once i started i just couldn't stop

i cant wait until youngmin debuts and shows the world how wonderful and talented he is i cant wait until he can write more of his raps and actually record it and have it released and listened to and loved by the world i cant wait to hear more of his story through his lyrics i cant wait for his alpaca dance i cant wait for interviews where he tells more about his life and his family and his interests i cant wait for twitter or instagram posts about his day i cant wait to read more articles and watch more videos i cant wait until i can watch him on music show stages i cant wait to watch him grow as a person and an artist i cant wait until he can go on a platform like asc or mwave meet and greet or idk whatever wherever (will they even go on those who knows) where i can cry and tell him how much i love him and how special he is to me i cant wait until the moments youngmin’s dreams come true and i cant wait to be right there watching him and rooting for him and supporting him endlessly

Hips Don’t Lie

I stood there, smiling wide, as I watched my husband break out the best dad moves he had in his repertoire.

As the song beat on and those sinful hips swayed from side to side, I couldn’t help but let my mind wonder to a similar moment just nights ago.

There were a couple key differences.

There were no flashing lights.

It was only Jensen and I.

There were no clothes involved.

And let me tell you, seeing those hips swing freely like that, no burdensome clothes obscuring the view. That’ll do things to a girl.

Dreadfully wonderful things.

Those bare hips, moving sensually towards me. Those thick, bow legs torturing me with their movements. His soft, yet defined stomach, rolling with each step. His broad shoulders and biceps stretching and flexing as he cornered me. My breath quick, my body aching to be touched.

Then he grabbed my naked hips, pulling me into his warmth, slowly encouraging my body to move in time with his. Our bodies knew exactly how to move together.

Let’s just say, it didn’t take long for things to escalate. It didn’t take long before those hips were rolling on top of mine, showing me just how well they could move as long as I begged.

“Hey there beautiful,” Jensen’s voice sounded, breaking me out of my memory. “You look all worked up,” he noted, swaying his hips dangerously as he grabbed mine, guiding me along with him.

“Well, if you’d cut that shit out, I wouldn’t be ready to jump you in front of all those people,” I whispered, locking eyes with his.

“Oh you mean like this,” he said, grabbing my hips, rolling them against his, his hand pressed firmly at the small of my back, pushing me into his hardness.

“You’re lucky we’re back stage,” I moaned, my fingers brushing the fine hairs at the nape of his neck as my lips met his.

“How about we find somewhere a little more private the second this panel is over?” He suggested when my lips were swollen and red.

“You read my mind, Jense,” I breathed against his mouth, pushing him away from me. “Get going so we can get going,” I smirked, raising my eyebrows suggestively.

He pulled me to him once more, his lips crashing to mine hungrily.

“Yes ma'am,” he growled. “I think it’s time for the last question,” he said, heading back on stage.

The music started, and Jensen’s voice rang out with Rob’s. I pulled myself together, waiting patiently to drag my husband back to our room, those hips and what they were capable of the only thing on my mind.

Can the Marauders sing?
  • <b> Sirius:</b> can sing and will sing, all the time, everywhere.
  • <b> James:</b> can't sing, but still sings till your ears screech
  • <b> Remus: </b>can sing, but won't sing in front of anyone
  • <b> Peter:</b> can't sing, won't sing
  • <b> Lily:</b> can't sing, but knows all the lyrics and will correct you

                luna lovegood & nearly all book quotes
                feel free to change pronouns and such to fit muses!

