once you go black you gonna need a wheelchair

The Signs as “White Chicks” quotes

Aries: “Move , bitch .”

Taurus: “Negro please . Didn’t any one tell you that this was an all white party , huh ? Someone get this jiggaboo away from me .”

Gemini: “Don’t hate me ‘cause you ain’t me “!

Cancer: “Take good care of him . Oh , and teach him how to say “Yo quiero Taco Bell” , kay ?”

Leo: “I ask him to make me look like Gwyneth Paltrow , I get off the surgery table looking like freakin’ Shrek .”

Virgo: “Hasta la vista Schwarzenegro .”

Libra: “Your mother’s so stupid she exercises when she could just get , like , liposuction or something !”

Scorpio: “She’s having a bitch fit !”

Sagittarius: “I’m so fricking pissed .”

Capricorn: “Once you go black , you gonna need a wheelchair .”

Aquarius: “I am so glad I got waxed today .”

Pisces: “I wanna speak to your supervisor ! Better yet , I’m gonna write a letter !”