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Potato Problems

(Public blackmail is a low blow, copperbadge  I expect nothing less of you.  Fanfic of Sam’s Foodieverse)

“Yes, hello, I need a potato.”

“That’s kind of what we do here,” Sam Wilson said, not looking up from his tallies. “And we’ve got a few options, so if it’s not crossed out on the board, I might be able to scrape it together for you.” He glanced up, just to make sure he wasn’t forgetting anything. “Except the truffle fries, the last of those just walked out the door, as they say, so…”

It was late and he was tired and he was close enough to sold out that he just wanted to take off for the night. Steve had locked up half an hour ago, heading out to distribute his meager leftovers to the homeless that waited patiently for anything he might have to offer. Sam joined him most nights, but he’d been in the middle of a rush when Steve had shut down, and barely had time to wave as Steve passed by.

He was tired and his feet hurt and he had a nasty burn on the side of his right wrist. Still, he put on his best customer service smile. “What can I get for you?”

He turned to the window. Tony Stark was leaning there, a contraption of white PVP pipe thrown over his shoulders. His eyes went from one side to the other, and he leaned in. “Potato me.”

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DETROIT!!!!!!

THANK YOU quietasides for giffing this for me!! and thank you 2tiedships2 for finding and taking the pic where you can see the eye contact!!

VIDEO LINK

FIRST POST about this.

LOUIS IS SO FUCKING BRAVE. I’M SO PROUD OF HIM. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.

Below The flag is highlighted - Louis walks over and gets his water - maybe getting Preston’s attention, definitely getting his water.

A wild Preston appears in the cap below in front of the water bucket!  (If you watch the vid in slow motion on youtube, he’s visible bottom left around ~ :16)

Below, Louis kicks other stuff out of the way. (Totally different sort of kick than the flag.)

BELOW IS WHERE HE LITERALLY LOOKS RIGHT AT ME AND 2tiedships2(She took the pic below with her camera while I was taking the vid with her iphone.) WATCH HIS LEFT HAND. LOOK. AT. HIS. LEFT. HAND. WHEN IT BOUNCES FORWARD AFTER GOING BACK HE MAY BE? GIVING US A TINY THUMBS UP?? WHILE LOOKING DIRECTLY AT US DIRECTLY INTO HER CAMERA LAY ME GENTLY IN THE COLD DARK EARTH. He has the cap in his palm with his other 4 fingers and the thumb kind of bounces forward. I can’t get a good edit where I can tell, so if anyone else wants to play with it. (I’ll look for more video from other people on YT too.)

It’s kind of hard to tell for sure because his thumb was aimed directly forward at us, however, EYE CONTACT BELOW.

IMPORTANT TO NOTE I WAS ALSO STILL FUCKING HOLDING THIS SIGN UP SINCE THE RAINBOW WAS NOT IN MY HANDS ANYMORE - I HAD NOT TAPED IT TO THE BARRICADE YET.

Below he looks back at Preston - maybe a heads up?

Below Louis caps then tosses his water bottle and aims it right at the flag while looking away and pretending he’s not doing it, but then he checks back in, looking right back at us.

Below he carefully moves his mic stand to cover it.

then HE PULLS IT OUT WITH HIS LEFT FOOT AND, WITH GREAT SKILL AND GRACE, DAVID BECKHAM’S the FUCKING FLAG RIGHT BACK TO PRESTON.

I saw Preston pick it up, but we’ll have to look for more videos on youtube. 

BUT HERE’S A CAP OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR LOUIS TOMLINSON AND HIS ANGELMINION DOING THE LORD’S WORK ~ 2:56 (IS IT IN PRESTON’S HAND? IT LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE IN HIS HAND?!!!) 

GOODBYE FRIENDS

I’ve Got Your Name Tattooed - Part Twenty

This is part twenty of a Calum soulmate!AU where your soulmate’s name is tattooed on your arm, based on those posts with all the AUs that float around (I’d link but idk where the original idea came from!). I hope you enjoy! track the tag igynt fic if you want to catch when a new part is added!

Part One | Part Nineteen

“Does anyone else know about your tattoo?” Calum and his soulmate were getting ready to go back to Ashton’s place for dinner, ‘getting ready’ consisting of wiping sleep from their eyes and righting their clothes. After spending some time lost in each other’s kisses the pair had fallen asleep on the couch tangled together - it felt like the last twenty four hours had lasted a week, and their bodies were feeling it. 

