous loving god dad (NIALL) if he works real hard and becomes A TRUE HERO, don’t worry HE WILL. he’s gonna be the biggest hero, he won’t let you down, just wait and see, he’ll finally be where he belongs!!!!!
ALSO HE IS REUNITED WITH HIS CHILDHOOD BEST FRIEND AND NOBLE STEED STYLESUS THE FLYING MAGICAL DORK PONY
this is very important to me
and they go off to study with tiny irritable inhuman hero-trainer known only as the tommo.
training montage, liam gets freakhot but no less genuine naive wholesome weirdo determined loser A TRUE HERO!!!!!!!!!!!!
at which point he stumbles coltish feet first into jaded deadpan secretly sensitive disgustingly beautiful “his friends call him zayn at least they would if he had any friends.” zayn is not sure what to make of our rugged hero.
IS WONDERBOY HERE FOR REAL. zayn sold his soul to the devil to buy a house for his mom & his faith in humanity was lost when the housing bubble burst or something???? i am not sure about the economy
he seduces stumbling infatuated liam through unnecessary displays of vulnerability, zayn has weak ankles, but he does not let himself enjoy liam’s STRONG HANDS carefully touching the soft planes of zayn’s skinny back, zayn is very good at what he does, and he has LOST ANY REASON TO BELIEVE THERE COULD BE MORE his only outlet is in his tender graffiti art expressing his SOUL, sky on the top grass on the bottom, zayn whispers to himself and buries his pain
UGH LIAM IS SO INTO ZAYN’S ART, IT’S ALMOST LIKE LIAM SEES INTO THE TORN SWEETNESS OF ZAYN’S DEEPEST BEING, ZAYN ALMOST CAN IMAGINE WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO LET HIMSELF BE LOVED, TO FEEL HIS DELICATE FACE CRADLED SOFTLY IN LIAM’S BIG CAREFUL HANDS, BUT HE HAS A JOB TO DO
DUET WITH THE MUSES, no i’m alright babes i’m not in love aha
WILL ZAYN BE ABLE TO CAST ASIDE THE BURDEN OF THE BARGAIN HE MADE WITH HELL LORD BEN WINSTON??? WILL LIAM ABANDON HIS YOUTHFUL DREAM OF GLOWING GODSHOOD IN ORDER TO TWIRL ZAYN AROUND FOREVER IN HIS ARMS AND SEE IN ZAYN’S WARM GENTLE TEASING EYES AT LAST THAT LIAM BELONGS????????????????
A FUN GAME CALLED “HOW MANY TIMES CAN I WATCH THE ONE DIRECTION SESAME STREET PROMO BEFORE GOD GENTLY GATHERS ME UP INTO HIS ARMS AND WHISPERS THAT’S ENOUGH MY CHILD AND LIFTS ME OUT OF MY UNBEARABLE SKIN AND UNTO THE HEAVENS AND I SPILL LIKE STARDUST UPON THIS WRETCHED EARTH.”
WHY ARE THERE NOT MORE ONE DIRECTION SOUND OF MUSIC AUS
LOUIS TOMLINSON IS KICKED OUT OF THE NUNS FOR BEING TOO MUCH OF A HOT GAY SCAMP, HE RAISES NICK GRIMSHAW’S MILLION CHILDREN WHILE NICK GRIMSHOW IS BEING AWAY ALL THE TIME BEING INSUFFERABLY HIPSTER SOCIALITE BUT THEN THEY FALL IN LOVE.
ZAYN DOESN’T NEED A GOVERNESS, UNTIL HIS HEART IS BROKEN, HE FALLS IN LOVE WITH SENSIBLE GOATHERD LIAM WHILE HIS FAMILY CROSSES THE ALPS, HE TRAGICALLY CAN’T SING THESE EMOTIONS AWAY.
LIAM DEVASTATED AFTER HIS WIFE DIES KEEPS ALL HIS KIDS IN STRICT ORDER WITH BUZZCUTS TO MATCH HIS UNTIL IMPISH YET EARNESTLY DEVOUT HARRY STYLES ACCIDENTALLY TOPPLES THEM ALL INTO A LAKE REPEATEDLY AND THEY FALL IN LOVE.
THE DIMPLES ON YOUR BACK AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SPINE, THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS (ONE DIRECTION HAS TO COMFORT EACH OTHER IN A BIG BED DURING A THUNDERSTORM, THEY FUCK THE PAIN AWAY AND FALL IN LOVE)
NIALL IS THE LONELY GOATHERD PUPPET WHO FALLS IN LOVE WITH BEAUTIFUL TAVERN WENCH ZAYN PUPPET. LOUIS TOMLINSON IS PULLING ALL THE STRINGS. THEY FALL IN LOVE, HARRY AND LIAM ARE GOATS.
ALL OF THE DIRECTIONS ARE THE VON TRAPP CHILDREN MARIA COMES OVER SHE’S LIKE CAPTAIN ARE YOU AWARE ALL YOUR CHILDREN ARE LIKE 20 YEARS OLD AND ALSO BANGING EACH OTHER. I’M NOT SURE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.
zayn is bridge to terabithia because zayn is about creating and escaping to safe fantastic places for expressing yourself, for breathing out slowly, for laughing out loud, for being silly and strange and a thousand splendid things you cannot be in the harsh light of those who look at you demandingly, zayn is about loving your friends deeply and tenderly, zayn is about looking at other people and marveling in them with careful eyes and more careful hands, zayn is about being uncertain where you fit in and wanting many things very badly but not wanting to say so, zayn is about the inexpressible wonder of learning how to exist in your own skin, zayn is about laying all these and every other treasure you find or build in this world at the feet of your little sister and raising her up and telling her how very magnificent and special she is after all