  • ❝ i don’t know who you are. ❞
  • ❝ wit beyond measure is a man’s greatest treasure. ❞
  • ❝ i don’t like dancing very much. ❞
  • ❝ that was funny! ❞
  • ❝ baboons … backside! ❞ 
  • ❝ i’ll have it back, thank you. ❞
  • ❝ i’ll carry that, if you like. ❞
  • ❝ you’re not going mad. i can see them, too. ❞
  • ❝ i’ve been able to see them ever since my first day here. ❞
  • ❝ you’re just as sane as i am! ❞
  • ❝ he isn’t a very good teacher, is he? ❞
  • ❝ we think he’s a bit of a joke in ravenclaw. ❞
  • ❝ ____ has his own private army! ❞
  • ❝ he’s got an army of heliopaths! ❞
  • ❝ because you’re so narrow minded. you need to have everything shoved under your nose. ❞
  • ❝ they’re great tall flaming creatures that gallop across the ground. ❞
  • ❝ i’m supporting gryffindor! ❞
  • ❝ it’s often infested with nargles. ❞
  • ❝ i believe you fought him and escaped from him. ❞
  • ❝ i expect all of these are letters from readers. ❞
  • ❝ well, we’ll have to fly! ❞
  • ❝ i thought we’d settled on that? ❞
  • ❝ there are other ways of flying than with broomsticks. ❞
  • ❝ i can hear them, too. ❞
  • ❝ they were just lurking out of sight, that’s all, you heard them. ❞
  • ❝  i don’t know what they hit him with, but he’s gone a bit funny. ❞
  • ❝ i’ve lost some of my posessions. ❞
  • ❝ i think they think i’m a bit odd. ❞
  • ❝ they’ll come back. they always do in the end. ❞
  • ❝ i think i’ll just go and have some pudding. ❞
  • ❝ i enjoyed the meetings, too. it was like having friends! ❞
  • ❝ people expect you to have cooler friends than us. ❞
  • ❝ wrackspurt got you? ❞
  • ❝ wrackspurts. they’re invisible. they float in through your ears and make your brain go fuzzy. ❞
  • ❝ did you know one of your eyebrows is bright yellow? ❞
  • ❝ he’s a vampire. ❞
  • ❝ i went to the hospital wing to find you, but they said you’d left! ❞
  • ❝ i’ve been told to give you this. ❞
  • ❝ you’re making fun of me, aren’t you? ❞
  • ❝ everyone says i was dreadful. ❞
  • ❝ one of the gnomes actually bit me! ❞
  • ❝ i didn’t want you to be caught. ❞
  • ❝ you’ll need to stay still. ❞
  • ❝ i’ll always remember what you did. ❞
  • ❝ i’m going to miss you. ❞
  • ❝ you won’t find it where you’re going, you’re wasting your time. ❞
  • ❝ you listen to me right now! ❞
  • ❝  it’s obvious, isn’t it? you have to talk to someone who’s dead. ❞

anonymous asked:

okay so i'm in the middle of reading les mis, and everyone knows that "be serious, i am wild' quote? well in the edition i'm borrowing it says: "Be serious." said Enjolras. "I am fierce." answered Grantaire. and i just. couldn't stop laughing because FIERCE yes grantaire is FIERCE

OH MY GOD YES OF COURSE R IS FIERCE AGH AND I THOUGHT THEY COULDN’T MAKE HIM ANY MORE GAY MY CHILD. DON’T GET ME STARTED ON EDITIONS AND TRANSLATIONS, I READ ONE ONCE THAT MADE HIM SAY “SAVAGE” INSTEAD AND I WAS LIKE okay babe calm down, that’s a little harsh. But yeah, at least you haven’t been victimized to the Spanish translations where they change the names bc I could not deal with Mario and Coseta and Los Amigos del ABC pls no

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My sweet anon,

I feel almost as if I should apologize for helping to drag you deeper into this ship and putting your computer at risk… but it’s about loving 2jae, so I cannot! Please do come join me in bottom of the trashcan though! I assure you that there’s plenty of room for all to be dragged to the depths

Originally posted by jewishkenma

I can’t promise that it’s always fun to be so very deep in the 2jae trash life because even in the beauty of the love 2jae have for one another, there’s still heartache…

