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anonymous asked:

Bucky my dude, Avenger animals was awesome, but what about Sam?? Sure, he's a falcon but I bet you have other ideas...

i guess ill do the newbie avengers too. 

sam would be a dolphin. fast and effective in their environment of choice but pretty useless outside it, dolphins are also very smart (dont tell sam i called him smart) and absolutely lethal to threats to their own. they also care for their own sick and injured and will even help injured or distressed humans sometimes.  and they talk freaking constantly.

pietro would be a ferret. smart, mischievous, high energy, social, and as hard to catch as greased jello. fights dirty. loves to mess around. 

wanda would be a stoat. like a ferret, they too are very clever and mischievous, but are also extremely adaptable, able to use their brain to turn circumstances to their advantage. theyre one of the smallest carnivores around and they have attitude totally disproportionate to their tiny little bodies. dont mess with stoats guys. they feel no fear and they hold grudges. 

scott would be a raccoon. fun loving and social but also total troublemakers, always getting into places they shouldnt be. and stealing your stuff. and making messes. and then looking totally confused about how on earth all this got everywhere, i was just grabbing a snack, i swear. 

peter is a bluejay. like ravens, theyre smart and chatty, and are excellent mimics. despite their small size, theyre surprisingly fierce, but they prefer cunning to force. but dont think that makes them pushovers–bluejays are tiny colorful badasses, despite how fluffy they get when its cold out. 

tchalla is a cat. i tried to reach with this one and find something else, but he totally is, nothing for it. he’s a cat. dignified and graceful, good with people but definitely still a predator underneath. also im pretty sure that if tchalla ever did something embarrassing, hed just straighten himself out and pretend it never happened, exactly like cats do. 

rhodey would be a california condor. theyre pretty much the biggest bird in north american skies, with a wingspan of over nine feet. they have an intimidating reputation and can look pretty scary but underneath they are very loyal to their chosen families. they have very complex social systems and tend to be dedicated but tough-love parents, and are also very curious about the world around them. theyre big, badass, and enduring–one of the oldest species still aloft. nothings got staying power like a condor. or an air force guy flying around in a tank. 

🌼🌷🌼🏵️ 🌸 FAT CORGI AESTHETIC  🌸🏵️🌼🌷🌼

Commission for Naughtybutt of his very thicc corgi fursona chillin’ in a vaporwave dreamland~

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Jeon Jungkook | 09011997 | Seoul, Korea | Nochu Come Thru

  • Major: Animation
  • Job: Part-time floor associate at an art store, part-time cashier at a grocery shop
  • Extracurricular: Comics Club, Figure Drawing workshops, Unofficial member of 3 sports team aka bowling, archery, swimming (really good at all of them but no commitment; coaches keep him for competetive practice)
  • Social Media: IG- golden_kookie, Snapchat- Nochu BTS Chat Handle- Nochu but everyone keeps changing it to Seagull
  • Relationships: 3 rapdad’s son, Tae’s best friend, Jimin’s good friend, Jin’s future frenemy (in a bickering way)

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Clean Me, Daddy | 30.03.17
  • Phil: "Why aren't you cleaning us?" said Candice. Oh...
  • Dan: Excuse me?
  • Phil: Last time I did a live show, I accidentally ordered 300 cleaning wipes.
  • Dan: I know. I've seen them.
  • Phil: So, you can have the honour of cleaning them.
  • Dan: Excuse me?
  • Phil: The webcam. It's a bit grubby, so you know give them a clean. Give them a wipe. Someone just said "clean me, daddy".
  • Dan holds the cleaning wipe with regret. Phil burst out laughing and Dan starts speaking in a high pitched voice.
  • Dan: Yeah, I read that too. What is this?
  • Phil: It wasn't this weird when I did it!
  • Dan: There's a section of your live show where...
  • Phil: No, it's not a section!
  • Dan: ... you clean them?
  • Phil: No, I'm just saying we're slightly blurry and they'd like to see us in 1080pHD quality.
  • Dan: No, you planned this. It's a section where you clean the audience. Now everyone is saying "clean me".
  • Phil: They liked it. Just do it! I'll make the sound effect.
  • Dan: There's dozen of tens of thousands of people saying "clean me" right now.
  • Phil: Dan, clean them. Clean them!
  • Dan: Jesus Christ.
  • Phil: Do it! It's what you signed up to do.
  • Dan suppressing a regretful chuckle, Phil grinning so damn wide.
  • Dan: Oh my God, stop! The chat! Frick. Even the YouTube comments are going to be ruined. Oh, whatever you fricking..
  • Dan wipes the webcam while Phil makes the sound effect.
  • Phil: That's the noise of the cleaning wipe. Look how clear we are now though. My pores are here.
  • Dan: And yet, I feel dirty.
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He reached out and took Nina’s hand. Wylan suddenly felt he was intruding on something private. “I am grateful you’re alive,” he said. “I am grateful you’re beside me. I am grateful that you’re eating.

