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coran: whoo, it’s hot out here!

allura: you think it’s hot out? i have seventy pounds of hair on my body, weighing me down, making me sweat. you wouldn’t know real heat if it yelled at you.

coran: princess, i think…it would be best for you to go inside. 

I just realized that Qrow is totally a Karasu-tengu (Crow Tengu) in Japanese mythology. (One of the folklore that actually paint crows in a positive light.) They’re winged bird creatures that can shape-shift and take human form, are skilled sword fighting warriors, have great knowledge, and protect the law of the land. They are the deities called upon in prayer by desperate people (Tai) to help their children (Yang and Ruby) get back home. They also play tricks on the arrogant and vain (Winter) while rewarding and helping to train those who are modest and aim to help others (Ruby). 

I will never understand those who don’t ship things. Like what do you do just like a couple on a tv show or movie or book and be like “they’re cute I hope that happens,” and then it’s ambiguous or doesn’t happen and you’re like “oh guess I was wrong. That’s the end of that then” and don’t obsess over it for the rest of your life?

Chicken emoji reviews

Barely a chicken, the wattles aren’t even right and the comb is too smooth, a bad chicken 0/5

A very stout but good hen, i like their small comb and correct wattles, they look a bit scared tho with those white eyes 4/5

Strong and sharp! This hen reminds me of a dragon, could possibly be a cockatrice, so watch out! The wattles are wrong tho 3/5

The fuck is this, who gave this marshmallow a beak and two twigs for feet? Also those fake eyelashes and blush won’t fool anyone buddy -2/5

Very large and soft gal, tho her head is too small and that neck doesn’t quite look right, nor are the wattles correct 2/5 

That’s just an egg with a face drawn on it and a ribbon put on top, you didn’t even try, very bad -2/5

You tried, tho the wattles nor comb look right, combs don’t work like hair silly facebook 1/5

A better version of facebook’s attempt, this hen looks a bit confused tho, probably because it seems barely anyone can get a chicken’s wattles right 2/5

This abomination is out for blood, don’t let it stare at you for too long or it might attack you 0/5

A nicer version of twitter’s evil hen, simple and kinda cute but still incorrect, would put my trust into her tho to protect me from her more frightening cousin 3/5

Amazing, beautiful! The best looking one so far, almost perfect, has a great looking comb but their wattles and feet are a little lacking, i can look past that tho and this hen will keep you safe forever 5/5

My poor darling, what the fuck are you even?? That’s not a chicken, not in the slightest, and if it is then it has been deformed beyond repair, i feel sorry for whatever this thing is -3/5

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Natasha, Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812 told with My Immortal quotes

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i’ve been thinking about the psychic thing/knowing alex was gay thing and i have thoughts

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I’ve been a Homestuck for 5 Y E A R S now.

Burn the mark of the beast onto your blog by reblogging with how long you’ve been a filthy, dirty Homestuck…

my fav lil things abt jin

- how he uses food to express things “you peel off layer and layer and find there is always content there. it’s like an onion”
- “no it’s not”
- hella calm and collected when members start a ruckus
- how he will nvr admit food > bts but we all know
- his fingers! i love them so much
- that judging look when jihope were doing a love shot
- somehow finding out tht touching jk’s nipples would wake him up??
- tht iconic aegyo fail where he trips
- turtle neck + long coat + glasses look
- super duper flexible back, walking while doing a backbend 👏🏼
- endless dad jokes
- sleeveless jin
- jin & rice scooper, ult otp ❤️
- the long ass eye contacts w camera
- his imitations of tae & jk during the bts of asc
- when he gets amazed by how loud the members get
- when he puts yoongi back where he belongs
- !!!!steals army bombs!!!!! but then returns them back while giving them the most soft most gentle smile ever
- will be on his 3rd bowl of rice while you’re on your 1st
- “I was awkward since I was born!”
- has one by one tips on how to look ‘cool’ & if tht isn’t the cutest thing
- we rly do not appreciate his english enough!!
- no matter how much he gets teased for his dancing, he is nvr discouraged and still tries hard w/o getting upset
- when he asked if the woman was having a sad day during their hidden camera
- can’t contain laughter when beatboxing
- kinda reminds me of flappy bird sometimes
- when he helped yoongs put on his contacts
- the beginning verse of ‘dead leaves’
- human gps
- cute easy recipes tht come w adorable pictures
- car door guy
- wore a beanie and felt insecure but he looked so good!!
- doesn’t know how to turn on v app notifications
- “im only 3 yrs older than you!”
- can do everything w his toes
- the type to beatbox to a stranger and take a fry afterwards
- will answer if a member calls him mom
- works out in the hotel rooms bc he can
- bringing food to jimin and not knowing he was being filmed :’)
- #1 super mario fan
- plays w armys on twt
- eating food to the aura of the song
- how he flaps his arms when the food is 2 good
- the way he snorts when a member shit talks
- blessing us w his priceless blowing kisses
- no hesitance in using jk’s head to climb up the bed
- calls rap monster “rm” and jeongguk “jk”
- always ends up as a victim of rm’s dance moves
- no jin, no bangtan (he’s the oxyjin) but srsly.

yoongs | hobi | hobi pt.2 | rapmom | jimin | tae | jk

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Finally some art! Megacon is around the corner, so I’m getting all my designs for charms/stickers ready! Today, I wanted to finish these two, and then jump onto my other OTP! But I’m a perfectionist so I’m a bit behind….

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