on-expenses

  • Me: I need to settle on a story idea that I won't lose interest in before I finish.
  • Also me: I'M GONNA WRITE A HISTORICAL FICTION NOVEL. IT'S GOING TO REQUIRE EXTENSIVE RESEARCH IN A HIGHLY SPECIFIC AREA ABOUT A PART OF THE WORLD I'VE NEVER BEEN TO BEFORE I CAN EVEN START WRITING. THIS'LL BE GREAT.
Welcome to the Ohara Clinic!

“I’m Mari, and I’ll be taking care of you today! It looks like the nurses have finished taking your vitals, and all that’s left is to administer your treatment. Please wait in this room while I get things prepared. I’ll be back shortly, so relax and enjoy yourself~”

“Okay, I’m back! Time to get start- what? Of course I’m a real doctor! You’re talking to someone who became the chairwoman of a high school by the age of 17! Don’t underestimate me because I’m young!”

“………”

“Oh, you mean my outfit? I need to wear this in order to get full effectiveness out of my treatment methods. Don’t you want to be healed? You came all the way here, so it would be a waste to back out now!”

“………”

Excellent! Don’t worry, I have the perfect cure for your illness. Just sit back and relax, because…”

“YOUR STEWSHINE WILL BE READY SHORTLY~ ♥”