one digit off

does anybody remember that one game???????? where the baseball man cleanses his hoolahoops???????????????

like this if your blog has

twenty one pilots

fall out boy

my chemical romance

all time low

set it off

panic! at the disco

bring me the horizon 

neck deep

halsey

my digital escape

cavetown 

dank MEMES!!! (I’m heckin lame ok) 

cryaotic

life is strange 

pewdiepie

jacksepticeye

tyler oakley 

troye sivan 

haNGRID (srsly pls hangrid bloggers like this) 


and just funny content in general i’ll follow you so like it

based on this frickin hilarious video go watch it now (also on a03)

Derek gets a call from an unknown number at 10:27am. It happens sometimes, telemarketers, and quite often for the nannying agency that’s one digit off his mobile. Today is a new one.

“Hello, this is Derek.”

“Oh, hi. Okay. Hi, I’m Stiles,” comes a surprised voice from the other end.

“Hi Stiles.”

“So, Derek, this is going to sound strange, but I’m just about to go in for a job interview in three minutes, and I had to fill out this list of references and I was short a number so I wrote down a random one, then thought I should call it to see if it was real. And it is, it’s yours.”

“So you just wrote down a random number as a reference?” Derek asks, confused and also a little amused.

“Yes, that’s right. And look, I’m going in soon, and getting this job would be really great, and so would you mind if I keep your number on the list? They probably won’t call but I–”

“Go for it,” Derek interrupts. What’s the harm in it? He can cross off that he’s done his one nice thing for the day, and this Stiles is right, he probably won’t even get a call.

“Seriously? Ah, okay that’s amazing. Thank you.”

“What’s the job?” Derek asks, grabbing a pen and paper to write it down. He’s warming up to the idea of doing this fake reference thing. It’ll be a laugh if nothing else.

“So it’s an IT position with Saris and Fehr Legal. System maintenance, software security, a bunch of stuff really, but don’t worry about it too much, I just had you down as a personal reference?”

Stiles asks it like a question, showing some nerves, and Derek realises he’s essentially admitting he doesn’t know enough people who’d give him a positive reference.

“Oh well that’s easy enough then, I’ll just say that I’ve known you for years, talk about how you’re organized, trustworthy, etcetera,” Derek’s been a reference for some of his friends before, he knows the drill.

“Ah, yeah, sounds great. Wow. You sure about this?”

“It’s fine, Stiles. It’ll make my day more interesting at any rate.”

“Wow,” Stiles repeats, clearly surprised by Derek’s immediate cooperation. “So it’s Stiles Stilinski, not sure I gave you my last name.”

“No, you didn’t,” he says, writing down Stiles’ surname phonetically. “Mine’s Hale. Derek Hale.”

“Hale,” Stiles repeats, while Derek can hear the sound of a pen moving across paper through the phone. “Alright, I’ve got to go now but thanks so much, Derek. It means a lot.”

“You’re welcome,” Derek says, smiling at how relieved Stiles sounds. “Good luck for the interview.”

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anonymous asked:

are there more issues of Spider-Man/Peter going on dates with men?

I couldn’t make a complete list.

Obviously Johnny Storm :

Wade Wilson : 

Matt Murdock :

But also, 

Jack Monroe

Brian Braddock

Danny Rand

Flash Thompson

okay but hear me out on this, okay. Keith couldn’t have been in the desert alone for that long, man. I have a whole headcannon figured out about how Keith has a pet/best friend desert iguana named Butter (short for Peanut Butter because of the colour) back on Earth. It’s just a soft side of him that no one sees and also the reason why he didn’t implode from loneliness. Talk to me about soft Keith with Butter and i will love you


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