once and a while i think of something funny

In Motion (M) | 01

Character / Genre / words: Jeon Jungkook x reader (with POV switches) | Smut, Mature scenes, Masturbation Club!au | 7,721 words

➼ Summary: The rule is simple - you can look but you can’t touch. You’ve been attending the event for a few times but it was only when a certain boy arrives at one occasion did you feel the fire of lust burning inside

➼ Warning: exhibitionism, public display of masturbations, graphic smut scenes, mutual masturbations, mentions/use of sex toys, language

➼ Warning 2.0: this is only the beginning

➼ a/n: This is a revamped/edited version. I have decided to not scrap the whole thing when there is no scenes or plots being changed in the process. Feel free to reread this chapter before the next chapter is out. More story fillers will be added in the upcoming chapters.

➼ Chapters: 01 | 02 | 03


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“Short answer: YES, many times and hopefully many times in the future

the FIRST time was a while ago… an y'know, i had expected it to happen on top of a building or in the rain or in the middle of a fight or something but… the truth is that it just… happened…like all the times we’d fought and flirted and teased and saved each other had led up to it

funny thing is… i don’t even remember what had happened before it… i think he had just finished saving my hide for the ten thousandth time and was about to arrest me for doing something dangerous and illegal like always but once we kissed… none of it even mattered”

bts reaction: you fall asleep on their crotch

request -  BTS reaction to Her Nuzzling Her Face into Their Crotch While Asleep

a/n - thank you so much for 100 followers it means a lot !! don’t forget to request a reaction if you’d like !! :D

kim seokjin - is the one to try to shake you awake, lowkey panicking and going like  (((><))), but you’d only mutter something and furrow your eyebrows, having him roll his eyes and giving in, going back to running a hand through your hair

jagiya! are you serious!

min yoongi - doesn’t notice until he feels pressure pressing onto his crotch and goes like  (•ิ_•ิ)? since he didn’t see you when he turned around. he looked down when he heard you say something in your sleep, going like  ┐(‘~`;)┌ since it didn’t hurt him and continued working on a new song

*laughs* ‘of course’

Originally posted by bubblepop2107

jung hoseok - the one to go ‘oop!’ like when jungkook smacked his a$$ when he felt you tuck your head into his lap and nuzzle into his crotch. he lowkey froze and went like  (╥﹏╥) since he knew he wouldn’t be able to move for a good 20 minutes, but couldn’t help but laugh since you were literally on his dick

jagi, i cant move T.T’

Originally posted by myloveseokjin

kim namjoon - smirks to himself like the lil shit he is, goes like  (//▽//) since he can’t believe what’s happening. probably mutters ‘babygirl, get up’  but you highkey go like  ┐( ˘_˘ )┌ and continue sleeping like it’s nothing while he just chuckles and goes back to working yo can i just say i love namjoon

‘ya, jagi’ *chuckles* ‘you’re something else’

park jimin - blushes so hard that he literally looks like a tomato, going like  (つω`*) and not knowing what to do at all. tries to get up, but his heart can’t help but melt while he hears you mutter his name, his heart going like  (ノ*°▽°*)

‘aish, what am i going to do with you?’

Originally posted by yoonmin

kim taehyung - gasps so loud that he wakes you up, his reaction being  σ(≧ε≦σ) and highkey thinking it’s so funny, but his heart melts once he sees just how tired and sleepy you are, letting you sleep even if it’s in his crotch omg im laughing

‘YAAAA !! YOU DID NOT !!  (//ω//) ‘

Originally posted by we-have-kookies

jeon jungkook - literally is like tt and becomes  ( : ౦ ‸ ౦ : ). only gets worse when you nuzzle into his crotch and make yourself comfortable LMAO, absolutely freezing in his spot and going like  (⊙_⊙)  ლ(¯ロ¯"ლ)  (//▽//) at the same time

‘errrm .. uhhhh .. jagiya ..’

that scene from meet the robinsons where there was a flashback of goob just walking down the hall in school while bowler hat guy narrates “everyone hated me” or something like that, meanwhile kids in the hall r like “hey!!! do u wanna hang out goob!!!”, “what’s up goob!!!”, etc. and goob just fucking ignores them…i think about that like once every week

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        Mother and Father. They would have laughed. To see me all dressed up. The Bat-Man. They would’ve laughed and laughed. My father was classically dignified, my mother was classically kind. They were not people who laughed often. The world was a burden to them. A burden they bore with dignity and kindness. But once in a while. If they saw something–something particularly ridiculous…
        When I remember them, I remember them laughing. And they should laugh. Good and hard. Everyone should. It’s funny. The whole world should laugh. Do you think I don’t know? A grown man. Dressed as an animal. Sitting on a gargoyle. Waiting for crime to come. And when it comes, he’s just going to punch crime in the face. And if that grown man just punches crime hard enough, then that’ll just make everything all right. It’s funny. And what makes it funnier, what would make the whole place screaming, is that it’s not really a grown man. That’s just the mask under the mask. No. Way up there. Looking over us. Trying to save us. That’s that kid. That’s that little rich kid whose mommy and daddy got shot. And instead of mourning them properly, he got on his knees and made a vow. “I swear by the spirits of my parents to avenge their death by spending the rest of my life warring on all criminals.”
        A kid and a vow. The ears and the belt and the batarangs and the Batmobile and the gargoyle and the roof and the leather and the armor. How sad. How stupid. How immature. How hilarious. How hilarious all of it is. I want to laugh, too. Do you know how much I want to laugh?

In the video, Jordan begins the recap song by saying that in the past season Lena and Kara became friends, before yelling repeatedly: “But they’re only friends!”

The cast laughs and Benoist joins in, shouting: “They’re only friends!”

They were referring to a LARGE portion of the Supergirl fan community who want Lena and Kara to have a romantic relationship, a pairing who has been dubbed “SuperCorp.”