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Law & Order: SVU (Season 15) Starters
  • My partner, my squad, the entire department will hunt you down.
  • You think that you've put people through hell. It will rain back down on you.
  • He would kick your teeth in, break your legs, break your arms, break your back, break your face.
  • If you can't trust me, then I'm done.
  • That's not what I said.
  • What happened?
  • Fear won out.
  • I'm sorry.
  • It's not on you. It's just the way it is.
  • Nothing changes, except what has to.
  • Has anyone ever told you to just stop talking?
  • Was it something I said?
  • Last night I friended her on Facebook.
  • People lie, people make mistakes... this comes with the territory.
  • Is that really how women think?
  • I'm proud of you. Coming forward, you had more guts than any of them.
  • After sex, most men feel the urge to urinate, which clears the urethra.
  • He'll die in prison.
  • He goaded me into beating him. And, you know what? Once I started I couldn't stop. He got me to turn into exactly what he is.
  • Nobody could ever take your place
  • We should throw you a party
  • Heavy lies the crown.
  • Don't worry, I'll stay away from Atlantic City
  • You threatening me? I got the biggest gang in the city. You think your guys are loyal? Go ahead. Test the NYPD. I dare ya.
  • Some street guy with a diabetic kid with an attachment disorder out in the freezing cold? Tell me there's a happy ending.
  • You ask me, the only difference between a football team and a gang is that gangs don't wear helmets and knee-pads.
  • You can't just come in here and start making accusations.
  • I'll pretend I didn't hear you say that!
  • Whatever you're doing, I want you to stop now; I am not ready for another partner!
  • You're smiling, ___. Why does that freak me out?
  • I'm fixed on you, and until I'm dead I'll always be in your head
  • We're joined at the hip now, aren't we?
  • There is not one shred of forensic evidence of criminal behavior.
  • A grenade with the pin pulled has not blown up yet, but it's still a danger to those around it.

anonymous asked:

Do you know of any good aus that deserve a read?

anon, i’m going to assume this is for ian/mickey, and why fuckING YES I DO

there are way, way more au’s anon! i also strayed away from canon divergence au’s, and these are mostly like full on alternate universes. i hope you enjoy!!

jerkbcnt  asked:

(Part one) Hi there! I'm so sorry for flooding your activity feed; once I started reading your metas and analysis, I just couldn't stop! Anyway, I didn't find a post about this (though I may have just missed it or it may have been covered in

(Part two) lok, if so, feel free to disregard these asks) but I was wondering what your thoughts are on the apparent 16 year gap between avatars. Roku was shown dying just as Aang was born, but Aang didn’t know he was the new Avatar until he was

(Part three) 12 years old, and he wasn’t supposed to know until he was 16. What do you think people did if they needed the avatar’s guidance during that time? Were they left to handle things alone? Sorry this got so long. I hope you have a nice day😊

I love it when people flood my activity feed! Feel free to do so at any time. Also, that is an extremely interesting question.

There is, and always has been, a 16-year gap between when the old Avatar dies and the new Avatar is discovered. In addition, the Avatar must spend several years in training, which leaves less time for keeping the peace and maintaining the balance of the world.

It’s never explicitly stated in the show what happens in the interim or how people cope with no Avatar. But personally, I think that the gap years are part of keeping balance in the world, too. If there were always an Avatar presiding over the world and making the big decisions, it would be very tempting to give the Avatar a cult or a dynasty and depending entirely on them for counsel in times of trouble. You’ll notice, whenever Aang reveals himself as the Avatar, he is treated with respect, but not as if he is a god in human form. If an Avatar ever decided to conquer the world, it would be a disaster of epic proportions, so it is a very good thing the Avatar essentially lies fallow for those years to give humankind some perspective.

There is one important missing piece to that, however: the Spirit World. If a spirit such as Hei Bai trying to wreak havoc on the mortal world, that might take a bit more work than simply humans banding together. My guess is there would be shamans or sages in each nation capable of dealing with at least smaller-scale threats from the spiritual realm. 

I wish the comics had explored ideas like this more!

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REAL LIFE AMITYVILLE HORROR

On November 13th 1974, Ronald DeFeo Jr. entered a bar in Amityville, Long Island, New York, and exclaimed to the bartender “You gotta help me! I think my mother and father are shot!” Accompanied by a small group of concerned onlookers, DeFeo returned to his family home where, not only where his mother and father dead, but his siblings had also been shot while they slept.

Baffled, the police took DeFeo to the local police station for his own protection. He had suggested to the officers that a mob hitman had been hired to kill the wealthy family. However, police found blatant inconsistencies in his story and in his version of events. The following day, DeFeo confessed to killing his entire family telling detectives: “Once I started, I just couldn't stop. It went so fast.”

