Please bless me with obscene amounts of wealth so I can devote my life to ensuring that another anti-choice, anti-woman, anti-equality lawmaker never holds elected office at any level of government in the United States.
Lawmakers shouldn’t get to introduce bills that require a man to sign off on a woman’s abortion, and call women “hosts” in the process, and then get re-elected. With my billions of dollars, I would descend upon these legislators with the fury of one billion women, and burn their political careers to the very ground upon which they stand.
Please, Lord, in the name of Jesus, answer this prayer.
Amen amen amen.