Jordan later says: “I’m going to get destroyed for what I just did…I just debunked Supercorp,” and Benoist chimes in, saying: “That’s pretty brave.”

McGrath tried to walk back the cast’s comments, saying that “the great thing about what we do is, like any art, anyone can read into it what they want,” but she was laughed over by the rest of the cast.

Wood then sarcastically added: “Sexuality is all about others’ perception of yours, right?”

A number of fans felt the video was extremely hurtful and dismissive to the fans who ship SuperCorp, many of whom are LGBT+.

They felt it was part of a trend in which fans imagining hypothetical same-sex relationships is seen as absurd, while “shipping” heterosexual characters is accepted.

its so humiliating and makes me so angry and sad, bc for once i’d like my ship to be acknowledged in a good way, i want it to be respected-

— sandra (@karagaynvers) July 22, 2017

it’s always non-canon gay ships that get mocked, as if it’s hilarious & absurd, and hoping for more than friendship is inherently delusional

— sam (@korrasam) July 22, 2017

it’s just sad cuz. lgbt fans can’t trust straight actors lol. they’ll always think gay shipping is something funny or weird or ridiculous

— sam (@korrasam) July 22, 2017

The video is particularly shocking as Supergirl has been previously lauded for their feminist message and positive portrayal of LGBT+ people, particularly through the relationship of Supergirl’s sister Alex Danvers and Maggie Sawyer.

Alex, played by actress Chyler Leigh, had a coming out storyline earlier this year that was praised by critics and fans alike and LGBT+ fans have followed their relationship eagerly.

Some fans have accused the show of tokenism, using their one lesbian relationship to excuse other incidents homophobia and queerbaiting.

+they’ve actually learned nothing about the importance and necessity of LGBT representation DESPITE all the #Sanversfeedback they received💔

— Eden Singer (@edensinger) July 22, 2017

One Tumblr user says she contacted Benoist’s publicity team to express her concerns about the video and received a response that said she was making “baseless claims” and made her feel “disrespected and patronized.” (Also threatened to sue her)

Fans have found this video particularly upsetting considering the troubling frequency of the “bury your gays” trope in mainstream television.

Last year CW show The 100 controversially killed off a lead character just moments after she had finally kissed (haha. Yeah they just ‘kissed’) her female love interest. The death sparked 300,000 tweets with the hashtag “LGBT fans deserve better”.

In the past two years, 62 lesbian and bisexual women characters were killed off on television, a number vastly disproportionate to the total number of LGBT+ characters.


This is not my work. I just thought this explains why were so angry. I also saw a post on twitter that said it takes a special kind of cast to go to comic con, a place where your supposed to promote your show, and end up losing viewers. And I havr to admit it does.

Thor, Loki, Steve drabble

Request:  So, I volunteer with a bunch of kids and whenever I walk in they get super excited and yell Ms. (Name)! And they swarm me. So, how would Loki, Thor, and Captain America act if they followed their s/o to a daycare or classroom and saw this? -Anon


Steve

“I’ll just be quick okay? You don’t have to come in if you don’t want to” you said to Steve as you walked towards the classroom door whilst Steve followed awkwardly behind.

“It’s okay, I like to see where you work” he says with a smile and you turn to face him, stopping at the door.

“Sorry, I know it’s not as interesting as yours” you said with a small smile. Steve smiled at you and placed his hands on your shoulders.

“Oh come on, that’s not true. You really think Tony would be able to handle all these kids on his own?” he asked and you giggled before you opened the door and all the kids turned to face you, grins on their small faces. They all ran up to you and started talking and asking if they could play games with you before one of the girls pointed towards Steve.

“Who’s that?” she asked and you laughed at her.

“That’s Steve” you said, and Steve awkwardly smiled and waved at the kids which made you laugh.

“Is he your boyfriend?” she asked with a giggle. You smiled at her and nodded which made Steve laugh. All the kids started asking questions and Steve stood to the side simply watching you and couldn’t help but wonder, if this was what a normal life with you would be like.

Loki

“You sure you want me to come with you?” Loki asked you, picking at his hands nervously which was a common habit of his.

“I won’t be long, I’m sure they’ll love you” you say and Loki rolled his eyes as you walked closer to the door.

“Yeah, because I look like a bundle of joy don’t I?” he said sarcastically under his breathe, not intending for you to hear. You stepped away from the door and walked towards Loki, holding his hand and smiling.

“Yes, exactly” you said, kissing his on the cheek and walking towards the door while Loki just smiled at you.

You walked  into the class and all the kids looked towards you and broke into massive amounts of cheering and smiles,

“Miss L/n!” they all called out as they ran over to you and all spoke at once, swarming you with glee. You tried to talk to everyone at once and broke out in fits of giggles when they said something funny. Loki just stared at you and smiled. He couldn’t help but think, how on earth did someone like him deserve someone as innocent as you?

Thor 

“Sorry hon, I just need to go in and pick up a few things and maybe talk to the kids for a bit” you said, walking towards your usual classroom with Thor following patiently behind you. He was always so patient and kind when it came to you and your job. He knew how much those kids meant to you and was finally glad to see these kids who bought so much of your affection.

“I don’t mind Y/n, I know these children mean a lot to you” he said, smiling at you warmly. You smiled back at him and the both of you reached the door and opened it, revealing all of the kids in the classroom who all looked up at the door as soon as it opened. Big grins appeared on their faces as soon as they saw you and they all started to giggle and swarmed you with glee.

“Miss L/n! Are you teaching us today?” one of the small boys asked you and you sadly smiled back.

“Sorry kids, I’m just staying for a little bit and then I have to go” you said. All the kids yelled ‘Awwww’ in sad unison and you felt really bad.

“Hey don’t worry guys, I’m going to be here all next week though” you said, and all the kids gleefully bounced up and down.

Thor smiled at all these children who loved you so dearly, and loved how much you cared for them. He awkwardly hovered by the door before you noticed him and laughed at the height comparison between him and the kids.

“You can sit over there if you want. I’ll try to be as quick as possible” you said, gesturing towards the corner of the room with one of the little girls deciding to sit on your lap and play with your necklace which made Thor laugh.

“It’s alright darling, I don’t mind” he says, standing in the corner of the room, noticing how gentle you were with these children. Your job might not have been one of a warriors, but he thought it was much more important than that. Your gentle nature was one of the reasons why he fell in love with you.

–Time skip–

You had finished playing with the kids and finally decided that you should make sure that Thor wasn’t too bored as you walked over to the corner of the room and smiled at the scene in front of you. Thor was sitting in the corner of the room, telling stories of Asgard to a set of shy brothers, one boy with jet black hair and another with light blonde hair.

Ti Dom Problems - INTP
  • INTP: *leading something that feels like a particularly pleasant conversation*
  • ENFJ1: You're really insatiable today, huh?
  • INTP: ...
  • INTP: ... what do you mean?
  • ENFJ1: You just ...you have these days when you're like a bird with a metal beak and you just peck and chop and pick everything apart that people say.
  • INTP: ...
  • INTP: ...until it's down to its simplest parts and makes sense?
  • ENFJ1: ...until it's down to its simplest parts and makes sense.
  • INTP: ...
  • INTP: ...
  • INTP: ...
  • INTP: ...oh.
  • ***
  • INTP: *leading something that feels like a particularly pleasant conversation*
  • INFJ: ...wow.
  • INTP: ...huh?
  • INFJ: ...you have these moments when you dig deeper and deeper and completely forget all the rules of a normal human conversation.
  • INTP: Oh, I'm sorry - I was just really into it and -
  • INFJ: No, it's fine. I WANT you to understand. It's just so ...unusual.
  • INTP: ...
  • INTP: ...funny that you say that. ENFJ said something really similar a while ago. Like, how I keep chopping things apart.
  • INFJ: ...
  • INFJ: ...
  • INFJ: ...yeah, at this point it's not really a conversation anymore. It's an interrogation.
  • INTP: ...
  • INTP: ...
  • INTP: ...oh.

Why have I not seen this anywhere?!

Okay… So, we know that many of the skeletons have a sense of humor; many of them are infamous for their jokes and pranks. There’s also a lot of speculation that some of them have no shame, especially if it can be used to add amusement (Looking specifically at you, Russ and Stretch)…

With Halloween quickly closing in, we get to see all sorts of spiders, bats, witches, vampires, and anything else we consider Spooky/Scary… Well, I had a thought as I tried to get to sleep last night and I want to know why I have not seen this anywhere in all my time in the fandom.

Imagine them pranking people in stores and outlets that sell Halloween decorations by unclothing themselves and hiding with the plastic skeletons.

Think about it though: person chooses a decoration and brings it home, they place it to the side as they go to put other things away… To hear the tv start itself in the next room… They go to look and the naked skelly is reclining in a chair with a drink from the fridge ‘sup?…. your cable selection is shit…’

Victim drives home with their decoration in the trunk and when they get to their house, the thing opens up and out climbs the skelly 'Thanks for the ride~’ and saunters off down the street.

Victim is still shopping with the skelly half-draped out of the cart… His brother comes running up: 'BROTHER! HAVE YOU NO COMMON DECENCY?! COVER YOURSELF!’ and they proceed to cover/dress the one that is still limp and they apologize that their brother is so lewd… Poor shopper doesn’t want to hurt their feelings and tell them it’s just a decoration… As the limp one still hasn’t reacted, they sigh and say that he must have fallen asleep and heave them up and walk away 'B-but? Ummmmm….. I-I was going to buy that?’

Better yet, they follow a person around the store- victim gets the feeling of being watched but can’t find anyone…. Wasn’t that thing across the room?
Eventually they are positive it’s a weeping angel and stare hard at them while walking backwards with their cart; bumping into everything and trying to not fall as that would break eye contact…


Just a few ideas as I can see this becoming a big thing once everyone starts to think of what they get up to… @tyranttortoise , @icybeanheadcanons , @forgivemeimmasin , @skeletorific , @dreams-of-undertale , @ssskeletonsoffun (There’s so many of you 💖 Can’t think who else to tag at the moment~)


What do you think?


Originally posted by thepumpkinqueenn

So Ruby/Oscars age gap is inappropriate for them to date or be supported by RG shippers? Really, is that true?

(If its not the age gap that bothers you, you can skip down below the keep reading, Clarification on RG, to see we feel about Ozpin being in Oscar mind)

Some people don’t like or think Oscar X Ruby is wrong and bring up the argument that he is too young for her and it’s inappropriate/awkward but with the way shipping is in general and what people ship in other fandoms I can’t help but call bull on the two year age gap reason. Even Miles thought that it was ridiculous when he saw some people saying that and said that the age gap is fine:“ what world do you guys live in?”

I even had some cyberbully just straight up come to me on my ask to rant to me about it like he expected me to help him with his petty struggle and tried to make me think that I was weird for liking Ruby X Oscar(it didn’t work by the way, whoever you are, but I appreciate the time you invested into me. It helped me want to write this post).

So for future clarification and for those who want to say something about Oscar and Ruby’s age gap I’d like to say something….

Remember in Avatar the last Airbender; I’m pretty sure majority of the random knows about that show. Which pair did you ship?

Was it Kataara X Zuko who was 14 and 16 respectively?

Or was it Aang X Katara who was 12(mentally) and 14 respectively?

Did those pairs seem inappropriate to you, I’m just curious

Was the 2 year age gap a problem for you either Kataang or Zutaara shippers?

hhmmm, what about Nanami(16 years) X Tomoe(300+ years) of Kamisama Kiss, C.C(500+ years) X Lelouch(17 years) of Code Geass, Zeno(100+ years) X Kaya(16-18 years) of Yona of the Dawn, Ririchiyo(16 years) X Soushi(20+ years) of Inu X BokuSS or maybe even Yuki(16 years) X Kaname(10,000+ years) from Vampire knight?

Oh, what about some other examples such as manga where there is the teacher student romance or the lolicon relationship; did you ever read and support some of them despite the age gap(even one of them)?

Nah, those example aren’t good enough……oh wait I got it! 

What about the famous Ichigo X Rukia pairing who had more than 100 year age gap between them? The pairing that was the OTP pairing of majority of the bleach random… 

I guess many were just faking their love for that pairing cause of that humongous age gap…..this realization is sad cause they had so much chemistry together but alas; the age gap ruined it

And lastly,

If Ruby was 14 and the rest was 16 at the beginning of the show would you guys still ship her with whoever? Do you think the well known whiterose/ladybug etc still be shipped or would you guys say that it is not right? Would you guys say that they are too young to date(I mean even in the show Naruto,while the characters were still 12-13 people were still shipping them)? Be honest- don’t let your dislike of RG influence you.

So yeah I’m just saying that if someone brings up the argument of the two years apart thing just know that we RG shippers know that it is a load of bull and can’t help but not believe that you believe that reasoning.

To us it would look like your only pulling up/forcing yourself to believe that reasoning at your own convenience cause its not the ship you like; so basically, we would think that you guys are hypocrites.

So yeah, its alright if you have wanna have an argument/have a problem with Ozpin and that you think he’s a pedophile(don’t know why you guys think that) and that he’s a unfortunate third wheel or maybe you just want Oscar and Ruby to be Independent, that’s perfectly fine. 

However, if you try to bring up the Oscar and Ruby’s age gap to support your argument WITH the Ozpin being the third wheel- at that point it would just look like your trying to be petty and hating just to hate.

I mean in some people comments when hearing Oscar age; they were so condescending and you could hear the satisfaction of them pointing out to us and laughing about how Rosegarden is a ship sink and that its wrong

I know you guys hate it to the point that you would try to use that age gap reason when some of you don’t even care about age gaps/ignored it when it comes to your ships but really? Its not Tauradonna/Animal abuse, Oscar isn’t a bad person, Ozpin isn’t attracted to little girls.

Clarification on the situation of Rosegarden and support of it…

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anonymous asked:

I saw this headcannon and was really hoping you'd write a fic? simon gets hit with a curse that makes everyone fall in love with him except for jace, simon thinks its because jace’s disregard for him is so strong not even MAGIC can effect it but really its because jace’s regular life involves him keeping his feelings for simon under control so this is just another day for him.

based off of @neonlightwood‘s hc!! thank you anon for taking my waffling desire to write one of those ideas and pretty much motivating me to DO IT

love by any other name || jace/simon, 4k+, love spell au || read on ao3

“I see Jace wasn’t hit.” Magnus says, his tone light even as he waves a hand and freezes Clary in mid-lunge towards Simon. He waves a hand over Alec and Izzy and they become similarly frozen; Simon nearly cries in relief.

“Yeah, no.” Jace says, curiously moving to poke at Alec’s outstretched, still hand, and then pouting as Simon slaps his hand away. “It hit me too, but since I - “ He freezes mid-pout, his eyes going comically wide, and then he turns away, facing Magnus and running a hand through his hair. “I just wasn’t affected.” He finishes, his voice curiously blank.

What? How could Jace not have been affected if he was directly hit by it? It’s a love spell, it should automatically make everyone fall in love with Simon, unless -


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Strangers pt. 3

Word Count: ~7k (more than half of which are smut)…

No real warnings.

Get caught up here: Part OnePart Two

Enjoy! .xx -M


I stumble into the kitchen, 6am always seeming too early no matter how many times I have to wake up at this hour. Harry is already dressed and sitting at the kitchen counter on his laptop, hot cup of tea next to him. Without a word, I walk up behind him, grab his cup and take a sip before wrapping my arms around his shoulders.

“G’morning, handsome,” I mumble against his shoulder.

“Mornin’, beautiful. You sleep well?” he asks, kissing my forehead before continuing to read his emails.

“Mmmm, like a baby. Thanks for letting me stay last night,” I answer, taking another sip of his tea.

“Get your own, you menace,” he laughs, grabbing the cup from my hands and taking a sip. “Made a whole pot for the two of us,” he motions to the cute blue tea pot his mom gave him when he moved into this flat as a little reminder of home.

“Thank you thank you thank you,” I say as I pour myself a cup.

I climb onto the stool next to him and lean against him, resting my head on his shoulder and closing my eyes in peace as he types away.

“Why don’t you go back to bed if you’re still so sleepy?” he giggles.

“Can’t I’ve got work today. Need to leave in a half hour,” I whine.

“You best get ready then, lovebug, don’t want to walk into work looking like that, do you?” he jokes, laughing hysterically when I pretend to be offended.

“I’ll have you know, Mr. Styles, that my coworker Max thinks I look beautiful no matter how terrible I look when I walk into the office. At least he’s nice to me!” I tease, pretend pouting.

“Oh does he now? Might need to have a word with him, eh? Let him know this particular mess of frizzy hair and drool is all mine,” he retorts, cupping my chin with one of his large hands and placing a gentle kiss against the tip of my nose.

“I do not drool!” I protest.

“Tell that to the stains on my pillowcases,” he says.

“That’s all you, Harry! You’re the one drooling all over the place all the time, mumbling in your sleep and all!”

“Never had those stains till you started staying over, love.”

