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Highlights of Dan and Phil Do Pastel Edits In Real Life

• Punk edits was 2 years ago jesus

• “Like inhaling a cloud”

• “Like a breeze through a cherry blossom tree”

• Tbh all of the pastel metaphors they used

• Dan saying pastel is the opposite of his personality but then at the end saying he would have pastel if he wasn’t wearing black

• PHIL TOUCHING DANS CURLS

• JUST. DANS WAVY HAIR OMG

• Phil’s pastel pink bedsheets

• Dan winking when Phil said he washes his bed sheets a lot

• The pastel underwear that Phil saw when he searched male pastel

• Dan wanting to embrace cole sprouse

• Dans little jumps when he was trying to get into his overalls

• “Wow Dan you look so soft”

•Phil getting dans straps on ;)))

•Dan doing the sleeve thing with his pastel jumper

• PHIL CHANGING IN FRONT OF DAN

• IN THE ROOM

• OH MY GOD

• Also the sexy music playing when he was changing

• Phil’s tight jeans and Dan blatantly checking out his ass

• Those lush flower crowns jfc

• The absolute lack of personal space

• “I’m obsessed with your curl, Dan”

• Dan and Phil blowing on Dan’s tattoo

• “Look at that meaty bicep, Phil”

• Dan complementing Phil and making a gagging noise immediately after

• Dan screaming while Phil sponged his tattoo

• Phil’s voice getting so high pitched when Dan was sponging his tattoo

• Phil’s fuckin pastel umbrella

• Dans snuggly unicorn

• All the casual hair touching w the wigs

• Phil’s idea of a pastel name: fredericko 9

• “Curly Dan is here to stay”

• This entire video was a fuckin treasure tbh

CACW

I'm so fucking emo about civil war tbh
like ugh
i feel like a lot of people entirely blame tony for how it ended but srsly?
fuck no- how do you expect a damaged man to react to all that? HE TRIED TO HELP STEVE. And Zemo, the bastard, showed him his parents getting killed.
and oh, guess what, THE MURDERER IS LIKE, A FOOT AWAY FROM YOU LOL
Oh and your “best friend”? he knew all along! He didn’t think you could handle it :-) 
OF COURSE YOU’D BE MAD ABOUT THAT! WHAT A PATRONIZING FUCK
OH AND THE  “HE’S MY FRIEND” PART? WELL BITCH TONY FUCKING GAVE YOU A HOME. I GET THAT YOU AND ROBOCOP ARE BFFS BUT TONY HAS DONE SO MUCH FOR YOU AND YOUR AVENGERS. 
GOD I’M SO MAD ABOUT IT 
And you know tony blames himself FOR EVERYTHING 

I keep running around,trying to find the ground
But my head is in the stars and my feet are in the sky
Well I’m nobody’s baby, I’m everybody’s girl
I’m the queen of nothing, I’m the king of the world

You Know Who Doesn't Deserve This Crap™?

Cas

Originally posted by til-i-change-my-luck

The Best SamSteve Quotes

1. “On your left.” (of course it’s iconic)

2. “Don’t look at me. I do what he does, just slower.”

3. “When do we start?”

4. “The people who shoot at you usually wind up shooting at me.”

5. “Home is home, you know?”

6. “I thought you said you were a pilot.” “I never said pilot.”

7. “What makes you happy?”

8. “Dude, Captain America needs my help there’s no better reason to get back in.”

9. “Sam, I’m gonna need a ride.”

10. Any and every time Steve yelled “Sam!”

  • What she says: I'm fine.
  • What she means: Lizzie Devine might actually be Numbuh Vine and might be an alien and might've dated and broken up with Nigel as a test I WAS JUST STARTING TO TRUST HER HOW COULD SHE DO THIS TO US-

He protected no trans boys, no men of color, no male rape survivors. But as the white knight in shining armor donned his fedora helm and saddled his horse for another day of questing and harassing women on the internet, he declared to the uncaring crowds: “I’m a meninist, not a misogynist.”