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I re-watched fury road and decided to make A List of Things I Love, it got a bit long but herE WE GO GIRLS:

  • Furiosa tearing up as she is driving, just before she goes off road
  • The ladies doing graffiti in their room before they escape fuck yeah vandalism im kidding dont vandalise stuff thats bad but the ladies were Making A Point ok
  • Miss Giddy standing up to Joe like hell yeah girl u tell him 
  • The flame throwers lmao ok who goes into a war like situation and is like “you know what this already adrenaline-filled, dangerous situation needs? Flame throwers. That’s what.”
  • “Also we need a guy suspended by bungee chord to play guitar. His guitar will also be a flame thrower”
  • Max being super bitter about them taking his stuff i feel u max i feel u 
  • Furiosa shedding a tear before the sandstorm scene like is she thinking about how she knows there is No Going Back now she Will Be Killed? but then nah Ace comes up and is all “why can’t you go back? what did you do?” and you can see her resolve harden and she is all fuck yes lets get to the green place and fucking punches him in the face and fangs it
  • Angharad looks super hella mad during like the entire scene with max pointing the gun and ordering them around i dont blame u babe
  • Furiosa tackling Max and just going to town on his faCE 
  • Dag tossing the bolt cutters to Furiosa without hesitation
  • Dag trying to get involved with the fight but Cheedo holding her back and Dag is just like let me fiGHT HIM 
  • Where did the ladies get the binoculars from??????????? like when they r looking at the gastown boys they just appear??????? u ladies r magic and i love it 
  • Max using the door to get out to fix the fuel pod but climbing back in through the window why max 
  • Dag biting nux
  • All of the ladies jump to help Furiosa when Nux attacks her 
  • Angharad throwing Nux out of the rig and Max is all ???wat is goin on fam????? 
  • hella sick bike tricks man 
  • Angharad leaning out the rig to protect Furiosa and Capable and Toast holding Angharad and Cheedo holding onto Capable and all 4 of them Glaring At Joe u go defy the man 
  • All of the ladies yelling at Max to go back for Angharad and Furiosa being SAD ;-;
  • Cheedo running back and looking like a virgin bride but then u get a close up look and all her makeup is smeared and running and it conflicts with that image of purity which is in my opinion really good directing bc Cheedo is said to be the only one that Joe hasn’t forced himself on
  • Dag saying “wring your hands and tear your hair but you’re not going back to him” its so catchy say it out loud 
  • Furiosa being super protective of all the girls and wanting them to stay together 
  • “mcfeasting”
  • Doof Warrior gets a spotlight for night time guitar thrashing lmao 
  • if you’re playing in the mud and i’m playing in the mud then whO’S DRIVING THE RIG???????????????
  • Max running to the rig then noping and running back to his tree for safety 
  • Max hugging the tree to help keep it upright u r doing a great job max im proud of u 
  • Furiosa pushing the rig i am convinced that it was Furiosa pushing and Furiosa pushing alone that got the rig moving again
  • The Vulvalini’s entrance, badass babes on bikes
  • Furiosa finding her family again honestly it gets me every time i tear up and my throat closes up and i jus t 
  • “this is our Furiosa”
  • From this point on im just crying ok Furiosa remembering the gesture and her face, our ladies and the many mothers all laughing and joking with each other, the many mothers giving each of the ladies clothes and accessories, keeper of the seeds and Dag interacting and bonding, Furiosa and the others offering Max a bike and a place with them. im just so emotional about this ok.
  • “we go back?” “yeah” “i thought you weren’t insane anymore” ok Dag u r precious but dont be rude ok Max is just trying to help
  • Keeper of the Seeds going “kaboom” and making the hand gesture and Dag does it at the same time ok they r best frens 
  • “it feels like hope” and Max and Furiosa just staring at Nux like way to drop the ball nux now they know u were listening to their conversation
  • Doof Warrior w his lil umbrella sleepin and then bein like aw shit whats happenin do i gotta play i better play 
  • Toast with her lil music box and Dag prying and after Toast asks what she’s doing it pans over to Keeper and she has this smirk on her face and i juST 
  • “HERE WE GO GIRLS”  
  • “One man, one bullet” a good life motto 
  • Capable leaning out the rig to see whats goin on when Max is climbing up to go cut the harpoon lines lmao pls dont do that capable u could get hurt
  • THE POLCATS GODDAMN
  • Toast asking Keeper if she is hurt and saying that she thinks she’s hurt to the others and Dag grabbing the Bag of Seeds for her and sitting with her i just y r u doing this 2 me y must u take the people i love away from me 
  • Furiosa climbing onto the gigahorse and she has no energy and is in so much pain but goddamn it she is going to do it to protect her lil fam
  • Cheedo knowing that Rictus would go to get her if the option presented itself, rather than Furiosa, so she was like lol ok so im gonna trick u so i can go help my gal
  • Rictus grabs Dag and then one of the Vulvalini is like no and SLAPS HIM IN THE FACE and then he hits her back and then one other the other Vulvalini gal sees that and is like nOT TODAY SON and starts screaming and goes to help her galpal out 
  • Furiosa fighting the prime imperator like just that whole scene 
  • [hisses] [screams]
  • The Vulvalini who shoots @ Rictus and hits his air tank and is like “dang might have to change the motto to ‘one man, occasionally 2 bullets’”
  • Furiosa sliding along the side of the car all bloody and bruised and determined 
  • Toast spitting on Joe’s dead body yes
  • all the ladies looking out for each other and making sure they are safe and helping each other im all about gals helping gals
  • Cheedo asking why Furiosa is wheezing and then when our Vulvalini biker gal explains she looks like she is about to burst into tears
  • in fact, Toast and Capable are crying 
  • :-)
  • Dag and the ladies helping Max to save Furiosa
  • everyone calling Furiosas name and chanting ‘let them up’ and then the war pups r like lol lets do it 
  • Furiosa holding Capable as they ascend