one day you'll wake up and realize

Imagine finding a dwarfling on the quest, who instantly takes a shine to you, and it makes your favorite dwarf realize what a good mother you'll be one day

Balin: where is the wee one?
You: asleep
Dwalin: you spent five minutes in there?
You: well he’s asleep, go check if you like, just try not to wake him up please.
Thorin : *checks and sees the small slumbering dwarfling* did you bathe him?
You: yes, I also managed to comb and braid his hair, like you advised me to, without much trouble.
Gloin: teach me your secrets dwarfling charmer!

Originally posted by farewellthorinoakenshield

persephone-is-here-omg  asked:

Yo... I go to sleep and y'all come out with the filth??? I feel betrayed. Seriously tho, just imagine that one you fall asleep on the sofa of the compound while watching tv, Bucky hears someone say his name, then he hears someone moan his name, he realizes is you and you're dreaming about him. He smiles to himself smugly and wakes you up "Honey, I hate to interrupt such a good dream, but you'll get all stiff in this sofa. Let carry you to your room"

I’m sitting here trying to think of a pun with stiff hahaha 

but yes, lord. the way I woke up the other day …

Sinful Sunday™

One Direction Song Asks
  • What Makes You Beautiful: What do you think is your best quality?
  • Gotta Be You: What qualities do you look for the most in a potential partner?
  • One Thing: What's that "One Thing" that attracts you to a person
  • More than This: Have you ever coveted someone else's significant other?
  • Up All Night: When's the last time you pulled an all nighter?
  • I Wish: If you could have one wish, what would it be?
  • I Want: What's the thing that you want the most?
  • Everything About You: What's 5 words to describe who you are?
  • Same Mistakes: What's a habit that you want to get out of?
  • Save You Tonight: What's something that's "saved" you?
  • Stole My Heart: Talk about your first love.
  • Stand Up: What's something that you'll always stand up and fight for?
  • Moments: What's a memory that'll last forever
  • Live While We're Young: What's something that you don't want to die without doing?
  • Kiss You: What would you describe as your perfect kiss?
  • Little Things: What's something about yourself that you hate the most?
  • C'mon C'mon: Favorite song to dance to?
  • Last First Kiss: Tell us about your first kiss
  • Heart Attack: What's something you're looking forward to?
  • Rock Me: Do you remember Summer '09?
  • Change My Mind: Ever dated someone twice?
  • I Would: Would you date someone who's taken?
  • Over Again: Do you believe in second chances?
  • Back for You: Would you do a long distance relationship?
  • They Don't Know About Us: Do you prefer your relationships to be private or do you like posting things about them on social media?
  • Summer Love: Ever had a summer fling?
  • Truly, Madly, Deeply: Is there someone who you think you'll never get over?
  • Magic: If you could have magical powers, would you take them?
  • Irresistible: Can anyone actually spell this word without having to google it? damn.
  • Best Song Ever: 5 songs that will always hold a special place in your heart.
  • Story of My Life: Talk about a time where you fucked up and wish you could make things right.
  • Diana: Tell us about your lowest moment (if you feel comfortable). Alternative: What song would you sing in concert forever despite the fact that nobody likes it?
  • Midnight Memories: What's your favorite memory that happened late at night?
  • You & I: Will we ever get over Zayn's highnote in this song?
  • Don't forget where you belong: Describe your hometown in one sentence.
  • Strong: Who's the person that you lean on the most?
  • Happily: Is there someone who you want to be with despite everything standing in between you two?
  • Right Now: What do you wish you were doing right now?
  • Little Black Dress: What's your favorite outfit?
  • Through the Dark: Talk about a mantra you have.
  • Something Great: Talk about "Something Great" in your life that you cherish.
  • Better than Words: Do you like to grab your crotch in front of 60K+ people?
  • Why Don't We Go There?: Where do you want to visit?
  • Does He Know?: Have you ever cheated?
  • Alive: Have you ever been put into therapy for being addicted to sex?
  • Half a Heart: Do you ever walk around with just one shoe?
  • Steal My Girl: Whose your favorite girl that Niall's stolen?
  • Ready to Run: Longest you've ever walked/ran in one day?
  • Where do Broken Hearts Go?: What's your routine when you're sad to cheer yourself up?
  • 18: Would you rather get married younger, later, or never?
  • Girl Almighty: What makes you confident?
  • Fool's Gold: Have you ever been fucked around with by some shithead but been unable to get out from their spell?
  • Night Changes: What's something that makes you realize how much you've grown?
  • No Control: Do you have a raging boner when you wake up?
  • Fireproof: Are you in a relationship that you'll think last forever?
  • Spaces: When did you first learn about Zayngate?
  • Stockholm Syndrome: Do you ever start singing a song and then realize you don't know any of the words and mumble through it?
  • Clouds: Ever been in an airplane?
  • Change Your Ticket: Last place you travelled?
  • Illusion: Do you have trust issues?
  • Once In a Lifetime: What's your favorite fairytale?
  • Act my Age: Do you think you act your age?
  • BONUS:
  • Teenage Dirtbag: What's your favorite superhero?

anonymous asked:

You'll always love him, and it will hurt. But over the months and weeks and days you will notice it less and less. And one day you'll wake up and realize that although he still has a place in your heart, you're no longer in love with him. He was a special boy, but not the only boy. Happiness will find it's way back to you, flowers will grow from your scars, and everything will all be a memory

i needed this, thank you. xx

anonymous asked:

I really wanted to like you, but I cringe at how much praise you get. Do you feel guilty about misleading people? 1.) you owe tens of thousands in back taxes yet spend all your money on material items, 2.) you work a porn job you'll 100% regret one day once you wake up and realize its not fulfilling, 3.) you look underage meaning you attract pedos on webcam, and 4.) people comment on your "natural" beauty but you wear extensions, have implants, fake lips, and pounds of makeup you never mention.

1- you don’t know what I do with my money and what makes you assume I didn’t pay taxes is beyond me.
2- I will never regret the decisions in MY LIFE
3 - this is where I realized you’re just talking out of your ass lol
4 - again with the assumptions who cares how much make up I wear and why do I have to talk about it?


anonymous asked:

I love reading your writings. I just wanted to post on here and say that for anyone who is going through a rough time, it does get better. It gets easier. Coming from a person who a year ago wanted to kill herself and never thought I would see the sun again, I'm telling you to hold on. Because one day you'll wake up and realize hey I wasn't sad the entire day. Then the whole day. Then a whole week. You'll see the sun again and you'll run in a field of flowers wondering what depression even was

^^^^^ This. Thank you. This this this. Remember this. 

- A.O.A.M.