on this date in homestuck

Tumblr is quiet. Fandoms go about their business like any other day.

Suddely, they hear it.

A slight rumble can be heard from below their feet. Fandoms look to each other in concern.

The ground begins to break. Cracks rip open the floor beneath them. A bright green light shines out and laughter fills the air.

Through the cracks they can hear mumbling of “fuckass” and something about faygo.

It hits them like a brick. Fandoms began to scream and run in every direction as the cracks grow bigger.

HOMESTUCKS CRAWL OUT FROM THE GROUND, GRAY BODY PAINT AND ALL. SCREAMS FILL THE AIR AS THEY COME SEEPING THROUGH THE CRACKS, CLINGING TO THIER FAYGO AND DIRK STRIDER SHADES. THE RELEASE DATE FOR THE FIRST ACT OF HIVESWAP HAS COME.

[S] FANDOM: WAKE UP

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IT’S FINALLY HERE!!!!!

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COMING SOON: A tale of MYSTERY, of ROMANCE, of BRANCHING DIALOGUE PATHS, all presented in beautiful 800x600 resolution to a computer near you!

JAKE ENGLISH ADVENTURE is a creatively titled fangame that plonks the player into the worn hiking boots of our beloved Jake English. It’s a dating sim of considerable ambition, with over seven unique paths with wildly different, unfolding storylines. Guide Jake as he returns home from one of his numerous walkabouts around the globe and finds a mystery brewing right under his feet in the form of an enigmatic neighbor living one floor down. 

Some more dramatic but contextless words to catch your attention: SCARY RED VANS. CHOICE BABES. MEAN DOG OWNERS. LEET HAXXOR QUEENS. LOCKED DIARIES. THAT MOMENT IN THE MOVIE WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON WHO IS GONNA CHANGE YOUR LIFE AND BOY HOWDY HOW IT GOES ALL SOFT FOCUS WITH THE SMOOTH LIGHTING AM I RIGHT? SHORTS ILLUSTRATED MAGAZINE.

MORE DETAILS SOON. Follow @jakeenglishadventure to keep up to date on news. (I promise we will not spam your dash.) 

TENTATIVE RELEASE DATE OF DEMO: 11/11/2017