DeFeo had a volatile relationship with his father, but the motive for the killings still remains unclear. He was given 6 concurrent sentences of 25 years to life and remains imprisoned to this day.

when in pain, laugh
  • INTP wanted to start working out & asked ISFP for training guidance. Eventually, ISFP made weak INTP hold squats with a weight.
  • ISFP: 1, 2, 3...
  • INTP: Aaahh...
  • ISFP: 4, 5--
  • INTP: AAAAHHH.
  • INTP: HA HA. AH HA HA HAhahaha...
  • ISFP: Why are you laughing!? If you're going to treat this like a joke, I'll just stop now.
  • INTP tumbles to the floor, a limp mess.
  • INTP: No, no, no. It's involuntary!
  • ISFP: You laugh when you're in pain?
  • INTP: I guess so?
  • INTP: ... Yeah, I suppose I do. INTJ choked me once, and I couldn't stop laughing.
  • ISFP:
  • ISFP:
  • ISFP: Moving on.

anonymous asked:

Can you tell us some analysis for hope and lightning? Hehe it just makes me really happy to read stuff about them

I’ve had this sitting in my inbox for ages because I didn’t really know what to say other than ;SLKDJF;LIWEJ  THEY’RE PERFECT I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

But I was talking to shadowmeowth about some things a couple of days ago and I want to spaz about the survival knife, and why it can be seen as totally OTP-tastic

This mass of feelings contains major LR spoilers

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I’ve been seeing some things lately about how adorable it is when you convince Dorian to give his father another chance.

I, personally, did not choose to convince Dorian to give his father another chance. Why? Because of this party banter between Dorian and Cole:


Dorian: I’ve been trying to imagine how to explain it to you, Cole. The thing is, sometimes the ones you love are also the ones who disappoint you the most. You think that if they love you, they should understand… they shouldn’t want to hurt you. So you feel betrayed. You say things you can’t ever take back.

Cole: “Get out. You are no son of mine.”

Dorian: Yes. Like that.

Cole: He wishes he hadn’t meant it.


Now, if I’m correct, Dorian’s father is the one speaking in this particular memory that Cole digs back up.

See that wording there? Meant. Not ‘said’. MEANT. Meaning, Dorian’s father still believes that. He still believes that Dorian being gay is so disgraceful that he is no longer to be considered his son. I don’t care how distressed he is over what he said/did to Dorian, and how much he regrets it. The fact is, Cole sees people’s true emotions, and Dorian’s father’s true emotion is that even though he wish he didn’t, he still meant what he said.

And that, folks, is why I will not convince Dorian to give his father another chance.

About Ford and the big picture in Weirdmageddon pt. 3

(Submitted by @soulsuckingisaacnewton​)

I totally agree that it does not fit with Ford’s character to disregard the fate of the universe for the benefit of two people. Especially since, as Mabel pointed out, it’s reasonable to assume that Bill would find a loophole in the deal and do something nasty to the kids anyway once the barrier was down. Ford knows better than just about anybody that Bill can’t be trusted.

The best explanation I could come up with was that at that moment, Ford had lost all hope. Ford himself was a prisoner, along with Stan. The Cipher Wheel (zodiac?) had failed and the people they would need to try it again were captured and transformed. The memory gun was of no avail due to the plate in Ford’s head. The kids were free for the moment, but they had no real weapons or leverage to use against Bill; all they could do was run. In short, as far as Ford knew, no one was in any position to fight Bill effectively. The only thing standing in his way was the barrier, and I think Ford thought that Bill would eventually find a way to break through that on his own. Bill was pretty smart, he was incredibly powerful, and he had nothing but time. He could have found some other mathematically inclined person in town and bribed or forced them to help him figure out the equation, just like he tricked Ford into helping him design the portal. Essentially, at that point Ford wasn’t thinking that he was sacrificing the universe to save his family; he was thinking that the universe was doomed no matter what he did, and the best he could do was to give his family a chance, however slim, of survival.

I hope all that makes sense to you. It’s a very depressing thought, I know, but it gives me more peace of mind than the idea that Ford would go back on all his principles at the last moment.

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I… like this explanation a lot, actually. It makes much more sense than anything else I’ve seen postulated thus far, and if you plug this theory into what we’re actually shown in the finale and all the episodes leading up to it, all the pieces fall into place.

