once and future queue

  • arthur pendragon, on a date: what do you think of merlin?
  • his date: that guy is a total idiot, who-
  • arthur, takes a breadstick and points it at date: you are to leave Camelot by nightfall. if you fail to do so i will have to execute you. i think you should leave immediately.
  • arthur pendragon: [in a busy market and can't find merlin] i guess there are no other options
  • arthur pendragon: [stands on a wagon and cups hands around mouth] ARTHUR PENDRAGON IS A HORRIBLE KING
  • merlin: [yells from somewhere nearby] okay, hE MAY BE A PRAT BUT HE IS THE ONCE AND FUTURE KING!!!!!
  • arthur pendragon: ah, there he is
  • merlin: *exists*
  • arthur: sign mE the FUCK up👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit