on the clothesline

* VIOLENT ACTION STARTERS
Send me a NUMBER for your muse to : 

001. Backhand my muse.
002. Stab my muse. 
003. Put out a cigarette on my muse’s skin.
004. Hit my muse with a blunt object. 
005. Throw something large at my muse. 
006. Kick my muse.
007. Punch my muse.
008. Break one of my muse’s bones.
009. Scratch my muse.
010. Headbutt my muse.
011. Shoot my muse.
012. Knock my muse out.
013. Strangle my muse.
014. Push my muse roughly.
015. Grab my muse by the hair.
016. Bruise my muse.
017. Threathen my muse with an object of harm. 
018. Go to harm my muse’s eyes.
019. Bite my muse.
020. Tear away parts of my muse’s skin.
021. — Force my muse’s head under water.
022. Throw something scalding at my muse.
023. Burn my muse.
024. Step on my muse’s fingers.
025. Rip one of my muse’s teeth out.
026. — Slash my muse’s achilles tendon ( s ).
027. — Clothesline my muse.
028. — Harm my muse enough for them to cough up blood. 
029. — Drive into my muse with a vehicle.
030. — Electrocute my muse.
031. — Slam my muse against a wall.
032. — Force my muse’s arm behind their back.
033. — Kick my muse’s crotch.
034. — Trip my muse.
035. — Put my muse in a headlock.
036. — Break my muse’s nose.
037. — Force their fingers down my muse’s throat.
038. — Crack my muse’s head against a wall.
039. — Attempt to kill my muse.
040. — Attempt to kill my muse creatively.

The Signs at the Library:

Aries: Stalking the aisles upstairs and clotheslining unaware guests. There are signs warning you about them. 

Taurus: Teaching several small children about phonics. They know nothing about phonics, they thought the seminar was about phones.

Gemini: At the best part of their book, they weep loudly.

Cancer: Drunk.

Leo: Hoarded several snacks and pillows under a worktable and now lies in their nest reading something. Security attempts to dislodge them despite the fact that they really are not bothering anyone.

Virgo: Conducting an impromptu erotica table reading/workshop.

Libra: Attending the weekly watercolor classes to show those 4th graders who’s boss.

Scorpio: Currently engrossed in “An Illustrated Guide to the Plants of New England”. They think its a manga.

Ophiuchus: Dueling, but quietly as not to disturb the other patrons.

Sagittarius: Running the illegal black market library from the bathroom.

Capricorn: Proudly wielding the book club.

Aquarius: In the middle of solving the library labyrinth. They are stuck on the marble puzzle in the clock tower.

Pisces: Impersonating a librarian to lead patrons astray.

Bangtan Fic Rec Pt. 2

so my second fic rec… this took even longer than the other one ;;
(i really read too much..)
it is again like 90% Yoonmin. and so much fluff! (why???) 

Series:

Head Over Feed (Yoonmin, Smut & Fluff, 3 Works): http://archiveofourown.org/series/563050

kiss kiss, bang bang (Vkook, Yoonmin, Police AU, Smut, 4 Works): http://archiveofourown.org/series/577105

You Shine So Bright (Sugakookie, Angst, Fluff & Smut, 3 Works): http://archiveofourown.org/series/512323

Complete/One Shot:

Love at First Sigh (Yoonmin, Fluff, One Shot): Yoongi and Jimin fall in love with sounds.AU where Yoongi and Jimin have apartments next to each other, and their showers share a wall. https://archiveofourown.org/works/4187631

Our Names (Yoonmin, Fluff, High School AU, One Shot):
“Min Yoongi,” Jimin writes the name over and over in the margins of his notebook. Swirling hearts and flowers around the words. He sighs leaning his elbow against his desk, chin in hand. 
http://archiveofourown.org/works/4460210