Bill probably would have eventually figured out the equation by himself if given enough time, as you said; it looked like he came up with the bulk of the Universe Portal’s design and function, after all.

Ford was mostly the hands used to build it and an editor of sorts for the project, to catch anything that Bill might overlook and take care of the real-world implementations and such. In short, the triangle is far from stupid. So it’s not a stretch to assume that a being that has lived for billions of years and has pulled the strings of history for thousands of those years could figure out a mathematical equation that took Ford only about 3 decades tops to solve, or, like you said, maybe find someone else to help him do it. He has forever to try. But since he wants to leave ASAP, torturing the stubborn meat mannequin for a handful of days until it squeals is a much quicker – and more fun! – arrangement than taking another few weeks/months/decades/centuries for him to finally have the universe-ending party he’s been planning for so long.

And Ford knows Bill better than any other living human; you can bet that he would be well aware of all this and that Bill absolutely cannot be trusted to uphold any sort of deal that’s made with him. 

You’re also right in that the general situation looks extremely bleak at the moment Ford seems to finally just quietly break. He was likely able to hold out for the days Bill was torturing him because he had the hope that his journals and the other tools he’d left behind would still be able to help Dipper find a solution to end the madness, and he wanted to delay Bill as much as possible to make sure that happened. But then the Cipher Wheel was broken, everyone was captured, and there was no one else that could hope to stand up to Bill, no tools or weapons left with which to fight him.

There was nothing more that Ford or the others could do to protect the universe. They had failed. Bill would now undoubtedly find a way past the barrier. It was only a matter of time, one way or another. It was essentially all over but the crying.

Also, just as a friendly reminder, Ford is also dealing with the aftereffects of some absolutely horrific torture, which likely lasted for days,

on top of getting shot by the security drone,

knocked around inside the alien pod,

having a friggin’ roof fall on top of him,

and being turned into a golden statue,

all in the time span of a few days. He is at this point in time exhausted, badly injured, probably sleep-deprived (I doubt Bill would have left him alone for very long, if at all, in between torture sessions), and just all in all both emotionally and physically spent, basically running on fumes and kept standing only by adrenaline and pure willpower. So he is… understandably not in the best or most rational frame of mind when Bill decides to murder the children and goes rampaging off after them through the Fear-amid.

After all, it’s kind of a stretch to seemingly go from “No Dipper we need to defeat Bill before finding Mabel so that we stop this madness ASAP,” to “ZOMG NO NOT THE KIDS PLEASE I’LL DO ANYTHING SCREW THE UNIVERSE THEY ARE THE ONLY THINGS THAT MATTER TO ME!1!” in the space of 3 episodes. Those two reactions coming from the exact same person just doesn’t make sense if you view them from a purely objective lens. Either it’s extremely ham-handed, contradictory writing (and a really badly broken Aesop to boot - “Yes children, your family should always take precedence over literally the rest of the lives in the universe combined. SO JUST LET THE REST OF IT BURN.”)… or something had to have changed in the way Ford viewed the current circumstances. Because judging by his reaction to the twins being in danger in the finale and when he found out they were alright, Ford obviously cares very, very deeply for both Dipper and Mabel.

And yet he didn’t immediately try to save Mabel in Pt. 1. Why? Because there was still a chance that they could beat Bill, and that took precedence over everything, since if Bill was defeated, everything would be saved, including Mabel.

But in Pt. 3, the situation was pretty much as hopeless as it could have possibly gotten, and Ford was just fresh out of ideas for how to possibly salvage the situation for once in his life. But even if he could no longer see a way to save the universe no matter how hard he might have tried… there was still the slim chance he might possibly be able to help save his family, and I can easily imagine that in the heat of the moment, Ford would grasp desperately at the only option he believed he had left to maybe at least do something to protect the children he’s grown to love until Stan brought up the twin switch trick. 

So yeah. It makes total sense that this ending scene isn’t as simple as some people assume, and I much prefer this interpretation of events than the more common one that Ford just flipped out at the last second and decided to flush his principles and the world down the metaphorical toilet because the twins were in danger and he suddenly had an epiphany about how they really were more important to him than the well-being of the rest of the universe.