*This is an old conversation and was written during the time period of season 3B*
Setting: Emma, Hook, Snow, Charming, Rumple, Belle, Hook, Neal, Leroy, Nova, Blue, and the rest of the fairies have been arrested and are all crammed in the small Storybrooke jail. Marco won’t let them go until they counsel with Archie.
Archie: Marko just called me. He
said all of you got arrested, and he wasn’t letting you leave until I came and
talked to all of you. So let’s start with why you are all here. Hook?
Hook: I believe they called it
“inappropriate sexual advances towards the sheriff.”
Archie: Hook *shakes head*
Hook: I was just being myself.
The sheriff just happened to be in a terrible mood.
Neal: Assaulting a pirate for
making sexual advances towards the sheriff.
Neal: Punching. In the face.
Hook: Luckily my devilishly
handsome face made it out of the attack with nothing to show for it.
Because you made me a Dark One, I'm going to KILL you and everyone you love! I've already marked all of you. You are all going to the Underworld and suffer a terrible fate! Haha!
No Killian! I only turned you into a Dark One because I love you and didn't want to lose you! I lost pretty much everyone I fell in love with. I even told you this in a previous episode! Please understand, I made a mistake!
And that's why you, your parents and even your SON deserve to DIE!!
You don't love me anymore?!
It's pretty obvious that I don't Swan.
1 Episode Later
This is it! I'm killing all of you! I've been planning this for a couple episodes now and it's finally happening! Have fun in Hell!
Killian, please don't do this!
Yeah Killian..don't kill us.
....ok. I love you Emma! Please kill me instead!
I love you so much Killian! You've been nothing but perfect! And ALL of us are going to risk our lives to save you from the Underworld! You deserve it!