The Dutiful Brother and His Sister’s Way Too Handsome Boyfriend (Yoonmin, Fluff, 11/11): Yoongi’s sister Hani is fake-dating Jimin to hide from her mother that she’s gay, but Yoongi doesn’t know this. All Yoongi knows is that he has had a not-so-little crush on Jimin for over a year and that its kinda hard to be a supportive dutiful brother when Jimin is just too blindingly beautiful. http://archiveofourown.org/works/5924095/chapters/14552764

the moon and the stars (Vkook, College AU, One Shot): based off of Real Events that happened to me the other day. i ended up screaming to siobhandestele about it and they told me to write a fic about it. and the word moderation does not exist in my vocabulary so http://archiveofourown.org/works/3736375

Tattooed Heart (Yoonmin, Fluff, One Shot): Five times Yoongi tattoos himself with small things he loves about his boyfriend, and one time Jimin does the samehttp://archiveofourown.org/works/7236649

Severe Weather (Yoonmin, Smut, Demons, One Shot): Min Yoongi has had a very, very long day.So when Yoongi opens the door to his one-room apartment a little after eight in the morning soaking wet, sleep-deprived, and extremely irritated, he isn’t really sure what to think of the man with horns and a tail lying naked in his bed. http://archiveofourown.org/works/7381792

Love, Simply (Yoonmin, Office AU, Angst & Smut, 2/2): Love happens when you least expect it. And sometimes, that isn’t good thing. http://archiveofourown.org/works/6552358/chapters/14990722

Cerulean and Malachite (Sugakookie, Soulmate AU, Fluff & Smut, One Shot): tumblr prompt from anon: “You said you take requests on here on your ao3 and I’m here with a request! How about a SugaKookie soulmates. After that, you can do whatever you want with it, but if you could add some smut, that would be nice. :) Thank you!” http://archiveofourown.org/works/7374217

Stupid Cupid (Sugakookie, Hanahaki Disease, Fluff, One Shot): Min Yoongi literally gets clotheslined by love and he is so, so pissed about it. OR: That time Jeongguk made Yoongi cough up flowers.  http://archiveofourown.org/works/7076281

you should be afraid of me (Yoonmin, Smut, 2/2): Jimin lets him bend him — break him — mould him into any shape Yoongi wants — even likes it more than he admits. But Yoongi knows better than to think he’s the one in control.Because he isn’t. Not really.(Or: Yoongi’s back from a business trip and Jimin has a surprise for him.)  http://archiveofourown.org/works/5346614/chapters/12346127

I’m Glad You’re My First (Yoomin, College AU, Fluff & Smut, One Shot):   Jimin wasn’t a prude, he just liked saving his firsts for everything for someone special. And, that special someone was Min Yoongi.  http://archiveofourown.org/works/5902192

The One With The Hiding (Yoonmin, Fluff, 5+1, 2/2): Five Times That Yoongi And Jimin Aren’t Alone (+1 time they are) (FRIENDS!au)  http://archiveofourown.org/works/7432909/chapters/16884209

Smoke and Mirrors (Yoonmin, Namjin, Light Angst, 8/8): Jimin went out for a night-time walk a few times a week, maybe just to see the man smoking outside. His life was suddenly not so boring, his routine not so strict, and the friendship with his room-mate not so great.  http://archiveofourown.org/works/6660382/chapters/15233809

Watch the Stars With Me (Sugakookie, Namjin, AU, Smut, 11/11): One night, Namjoon brings along a shy but handsome boy named Jungkook to their hangout at the abandoned train station. And as much as Yoongi resists, he can’t help but fall for him.  http://archiveofourown.org/works/6534985/chapters/14950390

Wash Away My Loneliness (Yoonmin, Car Wash AU, Fluff, One Shot): There are a lot of car washes in the area that could do a better job, but not all of them have Park Jimin as an employee. So Yoongi keeps coming back.  http://archiveofourown.org/works/6512506

speed it up so we can slow it down (Yoonmin, Smut/PwP, Daddy!Kink, One Shot): Jimin wants to be more than just Yoongi’s escort but he’s doing a horrible job of telling him and Yoongi really hates Jeon Jungkook.  http://archiveofourown.org/works/7262095