“Oh, um, Ashton and his soulmate know the most, since I was kind of a mess when I went home with them last night.” Calum’s soulmate smiled gently as she spoke, brushing through her hair with her fingers. Calum nodded, still feeling guilty. 

“I’m sorry about last night. I shouldn’t have left you.” His soulmate walked over to where he sat on the edge of the bed, placing her hands on his knees. 

“It’s okay. You’re here now.” She paused, as if contemplating whether she was going to keep talking. “You know, for a while after my soulmate passed away I only wore tank tops and t-shirts so my wrist showed. I wanted people to feel sorry for me, to ask what happened, why I didn’t have a tattoo. But then I kind of realized that I cared too much about my soulmate to use him like that. He was good to me, you know?" 

Calum nodded, his hands resting on her sides as he listened. He couldn’t help but feel slightly jealous of her old soulmate, the one who she loved and knew that she could love without a doubt, the one who her wrist said belonged to her. He also thought of his own wrist, the one that had changed so many times in the past but seemed to want to stay with this soulmate. At least, he hoped it stayed.

“What’s on your mind?” she asked quietly, tapping her fingers against his denim covered knees. “You look like you’re in la-la-land.” Calum smiled at her words, squeezing her sides gently.

"Do you think you could love someone else like you loved him?” Her face seemed taken aback when she heard his question but then she became thoughtful, looking at Calum with soft, gentle eyes.

“Do you think I’d be with you right here, right now, if I didn’t think so?” she whispered, leaning forward and pressing a kiss to his lips. Calum’s tattoo tingled with warmth, his lips parting in a gasp as she pulled away.

“I want to tell you something,” he whispered, her forehead pressed against his. “It’s about my tattoo.”

Calum, however, was interrupted by the ringing of his soulmate’s cell phone, the sound jarring and uncomfortable in the moment. She sighed before pulling away, grabbing her phone from her pocket.

“Hey!” she said brightly, mouthing to Calum that it was Ashton’s soulmate. “Yeah we’re on our way now. Okay, see you soon.” She ended the call, glancing back at Calum who was now standing up, feeling as if the moment were ruined. “What were you saying?” Calum shrugged, wrapping an arm around her shoulder and leading her out of the bedroom.

“Nothing, I’ll tell you later.”

The Signs as Random bb17 moments

Aries- When Da'Vonne found out about the twin twist

Taurus- Meg falling in OTEV

Gemini- The twin’s switch segments which we were in love with before they turned evil

Cancer- Vanessa crying

Leo- When James won the veto

Virgo- When beck won HoH and attempted to backdoor Vanessa

Libra- Audrey’s eviction speech

Scorpio- James scaring literally every houseguest

Sagittarius- Clelli getting evicted back to back

Capricorn- Perry the Preying Mantis

Aquarius- Jackie winning HoH

Pisces- Johnny and Becky’s relationship

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I was busy yesterday and I missed skin positivity day, but it’s something that was really important to me to do so here are some late no-makeup selfies. I’ve had really bad acne since puberty and it’s always been the thing I hate most about my own appearance. I’m so self conscious about it that it took me 15 minutes to psych myself up into smiling for even one photo. I don’t go out or post pictures without at least putting on foundation , and I’m still always self conscious about how I look. I can’t think of a single instance in the media in which acne, let alone adult acne, is portrayed as anything other than hugely undesirable. There’s even an entire industry centered around making people with skin conditions feeling worthless and awful. A lot of people, even adults, struggling with acne and other skin conditions, and a change in attitude towards this would mean the world to me, and probably a lot of other people too. Xx that’s all thanks for reading

anonymous asked:

I still think this is the fandom giving this friendship too much attention, pretty much the same thing that happened with the Azoff. The fact that it's so transparent it's because they always loved to show us that Harry's friends are not part of the band, and always pushed him vs the others.

Fair enough, that’s definitely one possible explanation. That also fits with Nick and Cal and Ben and Jeff and so on. The closer Harry appears to be to people who are not his bandmates, the more separate he appears to be – and hanging out with their families definitely makes him look close to them.

At any rate, for whatever it’s worth and however you want to take it, jennfur ate at that restaurant literally /last night/, and she just said:

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