She rested her head on his shoulder. “You’re better than waffles, Matthias Helvar.

A small smile curled the Fjerdan’s lips. “Lets not say things we don’t mean, my love.” (x)

ok people, listen up. freeform still hasn’t announced the renewal of three of their shows and shadowhunters is one of them. i don’t know what is taking so long considering the fact shadowhunters is one of their more successful shows but freeform is random like that, they will cancel the show even if it’s doing great. last year, we trended that we want shadowhunters season 2 so i can’t see why we can’t do the same this year. we need to act and show that we do actually want a season 3!

edit: tag your tweet with #ShadowhuntersSeason3 !!

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Ok i know this is a lot of people but hopefully I didn’t tag anyone twice and sorry if I did. Have fun. And yeah don’t in any way feel obligated to post one too.

anonymous asked:

Shinee as School Teachers 😊

hi bebs! i switched it up and made them college professors instead hope you don’t mind! c: also @taemkitten here’s uni profs for you sweetheart!

onew: 

  • computer science professor 
  • super chill, will grant extensions no prob as long as he sees that students are trying and not trying to take advantage of his smiley face   
  • brings in those programmable robots that can be coded to go through mazes 
  • sometimes he forgoes the maze and the class does races (”just don’t bet on them bc i will get fired if i inadvertently start a underground robot gambling ring”)  
  • showed a simple smartbot chat in class and kept sending it puns that it did not understand 
  • struggles with projector and sound system

jonghyun:

  • sociology/peace&justice professor 
  • lectures about things they don’t teach you in high school like the aftermaths of slavery, japanese internment, feminism and how it’s all rooted in people and social interactions 
  • keeps students up to date with protests happening 
  • when his laptop freezes he jokes that it’s the fbi trying to shut him down 
  • for some reason ALL of his classes are 8:30s and students can visibly see caffeine waking him up as he’s lecturing 
  • super passionate and waves his arms around while talking 
  • never gets to everything he wants to talk about bc he gets sidetracked
  • also no one can ever read his handwriting and if they ask he has to try really hard to read it too 

key:

  • art history professor 
  • unironically wears tweed with elbow pads (”i look good in the prof look ok”) 
  • his syllabus is 17 pages long. which is daunting af but it’s really not as overwhelming as it seems 
  • lectures are interesting bc he’s just so sincere 
  • he’s not afraid to be vulnerable and encourages everyone to be open about how art influences them
  • class field trip to museums!!!! 
  • drives the uni shuttle with art history majors singing showtunes in the back
  • introduces his TAs: mr. comme des and mr. garcons 
  • his slideshows are all prezi bc it’s more aesthetic 

minho:

  • film professor 
  • teaches intro to film so it’s mostly watching movies and basic theory but suggests that students make their own shorts to show if they’re comfortable 
  • shows his own first cringeworthy film, awkward acting and all……… it’s the shinee harry potter thing and honestly he’s hiding behind his hands the whole time (onew: “SERIOUSLY WHY CAN’T WE JUST BURY OUR DARK PAST” / minho: “I WANT TO LEAD BY EXAMPLE AND SHOW THAT THINGS TAKE TIME AND PRACTICE” / tae: “YELLING ALSO”) 
  • shows the bee movie in class bc he lost a bet to jong and has to teach a class on it
  • teaches class with a completely straight face like he’s not dying inside talking about mise en scène in the fkin bee movie 

taemin: 

  • theology professor 
  • he knows he looks young so he wears his glasses to look older 
  • knows how to read latin like nbd 
  • when he came into the room the professor rolly chair was really high but he didn’t know how to make it go down so he sat on it with his feet dangling off the ground 
  • can recite passages from the bible from memory
  • doesn’t push his belief on anyone but encourages open conversations about how religion works in the world 
  • bursts into class everyday like “AM I LATE?????”

X

God, this was a pain in the ass. RIP my hand lol. (Imma do Teru tomorrow when I don’t have class to go to :p)

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