summer 2016: get outside and actually exercise for once!!! pokemon go is here and you can actually live out your childhood fantasy by catching pokemon and becoming a gym leader!!! whats that??? you can also join TEAMS with hot-looking leaders with just enough basic traits to make you want to dedicate the next three weeks of your life to them???? wow!!!!!
summer 2017: fulfill your dream of becoming a hot dad so you can date other hot dads