once a bruin

TRIBUTE TO SHAWN THORNTON

DONT LEAVE THORTY! 

WE LOVE YOU HERE

WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF DOUGIE GETS PUNCHED?

WHO WILL STAND UP FOR HIM? (KRUG…)

WHAT WILL MAGGIE DO?

WHAT WILL WE DO?

WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO MERLOT?

WILL PIEZ BE MORE LOST THAN EVER?

WILL SOUP HIDE UNDER HIS BED AND CRY?

WHERE WILL HE GO? 

WHAT IF HE ENDS UP IN MONTREAL

FUCK IT HE’D NEVER SIGN THERE

OR VANCOUVER

LOL THAT’LL BE HILARIOUS 

BUT WHAT IF HES ON THE LEAFS

OR THE FLYERS

OR THE RANGERS

AND ONE DAY HES STANDING UP FOR HIS NEW TEAMMATE 

AND HES LIKE LEMME FIGHT SOMEONE

LOL LETS GIVE DOUGLAS HIS FIRST NHL FIGHT

NAH JK OH FUCK NO NOT CHARA

OH NOT LOOCH

OH NOT IGGY

AND THEN HES LIKE “JK LOL NO FIGHTING FOR ME

IM GONNA GO FIND BERGY

AND WE CAN HUG IT OUT

CUZ WE WERE BFFS”

OR HE CAN GO AND FIND SOUP AND DO THE HUGGING

SLOW DANCE THING WITH HIM

OMG THAT WOULD BE THE BEST

JUST REMEMBER

THORY REPRESENTS THE BLACK AND GOLD

HE REPRESENTS WHAT WE ALL BELIEVE IN

HE REPRESENTS THE CITY OF BOSTON

HE HAS EMBRACED IT AND MADE IT HIS HOME

SO WHEREVER YOU GO THORTY

DONT CRY BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU IN BOSTON

YOU CAN COME HOME WHENEVER

AND NO ONE WILL HATE YOU

SO WHEN YOU COME BACK TO THE GARDEN WE’LL CHEER FOR YOU THE LOUDEST

BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL THAT BOSTON COULD EVER ASK FOR

YOU ARE ALL THE BRUINS COULD EVER ASK FOR

AND YOU GAVE US ALL THAT WE EVER WANTED

YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A BRUIN IN OUR HEARTS

SO HERE’S TO YOUR FIGHTS

YOUR GOALS

YOU MAKING THE MERLOT LINE THE BEST FOURTH LINE OUT THERE

AND HERE’S TO YOUR PENALTY SHOT BECAUSE THAT WAS DIRRTY

SO WHEREVER YOU GO

GOOD LUCK AND WE’LL MISS YOU

YOU CAN COME BACK WHENEVER

(AND PLEASE DO COME BACK)

BECAUSE YOU ARE A PART OF THIS CITY

YOU WILL BE MISSED, SHAWN THORNTON

REMEMBER: ONCE A BRUIN, ALWAYS A BRUIN

-youbruinmylife