on is ion

  • *Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
  • Jade: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
  • Ion: ...I did. I broke it.
  • Jade: No. No you didn't. Luke?
  • Luke: Don't look at me. Look at Tear.
  • Tear: What?! I didn't break it.
  • Luke: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
  • Tear: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
  • Luke: Suspicious.
  • Tear: No it's not!
  • Guy: If it matters, probably not, but Asch was the last one to use it.
  • Asch: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
  • Guy: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Asch: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Guy!
  • Ion: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it Jade.
  • Jade: No! Who broke it!?
  • Tear: Jade...Anise's been awfully quiet.
  • Anise: REALLY?!
  • Jade: *later to himself with a smile* I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.