Why Are You Shaking Up My Heart? (Yoonmin, Vhope, Fluff, One Shot):  Taehyung has a huge crush on Hoseok-hyung and gets Jimin to help him out. College AU. http://archiveofourown.org/works/1584590

Working Title (Yoonmin, Fluff, Canon, One Shot): Jimin writes fic. Yoongi doesn’t care. Not at all. Not one bit. Not until he finds the Yoonmin fic. http://archiveofourown.org/works/6188320

Choke and Pull (Yoonmin, Smut, One Shot): Jimin’s favorite part is getting Yoongi out of his Armani suits. http://archiveofourown.org/works/6901021

A Half-Breed and A Prince (Vmon, Supernatural AU, Smut, One Shot): Tumblr prompt from anon: “Vmon. Truth or Dare. Open to interpretation!!” http://archiveofourown.org/works/7029955

I Just Want to Be Your Fantasy,.. (Yoonmin, Vkook, Angst & Smut, 6/6): Jimin was a sex worker who received from one of his clients the proposition of a lifetime.   http://archiveofourown.org/works/7901302/chapters/18048832

we are like parallel lines (Taegi, Bording School AU, One Shot): In which Taehyung confesses to Yoongi and Yoongi believes Taehyung only has a short-lived crush. http://archiveofourown.org/works/8098351

be my bad boy (Sugakookie, PwP, One Shot): If he asks nicely, he’ll get what he wants. If he says ‘please,’ bats his eyelashes, pouts his lips and pours his innocence out before Yoongi, he’ll get what he wants.  http://archiveofourown.org/works/8099905

Emotional Whiplash (Vhope, Side!Yoonminkook, College AU, Fluff & Smut, 3/3): tumblr prompt from anon: “could you please write a fake dating!VHope with smut and eventual feelings? :) http://archiveofourown.org/works/7750933/chapters/17672341

Perfect Is the Sound of You Breaking (Yoonmin, Smut, One Shot): Jimin likes being good, he likes being perfect.  http://archiveofourown.org/works/8147768

Take Me To Church (Yoonmin, Demon!Yoongi, Smut, One Shot): Jimin, much to his chagrin, has a demon called Yoongi living in his bedroom. Things would be easier if Yoongi were a soul sucking monster instead of charming and unfairly hot. http://archiveofourown.org/works/8133215

Butterfingers (Yoonmin, College AU, Fluff & Crack, One Shot): Jimin’s life is no fairytale. But if it was, it’d go something like this. (Or: the AU in which Jimin is cursed to drop whatever he’s holding every time he sees the person he loves) http://archiveofourown.org/works/7848391

Choker (Yoonmin, PwP & Fluff, One Shot): The boys have a shooting for their upcoming exhibiton and Jimin has a little surprise for his boyfriend. It’s the first time he has to wear a choker and he is eager to hear Yoongi’s opinion. The older actually can’t wait to return to the privacy of their hotel room, to show Jimin just how much he appreciates his surprise. http://archiveofourown.org/works/6060760

All Hallows’ Eve (Sugakookiemon, Threesome, Smut, Vampires, One Shot): Jeongguk’s lovers invite old flames to their All Hallows’ Eve dinner party, so naturally he tries to make them jealous by getting friendly with his favourite cousin. http://archiveofourown.org/works/7625926

Shall We Date? (Yoonmin, College AU, Fluff, One Shot): Jimin just wants to stay home and play games, but his roommate has other ideas. Or: 4 times Taehyung sets Jimin up on a terrible blind date and 1 time it isn’t so bad. http://archiveofourown.org/works/8243353

I’ll Be Your Lighthouse (Yoonmin, Fluff, Light Angst, AU, One Shot): Jimin would rather be drawing, hidden away from his friends and family up in the old abandoned lighthouse in the bay than anywhere else. But he finds he liked it better with the smell of smoke lingering in the air and the echo of a flickering lighter against the walls. http://archiveofourown.org/works/8314147

