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one directions movie drinking game for other old people not young people make responsible decisions about drinking!!!!

drink in some healthy moderate amount, or think fondly of alcohol, when:

  • someone says “lads,” “normal,” “fun,” “fans,” or “twitter”
  • you can see the moneybags gleaming in simon “uncle scrooge mcduck” cowell’s eyes
  • harry styles is unabashedly getting off on being underdressed
  • anyone in your party urges anyone in the film to make out
  • someone is asleep or in bed and you think it’s frankly inappropriate
  • you want to send a condolences card to any member of the 1d staff/support team
  • you suspect zayn malik of blatantly trying to seduce you
  • you cry real human tears, thus bringing shame on yourself and all of your ancestors
  • you think about remodeling your personal style aesthetic after any of the boys
  • liam points at the camera while singing and you’re like stop looking at me
  • you find yourself sharing bonus trivia about the band with your party
  • you think “you little shit”
  • you remember that the youngest of these children was born in 1994 and also he is probably naked right now stop looking
  • you see an inhumanely ugly tattoo
  • zayn despairs of one of his bandmates. you despair of all of them.
  • you or anyone in your party says “propaganda" 
  • you wonder if this film has been deliberately edited to reduce its homoerotic content
  • you want to put niall in a box and feed him cat treats
  • you find yourself being very suspicious re: your own desires to put boy band members in boxes and feed them cat treats
  • haha "members”
  • you get upset because no one is wearing seat belts on the band bus like is that just me 
  • louis does that goddamn dance you know which dance
  • you become very concerned about the health and well-being of any one fan including yourself
  • you are physically angry about how aggressively cute someone is being at you
  • you think about your life
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THE PRESENT I MADE FOR ASHLEY IS A STORY, IT IS A STORY ABOUT TRAGIC TOO-DETERMINED BABY LIAM WHO HAS NO FRIENDS BECAUSE HE’S UNGAINLY AND WEIRD AND OVEREAGER AND WITH BAD HAIR

AND THEN HE FINDS OUT HE IS ADOPTED AND A GOD. he can come back to heaven with his joyous loving god dad (NIALL) if he works real hard and becomes A TRUE HERO, don’t worry HE WILL. he’s gonna be the biggest hero, he won’t let you down, just wait and see, he’ll finally be where he belongs!!!!!

ALSO HE IS REUNITED WITH HIS CHILDHOOD BEST FRIEND AND NOBLE STEED STYLESUS THE FLYING MAGICAL DORK PONY

this is very important to me

and they go off to study with tiny irritable inhuman hero-trainer known only as the tommo. 

training montage, liam gets freakhot but no less genuine naive wholesome weirdo determined loser A TRUE HERO!!!!!!!!!!!!

at which point he stumbles coltish feet first into jaded deadpan secretly sensitive disgustingly beautiful “his friends call him zayn at least they would if he had any friends.” zayn is not sure what to make of our rugged hero.

IS WONDERBOY HERE FOR REAL. zayn sold his soul to the devil to buy a house for his mom & his faith in humanity was lost when the housing bubble burst or something???? i am not sure about the economy

he seduces stumbling infatuated liam through unnecessary displays of vulnerability, zayn has weak ankles, but he does not let himself enjoy liam’s STRONG HANDS carefully touching the soft planes of zayn’s skinny back, zayn is very good at what he does, and he has LOST ANY REASON TO BELIEVE THERE COULD BE MORE his only outlet is in his tender graffiti art expressing his SOUL, sky on the top grass on the bottom, zayn whispers to himself and buries his pain

UGH LIAM IS SO INTO ZAYN’S ART, IT’S ALMOST LIKE LIAM SEES INTO THE TORN SWEETNESS OF ZAYN’S DEEPEST BEING, ZAYN ALMOST CAN IMAGINE WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO LET HIMSELF BE LOVED, TO FEEL HIS DELICATE FACE CRADLED SOFTLY IN LIAM’S BIG CAREFUL HANDS, BUT HE HAS A JOB TO DO

DUET WITH THE MUSES, no i’m alright babes i’m not in love aha

WILL ZAYN BE ABLE TO CAST ASIDE THE BURDEN OF THE BARGAIN HE MADE WITH HELL LORD BEN WINSTON??? WILL LIAM ABANDON HIS YOUTHFUL DREAM OF GLOWING GODSHOOD IN ORDER TO TWIRL ZAYN AROUND FOREVER IN HIS ARMS AND SEE IN ZAYN’S WARM GENTLE TEASING EYES AT LAST THAT LIAM BELONGS????????????????

COME ON & SHOUT IT FROM THE MOUNTAINTOPS

ARE WE OUT OF THE WOODS YET

ARE WE OUT OF THE WOODS YET

ARE WE OUT OF THE WOODS YET

ARE WE OUT OF THE WOODS

 

ARE WE IN THE CLEAR YET

ARE WE IN THE CLEAR YET

ARE WE IN THE CLEAR YET, IN THE CLEAR YET

GOOD.

WHY ARE THERE NOT MORE ONE DIRECTION SOUND OF MUSIC AUS

  • LOUIS TOMLINSON IS KICKED OUT OF THE NUNS FOR BEING TOO MUCH OF A HOT GAY SCAMP, HE RAISES NICK GRIMSHAW’S MILLION CHILDREN WHILE NICK GRIMSHOW IS BEING AWAY ALL THE TIME BEING INSUFFERABLY HIPSTER SOCIALITE BUT THEN THEY FALL IN LOVE.
  • ZAYN DOESN’T NEED A GOVERNESS, UNTIL HIS HEART IS BROKEN, HE FALLS IN LOVE WITH SENSIBLE GOATHERD LIAM WHILE HIS FAMILY CROSSES THE ALPS, HE TRAGICALLY CAN’T SING THESE EMOTIONS AWAY.
  • LIAM DEVASTATED AFTER HIS WIFE DIES KEEPS ALL HIS KIDS IN STRICT ORDER WITH BUZZCUTS TO MATCH HIS UNTIL IMPISH YET EARNESTLY DEVOUT HARRY STYLES ACCIDENTALLY TOPPLES THEM ALL INTO A LAKE REPEATEDLY AND THEY FALL IN LOVE.
  • THE DIMPLES ON YOUR BACK AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SPINE, THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS (ONE DIRECTION HAS TO COMFORT EACH OTHER IN A BIG BED DURING A THUNDERSTORM, THEY FUCK THE PAIN AWAY AND FALL IN LOVE)
  • NIALL IS THE LONELY GOATHERD PUPPET WHO FALLS IN LOVE WITH BEAUTIFUL TAVERN WENCH ZAYN PUPPET. LOUIS TOMLINSON IS PULLING ALL THE STRINGS. THEY FALL IN LOVE, HARRY AND LIAM ARE GOATS.
  • ALL OF THE DIRECTIONS ARE THE VON TRAPP CHILDREN MARIA COMES OVER SHE’S LIKE CAPTAIN ARE YOU AWARE ALL YOUR CHILDREN ARE LIKE 20 YEARS OLD AND ALSO BANGING EACH OTHER. I’M NOT SURE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.
  • MY FINGER GOT CAUGHT. IN LOUIS’ TEETH.
  • GOD BLESS WHAT’S HIS NAME.

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WHY IS ZAYN BRIDGE TO TEREBITHIA

zayn is bridge to terabithia because zayn is about creating and escaping to safe fantastic places for expressing yourself, for breathing out slowly, for laughing out loud, for being silly and strange and a thousand splendid things you cannot be in the harsh light of those who look at you demandingly, zayn is about loving your friends deeply and tenderly, zayn is about looking at other people and marveling in them with careful eyes and more careful hands, zayn is about being uncertain where you fit in and wanting many things very badly but not wanting to say so, zayn is about the inexpressible wonder of learning how to exist in your own skin, zayn is about laying all these and every other treasure you find or build in this world at the feet of your little sister and raising her up and telling her how very magnificent and special she is after all