“Whatever!” I say, actually slightly embarrassed at this point as I take my tea and march into the bathroom to get ready for work.

Harry just laughs and goes back to his computer. I give an exasperated sigh before I wash my face, brush my teeth, and put on a bit of makeup. Just as I am combing through my ‘frizzy’ hair, Harry comes into the bathroom. He settles behind me, hands on my hips, nose nuzzling into the crook of my neck. He sways his hips a bit, bringing mine with his as he peppers kisses on my shoulder.

“What do you want, Harry?” I ask, turning around in his arms and leaning against the counter behind me.

“Just to see your pretty face, and ask if you wanted to meet me at Ben’s today for lunch? I’m going to be around there for meetings today and thought we could grab some coffee and food?”

“Hmmm, that sounds nice. I’ll see if I can have a longer lunch break today.”

“It’s a date,” he chirps, pressing his soft raspberry lips against mine quickly before walking away and heading off to work.

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How you  Interact: Them visiting you at Work.

So this is a Mark, Ethan, Jack and Tyler fic where I write what I think they’d do if they were walking past/ came to your work-place. 

I had a friend today visit me at work and it was ridiculous. He was dragged out by security because he was being an ass-hat and not allowing me to work. 
Anyway, enjoy! 

Jacksepticeye:

Originally posted by riciehmon

I feel like Jack wouldn’t be very disruptive if he visited you. But he’d try making your day a little brighter by just popping by and saying hello. 

He’d wear a silly outfit, or have some sort of ridiculous hat on just to make you smile.

But on the other hand, if he was in a silly mood, I think he’d try and distract you while being outside the premises. 

Which would include random dancing and making funny faces at you through the window. 

Once, he ran to your workplace just to show you something he bought from a dollar shop. He was so excited that you couldn’t be mad at him for barging in. 

“(Y/N) look, look! Isn’t it cool!” 
“How far did you run to show me this?” 
Physically sweating and slightly out of breath, “Not very far”

If you in an office he’d defiantly call your workplace and ask to speak with you. At first being professional about it, dragging out the joke until he lets something slip. 

As soon as you realise who it is though, you’d hang up and sigh. But it would bring a little smile to your face. 

Jack would also bring you lunch/dinner/breakfast, depending on what time you started work and/or what time he visited you. 

He’s always friendly with your workmates, and they always wave and point you out for him. Jack doesn’t stay long, because he doesn’t want to drag you away from work to often for too long. But they’ll be occasions when you’ll sneak out with him for an hour. 

No one will notice. 

Your boss is polite with Jack.  But sometimes asks him to leave so you can get back to work. Which Jack apologizes and leaves right away. He doesn’t want you to get in trouble because of him. 

If you forgot something he’d bring it to you. If you walk home or catch a bus, he’d go to your workplace on rainy days and bring you an umbrella. The of you would huddle underneath it, hurrying home as quick as possible. 

You look forward to his visits at work. He lights up the place and makes the rest of your day a little easier. 

Originally posted by jiminy-krispies

Ethan: 

He’s a little shy going into your workplace.

He doesn’t want to intrude or cause a scene.

But like Jack, he’ll bring you little gifts or food to brighten up your day. 

Since you complain a lot about work, we wants to make the days easier for you. 

On your breaks he’ll sit in the lunch-room with you and just talk. It’s nice, and on occasion he’ll bring your favorite treat.

He’ll encourage you throughout the day. Texting you every so often a joke or reminding you that there’s only a few more hours to go till you get home. 

He also leaves little funny voice-mails on your phone. Going from asking you if you needed something at the shops, to loud, tuneless duets with Mark.

You share them with your friend at work. Who laughs and gossips with you about them.

If he passes by your window at work, he’ll wave and smile. Again, he doesn’t want to embarrass you or make a fuss. So he’ll do his thing and leave quickly. 

He’s usually pretty busy himself with all the stuff with his channel and possibly helping Mark with his. So, the two of you understand that it’s exhausting. And at the end of the day he’ll give you a hug and you’ll just lounge around the house. 

On really bad days, he’ll come into the workplace and take you out for your break. 

Whether it be just a walk down the street or a quick bite at a bakery. He doesn’t want you to feel too stressed about whatever is making your day worse. 

Your boss thinks Ethan is a little sweet-heart and adores him greatly. They have little chats, usual small talk about the weather and how they’re fairing. It’s nice to know you don’t have to worry about your boss throwing him out. 

Ethan is an elusive creature at your workplace. He’ll turn up, chat for a bit and walk out. You enjoy his little visits. 

Originally posted by starryiplier

Markiplier: 

He’s a little sweetheart. 

Mark makes sure you brought food to work and if you didn’t, don’t be surprised if you find him carrying a plastic bag full of home-made delicious choices to your desk. 

Sometimes you purposely forget your lunch because you want some of his chicken dumplings. 

But when Mark does visit you, expect him to take a while to get to you. 

He talks to everyone! He knows everyone by name. Your boss will literally stop what they’re doing to say hello to Mark. 
You don’t really mind, but the smell of that food makes you really hungry. 

Other times, Mark will just duck in and give you a kiss on the cheek and leave without saying a word. 

Once you didn’t even realise he was there. You were working hard, your mind elsewhere, and suddenly there was a pair of lips on your cheek. Before you had even spun around, Mark was halfway across the building and running out the door. 

It became a little game and your boss keeps score of how many times Mark can sneak up on you. 

Mark is winning by two points. 

He got bonus points for tying a balloon to your belt without you noticing. It was rather surprising when you turned and found an inflated rubber ball floating behind you.

Like Jack, Mark doesn’t want to disturb you too much during work. So, his visits are quick but heartfelt. 

However, everything went out the window when he brought Chica to work. 

She ran straight to you but everyone wanted to pat her. You hid Chica under your desk when your Boss strolled over. 

But they were just as taken by the Lab as everyone else.

Also, if Mark catches your eye walking past a window he just happens to be besides, Mark will blow you a kiss and make weird faces at you. 

You just shake your head and walk away. He pouts at you till you give him a smile. 

Originally posted by crankityler

Tyler: 

Like Ethan, Tyler is an elusive creature at your workplace. His visits are rare but he makes the most out of them. 

He’ll bring you a flower and place it somewhere so you can see it while working. 

Little treats are a must. He brings chocolate or pastry’s. Things that are sweet so you can keep your spirits up. 

He got into the Boss’ good books by bringing a box of goodies from the nearby bakery for everyone to share. 

Tyler is now allowed to waltz into the building whenever he likes. You called him a suck-up and he replied with a wink.

He’ll pick you up from work and drop you off, depending if you have a car or not. Sometimes he’ll do it just so he can see you smile before work, and make up for a bad day on the way home. 

If he spots you through a window he’ll wave and smile. Not wanting to distract you. 

Sometimes he’ll sit at you desk/workplace and just chat. Breaks are always nice when Tyler is there. He’ll chat with everyone in the lunch-room, not wanting to be rude and ignore everyone. 

If you’re working late, Tyler will bring you a coffee and dinner. He doesn’t mind dropping by at night because he wants to make sure everything is ok. 

On stressful days, he’ll drive you to a park after work and the two of you will just lounge on the grass. 

hideandlost  asked:

RFA's (including V) guilty pleasures? :v

YOOSUNG 

  • okay beside LOLOL 
  • he LOVES to buy merchandise from games or series 
  • I mean he’s crazy about them 
  • doesn’t want to admit it 
  • but he has tons of them 
  • most of them hided under his bed 
  • and spend tons of money on it 
  • more that what he would like to 
  • that’s why he eats like shit lol 


ZEN

  • crazy fan of drama/romance series 
  • like he’s always watching some “girly” serie 
  • doesn’t let others know 
  • but he cries about romance movies 
  • and loves to spend a night at home watching his favorite serie 
  • even has a poster 
  • but is inside his closet so no one can see it 


JAEHEE

  • okay Zen 
  • and coffee 
  • but also likes to read smut 
  • like those times when she’s pissed at Jumin 
  • and doesn’t feels like working 
  • she sits at her desk and read some good smut 
  • it calms her a lot 
  • even read a Zen smut once but it was weird talking to him later 
  • so most of the time she finds smut about other people 


JUMIN 

  • wine & Elizabeth? 
  • but also MEMES! 
  • yes memes 
  • he may not be seen as a funny person 
  • but we all know he is funny in is own way 
  • probably have tons of memes saved on his phone
  • but not the funny ones 
  • the ones your parents send 
  • like 2009 memes 
  • but still a fan of them


SAEYOUNG 

  • Besides honey buddha chips and dr pepper 
  • oh his babies!!
  • but…
  • he’s a secret fan of porn magazines 
  • like he spend hours looking at them while eating HBC
  • has is own collection 
  • poor vanderwood found them once 
  • know he thinks Saeyoung is a pervert 
  • but let’s be honest 
  • this guy loves to watch 
  • maybe thats why he’s always checking on the cameras from the apartment 


V

  • his pleasure is drinking 
  • I mean he’s not an usual drinker 
  • but loves to have a glass sometimes 
  • likes wine 
  • but its like when you save something for much time and then you can enjoy it better
  • he knows is not a good habit so he does it sometimes only 
  • but really likes the feeling of being a bit drunk and funny


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this is shit :( 

anonymous asked:

can you write a monsta x reaction to their foreign s/o habitually using formal language with them? thank you🧡🧡

no problem, dear. not sure about how well I did though

Shownu

Originally posted by hyungnu

What are you doing?? Kinda confused. He’d thought that you would be used to talking to him by now. He forgets that it’s your habit sometimes. He’ll probably end up correcting you sometimes because it feels a little too formal.

Wonho

Originally posted by choigobin

“Why are you always so formal with me, jagiya? This isn’t how normal couples act??”, poor baby feels like a stranger when you two speak. He’ll remember that you’re foreign and will try to get use to it for you. He’s secretly glad when you get over your habit 

Minhyuk

Originally posted by alette-stars

He doesn’t care too much about, but he’s still not use to it yet. He finds weird sometimes just because you talk formally to him like he’s a stranger. Understands that you’re foreign so he won’t say anything about it, afraid he might upset you somehow. 

Kihyun

Originally posted by mcnstax

Doesn’t mind it as much as the other members do, he hardly notices it anyway. When you eventually grow out of your habit he notices and gives you a smile. However it’s something he’s going to have to get use to now.

Hyungwon

Originally posted by jongdaesbbg

Finds it a little funny that you’re so formal when you talk to him or the others. Once in a while he’ll make small jokes about it, but will stop if it starts to upset you.

Jooheon

Originally posted by kimjongah

Weirdly enough, he thinks it sort of cute how you talk formally out of habit. I wouldn’t even bother questioning it, he doesn’t even understand why. It wouldn’t bother him really. Later on when you grow out of the habit he’d cheer you on. 

I.M

Originally posted by tochangkyun

highkey lowkey gonna make fun of you. He’s another one who finds it funny that you’re so formal with him, maybe more than Hyungwon. Will start to feel bad afterward though. If it upsets you, he’ll apologize and promise not to say anything about it next time. 

Movie Night

genre: fluff/little bit of smut

summary: a movie night with jaehyun is that and more

a/n: I’m pretty sure this is my first time writing for nct, so hopefully it’s a good first scenario for them…I also haven’t done a request like this before and I haven’t done smut in awhile, so bear with me lol

Originally posted by taeyounq

“Jaehyun just pick a movie already!”

You called from beneath the covers to your boyfriend who had been in the next room looking for a movie for the last fifteen minutes. He always did this. Taking forever to pick a movie, and then by the time you two start watching it, you’re asleep within the first hour.

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wizardesslover  asked:

Lords Reactions when MC ask-What’s the funniest thing that happened in your childhood?

I tried but… OK HONESTLY MOST OF THE LORDS HAVE TERRIBLE CHILDHOODS IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. I think Nobunaga by far had the happiest childhood. Yukimura did okay too, I guess, considering he blames himself for his mother’s death. Wow.

Lords reacting to being asked about something funny that happened during childhood

Nobunaga: …nothing. NOTHING FUNNY EVER HAPPENED. Don’t you dare ask anyone else.
Mitsuhide: A cat once snuck into my bed while I was asleep. It sat on my face.
Saizo: wouldn’t you like to know :)
Masamune: …………Shigezane wet the bed until he was 8.
Kojuro: A cat once chased me up a tree. I thought I was safe, but then I remembered. Cats climb trees.
Inuchiyo: You. You happened.

TRIMBERLY FANFIC

GUUUUUYS I POSTED MY FIRST TRIMBERLY FIC AND IM SO HAPPY ABOUT IT!!! HERE IS A FEW THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW

  • Jason Scott, Kimberly Hart, Trini “Gomez”, Zack Taylor and Billy Cranston are famous actors and they got to this tv show called “Power Ranger” that’s pretty a modern reboot of the 90′s power rangers.
  • The show got a huge sucess and was renewed for 2 more seasons while the pilot went on air
  • Fans started shipping Kim and Trini and they both thought it was funny
  • Kim once told that she read one fanfiction about her and Trini and she said that was curious
  • Trini is lesbian and everybody knows it
  • Kim is bisexual and everybody knows it, that’s why the “shipping” was even bigger.
  • They are pretty fluffy and sometimes Kim likes to tease the fans doing something sexy with Trini
  • Trini doesnt care at all, she thinks its funny and that is it.
  • Trini has a girlfriend and she doesnt like to talk about her privacy

It’s called “While Shooting (A Tv Show)” and i posted the first chapter! Please, feel free to check it out bc i willing to write a lot! 

HOW MUCH LONGER? Pt 4 - JASON MCCANN

Heart pounding, head throbbing and skin sheeted in a thin layer of sweat as I bounced up and down. He lay in the same state as me, only with less of a relaxed expression and more of a tensed one. Instantly, without having to think I knew it was because of my rank. Who I was.

Y/N fucking L/N. Americans most wanted female.

Continuing my thrusts in an upbeat pase, I almost screamed in rage once feeling his hands snake up my thighs to grip my waist. He knew well who was in charge. And I didn’t like getting being touched, not even while I was having sex.

Only he could touch me. No one compared to him.

And this guy was not him.

With a snarl on my lips, I allowed my head to roll down to face the boy underneath me, showing I was not happy with his choice of where to position his hands.

The boy instantly retreated his hands back down to the white sheets, where his fists curled around the fabric instead.

“Fuck, I’m close.” He growled, voice strained and raspy.

“Me too.” It came out almost as a whisper. My pase fastened at the feeling of my high approaching but I’ll admit, it did take a little longer then I hoped for it to finally approach and take a hold of me.

After a few more sloppy thrusts, I finally threw myself onto the bed beside me, the boy underneath me making no effort to move.

“That…was amazing.” He sighed breathlessly. My face twisted slightly at the words. Was it really that good? Definetly didn’t feel like it.

“Yeaahh-noo not really.” I dragged out. But the boy seemed Unphased by my words.

suddenly turning towards me, a hand snaking around my waist as he nuzzled his head into the crook of my neck, an awkward feeling placed itself over my shoulders at the non existent attempt this boy was making at leaving.

I really didn’t think this guy was one to fuck and stay. I honestly thought that after a good fuck, he would leave. Which both he did none of.

My eyes wide in shock, body stiff as a rock, it was only a few seconds that had passed before I cleared my throat and shrugged his arm off my waist.

“Yeah I’m not one for one night stands. Think of this more as a booty call.” I explained, scooting my way off the bed.

“Wait, you want me to leave?” He asked in disbelief.

“Precisely!” I smiled.

After running around the room, picking up the few discarded clothing items which he had been wearing at the club we met in earlier, a look of shock hit his face as I aggressively threw his clothes over to him, showing no interest in the boy after a rather intimate 20 minutes.

He didn’t move. Staring at the clothing in his lap with a blank, almost saddened expression, but no sympathy was evident on mine. As I stood watching the boy which I had not learnt the name of, an agitated sigh escaped my lips at his attempt of leaving. Finally becoming fed up with his clinginess.

“Can you hurry up and get the fuck out?!” I spat.

The boys eyes shot up to mine in shock, quickly scurrying off the sheets to slide his alcohol stenched clothing back on.

With a roll of my eyes, I watched as he pathetically stumbled around the room in attempt to ready himself in a short amount of time before finally beginning to make his way towards my bedroom door.

A smile fell upon my face at the realization that he was finally leaving, and decided that it was probably best if I lead him out the house myself, instead of risking him walking into a confidential room and expose a stash of something illegal.

After throwing my silk, ankle length robe on, I crept out of the room in attempt to not wake anyone up at this hour of the night, it was a reliever to finally make it to the front door.

As I opened the barrier for the boy, I couldn’t help but roll my eyes when he turned back around to look my way just seconds before he was outside.

“I had really good time tonight.”

Here we go.

“Really?” I asked sarcastically in a unamused tone while looking doing on my nails.

“I mean, yeah. And I was wondering if you would maybe wanna do something else together?” He smiled.

My eyes wondered to the ceiling in bordom, not giving two shits about what this kid had to say.

