on my way to heaven

Scary Poppins…

A Hunter’s Guide to Effective Pick Up Lines, as Organized by Guardian Type

Titans:

  • How many corpses did you leave in your wake when you shoulder-charged your way out of heaven?
  • You’ve skated directly into my heart.
  • Did you just polish that plate? Because I can see myself in your armor.
  • Is that a towel on your butt, or are you just wearing a towel on your butt?
  • Want to share my cloak? Naked?

Warlocks

  • Hey, want to make like a couple of particles and smash into each other a bunch, but in a sexy way?
  • Guess who’s got two thumbs and is a paracausal, undead killing machine with a respectable sex drive and several centuries worth of experience?
  • Your robes would look way less dumb on my bedroom floor.
  • I didn’t understand any of the words you just used.
  • What the hell is a quark?

Hunters

  • That cloak looks like it’s big enough for two.
  • Want to go get drunk and do something stupid?
  • Nice cloak. Mine’s nicer.
  • Bet I can undress before you can.
  • I expect you to keep me up all night long. Otherwise, I might have a nightmare and kill you in my sleep.

- A Hunter’s Guide to Survival // Anonymous

If a tree’s roots die, the tree dies. The only problem is that because roots are hidden underground you don’t know there’s a problem until it’s too late; the tree gets uprooted and taken out just like that –– a snap in the wind as it’s hollowed out from the inside.

That’s how Castiel felt. That’s exactly what he felt when Dean’s mind no longer spoke to him.

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(1/5) Recap of Vhope during 2016: On stage

Taehyung (to Hoseok): “I’m glad you’re by my side”

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you must be prince charming, 

because when you smile flowers seem to grow

cr. / insp: i & ii

Tyler Seguin

Inspired by Tyler’s insta story yesterday, I got a request of “I need a tyler seguin imagine based on his insta story where he’s inured and its super cute and maybe he tries to have sex and his injury gets in the way pls and thx i love you”

Originally posted by brosillustrated

Warning: Explicit content and swearing

Word Count 2780

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“Come love me!”               

  I glance up from my book, shielding my eyes from the bright sun and spy Tyler sprawled out in the grass with Marshall and Cash.  Both dogs are heavily interested in their own toys and pay their dad no attention whatsoever.

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