Take A Picture, It’ll Last Longer (Sugakookie, Fluff, Restaurant AU, 2/2): It’s not that he thinks Jungkook is attractive…he just really wants to have the weekend off. —In which Yoongi has been friends with Hoseok for years, so he should have known this bet would be stupid.  http://archiveofourown.org/works/6891376/chapters/15722098

Knight (Yoonmin, Fluff & Smut, Royalty AU, 2/2): In which Jimin is a Prince, and Yoongi is his personal bodyguard that would do anything for him. http://archiveofourown.org/works/8108881/chapters/18584245

Burn It Up (Yoonmin, ABO Dynamics, Smut, 2/2):  http://archiveofourown.org/works/8431141/chapters/19315885

transatlanticism (Sugakookie, Dystopia AU, Angst, One Shot): jungkook lives in the day. yoongi lives at night.  http://archiveofourown.org/works/8419870

pretty (odd) (Yoonmin, College AU, Fluff, One Shot): in which min yoongi is a librarian and he happens to fall deeply in love with park jimin, the regular who’s in love with literature just a little too much.  http://archiveofourown.org/works/8544172

light me up (Yoonmin, Side!Vhope, College AU, Fluff, One Shot): He’s already taking a deep breath when he hears someone twisting the doorknob. “Jung Hoseok, I have a bone to pick with you, you absolute asshole,” he starts. It is not Jung Hoseok.Definitely not. Min Yoongi.Jimin coughs awkwardly into his fist. “Hello,” he finishes. (In which Jimin has a crush, yells a lot, and maybe falls into like.) http://archiveofourown.org/works/8572666

whatta man (good man) (Vkook, College AU, Smut, Fluff & Crack, One Shot):  Out of all the kinds of blogs Jeon Jeongguk could have run, never in a million years Taehyung would have expected him to have a porn blog. (Or, Jeongguk runs a porn blog and Taehyung not so accidentally finds it.) http://archiveofourown.org/works/7862419

accidents were made to happen (Yoonmin, College AU, Humor & Fluff, One Shot): au where jimin replies to the wrong conversation and is generally Very Embarrassing for everyone. http://archiveofourown.org/works/8470597

per angusta ad augusta (Sugakookie,  Modern AU, Fluff & Crack, One Shot):  In which Yoongi is an interior designer and Jungkook is a kid who’s looking for a job. http://archiveofourown.org/works/8667850

It’s your Birthday but you’re my Gift (Yoonmin, Childhood Friends, Fluff, 5/5):  Yoongi celebrates 5 birthdays with Jimin over the course of 20 years.(aka Yoongi growing up with Jimin only to realise he’s falling for his childhood friend). http://archiveofourown.org/works/8353387/chapters/19135300

blow my heart up (Yoonmin, Smut, One Shot): Yoongi really likes the look in Jimin’s eyes when he’s getting told off for making mistakes.(warnings: spanking, slight dom/sub, light breathplay, orgasm denial, praise kink) http://archiveofourown.org/works/5477006

hot mess (Taegi, Angst & Smut, AU, 3/3): Taehyung thinks Yoongi is cute in the fuckable way. Yoongi thinks Taehyung is an asshole. http://archiveofourown.org/works/7920865/chapters/18099688

playboy (show me all your secrets) (Vhope, Smut & Crack, One Shot): Hoseok still doesn’t know how he became Taehyung’s sex life teacher. Crack and porn ahead. http://archiveofourown.org/works/8943775

the art of the plug (Yoonmin, Smut, One Shot): In which Jimin likes to plug himself up on his days off and Yoongi accidentally finds out about it, a story. 

http://archiveofourown.org/works/9031841

A&E (Sugakookie, Hospital AU, Angst, Fluff & Mild Smut, 12/12): Where Min Yoongi is a second year resident at the Seoul National University Hospital working in the A&E and has absolutely no time or heart to tend to the rich and pompous but is forced to re-evaluate a lot of his life choices when he meets Jeon Jungkook. http://archiveofourown.org/works/6986689/chapters/15920692

In Progress:

Nyctophile (Yoonmin, Namjin, Vkook, Fantasy AU, 15/?):
"Like I said, monsters aren’t real, Taehyung.” Jimin quickly pulled the closet doors open. At the bottom of the closet, sitting on the floor and leaning heavily against the walls, was a man with dark pink hair clad in dark clothes, bleeding and injured and looking positively close to death. Jimin didn’t know what to do. http://archiveofourown.org/works/6485242/chapters/14843164

listen to my heartbeat (Yoonmin, Wrong Number AU, 7/?):  http://archiveofourown.org/works/7922026/chapters/18102742

Conflicting Arrangement (Yoonmin, Fake Boyfriend, 10/?):  http://archiveofourown.org/works/8682229/chapters/19903354

i know you wanna go to heaven (Vkook, Yoonmin, Werewolf AU, Smut, Fluff & Angst, 12/?): Taehyung just thought it would be a one night stand, but he gets more than he bargained for. http://archiveofourown.org/works/8083003/chapters/18521551

Bring On The Sunshine (Yoonmin, Single Parent!Yoongi, Kid!V, Fluff, 8/?): With the help of their five year old “matchmaker” Taehyung, Yoongi and Jimin stumble into each other’s lives. Cue the awkward, messy pining and dating adventures with a noisy kid in their way. http://archiveofourown.org/works/8110213/chapters/18587476

The Melting King (Yoonmin, Fantasy AU, Romance & Smut, 2/?): The Ice King, who was a cold and cruel man, had no other interests but to find and own pieces of art and beautiful things. He wanted to conquer everything, he wanted to rule over everyone and take other peoples’ treasures for himself. That is why he went to war against the Deserts of the South, which he won swiftly and with his usual aplomb. There he looked for the most beautiful thing he could find to take home with him and marvel at its beauty.What he found was the Dancer. Or did the Dancer find him? http://archiveofourown.org/works/8359147/chapters/19148641

A is for Apple, Z is for Zombie (Yoonmin, Zombies AU, Mild Gore, 5/?): In a world where zombies run rampage and humans are trapped like cattle, Yoongi has unease and anger eating away at him, has lost almost everything to the undead; perhaps to the monsters living inside of him as well.So when Yoongi was lying on the pavement, cold and his life slipping away, a stranger appearing out of nowhere and giving him a choice to die or become one of them, what do you think he chose?http://archiveofourown.org/works/8616211/chapters/19756579

The Office (Yoonmin, Office AU, Fluff, 19/?): Yoongi is new to the company, and his first day there he may have accidentally fallen for the team’s favorite darling by the name of Park Jimin. http://archiveofourown.org/works/8054920/chapters/18453763

Pride, Prejudice and More (Yoonmin, Vkook, Namjin, AU, 28/?): In which Jimin cannot decide if he loves or hates Min Yoongi;Seokjin tries not to, but has his heart broken; And Taehyung constantly surprises everyone. http://archiveofourown.org/works/7291390/chapters/16558099

It feels like there’s Oceans (Taegi, Angst, AU, 3/?): Neverland is just a story. Yoongi had to find out the hard way. http://archiveofourown.org/works/7701709/chapters/17548003

I Wrote this for you (Yoonmin, Vkook, Angst, AU, 5/?): Jeon Jungkook is a frustrated reader who just wants to have a decent conversation with his newly proclaimed favorite author, an up-and-coming young adult novelist Min Yoongi, and maybe force out the ending of his cliffhanging heartbreaking motherfucking breakthrough debut novel. http://archiveofourown.org/works/7693393/chapters/17527393

the end. (let’s read some more :’D)