“Yeah you see, I would do that but…you kinda sucked, and I’m not really looking for a relationship, especially with some minor from a shitty club.” I fired, eyeing the boy in disapproval.

His face fell, eyes showing defeat before I pushed him the extra few feet back and shut the door with a lock in his face.

“Well aren’t you a delight to speak too.” His voice was smug with a hint of morning rasp to his tone, emitting that he had either just woken up or had just been dosing off.

My body spun around to meet his figure standing lazily at the door frame with an arm resting against it. He looked amazingly sexy standing by the entrance with nothing but the dim hallway light to illuminate his body. But in between the dark shadows and small amount of light, you could just make out his detailed tattoos inked onto his godly body.

Which may I say was almost completely bare.

A pair of grey sweatpants hung low on his hips, exposing not only his signature Calvin Kleins, but also a well defined v-line which sadly dissapeared into the waistband of his clothes.

“What are you doing awake?” I questioned.

“I’m a criminal Y/N. I practically sleep with one eye open, I can wake up to the sound of a pin dropping, and in case you haven’t realized, your a lot louder then a pin.” He sighed, running a hand through his bed head.

“Jealous?” I smirked to which he scowled.

“I’m not jealous of some flat chested fuckboy” Jason growled to which my smirk grew.

“It’s kind of hard to be jealous of yourself Jason.”

“Real mature! I wasn’t jealous.” He spat. “I just wanted to get some sleep but you and your everlasting fuck buddy don’t know what indoor voices are.”

My eyes trailed over his fingers tangled in his hair, licking my lips slightly to gain moisture from the sudden loss. Oh what those fingers could and have done to me. “Yeah well now you know how I feel when you decide to play with your toy.”

Jason chuckled, his eyes closing as he shook his head at the ground. “You always have something to say. Don’t you?”

“Wouldn’t be most wanted female if I didn’t. No one controls me. Never have, never will.” I added

“You see, that’s where I come in.” He stepped forward. “Being americas most wanted male. I was able to control you. That’s what makes me so bad.”

“Shut up, you didn’t control me!” I retorted. “If anything, i controlled you! That’s what makes me so bad.”

“No sweetheart, you must be mistaken. I control - others play along. Not the other way round.”

My heart fluttered at the nickname. Sweetheart. Even if it was sarcastic, I still missed the nicknames he had for me. In fact, I just missed him in general.

“What-the-fuck-ever Jason. I’m not in the mood for you tonight!” I shouted, hands wailing around widely.

“Wow, was the fuck that bad?” He chuckled to which I scowled. “Wouldn’t blame him, you always seemed to pick up bad fucks.” He chuckled but he really just inflicted this one himself.

“Then it’s no wonder I picked up you.”

Jason’s chuckle ceased, eyes burning with a unlit flame. No one ever calls Jason McCann a bad fuck and gets away with it but I couldn’t help and push his buttons today. He wouldn’t dare do anything to me.

Jason’s movements began with a few slow steps before picking up to a fast stride. Hands both fisted at his sides in anger before he was only a mere few inches in front of my face.

With one hand pushing me to the door, the other punching the wall beside me, startling me ever so slightly. His face was so close that with every breath he took, I could see his nose flaring. Eyes burning holes through my own.

“Say it again. I dare you.” He spat lowly.

I knew it was sarcastic and practically printed in ‘no’s! But my mind was telling me to press his buttons a little harder and see how far we could lead him on. Because something in my head knew he wouldn’t hurt me, even if he wanted to.

“Your a bad fuck.” I rephrased slowly.

Shocking me sightly once a literal growl left his throat, my eyes burned in shock and amusement while watching the boy.

“You think your fucking funny. So fucken smart? ‘Jason and I dated, he wouldn’t hurt me’. Well guess again princess. Might wanna rethink that.”

“Okay give me a minute….yeah still the same. I know you wouldn’t hurt me.” I smirked.

“You sure about that?”

“110 percent.”

“Well your wrong.” He spat.

“Oh yeah?” I growled. “Prove it.”

Jason stopped, his eyes softening slightly as he slowly and barely noticeably stepped back.

“C'mon Jason.” I pressed on. “Prove it. Show me that there is nothing between us stopping you. Prove that you still don’t feel anything for me, and hit me!”

He did nothing. “C'mon! Don’t be a pussy. Hit me! If your so baddass.”

Still nothing. That’s when my voice fell a few octaves, my tone matching his features - soft and sad. “Show me that you don’t still love me, the way I still love you, and beat me. Hit me so hard I fall to the floor. Punch my so agrresively I’ll bruise. Just do something because this is killing me! I need you to do something I can hate you for because I feel like shit knowing that what we are now is all my fault.”

Tears began welling in my eyes. Shocking not only me but Jason as well. I don’t cry, but then Again neither does he. Yet he still managed to shed a few tears the day i left. How do we do this to each other? I dont know.

“Please.” I begged, voice weak. “Just make me hate you cause loving you is too much…. Please.”

Jason stood staring for a while before looking down at the floor, eyes turning red and puffy, but not glossy with tears. At least not yet. “I can’t. I can’t because then I’d never be able to forgive myself. Knowing I hurt the person I love.”

My heart fell. Love?

“I thought I hated you after realizing that I did nothing wrong. That you left me believing it was all my fault. I tried moving on with another girl, going on more missions and even trying to force myself to hate you but I didn’t. I couldn’t. It’s like your family. No matter how hard you try to get rid of them you can’t. Cause they will always - not matter what - be family. Just like you always - no matter what - will be the girl I love.”

“Jason.” I sobbed.

“I know.”

Without another thought, I was In his arms, diving into his chest. Not even realizing that a small puddle of tears had formed on my own shoulder as well as Jason’s chest.

“I’m sorry.” I cried.

“Me too baby girl. Me too”

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One more chapter to go!!!