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Ring

admin k: okay so…it was like midnight when i wrote this so i didn’t read the request carefully, so sorry. instead of a high touch i wrote about a fan meet and half way through it i realized that so…i just continued it but i made sure to make it as similar to a high touch after! so sorry again.

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genre: fluff

pairing: vernon x reader

Originally posted by sneezes

It was the day of the Seventeen fan meets and it was pretty normal, quite exciting as the rest. You’ve been to a few of their other fan meets before so it wasn’t anything too new to you.

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This body guard looks like he is 100% done with Harry’s shit lmao

Prompts for Pie 2: Iron Man and the Roller Skates

(Prompt for Brasslizard: Iron Man and Roller Skates)

“No.”

DJ gave him a hopeful look.

“Okay, I’m starting to see why Steve falls for that all the time,” Tony said. He put his hands on his hips. “It’s not going to work on me, just so you know, so you can quit doing it, that thing where you make it look like you’re about to cry. Because I’m immune.”

DJ sniffed, his lower lip trembling.

“This is, this is lies. What you are doing right now, it is manipulative, and it is a lie, I know it is a lie.” Tony did his best to look away. “I know it’s a lie, because I invented that particular falsehood.”

DJ huffed out a sigh and leaned his whole body against Tony’s side. He twisted to the side, his back against Tony’s leg, his feet sliding out in front of him as he pressed against Tony with his full weight. Tony paused, his fingers hovering in midair as his schematics rolled passed.

“No,” Tony told him.

DJ tipped his head back, his dark eyes huge and liquid and sad.

Tony dropped a rag over his head. Underneath it, DJ giggled. “You have to wear that for the rest of the day.”

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anonymous asked:

wait can you elaborate on, like, what the skit was?

Basically it was One Direction sitting at a table with clipboards in front of them, holding One Direction Auditions. Keenan is behind them acting as their body guard. Someone comes into audition, I don’t remember who it was because I was too focused on the boys. They say some things and make some faces. Then two girls come in (it was Amy Adams and some other SNL cast member) they’re twins. They tell 1D that they can only take both of them. One of them is really good, but the other sucks. It pans to the boys where they’re all making faces because the girl is actually terrible. When it gets to Liam, he’s boppin’ along as if he can’t tell that the girl is awful. (that part was so cute) then Harry says, “Are you sure we can’t take one of you?” and they’re like nope you have to take us both. And I think either Liam or Louis says, “Well we do need a new bus driver.” and the girls get super excited and they’re like omg yeS!!! can we have hugs!!! or something along those lines. And then Harry is like, “Yeah, and here is the keys to the bus,” and he gives them to the girl who had the better voice. It was super cute and adorable, Niall’s facial expressions were over exaggerated, Zayn delivered all his lines in a monotone, Harry was just charming and it seemed really natural for him, Louis had the best facial expressions, and Liam was really good too.

Also the order was Niall, Zayn, Harry, Louis, Liam. 

A photo I took of Paul at the One Direction concert on May 31st, 2012 in Toronto, Canada. (x)

He was so cute during the concert, especially the twitter questions. When the boys said Niall should date Demi Lovato he started laughing like an idiot. It was adorable.